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Show Summary

As the show opens up, Adam talks with Dr. Drew and the gang about his upcoming show in Seattle. Adam also talks about hanging out at the Grammy’s gifting suite, where he got a bag full of memorabilia for women, and saw a guy in a tank top who shouldn’t have been wearing one. The guys also take a call from Nick DiPaolo and Artie Lange and chat about Artie’s sobriety, the guys’ dynamic, and the Super Bowl.

Next up, the guys jump to the phones to give relationship advice. Alison then opens the news discussing the new $1,000 fine that’s come into place for anyone throwing a football or frisbee on the beaches of LA. After an epic rant, the guys also watch a viral video of a dad shooting up his daughter’s laptop. As the show wraps up, the guys chat about Macauley Culkin, bosses covering their employee’s birth control, and the problems with hope and change.

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Show Credits

Producer: Mike Lynch
Producer: Mike Dawson
Audio/Voice Over/Post-Production: Mike Dawson
Newsgirl: Alison Rosen
Sound Effects: Bryan Bishop
Associate Producer: Gary Smith
Technical Director: Chris Laxamana
Show Summary: Matt Fondiler


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  1. DonnySac
    DonnySac02-09-2012

    Alison finally meets Drew.

    The hand slowly drifts down to between the thighs, the warmth, the moistness. I love you Drew. Drew, can you hear me! I love you. Drew? Drew? Zip it!

    • Sig
      Sig02-10-2012

      Alison has met Drew before.

    • Nick
      Nick02-10-2012

      Don’t stop, I am sporting a half chub right now.

  2. nathan
    nathan02-09-2012

    Drew and Adam are one of the best broadcasting duos

    • Wiley
      Wiley02-10-2012

      one of the best??? THE BEST!!! … Nobody can yell at people like Adam and No one can deal with Adam’s yelling at them like Drew.

  3. Cyrus
    Cyrus02-09-2012

    Dr Drew in the hizzee!

    BB should get all of Drew’s Crank Yankers drops

  4. WonkaBar
    WonkaBar02-09-2012

    Drew in the Hizzie!

  5. Allen Corona
    Allen Corona02-09-2012

    Unfortunately Dr Bruce and Dr Drew can never be on the same show for security reasons. Similar to the reason we’ll never get Obama and Joe Biden on the podcast together.

  6. MC White
    MC White02-10-2012

    Doctor Drew in the hizzzzzzay!

  7. silverlake_dirtclod
    silverlake_dirtclod02-10-2012

    God Adam, you don’t know SHIT about politics or POLICY… you need to shut the fuck up about stuff you haven’t yet studied. hope and change wasn’t about Obama, it was about us getting off our asses. You’d know that if you looked beyond the bumper sticker. Dude, seriously. It’s time to learn how to fucking read.

    • Big T
      Big T02-10-2012

      I can tell by the use of the “shit”, “fuck” and “dude”, that you have stuied “stuff”.

    • Pete B
      Pete B02-10-2012

      Lol change like getting off your asses and heading out of the foreclosed house to cash that unemployment check because the EBT card is all used up?
      Yes the policies are shit.

      Welcome to the new American future. Government educated, self entitled, participation trophy lemmings skipping towards the cliff of soft tyranny.

      • adamsunibrow
        adamsunibrow02-11-2012

        How does the Kool-aid taste,Pete???? Lemmings???? Lets hold hand as we jump off the cliff…….. Weeeeeeeee!!!!!!

    • Dustin
      Dustin02-10-2012

      Yes, we should bow to silverlake_dirtclod, the man who figured it all out!!!! SHUTUP!

    • donewithidiots
      donewithidiots02-10-2012

      @silverlake, your post is a prime example of libtard intolerance and sickening hypocrites you all are. Adam voiced his opinion and that upsets you to the point of your insults. You’re grossly wrong like most of your brethren.

    • Joe
      Joe02-10-2012

      So Obama’s campaign slogan wasn’t about Obama? Interesting theory.

    • Rosen ''Tranny"
      Rosen ''Tranny"02-10-2012

      Hey dickclod,quit watchin so much MSNBC

    • Jackie
      Jackie02-10-2012

      @silverlake_dirtclod

      You’re an idiot. I actually feel sorry for you.

  8. big jim
    big jim02-10-2012

    *sniff*

  9. Jr College All Star
    Jr College All Star02-10-2012

    Dr. Drew is in the hizzie!

    Dr. Bruce can’t hold Dr. Drew’s jock!

    Ace Rockola should do a lightning round soon!

