Patrick Warburton
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Show Summary
Live from the Jon Lovitz Podcast Theater, Adam, Alison, and Mike Lynch (filling in for Bald Bryan) talk about Adam’s recent days going through various surgeries and dental exams. He also gives some updates on his dog Molly, and answers questions from the audience during a round of Q & Ace.
Patrick Warburton and Jim Shaughnessy join the stage next. They’re currently working together on a new Crackle web series. Adam talks to Jim about his rough history with Jay Leno, and Patrick discusses how he’s never been on the show. Adam also talks about working with Jimmy Kimmel and Bill Simmons during the Man Show days.
Moving into the news with Alison, the group discusses the continuing trial of Conrad Murray, and also how Amanda Knox is adapting to life outside of prison. They also discuss Hank Williams’ song being pulled from Monday Night Football because of his Obama-Hitler comments, and Alison reads an excerpt from a Rolling Stones article about ‘State of Shock.’ After a story about a site that provides you with a fake girlfriend, the show wraps up with a clip from Patrick and Jim’s new animated web series, and Alison reads an excerpt from her fake pregnancy memoir.
Links
Visit http://www.crackle.com/c/Effin_with_Tonight to see episodes of ‘Effin With Tonight.’
Show Credits
Executive Producer: Donny Misraje
Producer: Mike August
Producer/Sound Effects: Mike Lynch
Producer: Mike Dawson
Audio/Voice Over/Post-Production: Mike Dawson
Newsgirl: Alison Rosen
Technical Director: Chris Laxamana
Researcher: Gary Smith
Camera: Bryan Thompson
Show Summary: Matt Fondiler
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It’s time for a new show opening song.
Did Cheers ever change it’s opening song? Did All in the Family ever change it’s song? Did Monday Night Football ever change it’s…maybe you’re right.
Complains about teeth cleaning, that’s nothing.
I agree with Popcorn Tin. I love the Bosstones but a couple of years ago, I started skipping that song when I listened to the album. Now I’m skipping ahead 70 seconds+ every time I listen to the podcast.
Fake girlfriend? This is the most sad and pathetic thing i have ever heard of.
How many times does Alison say “Yeeees!”??
Not as many as Dr. Conrad Murry’s girlfriend.
Awkward
GET IT ON MUTHAFUCKAZ!
Patrick Warburton really,REALLY!, slows this show down.
“Yeah, that’s right.”
Just some ” gay” dude! Shut up! And get a job!
no wonder he got fired from the Tonight Show.
Adam talks to Jim about his rough history with Jay Leno, and Patrick discusses how he’s never been on the show. Adam also talks about working with Jimmy Kimmel and Bill Simmons during the Man Show days, and Patrick discusses how he’s never been on the show. Adam prattles on about swinging a hammer, making “The Hammer,” his many appearances on Real Time with Bill Maher, and Patrick discusses how he’s never been on the show.
Ha!Haaa!!!
Pissing like you hate porcelain is now in the Urban Dictionary, sweet!
right side of pic…one boot.
It’s like a Where’s Waldo game.
I hope Molly’s alright.
Wow. Patrick Warburton is as drunk as I’m gonna be tonight.
Before or after your gig in Cleveland?
Let’s say during.
Party On Garth…
was warburton drunk or is he that hilarious all the time?
ok seriously enough with state of shock. we know it sucks, but that’s no reason to get it stuck in my head
Michael Jackson and Randy Hansen wrote State of Shock. Jagger just sang on it.
Possibly worst guests ever. The cripple dude was boring as shit – no surprise he got fired – and Warburton was a quiet brooding drunk it the corner.
Loser! Is leno’s show funnier! Puke!
Wow, that guy being bitter about being fired was totally in his right to feel that way but very uncomfortable and not funny to hear.
I’m so psyched that Warburton is doign an arc on Celebrity Rehab! Spoiler alert- At step 9 of 12 he apologizes to everyone who watched The Tick.
I thought Patrick was acting when he was The Tick, but after hearing him today I think he was being himself.
60 degrees in Tempe, AZ BBBRRRRRR!
81 today in Chicago. Love that global warming.
I usually enjoy the live shows, but this blew. Horrible guests and Allison unfunny (par for the course).
Audio is horrible. Dawson went to school to learn how to clip audio and mix poorly? Not a good endorsement for Pinnacle College.
Sagging viewership, low in seniority, never saw it coming…
Thanks Ace!
I admire Jerry, he’s a a great talent. Just don’t like him making a billion dollars for charity being funny.
