14 Sep Giovanni’s Superfan Sidebar 09/10/2014 – Ron Nehring and Rob Zombie
A real time blog where Superfan Giovanni does recap and commentary on the show as it happens and opines on all things ACS
Guest – Ron Nehring and Rob Zombie
Recorded 09-09-2014 – Release Date 09-10-2014
Production Number #1407
Adam is opening the show with a quick mandate and thanks for supporting the pirate ship, Adam references a fan who bought some Sennheiser headphones on Amazon via the Carolla link.
Adam reveals that Alison is at the doctor and Adam is now giving and update on the Leno screening of the Paul Newman doc.
Adam calls Jay the nicest guy in the world and describes the previous attempt to watch the doc and how his setup is for watching movies, using old Tonight Show gear.
Adam is now giving a blow by blow of them attempting to rebook a screening and he’s sharing the back and forth between them.
“It went from a weird kind of a brush off, doesn’t look like it’s ever going to happen again to let’s do it today” – Adam
Adam explains how quickly people’s schedules free up when Jay Leno wants to hang in his garage, BB has a nice back and forth.
Adam is telling BB about cleaning up Robert Redford with a “soft glow” to counter the HD and intense light, Adam explains that Jay says his wife was out of town and he was going to sleep in the shop, Adam has a cool reaction to Jay’s love of his cars.
Adam brings up the bag of pretzel chips, BB shares how Adam asked him if he did it and Adam explains it’s not about who left the bag open, but “who haven’t I properly coached up?”
Adam is now sharing how he told Olga to stop hiding his pants behind his shirts, he told her how he can’t find the pants, hidden behind his shirts.
Adam is telling BB about the lint roller being put in the Chinese food menu drawer in the kitchen and BB shares he has taken Adam’s advice about buying 20 of everything that costs a dollar and makes your life easier.
Adam brings up ‘Enough Said’ and how he loved the element of the maid hiding belongings, Adam wraps up his 1st world problem bitching.
BB and Adam now do a follow up back and forth and Adam brings the heat with his acting skills.
Adam is backed to who needs to be coached up at the warehouse, who needs to run some Bag-Laps and Adam is now pondering if someone would fund his study about percentages of unclosed food items in the company kitchen in the Netherlands vs. the United States, Adam thinks the U.S. leads the world.
Adam is joking about the reaction in China and BB has a killer fetish one liner.
BB explains how he upset Adam by saying he doesn’t eat pretzels and now they’re deconstructing the decline from ballpark fresh baked items to dried out pretzel chips.
Adam realized that Dr. Drew was in studio today and Adam wants to know why Drew is so bad at that shit, of all the people, one of the most thoughtful people he knows, why?
Q and Ace
1st Caller Eric, wants to know Adam’s favorite gay porn names and he picks “Colonel Duke Lacrosse” and they continue to have the phone issues so Eric never gets on the line.
2nd Caller Mark, he’s calling about his daughter’s “well check-up?” (What the fuck is that?) And how the chart asked if his daughter ate her 5 servings of fruit and vegetables per day.
BB is now giving his take and Adam has a “ketchup packet counts as one serving” comment, with a knowing Ronald Reagan nod.
Adam is bringing up his kids pancakes and frosted flakes breakfasts, Adam argues it’s like dessert for breakfast and Adam says these doctors need to fucking blow us.
Adam gets clarification from Mark, he also doesn’t know what the fuck a “well checkup” is despite getting some medical attention as a kid.
Adam brings up the fruit wash spray his wife uses before serving Sonny, BB even thinks that stuff is dubious and Adam is now saying that 99% of it is water, a little scent and coloring, to fool the feeble minded amongst us.
Rob Zombie is now making his ACS debut, he was a Loveline staple during the Adam Carolla era, one of their most frequent and thoughtful guests, he had one appearance on the morning show in 2007 on August 22nd of the Bonaduce era.
Adam and Rob are in total agreement about germs and bullshit products that idiots buy into, Rob says toothpaste causes cavities and Adam asks him about his haircare regimen.
Rob is now telling them about his latest movie that he is crowd sourcing and it sounds pretty kick ass, Adam is giving out the URL plug and asking him about the shooting schedule and release window.
Rob is giving some very insightful answers, he’s such an old pro when it comes to directing now, us Carolla fans have watched his career evolve since the 90’s.
Adam and Rob are now talking about working with film companies and the Weinstein’s and Adam says that “direct to video” is the new “made in Japan” and means quality instead of the opposite.
Adam is now asking Rob about the rewards for the contributors and Adam has a knowing “yeah” in response to Rob about travelling to people’s homes and he’s giving a nice thumbnail sketch of the offers and his intent not to rip anyone off.
Adam is telling Rob about his standup in the Palisades for 11 people, Adam is telling them about all of the backers getting mentioned in the credits, Adam jokes they are going to try to “get it down to 10, yes!” in reply to Rob’s cute estimate.
