Giovanni’s Superfan Sidebar 12/14/2015 – Adam, Gina and Bryan

Giovanni’s Superfan Sidebar 12/14/2015 – Adam, Gina and Bryan

A real time blog where Superfan Giovanni does recap and commentary on the show as it happens and opines on all things ACS

Guest Adam, Gina and Bryan

Recorded 12-13-2015 – Release Date 12-14-2015

Production Number #1722

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Adam thanks everyone for the upcoming 7th year of the Pirate ship and BB plays a drunk #TopDrop as Adam riffs about sitcom jokes that are based in sitcom reality and don’t work in the real world.

Adam has the kids in studio, he’s bringing up the epic Saturday they had with Costner’s snow farm and petting zoos.

Adam is breaking down the day’s events and he says they started out the day heading north, Sonny and Natalia are giving their take on the slides and Adam jokes about Sonny being a thrill seeker in response to him giving up on the “boring” slides.


Adam talks about being pulled over on the way home, Lynette drive a lot like Mike August, like he’s angry at fuel, lots of non-nuanced foot mashing.

Adam talks about the way the cop was sitting outside of his cruiser holding his radar gun, Adam mocks the notion of safety and someone standing in the road like that.

Adam talks about his wife’s car that can do 170mph without compromising safety or vehicle integrity.


Adam is talking about the kids feeling the impact first if they were to get hit by a car while stationary, Adam shares his “hat in hand” affect and how you can be kind and considerate to change and outcome, there are options in a traffic stop, a cop always has a choice.

Adam asks Sonny and Natalia if they recall what was said during the traffic stop, Adam is getting interrupted by Sonny and Adam quotes his “what do you think!?” reply that led to a verbal warning.

Adam says he tells Lynette to get the story down straight first before the officer gets to the window, Adam talks about the situation with August and they all joke about it.


Adam talks about the traffic stop in Detroit and the various planning they all did and how he tried to lie about the show starting at 7pm to get Mike to follow along.

Adam asks the kids how they killed the officers with kindness each time they got pulled over and that is why they got out of tickets.

Adam is talking about Natalia latching onto Kevin’s daughter and dragging her around the party.


Adam talks about the ponies and petting zoo and how kids now skip past that stuff, Adam comments on how big of a deal it was for him as a kid to go to the petting zoo once.

Sonny gives a closing “It’s just a waste of my time” and Adam is back to Kevin Costner and the last time he guested on Howard Stern and Robin was extremely inquisitive about why Adam was hanging out with Kevin.


Adam is doing a Live Read for Lifelock


Adam is talking about the Seth Macfarlane Christmas Music pumping through the house, he later discovered it was a live orchestra and he shares some of the video he took of Seth singing on stage with Katherine McPhee.

Adam is explaining how he got dropped off at Dennis Prager’s house and how he told Lynette to come back around 9 to pick him up.

Adam told Dennis they should keep it to 90min to keep people entertained, Adam says that Dennis wanted to give the people their money and he talked to him about rethinking that.


Adam is now at the end with the Q&A that Dennis wanted to extend it and let everyone ask their questions.

Adam talks about the announcement that Chris Laxamana made about Adam doing a signing, hilarious reaction from Adam.

Adam talks about the list at the party and how these “list” tables always go, he explains his inability to explain he RSVP’d from his phone.


Lynette observed that Adam directly responded to Seth and not the Evite, then the women suddenly found the guest passes/tickets for Adam and Lynette to enter the party.

Adam says it is them hoping you would leave, every desk out front of a port hole to happiness is guarded by a gatekeeper who would rather be texting.

Adam is talking about the guy in line who they ran into and brought up seeing them last year, while the people still couldn’t find Adam on the list.


Adam doesn’t get why the lists always need to be checked 3-4 times before they can find you.

BB is sharing a recent experience trying to get into a live show where they were performing.