What a wonderfully awkward show…
I think Warburton was shit-canned during this show!! I thought it was kind of funny!
I am so sick of hearing that stupid State of Shock rant!! God I hate that song!! I don’t want to hear it anymore!!
Is shit canned really a term for being drunk?
Here in fly over land it’s:
Shit canned-fired
Shit faced-drunk
Allison please. You are destroying the podcast. Less is more
Patrick Warburton is the finest drunk since Foster Brooks. I demand a live show with Warburton, Frank Stallone, and free booze. Get Ira Glass up there and you got yourself a show.
Tell Ira you’ll throw in a free fake girlfriend.
Adam at his worst is still funnier than anything else out there. Plus, why would you bitch about a free podcast? You can turn it off if you don’t like it…. Bad audio!? It’s a spoken word podcast not the Boston symphony. People bitching about nothing is one of Adam’s pet rants. Take a lesson from the ace man’s wisdom.
Apparently is was “gay night” cuz that statement sounded so gay.
NO MORE STATE OF SHOCK.
You got me on my knees. Please, Adam, Please.
Wow. Warburton was trashed. Hope he didn’t drive home that night.
Pppppppppppppppphhooooooooomph!
dear god! Honestly, Alison is not funny! When her voice deepens and becomes louder for her punch lines is excruciating and painful to endure.
But then again I don’t really know funny. I spend most of the time wanking of to old issues of Boys Life magazine.
Now that Alison was upset on air about negative comments, I see every anti-Alison comment as just a poor attempt to get her to talk about it so whoever says it can get a minute amount of attention on the show on the off chance it upsets her enough to talk about. Genius on her part
Love Alison and Ace!
Me personally, I just think Alison is chubby and easy.
I notice there haven’t been any pictures of her on the website from the neck down sing 09/28. She must really be packing it on.
Not an Alison fan. I wish she would support Adam and keep her comments to a minimum. Enjoy Bryan as always but it is getting tougher and tougher to listen through the news and really hate her sign off.
What would it take to get the Daves back? Would additional sponsors do it? Why the hell did they leave? Why has Adam never spoke of this?
Alison does what AC pays her to do, including using the sign off he gave her. Sorry you don’t get to produce the show. The D’s left because they didn’t want to do the show (as evident by the multiple week gaps between shows). Keep paying attention.
Patrick is not funny at all. Not even interesting.
Love Patrick ! Let me guess Jessica, you like the jersey shore! Just saying
Mike Lynch is waaaaaay better at Brian’s job than Brian.
It was so nice not to hear brian laughing his ass off at his own horrible jokes.
Uh, yeah, he’s great at playing absolutely no drops.
I know but I just like to complain about things I can’t control. Or drink my own pee. I like that too.
If Alison still reads these boards–just wanted to say you’re doing a great job and add to the show.
Spaghetti tastes really good.
that is all.
Aceman quoted on… nationalreivew.com of all places. A conservative print and on-line magazine.
http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/279476/did-ken-burns-watch-his-own-documentary-christian-schneider
They referenced Adam’s interview with Ken Burns.
I would have felt much worse for Jim Shaughnessy getting fired from the Leno gig if a) he had said one funny thing this entire show, and b) he wasn’t still bitching about it two years later. Was he the biggest bummer to ever do this podcast?
Seriously! You thought that the MD guy was the bad part of the show?? Let me guess, you’re the loser who watches Leno now. Team Coco baby!
forcing out a weird fake laugh & shouting yes is a great contribution to the show, thank you alison
she’s been conditioned to respond “yes” or “yes and” by her boss. she’s finally caught on. BB, on the other hand, is holding strong and disagreeing whenever possible.
But I am still going to complain. Complaining about people that are more talented than me makes me feel better about my own sad existence.
The thing I love about the aceman is He fucks his friends more then his enemies nobody escapes this guy the MS guy Leno fired and been in everything actor whos never been on the Tonight show hilarious.Whens the next tour in Lenos garage
Patty “the tick” Warburton gets my vote for Drunkiest guest this year! ( Are we still going to get the ace awards for the podcadt this year?)
He was high, not drunk. Totally different dimension.
Don’t know why Leno fired this guy. He’s as funny as being rolled under a semi. Oh wait…That’s probably why Leno canned him. Don’t like Leno but Jerry Lewis is funny except to those that think it’s REALLY cool to knock the old guys as hacks, meantime they are usually the hacks.
