Adam opens the show talking with Bald Bryan about Bryan’s attorney call to determine what can go into his new memoir. Bald Bryan also debuts the cover of his book, and Adam tells a story from the set of his own book cover shoot. Adam then rants about the stupidity of our government and his new decaf coffee policy. Next up, Adam takes a call from Rob Riggle. The guys chat about Rob’s experience in the Marines, and his work with the Superstitious Survey brought to you by Bud Light. They also discuss how Rob got his pilot’s license, and imagine a hilarious scenario featuring Tom Cruise on a jet rampage.
Kelley James is in studio next, and Adam rants with him about his hatred of Dodger Dogs. Kelley then plays a new song live. Alison begins the news playing clips from Kanye West’s highly rated appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live. They also discuss Michelle Obama’s fitness stamps being destroyed, and Ariel Castro’s cause of death. As the show wraps up, Kelley improvises a rap song about autoerotic asphyxiation.