At the top of the show, Adam talks about the talent of sports players, and how we admire them because we could never do what they do. He then talks about an eventful afternoon at the Lakers game, including a hilarious prank to play, and a way to improve your life in 4-second increments. Adam also talks about an alarm getting tripped at his house, and a dinner he had with Dr. Drew. Later, Adam complains about his custom ear molds not being good enough for the lab.
Writer Peter Mehlman enters the studio next, and talks with Adam about girls who have tattoos and tongue studs. Adam then asks Peter about growing up in Queens, and what it was like writing episodes of Seinfeld. Bald Bryan debuts a new movie review segment, and Alison talks about an annoying car honk she’s been hearing lately. As the show wraps up, the guys react to news stories about the beginning of Daylights Savings Time, and who the next pope will be.