Adam opens the show with Jo Koy already in studio. They talk about the problems with backstage security, and just security levels in general. The guys then do a role play about needing an axe man, and then they talk about how terrible Adam is at gambling. Later, Adam rants about a ridiculous PSA, and he and Joy discuss Asian drivers, outrunning trains, and a bizarre anal bead experience.
Mark Steines is in studio next. Adam talks to him about appearing on Home and Family, and the importance of building the tactile skills that are gained from home improvement work. Mark also talks about his father passing away, and how he is teaching his kids to become closer to nature and use their hands more. Since Alison is out today, Bald Bryan steps in for the news. As the show wraps up, the guys discuss the Emmy results and Adam’s arguments for men being funnier than women.