Giovanni’s Superfan Sidebar 04/20/2015 – Charlotte McKinney

Giovanni’s Superfan Sidebar 04/20/2015 – Charlotte McKinney

A real time blog where Superfan Giovanni does recap and commentary on the show as it happens and opines on all things ACS

Guest Charlotte McKinney

Recorded 04-19-2015 – Release Date 04-20-2015

Production Number #1557

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Adam comments on a bumpy start to intro the show, Adam says that Matt Fondiler is working the board as the Maxipada and Dawson are out of the studio.

Adam comments on Charlotte walking around the studio and how “nice” it is, BB plays the “I like the Show Cops” drop from the last episode.

Adam brings up the movie premier for ‘Winning’ and BB comments on how much it was a “real premier” Gina gives her take on seeing the cars.

 

Adam is commenting on James Babydoll Dixon being in town and how he predicted that James wouldn’t be either texting or napping during the screening this time based on his seating placement.

Adam comments on the time we were all in Boston at the House of Blues, we were watching Josh Gardner performing from the wings, and James was showing Adam shit on his phone.

Adam suspected James wouldn’t make it soup to nuts on the movie, he says that he sat next to Adam and his wife with Jimmy Kimmel on the other side.

 

Adam thought there was no way for James to get out of this, Adam says he took his phone out to take a picture of James sleeping about 18min into the movie.

Adam was tricked this time and was lured into a false sense of security, Adam is commenting on the feeling of his agent being the sole sleeper in the movie.

Adam is commenting on how this is akin to the hot chick you’ve been asking out and getting blown off by for some time, Adam explains that Babydoll doesn’t mean this as anything person and it’s just his wiring.

 

Adam says that Jimmy took a picture of him with a flash and woke him up, he only missed 15min.

Gina, BB and Matt are now all on mic commenting and Adam brings up doing a Take a Knee with Nick Santora and how he will always reply in a super timely fashion.

Adam says it helps for life to be able to predict for things, he brings up his quiet love for the band ‘Steely Dan’ and BB says the ghost of Dawson is nodding right now.

Adam comments on how Steely Dan was confirmed to play the after party, Nate told him that was happening and Adam had to stop and ask if it was for real.

 

Adam is sharing his introduction to “Steve” from ‘The Little River Band” who actually showed up to play the premier after party.

Adam comments on the trek in the Rav 4 to get Armenian food and the insistence of Nate about it being the wrong band, Adam says his knowledge about reality supersedes the confirmations of others, BB shares his ‘Todo’ mix-up with assistant Jay, Adam thanks the band for coming out and compliments them.

BB is now playing some Steely Dan for the gang, Adam tells him to bring it down a little and shares his experience as an adult with people who tell him things aren’t possible that he’s already rejected as impossible or not jiving with reality.

 

Adam explains that Drew claimed he couldn’t sit through the movie, Adam says that he explained to him on the podcast that the movie would start at 745 and he would be free before Loveline.

Adam is riffing about James Babydoll Dixon sleeping and goes back to his conversation with Drew, Adam talks about going to the Grammy’s with the Dixie Chicks and his drive time between wherever he was and Culver City.

Adam would give himself a 30min buffer and was always just on time, Drew was worried about getting into trouble, the story of his life.

 

Adam is sharing his efforts to convince Drew to stay and how he did indeed leave early and skip the movie, Adam is now getting to the funny scenario that Drew was presenting, killer ‘Mary Poppins’ reference called out by BB, gold!

Adam is further ranting about Drew’s various excuses for not staying, citing his space saving spare tie and jokes about Drew writing a book with Lynette covering creative excuses to avoid doing things you don’t want to do.

Adam is asking what risk was present, he jokes about them firing Drew after 30 years on Loveline for being 5min late one time.

 

Adam talks about the various things that could happen on the way to work, not every emergency takes 14min, and Drew gave himself an extra 20min for nothing.

 

Adam would prefer people stop him before he lays out his complex detailed scenario to get them to do something he wants them to do, Gina asks about Drew’s motivation and notes that he does love Adam.

Adam is now back to the way Drew is too neurotic for that, BB tells him to not let the absent Drew sour the evening, he comments on the interview Adam was doing on a phone while on the red carpet.

