Giovanni’s Superfan Sidebar 02/02/2017 – The Try Guys

Giovanni’s Superfan Sidebar 02/02/2017 – The Try Guys

A real time blog where Superfan Giovanni does recap and commentary on the show as it happens and opines on all things ACS

Guest The Try Guys

Recorded 02-01-2017 – Release Date 02-02-2017

Production Number #2000

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Adam opens the show with a great “2000th show and 20th shower” intro, Gina says there is an electricity in the air and Adam says that’s why his hair is all a mess, BB has a celebratory #TopDrop and Adam gets heavy about gradual progression in life.

Adam is now talking about his morning dips and Philly Cheesesteak’s reactions to the insane cold water he’s walking into at 7am, Adam jokes about him trying to high five him or possibly check on him with the indirect/confused paw he extends that Adam is endlessly entertained by.

Adam is talking about things passing us by, humans can go from “you can’t stop TV, I’m not a warlock” to bitching about TiVo, Adam says he could have traded a 5-year-old DVR to Elvis for one of his homes and lady friends.

 

Adam shares the details of calling Matt, their fan who recently lost his sister and father in a plane crash, Adam thanks all of the fans and they move forward.

Adam now premiers a new song from Rich Banks and Mike Lynch, set to the tune of ‘We Didn’t Start the Fire’ with the new lyrics of ‘He’s Done 2000 Podcasts’ and it’s intensely comprehensive, mentioning just about every possible reference, guest and major event.

BB steps on a few of the insanely hilarious lines, as there are verses on top of verses, this is insanely great!

 

Rich Banks has outdone himself and Lynch as well, these lyrics and the production are very impressive, this is a good song and BB says it’s their opus and suggests they play it live on stage in Fresno.

 

Q and Ace

1st Caller Joey, he says he’s listened to all 2000 of the podcasts and he brings up an early riff about the united states tasking the space shuttle for a parade lap around Mexico to shame them.

Adam repeats the riff and they go to the next caller.

 

2nd Caller Brian Koppelman, he has some kind words and Adam has been throwing pens at the window trying to get the attention of Gary and Matt, so he can plug Brian’s podcast and TV show ‘Billions’ and they wrap up.

 

The ComedianAdam explains the plot and describes the parallels to ‘Road Hard’ Edition

 

3rd Caller Josh, he’s driving a bull dozer and Adam asks if he’s building a housing development of some kind, he is indeed. Josh has some fun facts about the movie ‘Cobra’ and Adam says it took him over 4hrs to get to the 86min running time.

Adam is talking about the security guard who gets plowed by a van, josh reveals his dad was the stuntman and Adam jokes about that making him think that his dad was an alcoholic and Josh kind of confirms it.

Adam thanks him and then tells him to thank him for being the only person on earth interested in that trivia, Gina now jumps in for an improv scene at a bar where Adam as Josh tries to get into her pants with the same trivia, hilarious twist!

 

BB asks about the lavalier mic being used in the insane scene where the cholo loses his shirt, Adam is telling BB about the lav mic and the boom mic used for filming.

Adam talks about the beleaguered boom guys who are in constant pain, Adam is talking about how the boom mic dips and how they have to stop it right at the edge of frame.

Adam says they used white tape and then takes it back to the boom mic, BB is asking if Adam thinks it was an abandoned plot point where the guy was a snitch, Adam is telling him why they mic’d/miked it that way and reiterating what he told him just a minute ago, on this episode, wow!

Adam says the internet is more trouble than it’s worth, just get the Blu-ray! C’mon guys!

 

Dawson is now explaining how Rode mics have improved their mic technology and now the lav mics are the preferred audio.

 

4th Caller Josh, he says the cruise way exceeded his expectations and he jokes about losing some money to BB’s crap playing.

Adam jokes about not knowing to bring a robe to the massage, he was in the lobby in his underpants and Josh thanks Adam for being his “Johnny Carson of Podcasting” and he wraps up the call as he can’t take the praise.

 

5th Caller Bill, he’s calling from Portland and says he has worked for every show in the city and heard every podcast.

Bill talks about how he got into the podcast the day he got his first smart phone, he mentions Loveline and he describes how hard it is to compliment Adam.

Bill compliments BB and his talent, he makes it clear he was always great and Bill further compliments Adam and his professionalism.

Bill is not the guy who was double booked for a live show, Gary gets on mic and Bill asks for more DAG, he says he a personal relationship with him and they both ride motorcycles.

 

Bill is trying to name some of his favorite bits from the show’s history.

 

Bet DSI – Adam doesn’t know for 100% certainty it’s not “BEST DSI” and BB plays the drop of Dana Gould saying “You Like Roller Coasters Motherfucker!” and they play some messages from people congratulating Adam on 2000 shows.

Bryan Cranston, James ‘Babydoll’ Dixon, Eric Stonestreet, Cousin Sal, Deaf Frat Guy, Dr. Drew, Penn Jillette, Jay Leno and Alec Baldwin all congratulate Adam on 2000 episodes.

They head to break.

 

They’re back from break with “The Try Guys” Ned Fulmer and Keith Habersberger both making their ACS Debuts.

Adam mixes up Keith’s last name and he asks the guy about their YouTube channel and Buzz feed.

