Adam opens the show complaining with Dave Attell about the horrible weather. The guys then discuss the proper way to become elderly, as well as the problems with wet-nap snap lids. The also talk about ‘Dave’s Old Porn’ and make fun of Honey Boo Boo’s need for subtitling. Later they discuss Adam’s swimming pool, pirating porn, and why everyone loves Greek Yogurt.
Next up, Adam takes your suggestions for What Can’t Adam Complain About. Alison then begins the news with a story about a website where you can rat out your friends for cheating on their vegan diet. As the show wraps up, the guys discuss the top baby names, and a judge who found himself in contempt of court.