Adam opens the show with Artie Lange in studio, and the guys chat about the last four years of Artie’s life. All of it is chronicled in his new book, Crash and Burn, and the guys discuss everything from his heroin addiction to his meltdown on Stern to his suicide attempt. They also talk about his issues with gambling, and paying $10,000 for a hooker. Adam then takes fan phone calls and talks about autism and the day he found out Christy Canyon did a porno.
Alison brings the news with updates on the elections in New York and New Jersey. They also talk about a mascot in trouble for injuring a spectator with a wrapped hot dog. As the show wraps up, Adam and the guys make fun of Katy Perry’s sexy dumb look, and everyone sees pictures of a bizarre Japanese burger wrapper that makes it look like your mouth is closed while you eat.