Rob is sharing how he looked at everyone else’s film crowdsourcing campaigns, Rob is now explaining how when you’re on set you are working, you don’t have time to hang out with contributors and Adam is now asking Rob about the expected shooting schedule, he says that less than 25 is hard to do and his last movie was 20 days, it became a nightmare (not the kind intended.)
Adam is asking Rob about expanding outside of the horror genre, Rob explains that for the last 2 years he’s been working on “The Broad street Bullies” and how he needed to do something.
Rob shares the 100% opposite direction for his next project, an adaptation of a book he can’t mention yet.
Adam is offering Rob to come into studio next time he’s in town, Rob wants to know the most successful reward for the fans, Adam is racking his brain and not getting any backup from his guys, c’mon somebody, Altier?
Adam is now sharing how the screening was a popular option, the fans want a “pound of zombie flesh” and Adam wraps up with Rob, he compliments the man and how he’s become one hell of a filmmaker.
Adam is now referencing his brother “Spider” from ‘Powerman 5000’ and jokes about the 2rd brother Kelley who works on Wall Street.
Alison joins them and is telling them about her medical condition and update about the fibroid removal, BB plays the Reese Witherspoon “threw up in my mouth” drop even though this isn’t very gross.
Adam says that the way god planned it “you pull out your first tampon and you put in your first dick” and people were essentially meant to reproduce at 13.
Alison has an interesting comment about grandparents in the future and asks Adam about taking care of kids now vs. when he was a kid, he jokes about the kids in the back of a pickup truck eating ramen alone at home.
Alison wants to know when humans are going to evolve to react better to having kids later in life, Adam brings up the early onset puberty in girls that was blamed on McDonalds and feels bad for them being the catch all blame for any negative change in the world.
“If we can’t explain anything scientifically we go to the arches!” “Fuck that, which was Burger King!” – Adam
Adam is now bringing up the old episode of ‘Bullshit’ with Penn and Teller about secondhand smoking.
They’re now joking about the “Big T” industry of tampons, Adam has a big P and Alison brings up “Big C” (the Diva Cup) and Adam has a killer one liner before they wrap up the serious talk.
Adam is now doing a live read for Go to Meeting.
3rd Caller Brayden, Adam is now explaining how he autocorrects new looking names and Brayden becomes Brandon, he says he’s the original Brayden.
Brayden want’s Adam’s take on roadside memorials and he cites how they’re better than the mobile ones on the back of cars.
Adam brings up the protocol for cleaning up these memorials, eventually the liquor store owner needs to move the candles and dead flowers.
Brayden brings up Ennis Cosby and his murder, Adam explains that Brayden is allowed to call the murderer a foreigner because he’s Russian (white, possibly Bulgarian) and Brayden is fired up about that memorial still being up.
Adam is now bringing up the “loss of Chui” in the rolling car windows decal memorials, Adam brings up the murder of Ennis and how he used to drive past the very spot where Ennis was murdered, he was driving just about the time the murder happened.
Adam is now bringing up the scumbag who murdered him and where he worked, Adam is explaining what he thinks happened, they find out the man was from The Ukraine and came to the U.S. in 1989.
Adam says he often theorizes that when someone comes from a place without black people does it make it easier to the kill them, they don’t exist in your life, unlike here where all races are part of our lives.
Adam is now back to the senseless violence and now Gary is updating them on how he was in a racist gang and Adam is now saying we need to tell black people that a lot of the racists are actually imported.
Adam brings up BB’s profile and how he could be mistaken for that type of a person, Adam is trying to line up the date of the murder and thinks he started Loveline in 1996, October 1st 1995 actually!
Adam is back to Brayden and brings up the James Dean Memorial, Adam says that’s different than the type of memorial for Ennis.
Adam is now saying he would like biodegradable memorials, Adam is now fed up with Brayden summing up his ideas and repeating them like they were his.
Adam is back to the blind eye that is turned about candles in the road due to sensitivity to people’s grief.
BB is now bringing up a cab driver who went off about a memorial for a dead cop and shared his opinion for the ticket happy now departed officer.
Adam is wrapping up.
Adam is now doing an E-voice live read.
Hilarious “sloppy drunken greeting” riff with BB, quick but funny.
They’re heading to break
They’re back from break
Adam gets a lightning fast picture of Ron’s background and it sounds deeper than the sound bite it could be, Adam is now asking Ron about the changes that need to be made.
Ron is making some killer points aside from praising Scott Walker and his “work” in Wisconsin, Adam is now making some killer points and they’ve arrived at the topic of traffic and the safety of modern automobiles.
Ron agrees with Adam about cops and the fake concerns they have for safety, Ron has some in depth knowledge about hot spots and how Mayor Giuliani was able to address it in New York.
Adam hates the attitude from cops that we now work for them, not the other way around, Adam says they are now fundraisers and go around collecting money.
Ron is giving his take on HOV lane tickets and cites Germany and their moderate finds, that are a deterrent, not a funding platform.
