Giovanni’s Superfan Sidebar 05/20/2015 – David Wild

Giovanni’s Superfan Sidebar 05/20/2015 – David Wild

A real time blog where Superfan Giovanni does recap and commentary on the show as it happens and opines on all things ACS

Guest David Wild

Recorded 05-19-2015 – Release Date 05-20-2015

Production Number #1579

Show Page

According to the ACS Archive via the show page link above this is David’s 84th appearance on the show, but that could be missing a few uncredited visits or phoners, I have a hunch were at nearly 100.

Once I have the internal archive updated we will know for sure, perhaps in time to celebrate his 100th visit, I hope!

Adam opens the show after a somewhat stilted intro from Dawson, someone distracting him?

BB plays the “Dennis I want Anal” #TopDrop and welcomes Gina and David to the show.

 

Gina talks about the “peanut gallery” Dennis Hof brought along with him, BB marvels at how Dennis performed on air on the KLSX show in 2006 and 2007 vs. how he was on air for the podcast.

Adam explains that Jack Silver liked the “cooch factor” and Adam shares how he was lamenting the booking and he explains it ended up being very fascinating having him on mic without his lady friends and Ron Jeremy in tow.

Adam is talking about how much Dennis had to offer on air and comparing the way radio and TV talk shows coach up guests who don’t have much to say, the hot 22yr olds of the world.

 

David is explaining how his meeting with Judith Regan went, she was to eat food at her hotel while he drank a hot beverage, Adam is calling her a cunt and sharing how she didn’t know who Adam and Drew were and didn’t get the idea of the Loveline book that ended up doing pretty well.

David is sharing how Judith overpaid for a Taylor Hicks biography, he explains how he approached the project and what the publisher intended, and David is so well spoken about this stuff.

David has some early copies of the latest Graham Parker album and gives them to the gang, nice.

 

Q and Ace

1st Caller Jamie, he’s a huge fan of ‘Dust and Glory’ and compares it to Adam’s documentary ‘Winning’ and Adam tried to secure a top 5 spot in his rankings, Jamie is willing to bump him up to #1.

Jamie is bringing up how Paul raced the Baja 1000 at 80, Adam jokes about the people of Mexico thinking the Baja desert is the autobahn, Adam has some insight to the race and how Paul took a breather at some point as his eyesight wasn’t up to snuff to finish.

Jamie says he’s still waiting for her to schedule some shooting practice, she says her 9mm is just gathering dust and Adam turns it into yet another joke about penis size with Gina, bragging about his 5.5mm.

 

Adam is now doing a live read for Stamps.com

David steps in to comment on Dennis and his rad sponsor tags

“I had Ron Jeremy’s cock in my closet” – Adam on the old dildo he used to possess after Ron did Loveline and gave him a freebie dong.

 

Adam jokes that you can get Ron’s real dick for the cost of one old fashioned and a chili dog, good stuff.

Adam is commenting on the real molds that were popular in the late 90’s, based on pornstars genitalia, he jokes about Ron driving in ‘The Ambiguously Gay Dou’s” car.

Adam says he kept the dildo in his trunk and couldn’t throw it out, David is being super meta and commenting on the #TopDrop’s spraying out of Adam with ever sentence.

 

Adam is commenting on how everything is now everywhere all the time and the various junk that’s littering the neighborhoods of California.

Adam is riffing about this rubber cock and suggests a ‘Bong-a-Long-a-Ding-Dong’ the classic UCB bit that’s he’s never seen, parallel thought!

Adam tells them about the time his made found and moved (probably cleaned) his Ron Jeremy dildo, David is now sharing his own cleaning related anecdote and tops it mid-sentence with a quick quote form a cop who presumed his messy closet was the source of a breaking.

 

David is sharing his wife’s comments about the most embarrassing thing she found in his closet, the worst thing was a half-eaten yogurt.