Gina shares her love for the Willy T. Ribbs subplot and Adam is asking why an uplifting documentary can’t be admitted to a film festival, why can’t ‘Alien’ win best picture.

 

Adam brings up ‘King of Kong’ and BB is now commenting on modern documentaries and how entertaining often equals a lack of acceptance by snobs who are biased.

BB makes some more points, Gina has a follow up comment and Adam is wrapping it up.

 

Adam is doing an Arctic Ease live read

Gary used one over the weekend for his wrist, it worked great.

Adam asked if he was flying to Europe over the weakened, jacking off in a 1st class pod again, Gary has a flawless delivery with his hilarious reply, and he killed it!

BB brings up his first pitch, he’s sharing his process and how he’s going to be wearing even the same clothes he’s practicing in.

 

Adam brings up ‘Senna’ and Adam says it’s possibly a little less accessible than his doc, he’s recommending it to everyone and BB is sharing his love for the movie.

Adam is bringing up his latest Carcast with Tony where they discussed his time karting in Brazil, he says that Senna had a huge karting track on his property and how Tony was invited to the race.

They’re now doing a first and playing a clip of a Carcast interview on the ACS, wow!

 

This is a great story, make sure to check out the newly improved Carcast.

Episode #716, season 7? Episode 16? Not the 700th+ episode.

 

Adam is now ranting about Leeann Tweeden boasting about beating him in a celebrity Go Kart challenge, he comments still that she had the weight advantage which is accurate, he offered to let her try again with a sandbag but she wasn’t up for that.

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 16, 2002 – GUEST: LEEANN TWEEDEN • HOST: ADAM, DR. DREW

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 4, 2003 – GUEST: LEEANN TWEEDEN • HOST: ADAM, DR. DREW

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 22, 2004 – GUEST: LEEANN TWEEDEN • HOST: ADAM, DR. DREW

 

Adam even offered to put 10k on it, she still wasn’t up for it.

Adam is commenting on the way that Senna made Tony weigh down his kart and Tony still beat him, Adam is asking about them to imagine what it would feel like to beat the champ that way.

 

Q and Ace

1st Caller Mark, he’s currently getting drunk on Mangria, he wants Adam’s advice on what’s too much to drink each night, Adam says he downs a bottle of Mangria and smashes the bottle on his head when done.

Adam says he tied one on last night with Seth Macfarlane, Mark is bringing up the way Adam drinks and Adam is now quoting Dr. Drew about the marker for addiction and alcoholism.

Adam has no consequences cept for some word finding on occasion and not getting proper sleep due to the nature of alcohol, he should be a morning drinker instead, and also his use of Talcum powder is far more of an immediate danger.

 

Adam talks about the “pop up party” at Seth’s house and gives a pro-tip about showing up early to parties and getting some face time in with the celebrity host, Adam is now suggesting you show up early to a party?

Adam got to hang out with Seth before everyone else showed up at 10, Adam was talking to Sean Penn and Charlize Theron, he is now citing how host Kate Beckinsale and Charlize both are and how truly beautiful they are in comparison to other celebrity types.

Adam is now sharing how he thinks Charlize wouldn’t be so cool if she was born in America, that being from South Africa perhaps instilled some extra level of humility and kindness in her, she wasn’t corrupted because of her beauty growing up here.

 

Adam says he dropped some info on Charlize, he is of course about to share the Stephan Jenkins from Third Eye Blind story of the time he guested on Loveline miserable about his breakup with Charlize after being caught cheating on her.

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 25, 2001 – GUEST: STEPHAN JENKINS • HOST: ADAM, DR. DREW

 

Adam is now sharing the “he was cheating on me?” reply from Charlize, who was unaware that Stephan was cheating, Adam is now sharing his interesting theory.

Adam is saying that perhaps Stephan was trying to save some cool face, perhaps even lying about cheating to make him seem cooler.

Adam says he cobbled that together, Gina asks about Lynette’s reaction, BB has a funny impression of drunk Adam trying to recover and ask about the new Mad Max.

