Giovanni’s Superfan Sidebar 04/07/2015 – Jay Chandrasekhar, Steve Lemme, and Jo Koy

Giovanni’s Superfan Sidebar 04/07/2015 – Jay Chandrasekhar, Steve Lemme, and Jo Koy

A real time blog where Superfan Giovanni does recap and commentary on the show as it happens and opines on all things ACS

Guest Jay Chandrasekhar, Steve Lemme, and Jo Koy

Recorded 04-06-2015 – Release Date 04-07-2015

Production Number #1547

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Adam opens the show to a “usually furious” live read, Adam says that one thing he left out on their dissertation of the movie yesterday.

Adam is asking if you can think up another character who values family and deals out physical violence more than Dom the character Vin Diesel plays in the movie series.

Adam welcomes Jo Koy to the show, BB has a DAG #TopDrop

 

Adam is now offering up the keys to success and shares a story of Nick Santora, he is telling Adam about ‘Get Hard’ and an article Nick told him about 5 years ago.

Adam is now reading Nick’s response regarding ‘Get Hard’ and how he took blame for not getting his idea done in time.

Adam is complimenting Nick and how he didn’t externalize any of it, he now contrasts that to every loser he’s ever known who immediately play victim and get an attorney.

 

Adam says this is what successful people do, BB says he’s gets it and Jo says he still doesn’t think BB will do anything with that inspiration.

Adam says you become successful by kicking your own ass, Jo asks if Adam has ever spent time wasting negative energy on other people, Adam says he’s done plenty of hating but he doesn’t externalize nor hate to his own determent.

Jo admits to wasting time of his life hating in the past and Adam is now summing up how Nick doesn’t look at himself as a victim and Adam asks why give someone the power of making you a victim, once you buy into your own victimhood you are hobbled.

 

Adam says that being victimized doesn’t have to make you a victim, Gina asks Adam if he’s ever envious of other people who seem to live in that mindset, the opposite of Nick.

 

Adam is now doing a live read for the Burger King Croissan’wich

Jo is doing a French guy and BB is criticizing him.

Gina is telling them about walking into a major cellphone carriers store and witnessed a man lying on the ground without anyone giving him attention.

Adam says the unintended consequences to this retarded bivouacking everyone does now is that people who have legitimately collapsed due to heart attacks and stroked won’t be identified.

 

Adam is riffing and Gina is finishing her story while describing the auto-pay machine, she has an impression of the woman.

Jo says that’s Sprint for you, Gina doesn’t deny it.

Adam asks which is it, are we worried about germs or not and brings up the Burbank airport carpet the germ obsessed masses walk on barefoot while worrying about everything else.

 

Adam is asking “what are we” and wants to know if it’s solely regression of society, Gina is laughing as the guy she described was dressed just as Adam described.

BB is making some points about the behavior of children.

Adam just invented ‘Pillow Shoes’ and after describing them in detail he initiates an improv scene with Jo playing a Ninja, Adam says they’re the best shoes unless you get into a fight with a ninja and jokes about him thanking you for the spinning crescent kick as it felt so nice.

Jo is killing this, Ace Awards 2015 material!

 

Adam says thank god there is a ninja in the room, Adam says Jo Koy properly.

Adam realizes Jo has never played ‘Hobo Power’ and Gina informs BB she knows of it from being a fan of the show and the game.

Adam thinks he invented it on MTV Loveline but it was actually on Classic Loveline #708 TUESDAY, JUNE 16, 1998 – GUEST: BLINK-182 • HOST: ADAM, DR. DREW with the Blink boys and Drew chiming in as Adam created it, much like ‘Waffle Crapper’.

 

HOBO POWER

Adam explains the scale for measurement, Adam says that 100=Death and 30+ needs some vomit.

 

Adam is doing a Dollar Shave Club live read

1st Caller Brian, Adam tells everyone to write down their guesses, BB asks if Adam will be the final barometer for the scores and Adam gets him to move along.

Brian is describing the “sweet smell” of decompensation, he explains how they cook the bodies in crock pots, and he says the smell haunts him.

He jokes about the stench of shame if his son was to dye his hair blonde for the summer, Jo says hey, his son is doing that.

 

Brian is further informing them of this tough day that almost ruined his BBQ sandwich and Jo asks how you continue your workday after they show what you’re supposed to do, hilarious.

Gina has a killer ‘Winter’s Bone’ reference.

Jo goes with 80, BB and Gina with 45 and Adam says 18.

Adam is now defending his low score and explains the psychological element of this, Gina is telling them about watching an embalming and the horrible smell she was exposed to, oh fuck.

 

Brian is now back on the line and Adam is now defending his “not bad” designation and Joy is pissed at Adam for his “controlled environment” and explains some of the past calls to make Jo get the severity of some of these stories of stench.

 

2nd Caller Will is telling them about a woman he was with who had a giant lump in her back, Jo is joking about and Adam is now asking him what they did.

Will describes the whitehead that appeared on the half of a golf ball size lump, Jo wants to ask him how much time it took for it to empty.

