Adam opens the show discussing the freeway signs that are finally telling people to pull their cars to the side of the road if they get into an accident. Adam also complains about horrible clinger farts, and a sports bar in Sacramento spinning Top 40 hits. Next up, Adam takes calls, and speaks to fans about life in Jerusalem, long distance relationships, and waiting to have babies. Before the break, Adam pitches a kid petting zoo.
Jay Mohr is in studio next, and Adam asks him to audition for The Floaters in the voices of the many of amazing impressions he can do. Alison then begins the news discussing Tila Tequila losing her mind, and the guys wonder if it’s just a publicity stunt. As the show wraps up, Alison reads a story about tricky tongue twisters, and the guys try their hands at saying it.