Giovanni’s Superfan Sidebar 05/13/2016 – Jenna and Bodhi Elfman

Giovanni’s Superfan Sidebar 05/13/2016 – Jenna and Bodhi Elfman

A real time blog where Superfan Giovanni does recap and commentary on the show as it happens and opines on all things ACS

Guest Jenna and Bodhi Elfman

Recorded 05-12-2016 – Release Date 05-13-2016

Production Number #1821

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Adam opens the show with a nice thank you for fans sending him pictures of how they relax and enjoy his new IPA, funny riff.

BB has another #TopDrop from Kira and Gina asks Adam about his cold brew coffee from Caveman Coffee that was given to him by Drew, odd that Dr. Drew is so deep in the Deathsquad camp and still hasn’t done the JRE.

Adam is complaining about the valet ticket that’s always left under the wiper blade, flap, flap, flap telling you how bad the valets are at their job.

 

Adam wants tabs pulled of the key ring and out from under the wiper blade, Adam comments on people threading the cardboard around your key ring, BB is trying to argue but he doesn’t know how they put the tabs on either.

Adam thinks they have to slide it into the key ring, there has to be a little technique with it although dumb people do this job so it could be notched in such a way to make it easy.

Adam is telling them about the traffic he ran into due to a minor fender bender with a Tesla that was 1000% operable and the Honda behind him that was also operable yet wouldn’t clear off the freeway.

 

Adam is ranting about people standing in traffic after a minor Collison, he cites why he doesn’t turn and look when a glass breaks at a restaurant, he says it’s’ the perfect setting for a glass and saucer breaking, it’s not like being the ball pit at Chuckie Cheese, that would be cause for concern if you hear a breaking glass.

Adam says he doesn’t turn as he knows what it is, he’s not interesting in humiliating the embarrassed red faced server and most importantly why interrupt his conversation, the most selfish reason of all.

Adam says that standing on the side of a freeway with a fender bender is how you’re not likely to die as a 38yr old adult.

 

Adam is mad at everyone but himself, he mocks “the cone zone” and BB is now weighing in and he explains how people might be worried about breaking the law and why slowing down in a construction zone is important.

Adam is ripshit at the city government for not pushing this agenda and he’s also super angry at the idiots who have to slow down and look.

Adam has wrapped his mind around the concept of one guy’s bumper making contact with another person’s rear bumper, there is no fire, no smoking, just people standing there, why must we stop and rubberneck and observe.

 

Adam asks if he we can’t work the agenda of getting people to stop rubbernecking.

BB asks how much narcissism plays a role in people stopping on the freeway, presuming this is a much bigger deal than it really is, Adam thinks it’s the city’s fault for not properly educating motorists.

Gina asks if we all stop and look in order to see if it is a gory mess, Adam is saying it’s all schadenfreude and gives an example of someone presuming that one motorist isn’t insured and how much that accident is going to ruin their lives.

 

Adam is doing a Onnit.com Live Read

 

Gina says she’s officially down 17.5lbs and Adam jokes about waiting until she lost 20, Gina says she’s been working out 3 times per day, Adam doesn’t mind the walk and cautions her and everyone to not establish unrealistic goals like 3 work outs per day.

Adam marvels at her 17.5 loss and then gets in another one liner, waiting for the boob joke but it never comes.

 

Barstool Breakdown

Blind Mike joins them and Adam asks where he’s calling from, BB has a killer “he doesn’t know” one liner that even Mike has to laugh at, at his own expense, gold!

Mike has his own cool joke and explains how he can’t drive but can see how cool cars look.

BB references ‘Scent of a Woman’ and Adam brings up the car being the same model from ‘Weird Science’ and Blind Mike tells them about the challenge someone called into their show with.

 

Blind Mike says “jerking off” and reveals they told him to be clean on air.

Blind Mike sets up the challenge and Adam bemoans his inability to jack off multiple times in the same day as he ages.

Adam is now telling them about the time John Kimmel attempted to run down the hall with his eyes closed and smashed into a corner and split his forehead open.

 

Adam says a better man would have gone to the hospital with John, Adam was not that man.

Adam is now asking John about the donuts and the beer involved in the challenge.

Blind Mike tells them about the donuts part of the challenge and how that left him feeling like he was going to die the next day.

Adam thinks you want the glazed donut and Gina has a killer one liner mocking BB, Gary has a great reaction to Adam sarcastically asking BB about kelp based sweetener for the donuts, holy shit you could hear that through the booth.

 

Adam says he wouldn’t turn this into a challenge/punishment he would try and enjoy it, he wouldn’t go full Kobiashi and shove donuts up his ass pore-soaked in IPA.

Adam has some killer scenes he describes of him trying to treat himself and then trying to work everything in at the same time.

BB suggests running to “porno” and somehow him using the extra o makes it really gross, just say porn man, or don’t say that either, please… Gary has the caloric details comparing a cake to a flour/glazed donut.

 

Blind Mike brings up Caitlyn Jenner and how she’s considering “de-transitioning” back to a man.

