Adam opens the show talking with Frank Caliendo about dressing room pacing and late night TV woes. He then takes audience suggestions for What Can’t Adam Complain About, and hears what Morgan Freeman might think about what he’s complaining about.
Alison then starts out the news discussing most Americans wanting weed to be legalized. Adam rants about his mom’s hippy days, and Alison talks about a company that will send people to your funeral. Later they talk about a religious symbol found in a goldfish cracker, and how you can tell if your job is slowly killing you. As the show wraps up, the guys talk about a new welfare policy and Pope Francis’ lung.