Giovanni’s Superfan Sidebar 11/10/2015 – Jackson Galaxy

Giovanni’s Superfan Sidebar 11/10/2015 – Jackson Galaxy

A real time blog where Superfan Giovanni does recap and commentary on the show as it happens and opines on all things ACS

Guest Jackson Galaxy

Recorded 11-09-2015 – Release Date 11-10-2015

Production Number #1699

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Adam opens the show with a tease for BB’s latest Baldywood segment, Adam is teasing their guest and shares his theory on genitalia of men and women being akin to cats and dogs.

Adam has some funny quotes about fucking the shit out of a hypothetical her and going balls deep, paint can shakers taped to dongs and the reality of what women prefer vs. men when it comes to sexual contact.

Gina is agreeing with Adam and Adam says that a lot of guys get with prostitutes to treat them like dogs, a cat that will charge you 1k to let you treat it like a dog.


Adam talks about the concept of “we” and how there is no we, the same concept goes for pets and sports. Adam is talking about how the need to be loved and “worshipped” by your dog speaks to your own narcissism and self-esteem.

Adam asks how much validation you need, he talks about how Molly would be too weak to stand but would still wag her tail against the hard wood floors when he approached, it meant more to him.

BB says that single dudes who own cats are antisocial, Adam talks about single dudes owning cats and comments on how easy they are to care for.


Adam is talking about his movie ‘Winning: The Racing Life of Paul Newman’ airing on the new network ‘Velocity’ and how they even turned it down.

Adam is sharing his lemons/lemonade approach to the problem and explains that they bought time on the network to air the documentary.

Adam explains his conversations with Mike August and the way this all works, Adam is asking about ‘Black Man and Anal Woman’ and has a funny mixup with the title.


BB is having a lot of fun with the drop of Dawson and Adam is rolling with it, hilarious.

Adam talks about farming out the work to rich whitey and describes how he contacted Norma Pattiz and asked him about selling the ad time during the programming block they bought.

Adam says there are creative ways to get around many of lives obstacles, BB has his own example and Adam is now talking about walking into the edit bay and witnessing Andrew edit out “Hard dicked brother” from the Newman doc so it’s fit to air on a cable channel.


Adam is asking why they must censor this content when he is providing the sponsors too, Adam says nobody will write a single complaint except one poor person who can’t buy shit anyway.

Jesus was changed to geez during the interview with Robert Wagner.

Adam is talking about the blurred out camel cigarettes branded hats, he goes into a live read first before showing it to them.


Adam is doing a Tommy John Live Read


Adam is now looking at the blurred out caps from the clip in the movie where Paul’s wife talked about how much he enjoyed people recognizing him as a race car driver instead of the famous actor.


Q and Ace

1st Caller Ryan, he the national day in honor of equal pay for equal work, Adam is talking about the myth of 70 cents to the dollar in agreement with Ryan.

Adam is clarifying that he’s not saying wage discrepancies don’t exist and he talks about the engrained “head start” that men have in most work forces and he says it needs to be fixed, he agrees with that, it needs to be equal.

Adam does bring up the point of car insurance and the rates charged to women vs. men based on statistics, raising another point about statistics and capitalism.


Adam is now talking about the war on boys and the prohibited behaviors and actions in the new world we live in all pertain to what young males like to engage in.

Gina has a fair reaction and raises a good question and Adam talks about the correlations between things we don’t want and harmless childhood behaviors, interesting topic.


Adam is doing a True Car Live Read


Hooray for Baldywood

BB saw the latest James Bond movie ‘Spectre’ and Adam immediately asks about the level of “sack trauma” in the movie and whether or not he got fucked over a by chick and looked like and asswipe.

BB is fair but very critical of the running time and what he feels are forced plot elements, he brings up the callback to the original films and on screen portrayals of Ernst Stavro Blofeld.

Adam is joking about the first season of ‘The Jamie Kennedy Experiment’ and how when he told people they had been “X’d” they had no idea what he was talking about, until something becomes part of popular cultural it always has that clunky early period.


BB has a clip, he has Gina describe the wardrobe worn by Christoph Waltz and then BB responds the attempt at wordplay.

Adam is now going off on the tropes of a Bond film and what the fans expect along with what you need to deliver for the casual viewer, he thinks this era of Bond is the worst of all options.

BB wraps up the reviews and Adam is now asking about changing verbiage over time, like “tough row to hoe” and jokes about a future world where the colloquialism “Jump the Shark” becomes “That TV show really humped the bark.”

