25 Sep Giovanni’s Superfan Sidebar 09/24/2015 – Billy West and Matt Atchity
A real time blog where Superfan Giovanni does recap and commentary on the show as it happens and opines on all things ACS
Guest – Billy West and Matt Atchity
Recorded 09-23-2015 – Release Date 09-24-2015
Production Number #1666
Adam opens the show to a funny intro, then he thanks the fans for keeping them running 5 days a week, BB plays Gina’s “Don’t Care!” impression of Jay Cutler for today’s #TopDrop and Adam welcomes Matt Atchity back to the show.
Adam is telling Matt about being his not-bad luck charm and how they had to enact the slaughter rule during the non-sanctioned game played in his absence with Gary at the helm.
Adam teases the arrival of Billy West, Adam is now taking it to the freeway signs in Los Angeles, he would like them to say “Exercised Today?” to encourage healthy behaviors and Gina predicts the super offended groups in response to that idea.
Adam is now talking about the borderline racist and super insulting ads where people claim they learned about the importance of fruits and veggies in their mid-40’s.
Adam is talking about the obvious advice and information presented on the signs, Adam is now asking for the commercials, he’s bringing up the ADT spots that only have white criminals.
Gary’s computer is off, Gina is commenting about working out and how she lost 6lbs, congrats!
Adam is now moving on and Gary will work on his computer in the meantime.
Adam is doing a Stamps.com Live Read
The Post Office has made billions off excess postage edition
BB’s personal anecdote edition.
Rotten or Fresh – The Rotten Tomatoes Game
Adam interrupts the song to ask Gina about eating 9 ribs yesterday, she goes over her BBQ dining yesterday, and Adam tells her “good for you” and is happy she was eating for such a long time.
Adam talks about Ray eating his remaining rib stash.
Adam is asking about the upcoming Adam and Dr. Drew Show episode that airs this Sunday, Adam is telling people to listen to this episode, they cover lots of misconception about healthy eating.
Spare yourself the rabbit food, don’t torture yourself with FroYo.
Adam talks about the various tips he learned and wisdom the guy shares on the upcoming episode, Adam is now having Gary play the “Talk to your kids” commercial.
Adam is doing live commentary mocking it.
Adam says if it’s in your wiring to do these things, to smuggle horns, to ignore your kids, whatever, then it’s your nature.
Adam is talking about people checking the box as hero for merely talking, the assholes with the “end war” bumper stickers, he says the doctors without borders guys are the real heroes and don’t have bumper stickers bragging about their work.
Adam is bringing up the recent episode of ‘Real Time with Bill Maher’ production number #364 and cites the guest Jorge Ramos, he’s playing a clip of him and proving commentary to explain what he does.
Adam talks about being illegal and brings up all of the boarder laws of Mexico and how they treat their own immigrants, exposing Jorge as a hypocrite.
Adam is mocking Jorge and says “Do you know an infant that was born in an orange jump suit” and Adam has them play a clip of Bill giving his take on the “Cool Clock Ahmed” incident.
Adam is now arguing against the other panelists from this episode and how they responded to Bill.
Adam is quoting what Bill said, Adam is asking what this guy and Ben Affleck are saying, Bill is not saying all, and he’s making a point based in fact.
Adam wants to know of the kid was alive for various terrorist acts, he has Gary do the research.
Adam is now playing the rest of the clip of Bill, Adam agrees with himself.
Adam is doing a Draft Kings Live Read
Adam blames the studio audience for not shutting up the cheering idiots nor the panelists playing to the crowd, stopping actual insightful discussion in the process.
Matt brings up a recent episode of Late Night With Stephen Colbert and uses it to make a point, Adam says that Gavin Newsom’s campaign manager approached him backstage at The Foo Fighters show and asked if Adam hated Gavin.
Adam says he doesn’t hate him at all, he just explained what happened with the platitudes he was presented given unlimited time, and Adam mocks the Huffington Post for their biased headline the next day.
Adam has some hilarious instructions for Huffpo and what they can do with their dildos.
Adam tells Drew he’s the problem when he asks about this stuff, he needs to tell people to shut up and not be a pussy.
Rotten or Fresh – The Rotten Tomatoes Game
Films with Robert DeNiro Edition
1st Movie ‘Taxi Driver’ (1976)
Adam talks about the lens of time and asks how it was reviewed at the time, Adam thinks it’s appreciated more than it was when it was released.
2nd Movie ‘Casino’ (1995)
Adam and Gina both love this film, Adam says ‘Goodfellas’ is a better movie but he does enjoy watching ‘Casino’ more and compliments James Woods in the movie.
Adam doesn’t think the critics were too kind, Adam says it only suffered from the legacy behind the creators of the movie.
3rd Movie ‘Last Vegas’ (2013)
Adam is adding this movie to his list of movies that the title was thought up first, before the script was written.
Adam says this is a payday picture and nobody liked it.
Gina asks who all was in this movie.
Adam has a funny “Gary said” interjection that BB objects to and he plays the Dianne Wiest drop from ‘Parenthood’ that has been quite popular lately.
4th Movie ‘Analyze This’ (1999)
Adam is once again very close.
Adam is explaining how the points are deducted for a non-serious movie.
5th Movie ‘Righteous Kill’ (2008)
Adam asks how much this slid under the radar, Gary is on mic and not being passive aggressive, damn you.
