Wayne White and Ray Oldhafer
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Show Summary
The show opens with Ray Oldhafer in studio, and the gang argues about the definition of the word idiosyncratic. Adam talks with Ray about the time he jumped naked off the roof of the Mulholland Club, and also recalls Sonny’s championship basketball season. Later the guys answer your home improvement questions, and talk to a caller who works at a ranchero music station.
Wayne White enters the studio next, and talks about his redneck past and how he wanted to become an artist. They talk about his early dirty puppet shows and how he ultimately became a part of Pee-wee’s Playhouse. Wayne also discusses being approached to be the subject of a documentary and explains the title and phrase, ‘Beauty is Embarrassing.’
Alison opens the news discussing the continuing damage of Hurricane Isaac along the gulf coast. The guys also talk about Tony Danza potentially running for Mayor of New York, which leads into a longer conversation about some of the guys’ favorite TV personalities from their youth. Later they chat about Seth MacFarlane hosting SNL, and the accidental release of the Apple employee handbook. As the show wraps up, Adam talks with Maxipada about a masturbation poll and the flexibility of the Dutch.
Links
The documentary ‘Beauty is Embarrassing’ will be in select theaters on September 7th. Visit http://WayneWhiteArt.com for more info, and follow Wayne on Twitter @SeeWayneWhite.
Also follow Ray on Twitter @RayOldhafer, and listen to Ace on the House every Saturday.
Videos
Jim Nabors Singing
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Show Credits
Producer: Mike Lynch
Producer: Mike Dawson
Audio/Voice Over/Post-Production: Mike Dawson
Newsgirl: Alison Rosen
Sound Effects: Bryan Bishop
Associate Producer: Gary Smith
Technical Director: Chris Laxamana
Show Summary: Matt Fondiler
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GET IT ON !
There is NO better phrase than “condescending yodel”
Had no idea Kaczynski was out on parole…
Goddamn it! Straight beat me to it! I rushed on here to post this.
And he’s a fucking CHAMPION at Ass Kiss Rodeo.
The Fondiler commode song is literally the best thing to come out of this podcast in ages.
It’s a stunning piece of creativity.
Every time they play it I sit here at work grinning like an idiot and then spend rest of the day humming it.
It really is the best. It’s been stuck in my head for days. Normally, that can get annoying, but, in this case, I have no problem with it.
Did everyone already get their NTBM bookplates? Haven’t received mine yet.
Mine just cam 2 days ago. I had forgotten/given up on it, but it’s coming.
He said yesterday he’s working on them
Got mine shortly after the book was released. “Send your emails to the porcelain punisher”
I got mine about 2 weeks ago.
<- book-plate was received.
Still havn’t received my NTBM bookplate.
Yes, I got mine over a month ago. They are probably sending them out in batches.
Nope…haven’t got mine yet
What will you all do with your signed book plate? Leave it to your children along with your frescos, what’s a fresco anyways?
I got mine…. delivered to Australia !
Get it On !
RAY!
Wayne is a great interesting guest.
Agreed. Great guest and one of the better podcasts in a long while. I’m glad alison asked about the title of the documentary and that Wayne was able to talk a bit about it. Also, a lot of new ideas and thoughts in this one as opposed to rehashed material.
Love “He’s In There Shitting” and Ray was funny too.
No shit. The Unabomber. Finally! Give Mike August a raise!
Although not as well known as his brother Walter, Wayne White has some very cool art (Google image search his name).
Your showering habits ARE idiosyncratic!
I wish i was Ray
I got my book plate and it looks great. Thanks Aceman!!!
Wayne White sounds like an angry, bitter mother fucker. He reminds me of myself.
Who are these street Gents.
Righty / Lefty
Wayne White is awesome! He hates everything!
Who the fuck tuned into Who’s the Boss for anything other than Alyssa Milano!
I was just starting to miss Isaac Hayes.
“Idiosyncratic” was spoken a total of 47 times in this podcast
How many 959s are in those pictures of Canepa’s garage? Holy sh!t
Nice to see Unabomber and Deranged Middle-aged Cherub have finally made up and came on the show together
Re: The discussion about right-or-left handed wanking.
Men who can use either hand may be said to be “ambidickstrous”. You’re welcome.
At first glance i thought it said “Wayne Knight”… I was hoping for some Newman from Seinfeld.
Awesome. Adam talks about 70′s tv hair again for 20 mins.
Righty, Righty? ….”thats right” “thats right.” Bald Bryan rocks! JUST A WASTE OF MY TIME!
BB needs a “Mr. Negativity” drop. How many times was the word “hate” uttered in this podcast? Adam started playing along. LOL!
Informal Survey: I’m right handed, use the left hand.
This is why, growing up with Penthouse et al, you used the right hand to turn pages.
Now with the internet, you use your right hand on the mouse.
Plus, someone told me a lot of soccer players kick with the non-dominant foot, to give you more control.
Hell yeah RAY!!!!!
Great guest.
good guest with an actual personality. More like this please.
I agree. It’s nice to hear someone talk and actually have some measure of thought preceeding it. He was 1 – 2 – 3 about anything. Love that. I’d love to hear him on more regular-like.
great guest
I’ve married a woman who had 1 boy and 2 girls from a previous marriage. None of them can remeber to turn the lights out. I tried to institute a small fine for the kids leaving their lights on. I figured that they would be more aware if they knew they would be punished. My wife wasn’t happy with that because she is the biggest offender. She said, “what are you going to do, fine me too?” I laughed at her and said, “I don’t have to. So Cal Edison does it every time you leave a light on whether I catch you or not. They catch you every time!”
