Matt Fondiler (a.k.a. The Seeker of Pleasure, a.k.a. Lover of Leisure, a.k.a. Enjoyer of Winter) is a co-producer of The Adam Carolla Show, The Adam & Dr. Drew Show, and Ace on the House. If you’re reading this, you have probably heard about his dad’s shoes, and the fateful afternoon he told Adam he did his best to not get the job done. He has also coined such memorable phrases as “Bewm!” and “Window of Negligence”, but you already knew that. You actually know a lot more about Matt than he does himself. You should have written this.