Gina is asking Adam about his box less dildo, she and BB agree that gives off the message that the dildo was at least lightly used.

Adam is now giving a plug for Brent’s Deli, Gina loves the lack of fellow Jewish people as she gets to enjoy all of the white fish.

 

Adam is sharing his discovery of the term cul-de-sac, someone on the ‘Catch a Contractor’ set brought up “not a through street” and they decided it’s the middle ground between Cul-de-sac and dead end.

David says he ran into Molly Ringwald and she claimed that Adam used to live at her home, he wasn’t aware her house was one of the places Adam foraged for food during his teenage years.

Adam is now recalling how Molly’s mother Adele baked amazing food and David recalls the story of Molly’s blind father, he should really hear the Classic Loveline version from the 2000’s.

 

Adam is explaining how he was appreciated by Adele Ringwald for being so appreciative of her cooking, David takes it to the Milf route and Adam says there was nothing wrong with her but he was just a nice kid with an empty stomach.

He does mention his crush on Beth, he does not mention the other Beth story though.

Gina asks Adam if Adele was responsible for his lifelong pie obsession, they wrap up the Mrs. Ringwald talk.

 

Adam is telling them about speaking with his makeup woman about driving in L.A. and using the Waze app, she asked him if he participated in the feedback regarding debris, cops etc. and then wanted to know why he didn’t.

Gary is now on mic and Adam is telling him to hold on, Adam says that she told him about the superior routes the app provides for those who provide expert level accurate information on a regular basis.

Adam says he didn’t believe she was telling the truth and references the ‘Burger King’ paper crowns, Adam is back to how she told him about how she gets alternate routes in comparison to her husband.

 

Adam is asking if this is possible or likely, BB now shares the dangerous element he presumes about encouraging this level of feedback.

Gary says it’s absolutely not true and tells them that Google bought WAZE, Gary is now on mic and sharing how you only get various electronic badges and other dumb rewards for participating.

Gary agrees with BB about WAZE picking up on the habits of the drivers who use the app, Gina is asking if anyone recalls people reporting fake cop spotting to keep people off their quiet streets.

 

Adam is now making a point about how the cop’s argument against WAZE in effect provides the same reaction among drivers, therefore their job is unnecessary.

 

Gary is back on mic and sharing the reality of the app function with them, BB and Gina both weigh in on it and Adam goes to a live read.

 

Adam is doing a Castrol Live Read

 

Adam is telling them about watching the episode of TMZ he had on TiVo and explains how he uses it to time his rope skipping.

Adam explains that he was watching TMZ with his son and it was preempted for a high speed pursuit and they were left hanging.

Adam is calling for technology to step in an extend recordings for these kind of emergency break in reports, Adam is telling them about the time he watched the cops let a suspect go up and then down Beachwood canyon instead of cutting him off and wrapping it up before he drove through a nursing home.

 

Adam is now asking how pissed you would be if you or your family were victims of a motorist the police allowed to flee instead of taking action.

They’re now watching the footage of the pursuit he was watching with Sonny, Adam is joking about the asshole cyclists who demand equal rights in the rode, using the guy in the video who came within inches of striking what Adam hopes was a Mexican selling food.

BB is with Adam and explains that if one of these people are presenting danger they should take them out, Adam mentions that Fergie is from Hacienda Heights after Gary tells him where the chase wrapped up.

 

Gina asks what happened to the spike strips and Adam brings up the cop parked in the wrong direction at the bottom of the off-ramp.

Adam says we are literally handcuffing the cops and they have become fearful of intervening, Gina is telling them about texting chase to a local news station to get live updates on car chases.

Adam comments on the band ‘Chase’ and Adam mentions Fergie again.

 

Adam is doing a Zip Recruiter Live Read

 

2nd Caller Shidan Towfiq, he wants to know if Adam is going to look up UK Emma while he’s across the pond, the Kevin Smith superfan who used to call into the KLSX radio show from time to time.

