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Giovanni’s Superfan Sidebar 08/27/2015 – Heather McDonald and Matt Atchity

Giovanni’s Superfan Sidebar 08/27/2015 – Heather McDonald and Matt Atchity

A real time blog where Superfan Giovanni does recap and commentary on the show as it happens and opines on all things ACS

Guest Heather McDonald and Matt Atchity

Recorded 08-26-2015 – Release Date 08-27-2015

Production Number #1647

Show Page

Adam is opening the show with the standard intro and BB plays Luther Campbell’s “make sure she swallows” advice as today’s #TopDrop.

Adam is talking about bad logos and slogans, he explains how you can always tell which ones are bad based on how long they last in media and advertisements along with the public consciousness.

BB is sharing some wisdom from his wife, Matt has his own experiences and now Adam is sharing how you never want to be in that environment.

 

Adam talks about not forcing bad slogans on his staff, he keeps teasing this one he’s hinting at and brings up the Wienerschnitzel “wiener love” campaign.

Adam is now reading a tweet talking about Adam’s bit on ‘Kevin and Bean’ being interrupted this morning, Adam talks about watching TMZ while skipping rope, he says it’s the best show for skipping to.

Adam says he was watching a piece on Chris Brown’s new tattoo, Adam brings up his ongoing obsession with prime time television censorship.

 

Adam has them play the clip and explains they show the statue of the Venus de milo and they’re all reacting to the blurring they used on the classic art.

Adam cites the ‘Man Show’ bit with the dude who got fake breasts on a “bet”.

Adam explains his topics for ‘Kevin and Bean’ and explains the concept for PTSDrone a movie idea he credits to Mike Lynch, it might be based off something Adam said but it’s unclear at the moment, Adam always differing credit, though he could be right to, Lynch is hilarious, I’ll investigate.

 

Adam is explaining the plot details, he once again gives Mike all of the credit and Adam is now talking about he was told that as soon as Adam brought up the topic of ‘Black Lives Matter’ and how he feels like he’s the tip of the spear when it comes to that movement.

Adam explains how he was outraged by the symbolic hanging of black guys in the rafters above basketball arena floors.

Adam is talking about the ants around the studio, he’s asking about the bug spray in the studio and explains why Gary full tard was unable to spray.

 

Adam is explaining how the low grade electricity might be attracting the ants, I hope they’re not crazy ants!

 

Adam is doing a Castrol Live Read

 

Adam is now sharing the slogan that stunned him ‘Crazy You Can Taste’ from El Polo Loco and Gina has a funny Mad Cow immediate reaction to it.

Adam is joking about this being horrible, he even shouts.

Adam is now sharing some alternate option that he would have gone with had he been part of the ad team.

 

BB is now offering up an anecdote and how crazy was used as a promotional tool, Gina brings up ‘Run for The Border’ and Taco Bell.

 

Q and Ace

1st Caller Sean, he wants to hear the story of how the drunk driver hit his house while he was out earning tax dollars.

Adam is going over the details and explains the lack of a response he got and brings up the story of the guy who lied about the person who robbed him having a gun which resulted in a death.

Adam is now asking who talks more shit about cops than him and explains why he argues for people to follow the instructions of cops, because he cares about people not being shot, he doesn’t know a better explanation.

 

Adam says the people who are sending the messages of cops being racist or hassling you perhaps being in part responsible for some of these shootings, Adam is asking Sean about being a cop.

Adam is now citing a news story and Gina has all of the details, Adam is now bringing up the time he was detained in Las Vegas at McCarran airport and forced to face the wall of the elevator.

BB asks Sean about coming to see them in Thousand Oaks at the Borderline.

 

Adam is doing a Draft Kings Live Read

 

2nd Caller Andrew, he has some kind words and Adam has a funny “she’s a 7 ½ “ line and Andrew gets to his question which pertains to the topics found on ‘Take a Knee’ and Adam is citing his most recent recording with Luther Campbell, airing soon.

Adam is bringing up how Tony Hawk mastered the 900 and changed the parameters of his field for everyone else.

Adam gets to his time teaching boxing to Shelby Coffey III and how he was able to see his own potential through this successful guy.

 

3rd Caller Tony, he thinks he should get a benefit for not having kids via his vasectomy, he gets Adam on the topic of playing god, and Adam is now sharing some realistic facts about what happens to a young woman stuck with 3 kids before she’s 20.

Adam talks about minimum wage and asks Tony about his ethnicity, Adam jokes about him getting bonus money.

 

4th Caller Matt, he wonders how to keep his wife from leaving the flat iron on all day while he’s at work, Adam is now sharing his constant attention to these devices and says the 86% of the time it’s off doesn’t worry him, it’s the 14% that it isn’t turned off that does.

Adam is now talking about the shitty ergonomics in this country and the temperature adjustment in his fridge, Adam is talking about his stereo with the minus attenuation and telling the ‘Contact’ story he famously told Jena Malone on MONDAY, NOVEMBER 26, 2001 – GUEST: SHIRI APPLEBY & JENA MALONE • HOST: ADAM, DR. DREW

Matt is addressing Matt’s fears and suggests outlet timers, Adam suggests being married to someone who is capable of not putting their family and belongings in danger for the sake of vanity.

 

Rotten or Fresh – The Rotten Tomatoes Game

Adam is doing a Legal Zoom Live Read

Pierce Brosnan Edition

1st Movie ‘Goldeneye’ (1995)

Adam shares how Famke Jansen is right up his alley, Adam goes over the plot with Matt who is refreshing him, he guesses low and BB is close.