  10. kaiser soso
    kaiser soso02-10-2012

    Alison can’t even handle her own sign off. Maybe it’s time to change it if she can’t own it. She sounds like a coward.

    Try using some inflection or use a funny voice sometimes. Stop making it such a chore.

  11. Caldwellian
    Caldwellian02-10-2012

    The love that exists between the hosts returns!!!!

  12. Mike D in Mpls
    Mike D in Mpls02-10-2012

    I don’t know how many times Bald Bryan could play “Dr. Dreeeew in the Hizzziiee” before i’d get sick of it, but i’d like to find out.

  13. L'huomo d'Ace
    L'huomo d'Ace02-10-2012

    Drewsky! The passionate one!

  14. jamfu
    jamfu02-10-2012

    circumference is PI *d or 2*Pi* radius not 2 pi *d

    • May Kadoodee
      May Kadoodee02-10-2012

      pie times radius squared equal area
      pie times diameter equal circumference
      just saying Sniffffffffffffffffffff!

  15. May Kadoodee
    May Kadoodee02-10-2012

    To Corvette Mark yesterday,
    What’s the difference between Porcupines and Corvettes?
    The Corvettes have the little pricks on the inside :-)
    Suck on that…

    • Mark
      Mark02-10-2012

      Can’t hear you. I’m driving too fast with the targa top off.

  16. Andrew
    Andrew02-10-2012

    “You’d have to be insane not to get it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

    INSANE!!!

    “In the United States, an estimated 710 people died of anal cancer in 2009.”

    Would you please, kindly, tell doctors to SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

  17. Functionally ReTodded
    Functionally ReTodded02-10-2012

    I love how Drew basically herds the cats that is anyone attempting to interject things that he KNOWS will derail Adam from making his point and possibly result in Adam barking at someone. It’s quite amusing.

    GET IT ON!!

  18. Andygirll
    Andygirll02-10-2012

    great great great show!

    I like it better when the pictures have captions so I know what I’m looking at.

  19. ROb
    ROb02-10-2012

    Its awesome to hear these two together again.

  20. Brad
    Brad02-10-2012

    Adam, Drew, Nick, and Artie all talking at the same time. And then Bryan’s tumor impels him to start playing drops because there wasn’t enough noise. What an unlistenable mess.

  21. ugh
    ugh02-10-2012

    So it’s tyranny of the majority for a popular vote that determined the CA constitution defines marriage as a union between a man and a woman. But a stupid poll where 52% ‘weren’t convinced’ makes it ok for the gov’t to decide what Catholic employers are forced by law to pay for?

  22. Casey Man
    Casey Man02-10-2012

    Wes Welker is who he is BECAUSE of his good hands. He doesn’t have the raw athletic ability of a guy like T.O. It’s not a racial thing, although that theory has a lot of comedy mileage. But if Welker could run like T.O. or Jordy Nelson, nobody would blame him for the drop.

  23. May Kadoodee
    May Kadoodee02-10-2012

    Loved hearing from Artie again, apparently I have a lifetime Sirius at home/work and a lifetime XM in my GM vehicle but I can’t get O&A or Artie and Nick without paying for it, :-( bummer!

  24. Ras
    Ras02-10-2012

    THANK YOU!!!!! I have been listening to Ace over 10 years ago on loveline and I think Adam and Drew have more chemistry between them then any gay male couple. Thanks for gives us 2 hours of Drew and Adam back together again!!!!! AHHHHH makes me think of the good old days.

    I think these guys should leave Lynette and Susan and move to West Hollywood and build a brand new house from the ground up and raise a few puppies. There are certain people where Adam seems even funnier because he is more comfortable with them and I think Drew rates right up there!!

    • May Kadoodee
      May Kadoodee02-10-2012

      yeah they should! good one RAS

  25. Lara
    Lara02-10-2012

    Wow. Dr. Drew was such a dick to Alison. Alison, don’t let anyone shush you. Stick up for yourself and don’t be bullied by egos.
    BTW, you are right as usual Adam…”penises” and “sh*t”… TOTALLY synonymous!!

  26. CCgetiton
    CCgetiton02-10-2012

    why didnt they take a picture of the bag with shit in it?

