20 Apr Giovanni’s Superfan Sidebar 04/17/2015 – Simon Morley and Sen. Ted Cruz
A real time blog where Superfan Giovanni does recap and commentary on the show as it happens and opines on all things ACS
Guest – Simon Morley and Sen. Ted Cruz
Recorded 04-16-2015 – Release Date 04-17-2015
Production Number #1556
Adam opens the show to a funny ‘puppetry of the Penis’ intro which leads to Adam joking about Ray suing Simon their upcoming guest for stealing his act.
Adam marvels at the wide range of guests for today’s show, Adam welcomes to the show and BB plays #PussyLips as today’s #TopDrop.
Adam is telling the gang about taking his kids to watch a movie at the El Capitan Theater and recommends it to both Gina and BB, one day “when the sperm has thawed”
Adam talks about being nervous only about the people whose names he cannot recall that he will encounter at the screening and the inability for his wife or anyone he rolls with to be coached up enough to give him an assist.
Adam talks about the person you encounter who refuses to share their name when you’re trying to get a 3rd party to elicit it. Adam brings up the use of Champ for people you can’t remember.
Adam talks about the corner for hell he hopes exists for the person who throws their fast food out their car window and their cellmate to be the person who approaches you with “you don’t know(remember) me do you?”.
Adam is commenting on this impulse, Gina shares her theory that these people are going through life trying to prove that everything can go wrong will go wrong, a very astute observation.
Adam shares his “power” theory about taking charge over someone successful life, Adam talks about Mike Lynch being in the building and jokes about needing to talk to him after the show.
Mike Lynch was on the “one on one” episode recorded before this, set to air closer to the release of Adam’s book.
Adam is talking about the innate desire of men to “build shit and fuck” and women are looking to tattle and bust people, Adam talks about certain people looking at a conversation or exchange as a grappling match.
Adam talks about brevity being the sole of whit for men, he jokes about Mike August and his “insane conversation circles” and now BB is fucking up the timeline Adam is trying to establish, this show was recorded before the premier, it airs after the premier, no big deal!
No need to hide that, Gina is mocking BB along with Adam and it’s wonderful.
Adam talks about the Roosevelt as the venue they’re using and shares how the cars are being craned into the space.
Gina is now reacting to the video of them lowering the car, he tells the audience they can see the footage one the website via the show page link above.
Adam says that Nate was smart and put GoPro’s into the car to record it from that angle.
Adam is doing a Simple Safe live read
Dawson recently signed up to protect his over 80k of audio gear and Adam jokes over 100k of bongs.
Q and Ace
1st Caller Chris, he uses Champ and everyone responds nicely.
Chris brings up the person who speeds up to stop you from changing lanes in front of them, Adam says the cousin of that person is the one who lives in your blind spot.
Adam is going off and he explains how he starts to make a move and they start honking feverishly like a crazy person, Gina has a nice callback.
Adam says that everything has turned into “how dare you shame me!” and its all narcissism and people are internalizing every move or action.
Gina has an example of what this type of person might say, Adam is now bringing up the “there’s gotta be something” answer that supreme narcissists give.
Adam talks about the superstitious native stuff involved in this.
2nd Caller Michael, he has a stutter and tells Adam he once dubbed him “Pete The Puma” and he comments on the show ‘Cops’ and how if the person stops and puts their hands up after fleeing they still get a beating or some roughing up.
Adam says that cops are planning on beating you and the more you put them through the more of a beating you’re going to catch.
Adam says it’s not much different than the police dogs, Adam jokes about a recent horse based incident involving the cops and a fleeing suspect, Gina has some details and Adam jokes about the cops being so pissed one even punched the horse.
Adam comments on how cops beat everyone, he takes it back to the Rodney King incident.
BB plays new new bizarre drop of Michael saying ‘I like the Show Cops!’ and now Adam is telling them about the Man Show piece with the attack dog.
They’re now watching the video of the horse based fleeing attempt police assault, Adam is sharing how he asked about a safe word for getting the dog to stop attacking, he was told it was a switch and the owner had to kick the dog in the ribs and pull it off.
Adam is doing a live read for Lifelock Ultimate plus
Gina steps in with the assist
“You can’t bribe a Marine!” – Adam
3rd Caller Julie, she has an enthusiastic intro and says that she grew up poor like Adam did and how she’s noticed that people who have cash after not end up spending on things they don’t need.
Adam is now naming all of his son’s stuffed animals, hilarious “Cock Ashtray” callback.
Julie wants to know if perhaps Adam’s kids might take off with materialism due to Lynette, Adam says that his wife has an exceedingly healthy relationship with money as long as he makes a lot of it.
Adam is defending his wife, saying she has no “I’m going shopping in her” and she’s not materialistic as Julie presumes.
Adam says that thing about his kids is like how he was ruined with food, he became a weirdo about it because of his parents, and Adam has a solid masturbation example about fucking a kid up.
Adam talks about his “energy” around food and his anti-waste mindset, Adam talks about the large peanut gallery wandering around the studio and how the super expensive catering is being repurposed from the Newman documentary premier, the remainder being fed to the people at the studio.
BB has Adam take it back to Julie, she’s haring the rest of her theory about formerly poor people going nuts with cash once they become rich, Adam says look at the community of professional rap artists.
Gina is sharing how Adam’s kids never show off their possessions nor brag about what they have, Adam says his kids are good and without energy around money or food.
Adam shares an anecdote of bringing one of his son’s friends and his dad to the shop and how the guy was able to have a single beer without energy, he had one, didn’t need more, didn’t fret about the time of day etc.
Interesting observations and comments from Ace.
Now Ted Cruz is joining them and Adam thanks him for wanting to do away with the IRS, Adam and Ted are talking about the issue of the IRS that impacts literally everyone who is born, a good place to start.