Will is describing the full force pressure he was applying and how the contents were shooting into his chest hair and face, he says it was a daily routine for 10 days and she finally had to get it removed after that.

 

Will says he woke up out of a dead sleep laughing about the “Cat on a white hot hibachi” rule of thumb for the game, so its quote the coincidence to now be on this show.

 

Adam talks about how smells coming out of your own body can be the most alluring but out of another it’s disgusting.

Adam goes with 41, Jo is now objecting to this game and how Adam can’t be the deciding person as he’s never smelled a 50, Adam jokes about testing the cat and hibachi thing and passing out on his own vomit and references Gina’s trip to the Verizon store.

 

Adam is telling them about the carbuncle on his ass, Gina says like a fistula and Adam jokes about doing some of that (fisting) to make the carbuncle come along. Jo gives it 109, Adam says 100 is death and his brother would have to call in on his behalf and Jo lowers it to 49.

Gina is now reading what a carbuncle is, she feels sick and Jo is marveling at the story.

 

Jo has a story for them, Gina is literally feeling ill and has to leave, wow!

Jo is now describing his story and how he found a tonsil ball while waiting to pay for his food in line at Del Taco.

Jo describes how he vomited after squeezing the ball, Jo says he will even tweet it and now Gina is back on mic, Adam is setting up a Take a Knee clip to use as a palate cleanser for Gina.

 

They’re now playing the clip to give Gina a break.

 

Gina is bringing up Durian a Thai fruit that smells like hot cat piss, tar and onions but tastes ok, she shares a story from radio and Adam jokes about Darius Rucker.

Adam is saying there is nothing quite like toe based funk, the stuff that comes from the corner of the big toe.

 

3rd Caller Mike is in south Philly, Adam is giving a tip of the cap for Joy and explains how he felt bad for his dad while in Philadelphia with Mike August and he explains how the nice side of town was the Asian side.

Jo is now riffing in character as a local Philadelphia Asian citizen who sweeps his streets, Adam is riffing with him about oversimplifying big issues, Adam tells him to read Huffpo and is now ranting about the “money thing” people bring up regarding home and lawn care.

“And every car crashed into one another” – Adam giving his take on the Asian part of town

 

Adam says that Gina is going to blow but not in a good way, Mike is telling them about a concert experience and how he would always call the “period bluff” and Adam jokes about “pulling out to make some thousand island.”

BB says that the show and that he called her bluff, Gina is silent, and did she leave? Puke? Now Gina is laughing right? She’s ok?

Adam is joking about calling her bluff with a roofie, Mike is telling them about a T-Shirt he found with a big brown expanded tampon, Gina jokes about women being disgusting and Adam says he’s worried about Gina, she has to step out for a moment.

Adam declares Mike the winner, he gives Jo’s tonsil ball a 31.

 

Adam is now doing a live read for Squatty Potty

This will make Gina feel better – Adam

They’re now heading to break and saying goodbye to Joy.

 

Jay and Steve are returning to the podcast, Adam talks about the crowd sourcing campaign they’re doing for the movie and Adam says he’s tickled pink for them surpassing their goal so quickly.

Jay says that ultimately all of the people who saw the first person are now supporting this one, Adam says that Gina is in the bathroom and not well, Adam says she may have internalized the topics of the game.

Holy Shit.

 

Steve is telling them they have a 10 million dollar script and they can scale it back for less money but they would like to make the full thing, Adam jokes about them not considering themselves “name actors” and Gina is back joining them.

Adam says this must be based on their track record, if they were trying to open a restaurant they would have had to make a good meal in the past.

Jay says they’ve spent a lot of time getting hammered with their fans, he’s telling them about the various prizes for their campaign which contains many opportunities to hang with them and get drunk or smoke weed in the states where it’s legal.

 

Adam is telling them about calling a dude while driving home, a superfan who contributed to his fundraising campaign.

Adam says that didn’t feel like work to him, Steve says your problems in life could be worse than someone getting you drunk while praising you.

 

Adam is asking if he would have come to them with 1.5 before they launched the campaign if they would have taken that over the unknown of the outcome of this fundraising.

Adam explains “P&A” which is the prints and advertising for the film, Adam is asking them about the release and Jay tells them about how the original opened on 1800 screens.

Adam asks if there will be another fund raiser, Adam says they need to do something with the P now that digital has taken over, Adam says find something that starts with T.

 

Adam is doing a Legal Zoom live read

Adam tells Jay his comments about outsourcing are not a dig on his people, Jay tells him it’s now a dig.

 

Gina’s News – Dag Vomit Drop theme edition

Gina confirms she vomited, she fears she’s pregnant and Adam explains the nature of the game they were playing prior to the guys arriving.

Gina feels bad about her contributions to the show today.

 

1st Story is on Bill Maher’s comments about a kid from ‘One Direction’ and she sets up the clip where he compares him to the Boston marathon bomber.

Gina mocks the “yikes” comments and Adam wants to know when we all became such colossal pussies, BB says it’s false outrage and Jay has a funny question asking where that kid from ‘One Direction’ was when the bombing happened.