  27. Pete B
    Pete B02-10-2012

    Really a group of reasonable bright people on this podcast and you can still not forge through the initial argument?
    It isn’t really whether or not the Catholic Church has to pay for insurance that covers birth control. Yes that is part of the story.
    The main area of argument is one: Why do I have to pay for someone else’s birth control? By paying for health insurance as an individual when the government mandates through law that that provider has to give birth control for no charge means I have to pay for it. Nothing is free.
    Two: Is that the morons all worked about how great this health bill was, are going to be very upset after this monstrosity is in full effect. This is only one of the thousands a legal mandates that are placed on private insurance. There will be constitutional violations for every American so if you are not catholic or don’t understand nor care about separation of church and state, your button will be pushed soon enough.
    When the private medical sector is completely absorbed by the feds, when they have complete power of your health choices and start rationing care don’t start crying about how unfair it is because they used that same argument to dup you in the first place.
    Finally if catholic institutions do not want to provide health insurance that provides “free” birth control then the fed does not have the constitutional right to make them and if this “healthcare bill” stands if I was them, I would drop all coverage.

    • sockpuppet
      sockpuppet02-21-2012

      this!

  28. Dennis
    Dennis02-10-2012

    Hey, this is Dennis, the guy who got cheated on (“Cheatee”?) and called in. Sorry for stepping on your live read Adam. Great show despite me bringing it down. Try to get Drew on more often! No offense to Bruce, but he’s a poor man’s Dr. Drew. I guess that would offend him, but what’re you going to do. Thanks for taking my call guys.

  29. ran
    ran02-10-2012

    if the kelly ripa show has an online voting center where we can write in who we think should co-host, we all need to swamp that thing with votes for adam.

  30. Dario
    Dario02-10-2012

    Found it interesting how The Ace Man tried with all his might to paint Bald Bryan as being on some mission to downplay or disprove Carolla’s guessing of the batting cage guy’s job.

    Kept pressing, and pressing, and Bald Bryan just calmly proved, by reading the email, that it was the guy emailing him that pointed it out. That it wasn’t BB himself that went out of his way to disprove it, pursuing people for tapes and transcripts. Sheesh, impossible that Carolla isn’t psychic.

    • PJVermont
      PJVermont02-16-2012

      I don’t disagree with anything you’ve said. BB, at times, tries a bit too hard to come across as the smartest person in the room. At that moment it appeared to get under Adam’s skin.

  31. Jessiey
    Jessiey02-10-2012

    Drew was funny as always but his interrupting nose-blowing bit is pretty hacky compared to Adam’s punctuating sniff.

  32. Christopher Craig
    Christopher Craig02-10-2012

    lllloooooovvveee it! I always love it when Drew or DAG come on, they are the two best guests fo sho!

  33. Dion
    Dion02-10-2012

    Dr. Drew Doesn’t know what the f he’s talking about when it comes to GARDASIL. Doesn’t protect you from shit. It is f-ing poison.

    • Cyrus
      Cyrus02-12-2012

      Yep that’s why he gladly poisoned his kids. Dipshit. Keep reading Heather Locklear-like bullshit and taking it as gospel! When you’re dying of some disease and need some drug to cure it, don’t look to big pharma, douche.

  34. Internet Troll
    Internet Troll02-10-2012

    Great pod

    “Stem included”
    “mmhumm my god get on it” as purred by Alison Rosen

    Evidently Alison is a woman of passion around Dr Drew

  35. Michael
    Michael02-10-2012

    Drew is such a puss. That girl was being a little ungrateful bitch and the dad sent a message.

  36. Matt
    Matt02-10-2012

    This makes me weep for the old Loveline days. When Adam and Drew come together its some of the best radio ever.

  37. Jake
    Jake02-10-2012

    DR DREW IN THA HIZZY!!!

    HOTHOTHOT PASSIONPASSIONPASSION

  38. Mike
    Mike02-10-2012

    Hey adam, I love the show but your grasp of economy and finance is tenuous at best. Concerning high tax rates, Warren Buffet the BILLIONAIRE INVESTOR says:

    “I have worked with investors for 60 years and I have yet to see anyone -Not even when capital gains rates were 39.9 percent in 1976-77- shy away from a sensible investment because of the tax rate on the potential gain. People invest to make money, and potential taxes have never scared them off. ”

    We’re talking about the most successful financial investor in the world basically saying that the tax rate is irrelevant.

    Bill gates also agrees by saying:

    “Even as the economy improves and you end the wars, you’re going to gave to raise taxes, and certainly, whatever for it takes, and Im not an expert on this – The Rich should bear a larger increase than the rest.”

    • Cyrus
      Cyrus02-12-2012

      Warren Buffet is a con-capitalist who’s never made jack shit in his life. He uses fiduciary instruments and co-opts the government to make money. In fact, Barry’s deal with the banks the other day skyrocketed Buffet’s networth another $150 mil. STFU man, YOUR grasp of economics is tenuous at best when you go quoting Warren Douchebag Buffet. Get a fucking brain.