Q and Ace

1st Caller Rick, he’s talking about recording ‘Winning’ and watching it on his phone while on a flight, Adam brings up the sad promise and failed hope of the Sling box.

Rick talks about Adam’s career and watching him evolve since ‘In 50 Years We’ll All Be Chicks’ and mentions the production company for the documentary that uses his kids names and the other production company this uses his wife and Molly.

Adam shares a couple of examples of parenting and how the best things you can do for your kids are free.

Adam is sharing the conversation he had with his dad about his relative size and hopes to one day play professional football.


Adam is talking about Vince and Pat the loser friends of his dad, nice as hell but serious losers sharing one care in a tiny apartment in the valley.

Adam is going through his graphic memory of his father crushing his spirits and hopes about a future with him being over 6 feet tall.

“Never heard her call him stretch” – Adam’s dad on his mom never meeting her probably short father.


BB shares his lack of understating if his family was rich or poor growing up, Adam talks about waiting to have kids until he was older and how to know when to start a family and when you can provide the best for a family.

Adam says it’s all free when it comes to be a good parent, Gina has some great anecdotes about her wonderful father.


Adam is doing a SimpliSafe Live Read

“Or they could have made off with some of the tears!” – Adam on the only things of value in his dad’s house.

The kids are back in studio and BB asks them what he does that’s cool, Adam is talking about trying to set his daughter’s latest zip line, he’s getting 0 credit for his hard work.

Adam is riffing up a storm and talking to the kids, they’re busting balls a bit and its glorious radio.

Adam says he’s not been sick since they were alive, he calls them liars and mocks them for missing days of school, hilarious “heck free zone” line as he has them leave, with an update on the Swallows of San Juan Capistrano.


Adam explains the reasoning for the production companies, to avoid being sued by crazy people who then steal your house, the risk of the sole proprietor.

Adam wraps up with Rick.

Adam is talking about the way society freaks out re: Trump as president.

Adam is talking about the immigration concerns and how other people would react to terrorists of one nationality/faith/IZOD preppy shirt were in their society, he brings up profiling.


Adam talks about not being good at haggling, he farms his haggling out as it makes him uncomfortable, Gina too.


Gina’s News

1st Story is an update on the firearms in the San Bernardino shooting, Gina has the details on the guns and hard drives suspected to be found at the bottom of a nearby lake.

Adam riffs about guns at the bottom of lakes and fears the idea of a Muslim extremist Mexico.

Adam is asking Gina about the details regarding the Hispanic buddy who helped stockpile the munitions, allegedly and he brings up the parent who was too close to be unaware of the serious crimes going down.


Adam is dying to find out about the big UFC card over the weekend.


Adam is doing a Draft Kings Live Read


2nd Story is on the events of UFC 194, Former intern Du Jour gets on mic to explain the various match ups.

Not the best delivery, he sounds nervous or pressured in speech, maybe save this stuff for Gary to say, have this guy write a script if needed.

Adam is talking about Connor McGregor and his timing with this big win, after the decline of Rousey chatter it’s the perfect opening for him to be the biggest star of the UFC.


Adam is talking about counter punching and fighting while moving backwards, Gina is commenting on the after knock out finishing punches, Former Intern gets on mic again and sings the praises of Cowboy Cerrone.

He introduces a clip, so anybody can just introduce clips now!?

Adam says the beauty of the sport is that every other endeavor is a metaphor for fighting, he brings up the Dave Dameshek Connect Four boasts on the set of ‘The Man Show.’

They wrap up the news.


Adam is doing a Live Read


Adam gives out the plugs and wraps up the show, he updates everyone on the Amazon stock for ‘Winning: The Racing Life of Paul Newman’

He is now talking about trying to get venues to order enough Mangria and the constant fear of “getting stuck with” any amount of inventory or unsold DVDs.

Adam is ranting about these bar owners and indie film distributors who are so in fear of getting stuck with products they can’t sell.


Adam closes out the show with a “porthole to happiness” drop from BB.