Adam shares his feelings about her and how much time we’ve wasted devoted to her personal life and genital confusion.

Adam says no one will rest until he doesn’t rest; his hopper is full of Caitlyn Jenner.

Adam says the only good part of this never ending dialogue about a crazy guy who is struggling with his genitalia, we don’t have to worry about parvo and other third world conditions.

 

Adam is now using “it” and says that she has lost her gender pronoun privileges, we’re done toggling, Adam is making a point about single use bathrooms and how nobody cares who uses them.

Adam doesn’t’ care about that, he only cares about school and YMCA type bathrooms.

 

Adam asks Blind Mike about this rumor and Adam wants to know if this is all about attention and making headlines, Gina wonders if it’s her being pulled into the Kardashian orbit.

 

Blind Mike mentions how Hillary Clinton promised to release all of the UFO records barring any terrorist threat or national security concern, Adam says it’s a good move and says he doesn’t know what the rules are but he could see people ion the fence now voting for her because of this.

Adam brings up how politics are now all about “me, me, me” and gives a town hall example to make his point, he says the people hoping for their personal needs to be met are bound to be horribly disappointed and Adam is saying it will be a BS transparency claim from Hillary.

Mike is giving his take and Adam say this is a harbinger of “it’s on” and Mike predicts a circus act that Adam looks forward to seeing.

 

Adam is asking for a ban on Olvera Street and describes what it is for people from other places, Adam says it’s no longer needed as the entire San Fernando valley has turned into Tijuana.

Adam is bringing up the kid’s field trips to Olvera Street and Gary is on mic with some details about the history of that name in California.

Adam jokes about a Honky Street, we can take Mexican down to the expensive 28$ burger place, hilarious riff about this street and all of it’s stereotypical “white” things.

 

Adam says it would be a guy barefoot playing Dave Matthews Band covers and Gary has more info, Adam jokes about being able to buy marionettes and Adam mocks the street’s ranking as “one of the 5 best street” and Adam is saying he will ask the lying dickheads who came up with the list where they would prefer to own real estate.

Adam says the only good thing about Olvera Street is getting past it and eating beef at the French Dip restaurant, Philippe The Original.

Gary has more details on the various Olvera streets across the country.

 

Gina and Adam are knocking out a Live Lock Live Read

Smart phones and identity thieves are scary edition

 

Q and Ace

1st Caller Andrew, he wants to know if Adam can register Mike August as a therapy mammal, they move on without letting the caller speak, Adam is for the idea and August is in the building so he’ll ask.

 

2nd Caller Jimmy, he wants to stop binge drinking and has been binging the podcast in lieu of booze as of recently, Adam is telling him to treat himself like Larry Talbot and he references Nick and his own unfavorable review from the past.

Funny riff with Adam and BB and they move on.

 

3rd Caller Ryan, his baby is crying in the background and he wants to know how Adam feels about “push gifts” and Adam talks about his wife and her few items of jewelry and how it’s all about impressing other women, it has no value unless it’s got some power over others.

Adam say guys don’t like that kind of stuff and asks BB what he got for his anniversary, they wrap up and head to break.

 

They’re back from break with a Great Moment in Local News

Adam explains Harry Seward to Jenna and Bodhi, Adam explains how he used to check into hotels as Jimmy Kimmel as Adam had more name recognition at the time, pre ‘Win Ben Stein’s Money’ and ‘The Man Show’.

Adam asks Jenna and Bodhi how they met, Adam compliments Bodhi on being able to approach as “creature” as strikingly beautiful as Jenna, Adam mocks his own earlier Caitlyn Jenner “it” comments with a nice call back.

 

Jenna quotes his opening line and even has a deep personal reveal, wow!

Jenna is sharing how she was enticed and repulsed by him at the same time, Bodhi shares how he told his roommate he was going to marry Jenna.

 

Adam says that nobody has Jenna’s sass, Adam is joking with Bodhi about his status compared to Jenna and she keeps bringing up her fascination with dudes fresh from prison.

Jenna is born and raised in Los Angeles like Adam, Jenna is going over her upbringing and talks about her father who had some cool job with security clearance.

Adam asks how she got into acting and if she looked in the mirror one day and decided to get in front of the camera, Bodhi took her under his wing and got her into acting turns out.

 

Adam is now joking as Bodhi’s school counselor talking to him about dating women outside of his age group, Bodhi references “Poorman” from the KROQ Loveline era preceding Adam and Riki Rachtman.

Bodhi tells them about his dad starting ‘Oingo Boingo’ and Adam is going down memory lane, talking about all kinds of local venues and Bodhi describes his midlife crisis.

Jenna swears and Adam says it’s ok, they don’t bleep it.

 

Adam is asking them about Bodhi’s desire to fuck a cheerleader and Jenna swears again, awesome!

Adam is now riffing in the scenario and Jenna talks about their marriage and how they’ve never strayed and how she gave him permission to get laid on the side, she said he had to wear a condom and also make sure to come back.

Adam says that at the top of the podcast he would have argued that Bodhi would have been circling the block without any willing participants and now Adam is joking about him trying to “fuck a cheerleader” using ‘Dharma and Greg’ or ‘Oingo Boingo’ references.