Steve backs him up, gold.

 

2nd Story is a breakdown on the ethnicities of ticket buyers for the latest ‘Fast and Furious’ movie and Adam is killing it, he’s now suggesting Asians don’t pursue fantasy they can’t beat off on/to.

Adam is trying to force his foot into the Asian man’s shoe.

Adam says whitey, Mexicany and Blacky.

 

Steve is now telling them some bizarre Japanese porn he’s witnessed, Steve says as a Hispanic he’s outraged that he’s not implying they like to ejaculate as often as the Asian people.

They keep calling back the “Hashtag” joke and Jay mentions how the people of Israel are Asian, Adam is now in favor of bringing back Oriental and Steve predicts a future backlash.

Adam is now telling Gary to figure out what Oriental would cover and BB shares his take, Steve has another hashtag.

 

Gina is reading a definition of the Orient.

Adam apologizes to Jay after learning he’s also an Asian.

 

3rd Story is on Floyd Mayweather’s custom mouth guards with wadded up hundred dollar bills and Steve makes an awful money/mouth joke while mocking the concept of one.

Adam says it works for Floyd but might not be the best message for the kids, Adam thinks the fighters who came before Floyd coached him up about saving money.

Adam talks about Floyd’s uncle who can’t put an ounce of weight on, saying that everyone should have a skinny old guy black uncle like that.

 

4th Story is on David Koechner joining the pilot of the new series based around the early years of Johnny Knoxville, Adam says this must be the table read he had to attend.

Adam asks Jay if he knows Johnny Knoxville and he explains his connection to him.

 

5th Story is on the latest accusations about DMX and his entourage robbing a man at a gas station, Gina asks why DMX would do this.

Adam says first of all this was at an Exxon station and he believes due to the similarities in name he is loyal to their brand, Adam is now doing an impression of DMX telling his guys he’s not stopping anywhere else, gold!

Adam asks who has 3500 in their pocket, Adam is now putting tow and tow together doing the math, and clearly this is a drug dealer being robbed.

 

BB says that DMX has a very funny moment in ‘Top Five’ and Adam brings up the rapper ‘Tyga’ who dates one of the Jenner gals.

Adam is now quizzing Gary about the guy’s level of success and Gina asks if he has a string of rape whistles, so fucking great!

Adam is now running with that like he keeps trophies from his victims, Adam is commenting on how chains come off women’s necks in movie vs. real life.

 

6th Story is on the pop up ‘Micro Pig Café’ and Adam asks how much emotional weight we need to put into creatures that only know of us as the things that feed it.

Jay is telling them about feeding George Clooney’s pigs as they know his assistant from early days of development of ‘Super Troopers’ and now Adam is asking if everyone just becomes middle aged ladies and now they’re riffing about a viral video of animal kicking.

Adam is now asking about the food manufactured to feed livestock and pets, he ask if there isn’t starving people somewhere else on earth.

 

Steve is telling them about getting stoned and giving his cats catnip to amuse him, he has an “if you can kiss it” rule for loving an animal.

Adam talks about his dog giving him the tail wagging acknowledgement but he doesn’t base his self-worth on that, Steve is sharing why he’s a cat person and secure enough to admit it.

Adam is telling Steve how right one he is for his reasoning, Adam jokes about people who complain about their cats not acknowledging them and showing love, how insanely needy and narcissistic they come off when describing why dogs are better.

 

Adam says a Dog is like a guy in your posse lying to you about your boots you shouldn’t be wearing and a cat is discerning writing buddy who tears apart your work.

Adam and Steve are further riffing cats vs. dogs and close it out with a deep series of references.

 

Adam is doing a True Car live read

Adam describes a bad dealership experience from a few months ago.

 

7th Story is on Leonardo DiCaprio’s new island getaway, Adam jokes about everything he does being cock centric and brings up his environmental angle.

Adam is worried about him putting on weight and his advancing age, he’s predicting Leo’s devolution into ‘Full Brando’ and how regardless of what he turns into women will still suck his dick.

Steve is riffing with Adam about it, Adam is joking about Leo’s penis taking a licking.

 

They’re all sharing their opinions of Leo and Gina tells them about “The Pussy Posse” wow!

 

8th Story is on the new ‘Twin Peaks’ series and David Lynch stepping away from the project over financial reasons, Adam is showing a picture of him wearing clothing proclaiming him an official member of the Tijuana pussy posse.

Steve is complimenting the pilot episode of the series.

Adam says he’s not up for weird for the sake of weird ala John Waters and Yoko Ono the “Oriental John Waters’ and BB praises David Lynch and his ability to make a straight movie if he wanted to.

 

Adam jokes about John Waters dressing like John Stockton and how he would then be considered a creative 0, Steve asks about John Stockton hypothetically listening to this.

BB references Steve Kerr.

Gina wraps the news with a new drop from Gary “Young Money, Cash Money”

 

Adam is doing a live read for Stamps.com

“Young Money, Cash Money” – Gary Edition

 

Adam is giving out the closing plugs and wrapping up the show.

One of the best episodes of the year, so great!