      • PJVermont
        PJVermont02-16-2012

        I stopped listening after your first sentence.

    • Cyrus
      Cyrus02-12-2012

      Oh and Bill Gates is on record as being in favor of population control through sterilization. Shouldn’t come as a shock seeing as his father was one of the founders of Planned Parenthood, which started out as a racist eugenics organization.

  39. vah jai nah
    vah jai nah02-10-2012

    dr drew seems very set in his ways

    my penis is like a watery BM

  40. TS
    TS02-10-2012

    I like how much softer Alison was when she was around Drew.

  41. sloozen1
    sloozen102-10-2012

    Dr. Drew is so fucking plugged in….He’s a cross between being realistic and brilliantly book smart…

  42. Eric
    Eric02-10-2012

    Great Pod Today, awsome to have drew on the show.

  43. Six Dixon
    Six Dixon02-10-2012

    Remember the days when Adam didn’t talk about his retarded political views?

    Those were good times.

  44. STOP CHARITY NOW!
    STOP CHARITY NOW!02-10-2012

    Probably one of Adam’s single greatest rants… the beach rant. WOW! Aceman, you’re rants bring me so much contentment inner spiritual peace.

    Aceman for Prez in 2016!

  45. PB
    PB02-11-2012

    As Ace was giving out his “just not that into you” dating, etc advice, I couldn’t help but think thats exactly what I made of the whole Kevin Smith/Ace communication fiasco. Ace really didn’t want that tv show. If he did, he would have figured out a way to call him, or get in touch with him. Since Ace fancies himself a self-taught psychologist, he knows that Kevin is needy and would need to be pulled into it.

    • Jenn
      Jenn02-15-2012

      I agree with you but the other way around–Kevin is the one who really wanted the tv show, thus it was HIS responsibility to call Adam after Adam extended the olive branch to do so. Ace would’ve done the show had it come to fruition, but he had too many other things going for him to be the one to take the initiative. Obviously, Kevin’s “paranoia” or lack of self-esteem prevented him from following up and lead him to presuming the worst.

  46. donewithidiots
    donewithidiots02-11-2012

    Let it go PB.
    One glaring thing about this otherwise good pod today was how sad a guy Artie is now. It shows how devastating having to watch your father suffer his last days in a bed as a paraplegic is to a person. Can’t imagine how horrible it would be and add to it the begging his father did for him to bring it all to an end. Poor guy will never be the same. Stern did try to help the guy but he won’t help himself.

  47. Rex Montana
    Rex Montana02-11-2012

    Bobby Brown. Now his name is sh*t.

    He needs to speak up, and man up, take responsibility.

    Holy sh&t… so much pressure. But he has responsibility.

    My perogative…

    This is the punishment. She was great. You were a douche.

    • Rex Montana
      Rex Montana02-11-2012

      I know the moderators are idiots, but she was good, and then she met a crack addict.

      That’s the story.

  48. dave
    dave02-12-2012

    in the unlikely event someone reads this, the feed of adam on the nick and artie show was much cleaner than that of artie and nick on adam’s. just sayin

  49. Mike Culligan
    Mike Culligan02-12-2012

    Adam, what the fuck have you done to your eyebrows, you look like one of the Mexicans.

  50. Danof Sac
    Danof Sac02-12-2012

    Looking forward to ARIYNBF podcast Monday! I love Alison, her stoner laugh cracks me up, she is very fast and witty, and from all accounts she appears to be stable!

  51. Maui
    Maui02-12-2012

    gotta love a pod that mentions Papa Doo Run Run…..

  52. CasketGloryHole
    CasketGloryHole02-12-2012

    Adam: The “lion’s share” of anything is ALL of it, not most of it. The phrase is meant to reflect poorly on the person who has the lion’s share, insinuating that that person has come by it through duplicitous means or abuse of their power. Other than that, get it on.

    • donewithidiots
      donewithidiots02-12-2012

      Casket gloryhole. That shows some real imagination. Twisted as hell, but still.

      All these people wringing their hands about Whitney Houston forget about the last ten years of her life. She’s been a real example of how not to live. Wasted.

      • CasketGloryHole
        CasketGloryHole02-14-2012

        Adam came up with “casket gloryhole,” don’t recall the context, but I immediately made it my secondary name on the old messageboard. This was in the post-Bonaduce days. (And any day without Bonaduce is a good one.)

