Adam opens the show talking with Alison about people who don’t get social cues over the phone that you want to hang up on them. DAG then joins the stage, and chats with Adam about his sleep apnea. Adam rants about memory foam and the ‘Shoe Dini,’ as well as infomercials in general. DAG then breaks into his Teddy Pendegrass impression, and sings a couple of hilarious songs. Later, Adam talks about his bad luck with dogs when he was growing up.
Alison opens the news with an update on the Christopher Dorner showdown. Adam also talks about the death of Notorious BIG, and learns more about what really happened at Dorner’s cabin. The gang also talks about Valentine’s Day, and Adam complains about how many holidays we have in the US. As the show wraps up, Teddy Pendegrass drops in again, and Alison reads a news story about perfume for babies.