Hilarious fucked a tree and “melted cheese” one liners from Ace.


Gary is on mic explains the origin of the terms Adam initially referenced, tough road to hoe and tough row to hoe.


2nd Caller Danny, he’s calling about food allergies and tells Adam as a teacher how he sees the differences between cultures.

Adam talks about the narcissism that leads to these allergies, Gina talks about the real world effect on a restraint when someone claims allergy and it’s really just a preference.

Adam is talking about the experience of dining with a woman when he was 22, he said it seemed like she was less worried about what she ate and more into herself.


Adam is talking about going to dinner with Susan Pinsky and how she likes her own custom salad dressings that aren’t offered by the place they’re dining at.


Adam is doing a Nest Live Read

Adam tells the story of installing the thermostat at his last place and needing to move it over to replace the one at his latest home.

They head to break


They’re back from break

Adam responds to a listener voicemail mocking him for slumming it at Circus Circus after flying on a private jet.

Jackson is making his ACS debut and Adam is asking him how he got involved with cats, Adam shares his love for his two childhood cats Norman and Kitty.

Adam says cats need a new publicist and compliments them for burying their own shit, Adam talks about his free range cats that would travel through the broken plastic accordion pieces that blocked out the air and became an unintended cat door.


Adam talks about the games he would play with Kitty and how cool Norman was until Kitty came around and started to cramp his style.

Adam talks about the dude he knew who was deputized by the city to collect stray cats and Jackson tells them about the likely fate of cats that are put in a shelter.

Jackson is telling them about cat intelligence and dangers for them, he shares the story of seeing an owl catch a cat near his and fly away.


Gina talks about her favorite cat whisperer moves, Jackson is telling them about the blinking method he uses to gain trust with them.

Adam describes it as the scene in the movie where the cop pulls out his gun and breaks it down in a backwards chair with the young gangbanger.

Adam recalls the time Kitty jumped on his head, he plugs Jackson’s book and they move on.


Gina’s News

1st Story is on the resignation of the president of the University of Missouri, Adam asks if these actions have gone up in the past 10 months.

Gina has all of the details and Adam warns of the modern PC witch-hunt and how it’s no different than the McCarthyism of the past.

Gina has some clips of the students addressing the now resigned president of their college, Adam tells people to shut the fuck up about the “war on the group du jour” stuff.


Adam references the movie ‘Breaking Away’ and jokes about the subtle comedy in the film, calling it a quiet comedy.

Adam talks about how we would live if he believed in a way on white males.

Adam says that most of the time the answer is no, he shares how that never really changed regardless of success.

Gina has a good closing point and Adam has a funny no to close out the story.


2nd Story is on the Navy missile test, Gina has the details and sets up a clip of the local news talking about it, Adam is now marveling at the submarine and missiles we have at our disposal as a country.

Adam asks how responsible you have to be to have this arsenal and not use it, Gina asks why this stuff happens out west mostly.

Adam talks about deep sea launch and BB is now sharing his own take on secret technology, Adam shares the story of how Ray told him where his mom and stepdad met.

Adam talks about his stepdad working at Lockheed in addition to being into Primal Scream Therapy.


Adam suggest that perhaps the NAVY wants some attention to alert another nations of what we can do.


3rd Story is on a new balloon option for gastric bypass/restriction, Jackson tells them about having the surgery after tipping the scales at 400lbs.

He tells them about his addiction to satisfaction and how drugs led to food and Adam asks him about his current physicality.

Adam says he struggles with the modern era and describes his son and his ability to reaming stationary, going for stuff.


When Adam was a kid it was broken taco shells and hot sauce and a cup for water, now he needs coffee in the morning and doesn’t find himself in front of the TV set without something to snack on.

Adam talks about his and his wife’s use of Benadryl and how needing to wind down with a substance leads to needing to get up with another, he sees the clear line to addictions and how it overcomes people.


Adam is doing a Blinds Galore Live Read


Adam is about to share an anecdote of his son enjoying the vending machine at the warehouse, Adam tells the story of how Mike August tried to spin the story of obtaining said Vending machine.

Adam is explaining that he doesn’t like to restrict his kids, as not to wire them to crave it and then spin out with it when on their own.

Gina talks about her energy that was created by forced health food as a kid, very honest assessment of herself.

Gina wraps the news.


Adam is doing a Life Lock Live Read


Adam has some kind words for the Molly Girl Memorial fund and Gary gets on mic to confirm how sweet it is to hear from the people helped by the money donated by us fans who also loved Molly.

Adam gives out the plugs and wraps up the show.