Adam thanks him for blowing his cover, Adam says the English accent and the name Emma is the perfect combination and Adam is now getting Shidan fired up while doing his version of a UK Emma, Adam asks Shidan about the origins of his name.

He reminds Adam they’ve met before and Adam dubbed him “Funky Soul Patch” and now Adam is asking him if he was transferred for work or a sleeper cell, Shidan used to reside up in the mountains and is a pro level cyclist and does all kinds of crazy riding.

 

Adam is talking about how he used to make a beach towel cocoon at his home to record Howard Stern live after doing Loveline and then tells the story of the time he kicked the thermostat of the wall, he places it in the wrong era by mentioning Rod Stewart (90’s) but it was in the 2000’s.

BB plays the “what are you going to do” drop and Adam jokes about waiting at least 48hrs before asking for help after vandalizing your office.

Shidan pitches an idea for “Reverse Gambling” it’s not a bad idea and Adam dismisses it offhand, he jokes about Shidan’s comment regarding “cat 5 cables”

 

Dropping Names with David Wild

World Premier of the brand new game

 

1st Name Sia, he has a short anecdote and Adam mocks Gary for putting the name of someone who doesn’t talk to people.

 

2nd Name Queen Latifah, David has nothing but kind words and some cool anecdotes about how she hosted the Grammy’s on extremely short notice and only helped him make the show better with a single change.

David impersonates QL, Gina shares her real name and Adam is bringing up the story of the how she bought her brother a motorcycle which he died in a crash from according to Ace, he tells them to look up the story about it.

 

3rd Name Bruno Mars, David shares how he’s the only man he ever needed to look down at while conversing.

Adam is mocking Gary for his list of 100% musicians so far, Gary defends his choices and they move on.

 

4th Name Danica McKellar, she was last bought up by Adam on ACS #1357. Adam has his memory jogged and realizes who she is.

David shares how she presented the hip hop award at the Billboard Music Awards, Adam asks what Ne-Yo was up to when he no showed on them.

David tells them about an excuse he was given about a no-showing Ice Cube, wow.

 

5th Name Jamie Foxx, he has two stories.

He’s telling them about writing a movie with Jamie, Mel Gibson and Gary Shandling, being very clear in what he doesn’t say.

Jamie propositioned David to go get a girl from the crowd for him, he refused and still saw the woman backstage an hour later.

 

Adam is talking about how Snoop Dogg is with weed and it’s his thing is how Jamie is with pussy and you now expect him to be up to something at this point.

 

Adam is now doing a Live Read for Quick Books

 

3rd and 4th callers are both gone, Adam answers Spencer’s question about trying to motivate a lazy roommate, BB shares how he was back talked by a douchey roommate who couldn’t even fill a dishwasher.

Adam is telling them about a former roommate (R.G.) who somehow bargained for the larger room based on a promise to maintain the landscaping and pool but the pool ended up so black Adam had to manually empty the sludge as the pump he rented couldn’t handle it.

Adam says this guy was watching TV the entire time he was busting his ass, David asks who it was and learns it was Ralph Garman.

 

David asks him about Ralph’s work with Kevin Smith and he confirms that Ralph does all of that and KROQ’s ‘Kevin and Bean’.

 

Hooray for Baldywood

BB saw Mad Max and quickly briefs them on George Miller’s career, BB is asking Adam about the original Mad Max films.

BB says this movie is one long chase scene and a white knuckler the entire way through.

BB asks Gina about the “feminist propaganda” people claim is in the film, when it’s really more than that and not so trite, BB mocks that notion and Adam is now stepping in that people have re-wrote history and made Ellen Ripley a defacto action star, Adam says everyone loved her when those movies came out and there was no convincing to be done.

 

Adam says that nobody ever said that Ripley was too mouthy in the films, BB says that the first half hour of this film is a carnival of weirdness and felt a little queasy, because of the dwarves?