Don’t boot Ray! They should have Ray on everyday.
Ummm…the Unibomber called. Right? That guy looks just like Ted Kaczynski!
I am pretty sure the car on the left in the picture of the turquoise maverick is actually a Chevy Nova.
Nope!
great show i had so much fun woop!
i want adam to like accordions more, i wish he stared hanging out with Dropkick Murphy’s
Great guest, Ace. Have this dude back.
They always fucking cut the Ace on the house theme before the porcelain punisher part and it drives me fucking CRAZY!
funny bit on the hair, it always bothered me also.
& that shithead bj ruined mash. he sucked.
Good to see Ray!!!!
Used to be exclusively righty/righty but via years of internet porn, I’ve become jerkbidexterous. Being able to turn southpaw so that the right is free to use the mouse is a LUXURY.
Wayne White, great guest and fellow Tennessean! Great Show!
Great episode. I really enjoyed Wayne.
Thank you cast and crew.
Righty / Lefty
I was delighted a few weeks back when Adam decreed “quarter round is for white trash, you hear me!” Funny, funny stuff. Well maybe only funny if you work with quarter round on a daily basis. But this listener thought it was hilarious. Imagine my pleasure when the quarter round versus base shoe debate resurfaced! I can vouch for Adam- quarter round is used solely by people who don’t value their home and contractors taking shortcuts or covering mistakes. The larger the mistake, the larger the quarter round. People who take pride in their work or home use base shoe.
The More you Know!
Ray’s on the off hand Jack because he’s German & Fucked up… Any Questions??
Great guest, please have him back.
Wayne White invented nerd rage.
Someone please inform Adam that the chode is the same thing as the taint; the space between your balls and your ass. It sounds like he’s under the impression that it’s another name for your dick.
I have more commonly heard it used to describe a girthy, but short, penis.
Man, I remember hearing Jim Nabors sing at some midwest state fair ( Illinois or Wisconsin) when I was a kid in the 70′s. He had a voice that would leave you awestruck. Gomer/ Goober gots some pipes alright. Hell, imagine if was on American Idol nowadays, You’d be laughing at his Intro, and jaws would drop when he’d start singing. “By GOLLLLLY!”
Right handed but use my left hand. The right hand is the mouse hand…
Putting :55 seconds on the microwave instead of 1:00 is one of Adam’s idiosyncrasies.
Anyone else notice that Ray looks like Danny O Day with glasses…
What in gods name does “A’s V” mean?
Alison’s Vagina
If you’re right-handed there’s a compelling practical reason to use your left: Interface. Using your left frees up your right to work the mouse. Not an issue if you’re a natural southpaw, (unless you have one of these weird lefty mice), but vital functionality for those of us with properly-wired brains. Frankly, I can’t even figure out what the hell the rest of you are doing.
Agreed, jw, Best episode in a while.
Lefty, Righty
Got foreskin never bothered with lube.
If you get caught in the shower just yell “It’s my soap I’ll wash as fast as I like!”
Kaczynski was a very engaging and entertaining guest and Alison was hilarious. May the lube be spread on thick tonight!
Wayne was a great guest and I love Ray. Great pod!
Righty/lefty here. Your right hand is for the mouse, I think I made the switch back in ’93 or so.
I didn’t know who the guest was. But when they mentioned TSP, the song Tonight Tonight, and the video, and he made it. It was really awesome, glad I listened today.
I don’t like Seth. He’s witty, but not insightful. He’s a bully. That’s why I think South Park is a better show. It’s more than the fact SP has a plot and a story. It has culture, not anti-culture.
The Happy Days pic reminded me an episode when Fonzie turned blind (temporarily — and there’s no such thing as blind “temporarily”).
You know, despite it’s goofiness, I’m still moved by that stupid episode. Everyone played their role.
Think about how you want things to run when you are dead.
Is that a stupid idea? How long will you live?
Basically, I want to build stuff, and people who don’t, I consider shit. Put that on my tombstone.
I found todays epp to be really good, caught myself laughin out loud a few times. Alison was great and so was BaldB. I want me some Shek soon, i hope he comes on with Warren Sapp.
Wayne White was a great guest. He kept up with the banter, and was a really interesting, funny guy. Have him on again soon! You could tell he has plenty of stories to tell about show business.
What happened to Andrew WK?
Jim Nabors looks like the ponce pontificating propaganda in that Julie Trainor film, Titus Adronicus.
A very disturbing film. You know, women have a monopoly on horror. They can measure disgusting, with a band.
If you’re a righty/righty, what’s it like working the mouse with your weak hand?
You pre-load the videos obviously.
I’m righty and go off-hand jack
The only time I’ve ever seen unanimous guest approval on this board (even for Ray–that guy has just enough tard in him to be super entertaining). And I’ll add to the love:
Saw the name/picture of the guest, hadn’t heard of him, and assumed it would be a snoozer pod. Never been so happy to be wrong.
Great to have a guest who has real and passionate opinions on a lot of the same inane subjects as Adam. It’s why we listen to the show.
And even more so, SO refreshing to hear someone talk freely about the people they’ve worked with, esp when the people were dickholes.
Please have him on again. And the more Ray, the better.
Righty Righty, Lube Free, voyeuer
Does anyone know if the song used for Ray’s home improvement segment is a parody of another?
Is it me or does Ray look like the 10 year younger version of the wizard on the wizard of oz?