Adam is trying to conjure the score.
Gary reads the scores, very fun reactions from Gina.
Adam is doing a SimpliSafe Live Read
Adam says that August, Dawson and Lynette are all capable of installing them.
Adam gives the plugs out for Matt Atchity and credits the free market to the quality TV that’s flooding the airwaves and the internet, he’s promoting the Rotten Tomatoes TV section and heads to break.
Matt is now chiming in with a funny series of closing comments.
Bill West is back making his 3rd appearance on the ACS, he was on the very first episode of new long form “radio” format the show changed to back in 2010.
They come back from break with Ozzie doing a ‘Nicaraguan Name That Movie’ from ‘The Godfather Part II’ and Adam is ranting about ESL citizens of America often struggling with pronunciations.
Adam explains he can switch between Volvo and Bobo, why can’t they.
Adam talks about people who can taco their tongue, Gina demonstrates and Adam tells her to slow down.
Adam is asking Billy about some early characters and voices he would practice for his family.
Adam is talking about rain boots and wants to know Billy’s relationship with his father, Billy is telling them about carbonated fruit punch and how his dad would reply to him.
Adam is talking about the bygone era of failed careers and unfulfilled dreams of one’s father being an excuse for them beating their kids.
Adam plugs Billy’s podcast.
Adam is talking about people evolving to the point where we’re shutting down satire, Billy is doing his Marge Shot impression, Adam is talking about wanting to shut down the person helping to mock her and shine a light on her bigotry and how absurd it is.
Billy agrees he’s never seen an age of censorship like there is today.
Adam is talking about people’s different lines and Billy busts out another impression, Adam is talking about shouting people off stage from the audience.
Adam is now asking Billy some questions while he remains in character, Adam is talking about the ‘Take a Knee’ with Terry Crews and Adam has a killer ‘Soylent Brie’ one liner in response to Billy as Bernie Sanders.
Adam likes his “I don’t give a fuck I’ll be dead in 11 years” disposition.
Adam is doing a Legal Zoom Live Read
Adam is asking Billy about opening for Roy Orbison and BB plays the “Don’t Care!” drop from Gina, Adam talks about being truly funny and having talent in comedy.
Adam says if you have the talent your audience will find you and will make money, you’re find your niche.
Billy says Trump is the new Stern for him, Adam says Trump has done with couth what Snoop Dogg has done with weed.
Adam is talking about Willie Nelson’s tour bus as Billy busts out an impression.
Adam is now using Jeb Bush saying what Trump says to make a point about how we would react, he’s made us all accustomed to his rudeness and abuse.
Gina’s News – “Hi Gary!” edition
Adam says that Obama should announce he’s leaving his golf clubs in the oval office and give up the game.
1st Story is an update on the Turing Pharma controversy and Martin Shkreli’s moves since the last report, Gina has more details on immunocompromised people and Adam has a killer cat shit riff with BB.
Adam is talking about the candy that looks like cat poop (Almond Roca?) and now Billy West is talking about “New Coke” unaware of the removal of the coca leaf formula that resulted in a mass revolt from consumers/addicts.
Adam talks about the summer of Bill Cosby due to a lack of other news stories, Adam says he was the guy that was used to introduce New Coke to the public in their ad campaigns.
Adam wants more ads of the new formula from the late 80’s and now Adam is talking about people who are in their mid 50’s and very concerned with the careers of young models.
Gary is now playing them another commercial of Bill Cosby endorsing ‘New Coke’ and now Adam is commenting on people reaching their zenith of star power and how they will only give one take or limited options.
Adam says that that why you see the worst take in the final ad, Adam asks Gary to find another, “he was not only reasonable for a rape rampage but a rape of our taste buds” – Adam
Adam is doing an Avant Live Read
They’re now watching the 3rd Bill Cosby ‘New Coke’ ad and Billy busts out a “Hi Gary” and now Adam is doing some improv with Billy West as Bill Cosby and Adam as the prosecutor using his lies about carbonated beverages to prove his lies about rape.
Billy talks about making a living with noises and funny voices, Adam has Billy bust out a message for his son.
Adam is now riffing the 1970 ‘Bill Cosby Show’ intro and Billy joins him, now Adam is riffing about the theme and the recording process.
Adam is adding those lyrics to various series of the 1970’s, hilarious riff.
Adam is now adding even more series, even ‘The Flintstones’ and ‘Gilligan’s Island’
They’re playing more of the theme and Adam is further riffing the lyrics for the theme song for the show.
2nd Story is on an elderly man that was punched after an argument about free samples at ‘Costco’ and Adam is talking the types of crime that could happen to anyone you know.
Adam is sharing the various examples of accidental crimes and says this is the stark contrast of those, if you are capable of this, you are capable of almost anything.
Billy West shares an anecdote about the death of a guy, horrific!
Adam has a funny riff with Billy and Gina wraps the news.
Adam is talking about hickory farms samplers and says we can’t give you samples anymore because of douchebags, Adam says that you are never more pure than 1, not 28 samples.
Adam talks about the bygone era of parents telling kids they get one, only one.
Gina has her own observations about Costco customers, Adam is talking about circling back for more and booze at Costco with Billy riffing as a drunk.
Adam is doing a Life Lock Ultimate plus Live Read
Adam is now giving out some plugs, he’s wrapping up the show and jokes about BevMo.