Alison opens the show with Penn Jillette and David Wild in studio, as Adam is running a few minutes late. Before Ace arrives, the guys talk with Penn about the dangers of performing the bullet catch trick, and why Penn is following in Adam’s footsteps. Adam then enters the studio and talks about Penn’s FundAnything campaign. The guys also recall their Celebrity Apprentice experiences, and Penn talks about having to speak on behalf of Siegfried and Roy after the vicious tiger attack. Later, the guys exchange stories about the horrific near-death experiences they witnessed.
Alison then starts out the news with a story about the police officer who casually pepper sprayed protestors during Occupy Wall Street. Adam also comments on daytime commercials that encourage you to sue people instead of getting off your ass and getting back to work. As the show wraps up, the guys discuss the retrial of Michael Skakel, and Adam jokes about the Kennedy family needing better lawyers.