BB says it’s really, really good and David Wild makes a point about the #1 movie being ‘Pitch Perfect’ and Adam once again mocks the notion of men not being ok with women being funny or powerful action heroes.

 

Gina’s News

1st Story is on the Waco Texas biker shootout where various factions of a biker gang engaged in open gun warfare at a local restaurant, the definition of thug shit.

Dawson now has a mashup of ‘(You’re) Having My Baby’ and Mel Gibson’s voicemail rant, this is ok.

The key line is placed flawlessly, Adam is now asking for the crazy ranting emails, and David explains how Robert Downey Jr. stood up for Mel after he was kind to him during the production of ‘Air America’.

 

2nd Story is on Jimmy Fallon’s goodbye to David Letterman and she sets up a clip they don’t yet have ready.

David asks if Adam is a fan of David Letterman, he says he’s a fan of his work and is able to spate the person from the art, he likes his craft and the only information he has is that everyone who works for Dave is scared of him.

Adam is sharing the story of Daniel Kellison being hesitant to approach him and he even tells the story of the time the Man Show producers covered their strip club bill and wanted to go over to the producers and shout at them about trying to get them to ease up on the Champale for runaways.

 

Adam says Letterman molded more young comedians than anyone else, he doesn’t have to be a good guy.

David is sharing the time David Letterman yelled about Steve Guttenberg being the lead guest in front of Steve, Gina now has an anecdote about Letterman, citing Brian Unger and her boyfriend.

Adam is sharing his take on various figures throughout history who may not have been good people despite being talented in some capacity you appreciate, he references Patton, the general.

 

Adam talks about how his wife and Dr. Bruce will claim that everyone is scared of Adam yet take his free beer, BB suggests they’re more scared of him drunk.

Adam is back to the Saint Archer incident of 2014.

ACS #1386

 

Adam is now doing a live read for Blue Apron

David has a one liner and Adam mocks him, good stuff.

 

3rd Story is on 3 Southwest airlines baggage handlers who have been charged with smuggling Marijuana across the country.

Gina has the details of the setup, Adam says that airport security and baggage is scary on a level of greater than home invasions, he talks about Al Qaeda or ISIS getting a bomb on a flight with ease based on the facts about the lack of actual security in air travel.

Adam is now sharing his love for peanuts, he will take in any form, and David calls back to Ron’s dildo.

 

Adam is mocking the fiesta mix, mocking the salty weird orange mix that cannot be sold on earth, Adam says this stuff doesn’t make it to vending machines, it only makes it to the air.

 

Adam says that there is nothing further than a party than fiesta mix, Adam is fine with them removing peanuts and replacing them with small cans of Pringles but not fiesta mix.

Adam is now setting up a phone call with Gina, Adam is the airline employee (This is surreal hearing Adam do my job and say the things I can never say) and Gina is not at all over the top, this works.

Very accurate.

 

Gina brings up how many parents show up with bags of candy and earplugs as an apology for bringing a small child on a flight.

Adam says he’s fine with it and you shouldn’t have to but it’s nice.

 

4th Story is on Lindsay Lohan’s upcoming jail time if she doesn’t finish her community service and Adam is commenting on how the ultimate get out of jail free card is young pussy.

Adam is explaining how he’s not judging and would totally do the same thing if he had anyone interested in him.

Adam is now having Gary play the classic ‘Pringles’ commercial Adam was recalling earlier, Adam adds a delightful c bomb to it and Gina marvels at the “New Fangled” designation on the can.

 

Adam is now doing a Seat Geek live read

“See some guy in U2 fall off a stage”

 

Gain wraps up the news after David recalls Dennis line about the “whore ass” that ends up in great seats thanks to their sponsor.

Adam gives out the plugs and wraps up the show, David praises ‘Winning’ and BB closes it with the “Fuck it, nothing’s working out and I’m going fuck this dude” quote from Adam if he had the power of a young attractive woman.