Adam is commenting on politicians who focus on smaller issues as a smokescreen to avoid these conversations, Adam is joking about “fair share” and how he gets reamed for taxes quarterly and was sad to discover that rich people can’t escape paying taxes due to their wealth like his parents and the culture of the 1970s hammered into his head.
Ted is making a 99% vs. 1% point, taking the leftist talking point and augmenting it a bit.
Ted tells them about his father emigrating from Cuba.
Adam is sharing the Joel McHale story that inspired the “NOTHING!” rant on the KLSX radio show, Adam explains that Joel couldn’t afford a 400k pool at his house, Adam says good and goes over all the people who lose out due to the regulation.
Adam brings up ‘Breaking Bad’ filming out of state, how he drove Bryan Cranston to the airport and Ted has a funny line about the show, nice.
Adam is asking Ted about the rules and lies of society that get away from us and end up complicating our lives, Adam is commenting on patent trolls.
Adam is asking Ted for his opinions about Jeb and Hilary, Ted has some kind words and Adam keeps hitting Jeb, is he not aware that Ted is running for president?
Adam jokes about Hitler and Charles Manson not being fans of Ted Cruz, Adam says he loves Ted Cruz and asks him about the flat tax.
Ted says that they haven’t come up with their plan yet, it only exits in theory.
Ted explains how the flat tax would reduce the power of career politicians and keep the IRS out of our lives forever.
Adam plugs Ted’s website and wraps up the call.
Adam compliments Mike August for the booking and BB reveals that he was initially hit up and sent them to Mike, the thing BB takes credit for while not mentioning other things will always be baffling.
Adam is doing a Legal Zoom live read
They’re heading to break
They’re back from break
Simon is making his ACS debut after a Billy Joel related listener voicemail, Adam says he likes some of the guy’s songs but some of the songs also suck, not ones he doesn’t like but ones that suck.
Adam is bringing up the ancient Australian art of penis puppetry, Adam has a great anecdote about Matt Fondiler bursting through the door.
Adam is sharing the “Jew Aid” riff they went on as Matt burst into the studio and surprised them, he cites the funny one liners they were going over.
I wonder if it was on pod, will it be airing when they air the book themed episode.
Adam is talking to Simon about the various forms the cast must be able to perform, Adam asks if a bigger penis allows for more formations.
They’re all looking at some new forms and BB asks about the tryouts for the show, Adam jokes about Simon showing up to career day for his kid’s school.
Adam says he doesn’t know anything else like this where everyone has heard of it, Adam asks about the audience, he wants to know how many are attending due to curiosity vs. who are repeat customers.
Adam has a killer “scared straight” riff after Simon tells them about multi-generations of women coming to the shows together.
Adam is doing a live read for Stamps.com
BB is asking about the role pubes can play, Simon is telling them about the grooming of the performers and the average show running time.
Simons is telling them about the fruit bat move, Adam is now riffing about someone flipping out and going full Gallagher spraying the audience from the stage.
Adam asks about celebrity performers, Adam is listing off several funny names and has great fake surprise in reaction to Elton John being one of the guys who has seen the show
David Beckham, John Travolta, Adam is joking about John’s reps not wanting him to be seen in the audience of such a show.
Adam and Simon are talking about how his family views his work, Adam is talking about his deeply religious father perhaps putting some energy behind Simon’s career.
Gina is now having him do some moves, she’s very excited and Gary is apparently taking pictures.
“That’s a lot of meat” – Gina
Adam is doing a live read for Vegas.com
Gina’s News
1st Story Her top story is on the LA unified school district iPad program for students, she has the details of the dissatisfaction of the school district and Adam demands to know how much that cost us.
Adam is now saying that money and education don’t go hand in hand like everyone else presumes and he’s right.
Adam says it’s about communication and families, Gina tells Adam was 1.3 billion wasted and he jokes about us now overtaking China when it comes to the test scores of students.
Adam says he would give the government 85% of his money if he could count on them to make the world a utopia he could enjoy, but the government just wastes money.
Adam brings up ‘Lush’ Spa the business his wife and Jimmy’s ex opened that didn’t take off, it wasn’t their fault and wasn’t going to work as they didn’t have to pay for the business, having a person footing the bill prevents someone from trying harder.
BB tells Gina that Jimmy’s ex shares her name, to avoid confusing her.
Adam talks about what it costs Elon Musk to send a rocket to space vs. NASA, Adam talks about the lack of consequences for the people who instituted this program.
Adam asks how people thought this was going to work, he’s making a point about human motivation and now Gina is giving them more details.
BB talks about this being used as publicity tool and now Adam is joking about Los Angeles nipping at the heels of other low ranked states for childhood education.
2nd Story “is on a no cat calling zone” being implemented outside of some clothing stores, Adam is joking about working big to small and riffing with Simons about freeing the sack along with the nipple.
BB asks if Cat calling is still in the general lexicon, Adam says he’s been to NYC a lot and comments on how he walks everywhere he can while in town.
Adam says he’s never heard a catcall while walking in Manhattan, Gary says he has maybe once or twice.
Gina shares her theory on average looking women getting more catcalls over hot chicks, Adam says he walks near everyone, ugly, average, hot, he doesn’t notice any catcalls, he is not saying it doesn’t exist but he wants to know how much of a problem it actually is.
3rd Story is a on a man who saturated bed bugs in his car with alcohol then lit himself on fire with a celebratory cigarette, Adam says he just needs the facts when he’s told about stories now. If someone was shot, just tell him that part.
Adam is doing a zip recruiter live read
Gina wraps up the news and Adam is giving out the plugs, he mentions Paul Feig the next ‘Take a Knee’ guest.
Adam plugs Simon’s stuff and wraps up the show.