  53. Guy McG
    Guy McG02-12-2012

    Adam ruins an otherwise good episode with another tiresome rant against this fictional straw man concocted by the right wing media. Federal taxes are at the lowest rate that they’ve been in 60 years. 60 YEARS. Corporate taxes are the lowest they’ve been in 40 years. 40 YEARS. Let those two facts sink in for a second and then compare it to the fake version of reality Adam keeps harping about. He talks about this terrifying world where taxes climb higher and higher every year and the progressive left has taken over the country and everyone is on food stamps (all of which he pays for through a loaves-and-fishes type miracle, I presume). The right-wing propaganda machine is a hell of a drug.

    • GOD
      GOD02-13-2012

      Go away boy, ya bother me.

      Another douche labeling opinions unlike theirs as “Right-Wing”. Fucking, get over yourself junior. Instead of bitching about other people’s thoughts, try throwing out a solution, otherwise STFU.

      • PJVermont
        PJVermont02-16-2012

        And that obscenity laced rant was brought to you by…God?

  54. Tim
    Tim02-12-2012

    No DAG drop at the mention of anal prolapse?!

  55. Chester
    Chester02-12-2012

    It’s very difficult to get beyond how plainly exploitative all of the Dr. Drew’s television projects are.

  56. John Birdsong
    John Birdsong02-13-2012

    Wow! I was thinking the nick and artie thing was a bit. I thought Artie was dead, and I was thinking Greg Giraldo instead of Nick Dipalo. Then there was that haunted mansion music. Then they started talking about the super bowl and I had to figure it out.

  57. Syqnys
    Syqnys02-13-2012

    Did Drew multiply the diameter by 2 Pi? He was supposed to multiply by Pi, not 2 Pi.

  58. gulliver
    gulliver02-13-2012

    RE Dr. Drew and Alexis de Tocqueville: first off, it’s pronounced “Toke-ville,” not “Talk-ville.”

    Second, the book is called “Democracy in America,” not “On Democracy.”

    Third, de Tocqueville visited America in 1831, not 1822.

    Fourth, while he did lament the tyranny of the majority, de Tocqueville would have found your use of Prop 8 as a (politically fashionable) example of it utterly distasteful, as he was himself a Roman Catholic. For future reference, you don’t just get to use ANY popular vote you happen to disagree with as evidence of tyranny of the majority. There is a real principle there and it’s not just a cheap rhetorical device with which to wring your hands whenever things don’t go your way.

    Fifth, it’s actually a good point to bring up, and apropos of the frisbee story. Here’s what de Tocqueville said about “soft despotism” (i.e., excessive regulation):

    “Thus, after having successively taken each member of the community in its powerful grasp and fashioned him at will, the supreme power then extends its arm over the whole community. It covers the surface of society with a network of small complicated rules, minute and uniform, through which the most original minds and the most energetic characters cannot penetrate, to rise above the crowd. The will of man is not shattered, but softened, bent, and guided; men are seldom forced by it to act, but they are constantly restrained from acting. Such a power does not destroy, but it prevents existence; it does not tyrannize, but it compresses, enervates, extinguishes, and stupefies a people, till each nation is reduced to nothing better than a flock of timid and industrious animals, of which the government is the shepherd.”

    To Guy McG and all the other lefties: if and when the country turned into a bleak East German-style dystopia, I would fully expect you and your political contemporaries to continue decrying “the right-wing propaganda machine” and saying that we’re as free and unregulated and untaxed as we’ve ever been. Like Carolla says, put a family of beavers on top of the Empire State Building and they’ll start collecting wood to build a dam. In your case(s), you’re so enslaved by your ideology you can’t help but to keep mindlessly repeating your mantras and limited HuffPo statistics, no matter what’s going on around you to the contrary.

  59. phil landers
    phil landers02-13-2012

    I agree Silverlake, Adam does not know shit about politics and the minutia involved in the process but you gotta love hearing his rants as uninformed as they may be. It is entertainment. And like Adam has said, there is no way we can all be sympatico on everything with the ACE man. I have a feeling if you were always in agreement like some of his sycophants Carolla would actually loathe you and wish your ilk to eternal grovelling in excrement in the second pit of the eighth circle. Just like anyone who agrees with anyone all the time…there is a problem with your independent thought…whether your jesus is Obama,Carolla, Limbaugh, .,..etc

  60. bloke
    bloke04-07-2012

    Adam can makes topics simple for the audience. Drew takes Adam’s simplistic examples and balances them with a more comprehensive view. Adam shouldn’t be allowed to abuse his kids and co-workers, and Drew shouldn’t be allowed to interrupt Adam’s jokes. Adam should try to love his kids even though he didn’t get that love as he was growing up. He shouldn’t continue the bad parenting cycle.

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