Adam is talking about how Gary has gone to dinner at ‘The Pirate theater’ and he gets on mic to share what it was like to eat dinner there.

 

Adam jokes about not needing tournament with his blowjob, he needn’t get the tic-tac prior nor a pirate show with the best prime rib, he can enjoy those things separately.

 

Adam asks about Buzz feed and the trump dossier leak, they explain they are in Buzz feed films and that was the news sector of the company.

Adam asks if there was any update on that story or any repercussions for the company, the guys aren’t into talking about it and they move on.

 

Smart MouthSleeping off your mead and or grog edition

 

 

Gina’s News

1st Story is on the just released Budweiser advertisement, Adam jokes about the Clydesdales and the Pintos and riffs his own immigration themed commercial.

Gina has the commercial  and the statement from the company denying any political intent.

Gina brings up ‘Meet Cute(s)’ in romantic comedies and Adam asks what’s more unbelievable, Lois Lane not recognizing Superman under Clark Kent’s glasses or guys not recognizing hot chicks under their glasses a general trope in cinema.

BB brings up the movie ‘Not Another Teen Movie’ and how they addressed the trope.

 

2nd Story is on Beyoncé’s pregnancy announcement, Adam says he would be the worst husband for her and Kim Kardashian, he would just be discouraging them from leaving the house in their daisy dukes with their belly hanging out.

Gina asks if they think she is doing a social experiment on how much she can push the “norm core” and Adam jokes about the term, hilarious KROQ reference.

Adam jokes about bringing these things up at the meetings after he scolds BB for his racist remark, hilarious comedy judo, BB plays off it perfectly in reply as well.

 

3rd Story is on a new “Yes” phone scam, she says it’s happened to her and explains how the scam works.

Gina has the advice on how to avoid it and the statement from the better business bureau, Adam jokes about them still existing in 2017 and he tries to predict where they’re based out of.

Adam brings up Battle Creek Michigan and Pueblo Colorado, he asks Gary where it’s located out of his two options.

Gary has the answer and there is one located in Pueblo, Adam takes the win and he brings up the “question mark suit guy” Matthew Lesko and which BB knows right away, he then gets corrected for mixing up the suits.

The Riddler wears the question marks, Matthew had a dollar sign suit and Adam apologizes for mixing up his insane emaciated mad men in suits.

 

Adam jokes about Matthew’s younger Jewish brother with Nickels attaches to his suit.

 

4th Story is an update on the Anthony Michael Hall case, Gina has the details of the lawsuit and charges pressed against him.

Adam says he would have a simple question for the neighbor, which hand do you use.

Adam says if it was his jacking off hand he would award more damages, they all reply with one liners and BB jokes about this being why the show is #1.

 

5th Story is on the upcoming ‘Blondie’ tour and album, Gina has a clip from the record and Adam says it’s fine, he likes some ‘Blondie’ Songs and he mentions ‘Pretty Baby’ and Dawson brings up ‘Atomic’ and BB asks if it’s from the ‘Trainspotting’ soundtrack.

 

6th Story is on researchers who gave students too much caffeine at a university, Adam talks about caffeine and they find out what is based out of Pueblo Colorado, it was the head of the PSA department, they have a brochure for everyone but themselves in Pueblo, Gina says that’s so sad.

 

7th Story is on a new tackle football league that has emerged, 7 on 7 without equipment, Adam says this is basically what goes on in prison yards and he talks about they used to do this all the time.

Adam says you absolutely can’t do what you do when you’re padded up, BB agrees and Ned says it’s equal opportunity lingerie football.

Adam says if you put moose semen in 1 out of 10 airbags you would encourage far better driving from citizens, he would save lives with the moose jizz roulette.

Adam jokes about “pink eyes” and someone becoming part moose after a crash.

 

8th Story is on the new left lane law that’s up for vote in Virginia, she has the details and explains how it could be adopted by other states if it’s successfully voted into law.

Adam talks about the minor fender benders and the genuflecting people do, instead of steering it and clearing it off the road.

Adam talks about using the left lane and getting out of other people’s way, the guests bring up the mean glare/glance and the two ways that can go, it can either be a sad Grandma or a Tito Ortiz look-alike who now knows your license plate.

 

Gina says it’s often a young lady driving 53 in the left lane, unwilling to adjust their speed nor move out of the way. Adam says it can be people from all walks of life.

 

True CarStandard 20127 editions

 

9th Story is on Art Garfunkel and his upcoming solo tour, Gina shares his set list and BB mocks the notion of his “solo hits” and Adam is trying to think of the songs he covered.

Dawson is on mic and he’s trying to help Adam figure out what the songs might be, Gary has a list and they now have Gina read some of them.

Adam says BB will know ‘All I Know’ and Adam once again reaffirms they will both definitely know this song despite claiming they do not.

 

Adam is amazed that Dawson doesn’t know this song, Adam is telling them to turn it up and they are listening to the rest of the song and Dawson has a few more examples of his biggest hits.

Gina wraps the news.

 

GeicoBuy the Best of Simon and Garfunkel with the money you save edition

 

Adam gives out some plugs and has the guest share some news about their latest video with some Ru Paul’s Drag Race contestants which Gina asks about and BB uses the “You Guys have a brochure for everyplace but yourself” drop from Adam talking about Pueblo Colorado to close the show.