24 Dec Giovanni’s Superfan Sidebar 12/14/2014 – The Adam and Dr. Drew Show 199
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The Adam and Dr. Drew Show
Guest – The Love Between The Two Hosts
Recorded 12-09-2014 – Release Date 12-14-2014
Production Number #199 – Guest Host – Dr. Bruce
Adam opens the 2nd hour calling Bruce a better doctor than Drew, he tells Gary he has to get Matt to clean up in the other room.
Adam brings up his custom carpet he just has cleaned in the back, Adam is describing how Bruce sprayed his ‘Dr. Pepper’ spray over the carpet without even attempting to clean up the mess.
Adam says he would kill himself if he raised kids who ended up pulling a move like this, Adam jokes about Bruce taking a bat to his cars when he’s not present, gold!
Adam is now asking everyone to help him with this and explains how he tells staff to wipe their feet before walking into the warehouse in order to keep his custom floors pretty.
Adam is explaining how people disobey him in front of his face with almost childlike forgetfulness regarding very basic instructions and common courtesy.
Adam wants to know what happens, he lists all of the expense to keep these floors nice throughout the year, Adam asks Bruce why he didn’t clean up the mess, and he expects the staff to do it for him.
Bruce is now bringing up Adam’s floors and cars, critiquing him for painting the floor in one place, trying to make a crazy point.
Adam has a killer line about what he doesn’t demand from his staff, good stuff.
Bruce says Adam has set the bar incredibly low and blames Ray and his unkempt nature, Adam says he is a foot wiper and he is a clean person and Bruce is wrong.
Adam now brings Chris Laxamana into the fold and asks him and Gary if they know how any of this keeps happening, Adam says the only solution is to threaten to fine each person much like the gardener and the pool gate at his old house.
Adam calories this has nothing to do with sex, nationality or education, he thinks it’s an American thing to act like Bruce and Drew, to step over the spilled soda, he says it’s out of it self-absorption meets a repetitive habit.
Adam has a great “Swastika carpet” example of wiping his feet even when entering Hitler’s eagle’s nest, even if he was there to plant a bomb, just out of habit.
Bruce is now bringing Adam’s kids into this, Adam says he doesn’t yell at people for mistakes, he explains how Bruce took the long way while walking but instead chose to walk across the carpet and spill even more onto it.
Chris is now on mic to further confirm what Adam is saying.
Adam is now doing Stamps.com live read.
Bruce solicits some compliments about his advancements in broadcast etiquette, Adam says the growth is minuscule.
1st Caller Ryan from Columbus, Adam goes on a Columbus riff and asks about changing names of things like ‘The Redskins’ and ‘Columbus Day’ has any actual impact or effect to benefit anyone.
Bruce declares himself the Rodney Dangerfield of medicine, he laments Lynette not getting back to him regarding Natalia’s illness, and Adam is now mocking his wife’s wiring and compares his own internal circuitry regarding reciprocation and personal relationships.
Bruce quotes his own line about Dr. Drew being the one you attend the premier with and Bruce being the guy you call when your kid is vomiting on the carpet.
It turns out she just had the stomach flu, Adam and Bruce riff and close out the topic.
Ryan is bringing up his campus and how most of his classmates walk along the concrete paths between classes, instead of cutting through the grass.
Adam is now lamenting people who leave their dog shit in grass and don’t pick it up, Bruce tries to throw that back in his face but Adam quickly dismisses it as he does his kick move, no need to even dignify his claim with a response.
Bruce wraps up his theory on people who follow the path being closeted sociopaths.
Adam is doing a Simply Safe live read.
2nd Caller Shawn, he wants to know the name of Ron Lester former Classic Loveline guest.
Adam throws it to break.
They’re back form break and Adam is talking about Ron guesting on CLL #869 WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 27, 1999 GUEST: RON LESTER & ELIEL SWINTON, CLL #1459 WEDNESDAY, MAY 2, 2001 GUEST: RON LESTER and CLL #1620 THURSDAY, DECEMBER 13, 2001 GUEST: CHYLER LEIGH, CHRIS EVANS & RON LESTER.
Adam is finally acknowledging Ron’s weight loss on air, they’re discussing some side by side photos to see the full effect of his drastic life transformation.
Bruce disagrees with Adam’s 200lb figure, it turns out to be over 300lbs of weight loss, Adam is now trying to break down Bruce’s refusal to accept Adam’s estimate and let him feel like he’s correct.
Bruce is now changing the subject and commenting on Ron’s career turn since losing the weight and Chris has a funny one liner about Ron losing 175lb on the way to losing 300lb.
Adam says Bruce and Drew are both “Round Downers/Down Rounder’s” and tend to always lean towards the side of shitting on a point.
Bruce says Adam doesn’t recognize his genius, he says he’s the only one who does and explains why.
Shawn is now on the line to confirm they answered his question, he gets quickly hung up on before he can finish his thought or try to ask a follow up.
3rd Caller Patrick, he just ate Chinese food for lunch and now feels weird, he wants to know how long food poisoning takes, Adam is now explaining how most people mix-up the symptoms of actual food poisoning.
Adam briefly describes his two food poisoning incidents.
Adam asks him about his lunch order and asks if there is anything better than pork fried rice, Bruce point shits on him instantly and Adam once again takes it back to his wiring asking why he would reply to Adam’s at least somewhat rhetorical question that way.
Chris and Gary get on mic, Chris has a funny one liner about cake.
Bruce keeps talking about Yoga and Adam accuses him of trying to force in some plugs, Adam is trying to get and amen from Gary about Bruce and his behavior.
Adam is now talking about the “reps” of radio and why it takes logged hours to develop the skills to move a show along without fumbling and stumbling their way through it.
Adam is telling Bruce he’s not saying he doesn’t have reps, he’s saying he has too many to be doing this, Bruce tries to insult Adam and he’s laughing like crazy mocking him as he describes taking the reins on a recent Loveline episode.
Adam is doing a live read for Prosper.com
4th Caller Sam, he wants to know how someone goes about submitting a song to a film soundtrack. Chris is now on mic telling Adam and Sam how this works.
Adam is telling Chris how he uses the line “that would be good in a movie” to blow people off who are having you sample their shitty music.
Adam wonders if Sam is getting that feedback, Gary is asking for info to find the song.
Adam is now criticizing his vague understanding of how to find his own song, he says it’s called “Slow Pink” and Adam tells Gary not to play it after Sam can’t give him more info.
Adam is now on a tangent about motivation and people proving they want things via their behavior and actions, he gives out the plugs and wraps up the show.