Classic Loveline #369 – 02/26/1997 Guest: Famke Janssen

 

2nd Movie ‘Die Another Day’ (2002)

Adam is joking about having an ice bed and living in an ice fortress, Adam doesn’t drop his most hilarious all time line about the villain in that film though, unclear if he even remembers it

SUNDAY, AUGUST 3, 2003 – GUEST: NO GUEST • HOST: ADAM, DR. DREW “Orion’s Belt” indeed!

Adam is riffing about the guy with the diamonds encrusted in his face, again not using his key line.

 

3rd Movie ‘The Lawnmower Man’ (1992)

Adam riffs about the retarded gardener plot and they all guess.

 

4th Movie ‘Mars Attacks’ (1996)

They all guess and move on.

 

5th Movie ‘The Thomas Crown Affair’ (1999)

Adam comments on the shellacking he took this time around.

The head to break.

 

They’re back from break.

Heather McDonald is making her ACS debut, Adam is getting some comedy of her fucked up plug courtesy of Caelan, and she doesn’t want to get him in trouble.

Adam is asking her about her new podcast, Adam moves on and asks her about Chelsea’s new deal with Netflix.

Adam is commenting on her inherent laziness benefiting most of the comics booked on her panel, Adam is now commenting on ‘The Benson Interruption’ and he jokes about that devolving into ‘Getting Doug with High’ and predicts his next show will be ‘You eat Doug’s girlfriend’s pussy while he gets high and plays video games’.

Holy shit that was hilarious.

 

Adam is now asking Heather about being on Chelsea Lately, Adam jokes about Doug Benson texting him about his latest show ‘Doug Naps While you Skim his pool’ and explains the premise to BB.

Adam is joking about how genius Doug Benson’s career is and Gina references Doug’s first documentary.

Adam is asking Heather about her origins in Standup, Adam asks about her civilian husband and she explains how perfect he is to be married to her.

 

Heather explains how her husband experiences her career and Adam asks what he’s supposed to be doing, she explains how she worked in reality and saw the drop in the economy approaching which led to their current situation.

Adam asks how many rounds of golf her husband shoots per week.

Adam jokes about his wife Glamping this weekend, Adam explains how she’s bringing their daughter after saying she bringing her boyfriend.

Adam is talking about his kids having a childhood 2k times better than him and his wife, they only need 100 times at most, he tried to argue for them to stay home and pack up their house.

 

Heather has some practical advice after sharing her own anecdote, she’s ranting about her workload and echoing Adam, possibly unknowingly.

 

Adam is doing a Stamps.com Live Read

Adam gives out the plug for Heather and her website.

 

Gina’s News

1st Story is on the Virginia TV affiliate shooting from earlier in the day, Gina has all of the tragic details.

Heather is backing her up and offering up more information.

Adam is commenting on this only getting worse with the amount of people on meds and with guns.

Adam is sharing the monkey see monkey do element to learning the 900 or dunking a basketball, Heather is now making a point about porn influencing women and Adam jokes about hairy vaginas and only partially bleached anuses.

 

Adam is sharing his love for ‘Portrait of a Prostitute’ and Heather shares her appreciation for the genre, Adam brings up his first Girlfriend Estie and her movie role in something similar.

 

2nd Story is on the woman who downed an entire bottle of Cognac at airport security.

Adam is sharing the story of flying to the Hugh Hefner roast and the Jimmy Kimmel “head on a swivel” proclamation, Adam is sharing how envious is he is of people who can sleep like that.

Heather is now sharing a story.

Adam is back to the news story and Adam says he’s complete wired like her, he says he would chug half off it and pass it down the line, everyone take a hit off it until it’s empty.

 

Adam is now asking if they ever found the movie with Estie Chandler, Esther Chiladanko and the movie she starred in.

Heather is now reading the plot, Adam is thinking it might be ‘Texas Angel’ and Adam explains his first gf was the lead in the 2nd one.

Heather has a funny point about pot dealers losing their business and market, Adam is now asking Chris about his coffee bricks he was able to take through TSA.

 

Adam is talking about using all of the casino bucks and wonders why they were able to get past TSA with these bricks.

 

Adam is doing an Uber Live Read

Heather’s no-count husband should take up Uber on the way to the golf course.

 

3rd Story is on the Curt Schilling tweet comparing Muslims to Nazis, Adam jokes about the lack of Muslim baseball players.

Heather has an insightful and nuanced take on it and Adam wonders when we lost the ability for people to have off air opinions.

Adam is now making a point about the group that is quietly responsible for shaming those who speak out.

Adam is joking about a king size burka for spying on women in locker rooms in response to Heather’s anecdote.

 

Heather is now asking about the ESPN reporter who went off at the impound lot and she makes a point about the woman and her horrible personality.

Adam is now making a point about ESPN not caring about character, they’ll punish Curt as there are groups that care, nobody care about parking lot attendants, Adam agrees with Heather and Gina wraps the news to the drop of her joking about taking up pot (more pot).

Adam is now saying there would be an 80/20 split with the people who agree with Curt around the offices at ESPN.

Adam rants about his pirate ship and tells everyone to suck his dick, Heather enjoys that proclamation/demand.

 

Adam is doing a Seat Geek Live Read

Adam is giving out the plugs and wrapping up the show.