Adam opens the show talking with Dave Dameshek about the three rivers of Pittsburgh. Adam also complains about unprepared reporters and Dr. Bruce’s kids, who still have bizarre pizza preferences. Later, Dameshek talks about which NFL mascots would win in a fight, as well as the Lakers losing Dwight Howard. Before heading out, Shek delivers a ‘Get Out Of Jerk Free’ card and announces the Creep of the Week.
Anthony Jeselnik is in studio next, and Adam asks him about his time writing for Jimmy Fallon. They also talk about the success of ‘The Jeselnik Offensive’, and the guys discuss the comedy writing process. Today’s news then opens up with a video from a woman who got busted by an undercover cop while trying to hire an assassin to kill her husband. They also discuss murder on a soccer field in Brazil, and updates on the Asiana plane crash. As the show wraps up, the group talks about ‘Locked Up Abroad’.