28 Jul Giovanni’s Superfan Sidebar 07/28/2015 – Andy Daly and Jo Koy
A real time blog where Superfan Giovanni does recap and commentary on the show as it happens and opines on all things ACS
Guest – Andy Daly and Jo Koy
Recorded 07-27-2015 – Release Date 07-28-2015
Production Number #1625
Adam opens the show with a mandate to get it on, he says he just went out to lunch with a pal of Howard Stern’s giving him advice on podcasting.
Adam gives out the plugs and welcomes Jo, Gina and BB to the show.
Adam says they went to a sushi joint nearby, Kamikaze the legendary place as discussed on the show last month.
Adam is now riffing with Jo playing the rude waitress, Adam is using ravioli to make a point about bite sized portions.
Adam is trying to get a California roll, Jo is telling him to go to Olive Garden and he refuses to make a cucumber roll.
Adam is doing another lap, he’s asking for a coke.
Very funny “it’s on cable, no it’s real!” response from Adam, they’ve got a very quick back and forth still going and Adam keeps trying to prove he’s a celebrity and they seem to be talking about Taboo from ‘Black Eyed Peas’ and now jo is mocking him for thinking his face should be put on the wall of celebrity customers.
Adam is working his son into the riff and demanding a name, saying that someone is going to be getting a letter from him.
They wrap the scene, good stuff.
Adam is doing a Castrol Live Read
Adam says he was literally crying from laughing so hard, Adam is now going over the lunch and says he had a strange timing event happen today.
Adam got a shitty tweet today, he says 3min earlier he had just tweeted at a fan directly right before the shitty comment.
Jo is now in character as Black Mold and Adam is riffing with him.
Q and Ace
1st Caller Julie, she is responding to Black Mold and jokes about pineapple soda. She’s telling them about experiencing black mold and Adam is quizzing her about her personal life.
She has a domestic partner, Adam is trying to figure out if it’s a dude.
Julie is further commenting on her own health and mold sensitives, Adam references horse shoe crabs and they move on.
2nd Caller Dave, he is calling about parking distance, Adam and Black Mold riff about using his cock to measure parking to curb distances.
Adam references ‘Digger the Dog’ and now they’re watching a commercial for it.
Adam has a killer ‘Stratego!’ shout while talking about his childhood lamentations regarding not having things like electronic battleship.
Adam and BB do a funny back and forth where BB briefly plays Adam’s mom.
Adam is back to Dave and is asking him about the ticket, he tells him to fight it and Adam is now arguing about how it can’t be legal to be required to pay in advance.
Adam is doing a Blinds Galore Live Read
Mike Lynch just got some out in Massachusetts.
Dawson now has a version of the commercial with the d’s dropped out from the word digger.
Adam is now giving his take on Spuds McKenzie commercials and the vague sexual innuendo, hilarious “are you going to fuck the dog” riffing from Ace.
BB is crushing it with a funny back and forth and Gina recognizes one of the chicks in the commercial from the movie ‘Boomerang’ and then mistakes one of the models for Susan Pinsky.
Adam is having Jo do the sushi join waitress again, singing ‘Uptown Girl’ for him on a whim.
Adam is having them play ‘Uptown Girl’ and Jo is not singing along, Adam makes him jump in as the waitress.
Jo breaks character to comment on the black guy in the video.
Adam is trying to get him to sing, they spot the black guy again.
BB loves that album and recommends it highly.
Adam is doing a Live Read for Mazda
Mazda shows up!
3rd Caller DJ, he’s bringing up the way the people on ‘Catch a Contractor’ phrase their offense, “my home” and “my children” and how the contractors react when their kids are brought up.
Adam talks about it a bit and they wrap it up.
Adam is giving out the plugs for Jo, Gary gets on mic to share how Charles wired-up the studio with phone chargers and all kinds other accoutrements for the show’s cast and guests.
Adam is now turning the tables on Jo’s waitress character, California roll callback and he wraps up with Jo.
They head to break.
They’re back from break with Andy Daly making his ACS debut, he’s never done the podcast nor the morning show oddly enough.