 

Adam is sharing his love for Ryan Phillippe who was getting his buzz on, Adam cites a shitty email exchange with Sarah Silverman and then went up to her at the party to settle things and hug it out, Ryan then approached them with a buzz on in the middle of their reconciliation, how wonderful we all love Sarah and miss her on the show.

Adam shares how Ryan told Lynette that Adam was trying to fuck Sarah, hahahahaha he’s great!

Gina comments on how that was probably the first time Ryan has ever been blown off by anyone ever.

 

BB asks what happened between Adam and Sarah, Adam cites the “Woman aren’t funny” nonsense, the same misquote where he then complimented her abilities.

Adam said he was sorry about whatever, he’s her friend and he loves her and she was just as warm in return, Adam praises Seth MacFarlane “The nicest dude on the fucking planet!” and talks about the blowtorch cooking and BB asks about these “pop up parties.”

 

2nd Caller Diane, Adam messes up the “Hey, Hey HEY!” and Diane asks about Adam’s legendary ‘Hell is for Children’ karaoke favorite on Lip Sync battle and Adam tells her that he’s kind of one and done as it takes so much out of him.

 

Adam does a Smart Mouth live read

3rd Caller was the premier for ‘Winning’ and immediately goes into his question after his compliment, nice!

He’s a writer and filmmaker with only a year’s savings left to float him, he feels like going into a trade and finding some reliable gig.

Adam is telling him to move toward plumber or electrician, Adam comments on his age of 47 and how it’s not easy when you’re knocking on the door of 50.

 

 

4th Caller Jeremy, he brings up the types of people who become police and wants Adam’s take on his idea if everyone on earth had to serve 1 year on the police force, Gina brings up the IDF and that’s exactly the model he’s basing this off of.

Adam says he doesn’t think cops are doing anything new, they’ve been kicking the shit out of people since the origin of the concept.

Adam thinks that society has chipped away the authority figure element of the police, BB brings up the D.A.R.E. program and suggests those early school visits turned cops into buddies instead of an authority figure.

 

Adam is saying that he doesn’t think cops are going to change that much, he says lay on your face, you can work out the details later, he says he keeps his hands at 10 and 2 and waits for the officer to approach before requesting permission to get his registration from the glove box.

Adam says that whomever has the gun gets to be the boss, hilarious homeless guy with a gun and Donald Trump example, this is great, and this could be used in a book.

They head to break.

 

They’re back from break.

Charlotte is making her ACS debut, Adam brings up her recent gigs and asks her how she went from modeling to the Super Bowl commercial.

Adam says god bless ‘Guess’ for embracing the types of models they use for their ad campaigns.

Adam and Charlotte are riffing about the heroin chic look.

 

Adam is asking her about the pasties or what she was wearing in the commercial for Carls Jr.

BB is riffing about David Spade calling her after that commercial, Adam says it’s because she’s blonde, beautiful and she was born, Charlotte is telling them about meeting him before the ad, they had lunch but she didn’t get anything, Adam jokes except a yeast infection, gold!

 

Charlotte has a killer line that’s honest and hilarious about how David would obviously want to sleep with her based on her looks, Gina’s reaction is excellent.

Adam is asking her how long she’s been aware that all men want to sleep with her, she says since 14 and Adam has a great “shocker” in reply to finding out she’s from Florida.

Adam is now complimenting her honesty and ability to own her beauty without making excuses, she says she keeps her personal life low-key and she’s not dating David Spade, Adam jokes about him having prostate cancer as the only possible excuse for him not hitting on her yet.

 

Adam jokes about her unmentioned beau being Jose Canseco, she has no idea who he is and BB is incredulous, Adam jokes about BB now being one man who doesn’t want to sleep with her, hahahahaha!

Charlotte is telling them about her acting pursuits, Adam is asking her for her measurements, and Adam jokes about a water displacement test for cup size.

She’s telling them about not wearing bras, Adam is now explaining what hypocrites women are while talking about how they’re receptive to certain moves based on whether they’re attracted to a man or not before the interaction is initiated, Adam finds her candor refreshing.

 

Weed Walking – Coachella Edition

1st Question “What is 4×20?”

