25 Sep Giovanni’s Superfan Sidebar 09/18/2014 – Kurt Braunohler and Matt Atchity
A real time blog where Superfan Giovanni does recap and commentary on the show as it happens and opines on all things ACS
Guest – Kurt Braunohler and Matt Atchity
Recorded 09-17-2014 – Release Date 09-18-2014
Production Number #1413
Adam has an intro about how busy he is and signing books while conducting a meeting, he was forced to work while in a meeting about work, he updates us about the Road Hard supporters merchandise and intros Matt Atchity.
Adam sets up how he smothered Sonny with love today, he’s explaining the cute story of Sonny following his advice while not being monitored.
BB is playing ‘I Just Called to Say I Love You’ and Adam proclaims it not a “tool tune” and he says he shits like the wind, he’s now breaking down his morning poop and how Sonny intervened and made his day.
Adam is arguing against the concept of reading while pooping and wasting time sitting on the can, he is now explaining how the light was turned out on him and why that made him so happy.
Adam says he wiped his ass with his bare hand and didn’t have time for Charmin, he now jokes about smearing shit all over his back, thanks to an assist from Matt Atchity calling it back.
Adam is explaining how he has been trying to teach that to mommy for 16 years, he was so proud of his boy, his boy!
Adam is now going off on people who can’t calculate and react with a “hey what the hell” the adult victims amongst us who are constantly reacting, the Labrador thinkers of the world as discussed on the most recent Ace on the House.
Adam shares that Alison is running a few minutes late so they started anyway, he updates on the signed books, he’s now bringing up the ABC movies of the week that he used to discuss on Classic Loveline.
Adam brings up the plot for ‘Killer Bees’ and they all react, minus Alison.
Adam brings up ‘Bad Ronald’ and ‘Killdozer’ two more often mentions from Classic Loveline.
Adam says they came up with the title ‘Killdozer’ before they wrote the movie, he brings up ‘Trapped’ and says Doberman’s need a publicist, they have been replaced by pit bulls in all of media.
Adam takes it back to ‘Bad Ronald’ and he’s breaking down the plot in full.
Check out Classic Loveline #539 from WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 22, 1997 – GUEST: CHARLES FLEISCHER
Adam goes off on the camera dutching techniques of the b bygone eras of cinema that would indicate a character’s death, he also riffs on the notion of “They’ll never believe you” as a plot contrivance.
Adam is going even further off on the plot, check out this episode for more of this riffing.
Classic Loveline TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 16, 2003 – GUEST: SARAH FISHER & DAN WHELDON
Adam is doing a live read for Dollar Shave club.
Adam pitches this type of service for all things in life, citing gasoline and riffs the idea with BB.
Adam is back to the plot of ‘Bad Ronald’ and is now giving the ending, for over 4 years I have been trying to get Adam to record a Basic Cable Commentary for this movie, make a deal with former sponsor The Warner Archive collection, the exclusive retailer of the DVD and Amazon prime links for the instant video.
Adam send some crap Gary’s way.
Rotten or Fresh – Movies based on T.V. Shows edition
Adam does a live read for E Voice
1st Movie ‘The Fugitive’ (1993)
Adam is fresh off watching ‘No Country For Old Men’ again and says he misses this genre of film, he is now back to the only part of the movie that was weird was the jump off the dam, Matt brings up the ‘I don’t care’ reply and BB says he was on his college diving team as explained in the movie.
2nd Movie Mission Impossible (1996)
Adam is now sharing how this was different than the Fugitive due to the plots, BB is way off and Adam jokes that Matt needs to change it.
Matt argues against the critiques that this movie was too complicated.
3rd Movie Starsky and Hutch (2004)
Adam doesn’t recall if the critics liked this one, he’s very close in his guess.
4th Movie ‘Dukes of Hazard’ (2005)
Adam says it was fun if you like cars and titties, Adam jokes about Alison still having a chance, in life.
Adam is now trying to give Alison the strategy that never makes sense to her, how meta of her to be aware of it and comment on it.
5th Movie ’21 Jump Street’ (2012)
Adam is now sharing how Alison can make up some ground, he has seen neither this nor the first, Adam tells her to go with 50, she picks 100%.
That was it, Adam wins, Alison loses and Adam now has advice for her to survive a ‘Taken’ or ‘Buried’ type scenario, telling her to try a wild last minute move to survive.
Adam wraps up the game with some grim odds for survival poor A-Rose, the metaphor is as brutal as the mockery he is throwing her way about her abilities playing this game, Adam bums Gary out.
They’re heading to break.
They’re back from break
Kurt Braunohler is now making his ACS debut as Adam responds to a fan wanting him to weigh in on the band ‘The Scorpions’ and BB plays ‘The Wind of Change’ and Adam is in fear he’s going to fuck up the name of Kurt’s podcast.
Kurt explains the common mistake people make and mocks his own marketing techniques that propel him further into obscurity.
Adam is now bringing up the beer that he can’t pronounce and the billboards he sees at 60mph, Adam has them tossing up a picture of Jacob Leinenkugel Brewing Company’s billboard signage.
Adam says they should sponsor Kurt’s podcast and explains the convenient reasoning behind the band name ‘Blur’ and he’s now bringing up Kurt’s comedy central web series and his recent appearance on the new ‘Tonight Show’ doing his first network late night set.
Adam asks him about them scouting his sets, he knew the booker from years ago and met Jimmy Fallon before the show, he was told he had to be bumped for a magician, and Kurt was being cool the whole time and didn’t know Jimmy was joking while he was playing it cool.
Adam brings up Jimmy Kimmel getting bumped the first time he went to guest on ‘The Late Show’ with David Letterman.
Adam is sharing his feelings on getting bumped, he’s bringing up the “little bit of an issue” incident before his first appearance on Letterman.
Kurt tells them how his set coincided with his mom’s birthday, he tells them the set went well and the tension was broken by Jimmy’s silly joke.
Adam and Alison are asking Kurt about eat5ing shit during a set, Kurt is now riffing about the strange experiences one must endure before a late night set and the universal truths they all seem to experience.
Adam is now doing a Draft Kings live read.
Alison’s News
1st Story Is on Shawn Kathleen’s “Passenger Shaming” blog, Adam mentions her website as a new thing, she clarifies its 5 years old and she was inspired by Adam’s rants to add rants to her blog title.
She explains the origins of the concept, taking credit for passenger shaming and Adam asks her about the service dogs of 5 years ago vs. today, he compares that to the protective helmet supposedly needed for his son.
Adam is lamenting the growing entitlement in our society as reflected on airplanes, he’s going in depth on shaming and its effects and coach passengers flagrantly using the 1st class bathroom, Kurt brings up people liberally sleeping around airports.
“Would everyone just fucking listen to me” – Adam
2nd Story is on the Vikings putting Adrian Peterson on the exempt list, Adam says we are much more willing to judge people for hitting their dog than their kid, he’s sharing the global consequences for this behavior and the violence it perpetuates among its victims.
Adam has a great eating Poi in Hawaii analogy for how people who are disciplined with violence then perpetuating said violence against their own children.
Adam is now riffing on the idea of BB beating on his unborn children, he’s asking why Adrian Peterson should know better and Kurt has a killer one liner, Alison wants to know where one even gets a switch, Adam mocks her Jeweyness.
Kurt has a great summation using almost the exact words Adam and Drew used on Classic Loveline.
Adam does a Life Lock live read.
Alison wraps the news.
Adam gives out the plugs and wraps up the show, BB closes it with a new drop from Kurt regarding eating shit on stage, out of context of course.