Giovanni’s Superfan Sidebar 11/04/2015 – Tawny Kitaen

Giovanni’s Superfan Sidebar 11/04/2015 – Tawny Kitaen

A real time blog where Superfan Giovanni does recap and commentary on the show as it happens and opines on all things ACS

Guest Tawny Kitaen

Recorded 11-03-2015 – Release Date 11-04-2015

Production Number #1695

Show Page

Adam is opening the show with Tawny Kitaen making her ACS debut, she was once on the KLSX radio show incarnation of the ACS, on 11/20/2008.

Adam is asking her about last seeing her at the Irvine Improv and BB has a choice partial of a drop from yesterday for today’s #TopDrop

Adam plugs her new movie ‘Come Simi’ and he explains how it was shot for 10k, he says it looks far more expensive.


Adam gives out the release date of November 10th, Adam is sharing what he was thinking about her, he wants to know that if being beautiful was overall good or bad for her in life.

Adam is talking about the blessing/curse angle and shares how his hot young dude buddies didn’t have the same options of an attractive woman.

Tawny shares the story of how a haircut changed everyone’s reaction to her at school and led her to understand the fickleness of surface beauty but also the power she has over men.


Adam is talking about her newfound ‘cornfield banishing powers” and how to use them to her advantage, Tawny shares how her friends and her would get out of their car in bikinis and heels at even as young as 16.

Tawny is dropping some abbreviations that Adam explains for non-locals, Adam is talking about the film ‘Star 80’ and he blames Eric Roberts for this “manager” role that guys defaulted into alongside hot young models.

Tawny is commenting on “Pete” and Adam asks for a good David Lee Roth story, she tells them about how he would bring gals back to the apartment.


Tawny tells them about fleeing from Pete, Adam is sharing the advice he will give his son about not turning his hot girlfriend into a model.

Adam is asking her about her experience of celebrity from being “young and beautiful” and Adam says the troubles of life can exist for the ugly too.

Tawny is telling them about avoiding drugs during the 80’s and Adam wants to know how to steer a young woman into not being destroyed by the power of beauty and loss of it.

Tawny is very honest and talks about the feeling of sliding down the rungs of beauty and power over time and how some people never experience that element of life.


Adam is talking about flying a private jet to Vegas, staying at Circus Circus and then flying home on Southwest, Adam says he needs a “pull out clown” and they go into a live read.


Adam is doing a Draft Kings Live Read


Adam is asking Tawny about the movie and Gina shares how Tawny told her she’s not Jewish enough, Adam is back to her time in Europe as the Belle of the Ball, and Adam asks her about her marriages and current status.

Adam asks if she’s looking for boring now, she wants unattractive and Adam asks her how it works, she asks about men with low self-esteem who won’t approach her.

Adam talks about the easy monetary math and how some leftover high school stuff plays into it, Adam says how you look at yourself as the opposite looks at you is carved in at around 14.


Adam says with a career or status or anything else it speaks for itself but the attraction-o-meter doesn’t ever adjust.

Adam shares how his former assistant Naomi, now wife of Adam Scott told him she had a crush on him when he was 34 and doing ‘The Man Show’ and he couldn’t believe it was true and wanted to know why, if he does the math it checks out, of course she would be attracted to him based on their positions alone.

Adam says that’s a vestige of his own years of rejection, Tawny is now talking about getting hit on more when she’s driving a Toyota vs. something more expensive, she has a beautiful message of love.


Adam is asking her about sobriety and she tells him about “just stopping” and Adam does address the constant reinforcement of your status and addiction and what it can do to some people.

Adam is talking about the dieting toggle switch, he explains how slipping with sobriety doesn’t necessitate a bender, you can just have a glass of wine and then still be in your program, spinning out is you continuing that negative reinforcement that may or may not being part of the your genetics.


Adam is doing an Uber Live Read


Adam is sharing a photo of a horrible care with expanding foam on the exterior of a car, you can see it on the website.


Q and Ace

1st Caller Nicki, she is asking about her and her husband’s relative concern for their newborn child, Adam says that the fact they’re asking means they’ll be good parents.

Tawny says you should let kids explore and get hurt if necessitates, Tawny does make a point about the danger of pools.

Adam echoes her comments and shares his own issues with a left open pool gate at his house when his kids were younger.


2nd Caller another Zoltan, he quotes the ‘Weird Science’ Gary drop.

He wants to know if Dave Couleigh is as big of an asshole as Alanis Morissette makes him out to be Re: movie theater blowjobs and the song ‘You Oughtta Know’ and Tawny says know she got that wrong and he’s a good guy.

Adam is now sharing what Alanis says about it and what she claims Dave says about it, Dave was actually a guest on the KLSX ACS back in 2006 and this was discussed in depth.


2006/01/30, 2006/02/24 and 2006/03/29 it came up at least twice, Dave never returned to the show after March 2006.

Adam explains how everyone in the media wants to figure things out, he brings up the Lance Bass sexuality lingering question and Frank O’Hara and interviewing him about the emasculating interception, Adam and BB make a point about it and Adam jokes about “blowing a dude with no coverage.”

Adam is asking about the Dom DeLuise TV show he’s mistaking for ‘America’s Funniest People’ and Adam moves on as he leaves Gary to search for this madness.

Adam says he likes Dave a lot and Zoltan wants to know about how to smooth things over with a coworker who dropped an N bomb.

Adam says he should get him a gift certificate and jokes about his Harry Seaward idea.


Gina’s News

1st Story is an update on the story of the man who died and flew onto the freeway sign, Gina is telling them about the protection sacrifices his family held in his honor 4 days before his horrific death.

Gina is focusing on the coincidental events and how they seem “ironic” and now Adam is talking about the harness the kid had in his car, Adam explains 4way harnesses vs. 6way ones and he explains how it works to Gina.

Adam says these harnesses are a pain in the ass to put on and Adam assumes he was in a rush and didn’t’ want to hassle, Adam asks the family to move on and not do these ceremonies any longer.


Adam is doing a Reverie Bed Live Read


2nd Story is on another Justin Bieber onstage freak out, Adam comments on the issue with the sound starting and Adam is getting Tawny to side him regarding asshole Bieber.

Adam is joking about trying to sing while drumming like Phil Collins and how he should get more pussy for his insane level of talent.

They are re-playing the clip, Adam is with The Beebs on this one though he doesn’t like what he did last time with the liquid on the stage.


3rd Story is on a new lawsuit between Cosby and a rape accuser

Adam asks what the reality is like between Bill and Camilla today, he talks about how outside of the rape she must have known he was cheating at The Playboy Mansion.

Adam is now sharing the story of the time they taped ‘Politically Incorrect’ at the Playboy Mansion and how Drew was apologizing for guesting on it there, Gary has a clip of it.

Adam is explaining how there was no time for Drew to get side puss due to their insane schedule alone, Adam is riffing up a storm and joking about how he should’ve told his wife to get it together and he would rant for Drew at her while Drew pouted and protested.

Gina wraps the news.


Adam is doing a Live Read for Forces of Nature Medicine

BB doesn’t get migraines, what does that mean edition


Adam is now wrapping up the show and giving out the plugs.