They’re all weighing in, Adam says the guys doesn’t know to try and jump ahead, everyone else gets the point.

 

2nd Question “Thomas Jefferson and George Washington both grew hemp, what number president was Jefferson?”

Charlotte says if they don’t know then the guys doesn’t either, Adam addresser inability to do the math of 4×20, she has a solid unflinching reply.

 

 

3rd Question “Woody Harrelson, Bill Maher and Willie Nelson all have 2 apples that they turn into pipes, Bill Maher eats his how many apples do they have left?”

Charlotte suggests 0, they all marvel at the trick question.

They’re trying to get Charlotte to weigh in.

“Fucking Dawson!” – Adam

 

 

4th Question “There are 6 deadheads in a VW microbus, they drop off two people and pick up 4 more, how many dirty hippies are on the bus?”

They’re all weighing in.

 

5th Question – Tie Breaker for Gina and Bryan

‘Better Stoner Album Sgt. Pepper or Dark Side of the Moon’

Charlotte doesn’t know the artists, she says she’s a huge fan of The Beatles and has met Paul McCartney, She doesn’t know Pink Floyd but doesn’t know album covers nor names.

Adam asks her to name the Beatles and they all take action on it, she mentions “Komo” and they clarify she means Yoko, she is hesitant to say ‘John Legend’ and struggles to get to George Harrison.

 

Adam is asking her what happened to John Legend, hilarious overdose reply.

They’re giving her credit for the Ringo, John Legend is rolling over in his grave right now, and BB takes the victory.

 

Adam is doing a Tasting Room live read

 

Adam is asking her how many celebrities got ahold of her management company after the Super Bowl ad, Adam jokes about her never getting his message, Adam jokes about her people sending his letter over to Stephanie Courtney ‘Flo’ the Progressive spokesperson.

Adam is joking about her agency and how they might shift the interest of famous dudes to other clients, great Charlie Sheen redirected at Mackenzie Philips example.

 

 

Gina’s News

Gina asks her about the abnormal news from Florida.

1st Story is on ESPN suspending an employee after her rant at a towing facility was leaked online, they’re now playing clips from it.

Adam is telling the world not to cross hot chicks, over the clips.

Charlotte shares how she could get caught for her amount of swearing at the worst, Adam says the physicality part of it is where a line is crossed, Adam explains that the person who is sitting there is not the person who towed your car, nor the person who is responsible for your anger.

 

Adam is bringing up the song ‘Father and Son’ by Cat Stevens and asks for a mashup, Adam is now asking if it was dude behind the counter would we even care.

They’re now playing some of the song.

Adam says you should be allowed to yell at dudes, Adam says this is “cunt on cunt crime” and now BB is being super practical about how everyone has an outburst from time to time and this is false outrage.

 

Adam says you have the right to be an asshole and say shitty things, we’re now taking that away.

Adam says he is sure that people he appreciates are shitty at home, citing Howard Cosell.

They’re all weighing in on the clips, Adam is bringing up her response to finding out she’s being filmed, Adam says fuck you to the towing company.

 

Adam says the towing company employees are amongst the worst people on earth, he gives a death camps comparison.

Charlotte agrees, Adam is now asking everyone how many of them know people who are meter maids or tow truck drivers.

Adam says this chick is a cunt but who is the pussy who released this to the media, Adam is saying he understands evidence being entered into the system for court proceedings, this was just this woman trying to ruin this other woman who yelled at her.

 

Adam asks if we must put everything you there, Adam says it’s a violation and half the time you are being filmed you’re unaware.

BB asks how you legislate against bystanders filming you, Adam asks about the right to not have an exchange put on the World Wide Web in perpetuity.

“Shouldn’t we have the right to be douches or dicks?” – Adam

 

Adam is now bringing up the various questions he would ask about the intent of this person for uploading the file to the internet, this is a violation of this woman’s privacy.

Adam says there should be consequences and these people who leak the video should be sued.

Charlotte mentions herself as a public figure, Adam mistakenly says John Lennon when trying to use Legend like Charlotte did earlier, still never corrected her.

 

Adam is doing a Drop Stop live read

 

Adam is giving out the plugs and wrapping up the show.