Adam responds to the listener voicemail and gives out a plug for Andy’s 2nd season of ‘Review’ and Adam is now commenting on Andy’s credits.
Adam is sharing what he finds great about Mike Judge, he looks and talks like he installs satellite dishes, he’s the most sleeper intellectual and showbiz type.
Adam and the gang are all complimenting ‘Idiocracy’ and he marvels at the performances and jokes layered throughout the film.
Adam is asking for the scene where President Camacho is giving his state of the union speech.
Adam is asking Andy about his latest project, he explains they made 10 this season and Adam asks him about having to audition even after doing so many projects and having proved it so many times.
Adam is sharing how his family loves the series ‘Modern Family’ and Adam compliments it for being such a solid show while appealing to the mainstream.
Adam is recalling a recent conversation with Eric Stonestreet asking him about a tool, Adam is commenting on the type of wealth that allows you to buy the neighboring house and tear it down.
Adam is trying to recall Andy’s appearance on the show, Adam is talking about the change in roles among parents and school principals.
Adam is doing a SimpliSafe Live Read
Adam riffs about knowing the best second story man in the business edition, good stuff.
1st Story is on the autopsy ordered for the now deceased Bobbi Kristina Brown, Adam is now going off on bathtub designs.
Adam is explaining how inherently dangerous their design is, Andy riffs about bathing lifeguards and Adam is going over the horrible options for a cruel death that await all of us inside of our bathrooms.
BB is now sharing an anecdote of something similar, Adam comments on never using bathtubs and shares the Japanese soaking tub conversation he had.
Adam is now asking Gina for more of the details, Adam is joking about Bill Cosby praying for this to take over the spotlight from his alleged crimes.
2nd Story is on the premier of ‘I am Cate’ the new reality series, Adam is commenting on how he would behave if he were Kanye West, he would just skim the cream of the hot Applebee’s hostess crop.
Adam is riffing up a storm about his fucking tour and then explains he goes the George Clooney route for marriage, not Kim.
Gina plays the clip of Kanye meeting Caitlyn and BB has some funny commentary.
They’re asking about Caitlyn’s vocal changes since the surgeries and hormone therapy, Adam is now riffing about Fred Flintstone in drag on the cartoon.
BB and Andy are riffing along with him, very funny.
Adam says he feels like everyone’s now a model and there are no longer super models, Adam is mocking the movie ‘Taxi’ from (2003) and he’s going off.
Adam is describing the blower and the impossible car modifications that somehow get you through traffic faster.
Gina and Gary have the voice of Bruce in 2013.
3rd Story is on the latest ‘New York Magazine’ cover with over 30 of Bill Cosby’s accusers featured.
Adam is commenting on Janice Dickinson and has a name mix-up with Angie, Adam is now presuming that Janice reacts to these news inquires about this case to how he feels about being hit up to talk about Drew or Jimmy.
Adam is commenting on these women and doing the math on possible assaults, he comments on the bizarre relationship he must have with his wife.
Gina and Andy both weigh in, Adam says this may be the only rape story where it’ so over saturated in the media it runs the risk of people becoming desensitized to the severity of it.
Adam is doing a Life Lock Ultimate plus Live Read
Adam takes it back to the Cosby thing, he says women who have not been assaulted should just come forward, might take less time and effort to tally.
4th Story is on an under attended straight pride parade in Seattle, Adam says he wishes there was a hyper sexual straight version of a gay pride parade.
Andy is in the mix and they move on.
Adam just thought of a weird English who’s on first bit, “assless chaps.”
5th Story is on a lawsuit filed against Conan O’Brien, Adam is now in defense of Conan and hints at parallel though along with people absorbing other people’s jokes and material unconsciously.
Gina has some of the joke examples.
Adam is saying it’s not say they didn’t do it, but tough shit, it’s how the human brain works.
Gina has the example of the Delta joke.
Gina wraps the news.
Adam is doing a Legal Zoom Live Read
Adam is giving out the plugs for Andy, Gina corrects Adam on the plugs for the Mangria bar crawl, he plugs Jo Koy’s stuff and the upcoming Take a Knee with Mike August, BB wraps the show with a new Jo Koy clip.