Adam is disgusted about the tactics of cops to steal from the taxpayers, Adam brings up the “if it steers it clears” and the former “click it or ticket” campaigns, Adam wants to know about the smart people in California vs. the idiots in power.
Ron is making some killer points about raising the standards of our roads to Autobahn standards, fire Cal Trans and go to the German engineers for some tips.
Ron is now bringing up the teacher tenure laws now stuck down by a local court, he’s explaining the ways that this effected and unequal quality of education, Ron brings up Jerry Brown and Gavin Newsom being in favor upholding the tenure laws.
Adam now plays the clip of Gavin talking about checking accounts and the Latin community in Los Angeles, Ron shares how listened to the full episode and found it funny.
Ron brings up all of the buzz words used that go against his vote for these teacher tenure laws, Adam offers that perhaps Gavin has other concerns regarding the unions and the future of his political career.
Ron shares the findings of the Bill and Melinda Gates foundation about education, Ron now quotes Gavin and his take on tenure for teachers.
Ron brings up his father and his 10th grade education that led to him working for Mac Trucks and he brings up the tax rate in California.
Adam is now asking about us doing the math about dumping more cash into the tax furnace, more money doesn’t help.
Ron has a great turn or phrase about the kids and adults and what actions are better for whom.
Adam is right in the mix with Ron and they seem to be Sympatico about the changes that need to be made in California.
Adam is addressing people calling him “out of touch” and he says that focusing on plastic bags is out of touch, Ron agrees and he’s now sharing how 4 year degrees now often take 5 years and leave kids with staggering debt.
Adam is addressing big business and the concept of “doing the right thing” Adam says no, they are looking for the easiest path downstream, the cheapest and quickest.
Adam says business doesn’t have a personality nor conscience, Ron now says he’s been to Texas and it must be a bad scene if you choose to move from California to there, yikes!
Adam is now doing a live read for Draft Kings
BB thanks Carson Palmer for making him a quick buck.
Adam brings up how Ron has some ‘Ron Jaworski’ in him, Adam now explains that guys who like cars don’t like sports like most would assume.
Adam is now explaining who Ron Jaworski is for this Ron who is unfamiliar, he’s never heard the comparison before and now they are looking at a side by side of the two Ron’s, you can see it via the show page link above.
Alison’s News
1st Story Is about the new announcements from Apple, the new iPhone and watch, Adam is giving his take on bigger screens and how we now have 61% more pockets in our pants, Alison says you can put your laptop in your pants.
Adam is bringing up Cargo Shorts, he says he put his dog up his ass.
Adam says the mini jeans pocket on the Levi’s is the saddest pocket around, he thinks it used to be for lighters.
Ron is giving his take on the announcements from Apple, Alison is now giving the rest of the details of how many features are in place.
Adam is now giving his take on these features, they’re like watches that can go deep underwater and he’ll never use.
Alison is giving her reaction to the Apple watch and doesn’t see what’s so great about it, she’s explaining its features to Adam.
Adam is arguing about apps being needed to tell us how to lose weight, he thinks this is all a distraction away from diet and exercise, the hard work that people don’t want to do.
“We all know what the app is, don’t ordering a fucking app…etizer”
Adam is now explaining how he can learn if he needs to lose weight, he tried on the pants that he normally needs a belt with but they fit without one, he knows it’s time to diet again.
Alison explains “Apple Pay” to Adam and the gang, Adam is bringing up the modern smart phone arms race and the Chinese and Russian hackers having their own arms race, Ron shares a theory on Apple Pay.
2nd Story is on the comments from Ray Rice’s wife, Adam jokes about Ron not knowing who Ray is and the notion of her just waking up, mocking her words, gold!
Alison is now reading the text from the Instagram post, Adam is surprised how she is standing by her man, he shares his take on “if he could dance” theory.
Adam and BB are bringing up Ray Lewis, Chris Brown and Michael Jackson.
Adam and BB have a killer “Sher-Ray Lewis” and “Lamb chop” mashup and now Adam is asking about if their shouldn’t be a thing where the wife gets some say in this.
Adam is explaining that perhaps this isn’t the kindest thing to do to her, Alison says she feels like the wife isn’t thinking clearer and has a pointed question for Adam, he doesn’t disagree nor sidestep it.
Adam jokes about Ray Rice and his factory job, where he literally punches the clock.
Adam is now sharing his take as Ray’s hypothetical wife and how he would react and now he’s asking about Ray’s age and possible time to earn for the rest of their lives together.
Adam would like him being able to earn and some of his money sent to domestic violence charities, Alison is sharing the stat she’s heard on battered women and how long it takes them to leave, not factoring in the possible cultural issues at play.
Alison wraps the news.
Adam learns about Ray’s 15 million dollar bonus he gets to keep.
Adam is doing a live read for Nature Box.
Adam is now giving out the plugs and wrapping up the show.