 

Adam is now doing a True Car Live Read

 

Adam takes a quick digression and asks them about scientology and if it forbids any of this kind of activity, Bodhi and Jenna both say the ethics are a personal thing and it doesn’t quite work that way.

They’re all chiming in and its pure hilarity, Bodhi is now sharing what actually happened and Jenna says there were some “past nannies” that she had hired for them.

Bodhi shares how he chose not to have an affair and instead went backpacking with buddies in Yosemite on a motorcycle, he sounds like Dr. Drew while explaining how it can be viewed as an assault on his marriage and family.

 

Adam says that now this might be the most diabolical plan and Bodhi could get all of the credit for not having a woman on the side while actually having affairs.

Adam talks about lying on the day bed with the nanny or night nurse while watching Pixar movies with the kids while the wife is away and how easily he could see something happening if she was to look like Tiger Wood’s nanny.

Jenna asks about guy’s sexual desire and if frequency wouldn’t simply solve the problem, Bodhi has a killer “I’ll fuck that nanny” comment that BB has a great reaction to, Bodhi clarifies that after 20+ years of marriage neither of them have strayed, with permission or without, wow cool.

 

Adam talks about personal momentum and men, he is using Bodhi’s success in life and love and how he’s able to achieve things that other people cannot while dipped in a fountain of doubt.

Bodhi says he digs women and loves being around women, Adam says he loves property in Malibu, now what?

Bodhi uses Adam’s love of cars for an alternate example and point, Adam jokes about sexual addiction and gets a funny dig in at Bodhi.

 

Adam asks Bodhi about his upbringing, he was raised by a lesbian mother who had a one night stand and got pregnant, he was raised by powerful women and Bodhi tells them about his mother’s 40+yr relationship with the same partner.

Adam is talking about having to go to his kids open house tonight and how children could make fun of a kid for having “two mommies” in the era Bodhi was raised.

Jenna talks about how edgy and cool Bodhi’s mother is, Adam has a killer riff after hearing about Bodhi’s mom gardening topless.

 

Adam is asking Bodhi about how he was able to engage with people and get by, Bodhi just brings up women and how he was able to bond with them.

Bodhi says he rebelled by settling down early and Bodhi explains his dad is also a scientologist and was absent from his life until he was a teenager.

Bodhi shares how he grew tired of the Hollywood scene and why scientology appealed to him, Adam is sharing his feelings about Scientology and why it’s akin to something like Buddhism.

 

Adam brings up the fire that scientology came under, Bodhi says he grew up in an environment with a lot of hate and he observes that everyone has to hate someone, he is basically saying that hating scientology is now one of the ok things to publicly hate on, it satisfies a need to hate.

Adam says he’s an atheist and he works big to small, Adam mentions how kids need parents to stick around and then gets to some other less important topics and why they’re not as important.

Adam says that he’s never heard of a pizza parlor being blown up by scientologists, Adam says he’s fine with it and they wrap up the subject.

 

Gina asks about being Jewish and in Scientology, she says her friend calls himself a ScientoloJew and Bodhi says he considers himself the same thing and Jenna chimes in to explain how you can be a member of any faith and a scientologist.

Adam is asking about Bodhi’s motor and how it works in their relationship dynamic, he uses his own motor and his wife’s lower revving rpm model to make his point.

Bodhi and Jenna both confirm that it is an issue and Adam gets to a live read.

 

Adam is doing a SimpliSafe Live Read

 

Adam asks how we relax more and how we don’t bug our wives if we have a motor like him, Adam asks if he has any place to go and relax.

Jenna is mocking him and his early bed times and Bodhi says she’s full of shit, fun.

Adam asks about any projects they have going on, Bodhi says they’re working on a project and Jenna is always involved in charity.

Adam asks Jenna is they’re good or need an income source, she confirms they’re good, they’re good!

 

Jenna likes to pretend she doesn’t have her savings and finances to keep motivated and creative.

Jenna and Bodhi are talking about raising their kids and tell them about how athletically gifted his kids are, Adam says he’s not a positive role model but he has poisoned his boy on soccer.

Adam says his son has no interest in wrenching on the cars and he jokes about them being interested when his estate is being divided up after his demise.

 

Adam is doing a Round Up Live Read

Pickle and pepper edition

Bodhi has bamboo taking over his property, Adam says it’s a deal with the devil and he explains how Bamboo will grow quickly, funny lesbian mom with huge floppy boobs callback from Ace.

Adam is talking about bamboo being used for scaffolding in China, they talk about panda bears and Jenna references the STD carrying Koala bears, nice assist from Gina.

 

Adam is now riffing about humans love for panda bears and why we appreciate them for being cute, funny contributions from everyone.

 

Adam is giving out the plugs for their podcast and social media, Adam is plugging PodcastOne.com

Adam jokes about them guesting on his podcast for a live show and perhaps branch it off with Mike August the guy eating all of Adam’s food in the back of the warehouse right now.

BB wraps the show to a funny drop from Jenna.