Adam opens the show complaining about the way his kids’ tutor parked her car, and people who can’t follow your lead when you’re driving to an unfamiliar location. He also talks about a conversation he had with Carrie Fisher about her service dog. Adam then takes your calls for a round of Mr. Brightside, and tries to make listeners feel better about their terrible problems.
Michael Dubin of Dollar Shave Club is the next person in studio, and Adam jokes with him about needing a service coyote. They also talk about the origins of Dollar Shave Club, and why lasers cause more harm than good. Alison then starts up the news discussing the latest updates in the trials of psychos Adam Lanza and Jared Loughner. They then discuss the first female head of the secret service, and the sad story of a toddler killed in a dog attack. As the show wraps up, Alison lists the best Easter candy and the guys talk about Oscar Pistorious.