Let me guess! You think the tonight show is funnier now! He us a writer!! That’s what I heard anyway. Maybe you were drunk when you heard it. I don’t recall him saying he was a performer. Jerk!
Hank Williams Jr. come on down ur an out of work reecist!
Hermain Cain: Blame everyone except Wall Street
It ain’t no pee-party here
NO koch funded organization here
All low income people will be registered to vote and U will have to DEAL with the 99% .
1% owns 20% of the wealth fight in 0% of wars because ur r kitties p ussies
Really great podcast! Patrick Warburton was hilarious and of course Carolla funny as usual. Going to check out this new web series! Funny clip!
John Hyatt sucks
Seriously, he REALLY sucks! It’s music for people who don’t really listen to music but need somthing humming in the backround.
Well, that was a total train wreck.
And for the love of god stop playing that Jackson/Jagger song! It always gets stuck in my head. Make it stop!
the cripple MD guy was the WORST guest ever. the biggest downer ever. that guy should turn the car on in the garage and take a nap. maybe then he’ll STFU about getting S-canned from Leno. At least Leno did something right putting him out curbside……
Wow! Alison ! You forgot your Prozac again ! You must be such a nice person! Really?? So, the tonight show is doing so much better now! Not!!! Leno needs to retire! And you should take your meds!
Best episode ever
Love you John! A man of taste finally! Adam, finally you have a great fan! The rest are retards!
just kidding, it sucked
Ok! One of the retards!
MJ did a duet with Paul McCartney in the 80′s that was even worse than that song. It’s called “The Girl is Mine” and it’s the cheesiest crap you’ll ever hear.
“Ebony an Irony”
They did another one called “Say Say Say” that was also horrible.
When can we can Dameshek to check in?!?!
If JFK was such a liberal, how come no black people on the moon?
Not the “Right Stuff” I imagine.
Freddy Fresneck here….hey, is it just me or is
this show rapidly going down the drain? The Aceman
is becoming the Spaceman.
NOT THE FRESHEST CUP OF JOE AROUND.
Same tired rants. Not your Louie C.K.
Brags about not reading, yet knows everything about all political events throughout his uninformed world. Complains about being a millionaire WHINER. Gets old quick. Board filled FLUFFERS that love to FLUFF for FREE!
What’s a fluffer?
If I donated a camera with more than 2 megapixel capability, would someone use it to take the main photo for each podcast? I’ve seen 60s bigfoot photos that are way more clear than these.
Who the fuck is Jim and why is he one the podcast. He contributed nothing to the show except to bitch and complain about Leno. More Patrick Warburton please!! He’s actually funny and has an awesome voice. You wasted time with the guy.
Loser! Another Leno employee! He created “Effin with tonight” that’s why he was on. I was there and I heard a lot of people laugh even at some of Jim’s jokes. But it’s so crazy to see these comments.
I’m ok with Allison on the show even though she’s not funny but for the love of god, please stop with the pregnancy bit. Excruciating and makes my ears bleed.
is that a stage or a fucking rape room? Seriously those walls look fucking creepy. It almost looks like some crazed fan with a machine gun kidnapped Patrick and Adam and that crippled douche bag, and made them talk with microphones in a creepy white room at gun point. Then after he finishes jerking off to Adam’s ranting about how much he hates state of shock, he blows his fucking brains out. Now that would be a fucking live show!!!!!
Jim in that picture looks like hes either thrusting on a vibrating butt plug or trying to not shit himself on stage. I still don’t get why he was on the show, you can tell after a few minutes of talking to him Adam really didn’t know either.
Jim created the show Patrick is starring in. And if you watch it on crackle, it’s very funny. But, you are suchca dumb loser and probably drank to much to get it! Adam was very aware of why but didn’t know Jim and wanted to know more about him.
Jion the movement
Occupy Wallstreet
Unless you are the 12% that believes in the Congre$$!
Not corporate funded
No koch bros
No dick morris
Or, better yet, learn to spell, get a job, and stop waiting around for a handout like a useless lazy bum.
Pat was so drunk but he still managed to mumble out some funny quips.
When I heard the John Hyatt “Pirate” song this week, I thought I was listening to Jimmy Buffet. I could see Hyatt’s music being a guilty pleasure for someone, but I cannot comprehend Adam’s infatuation with it. When I listen to the podcast and Adam is ripping on the Eagles I yell, “Yes! So True!” and when extols the virtues of bands like “X”, I am all ears, but this Hyatt thing I will never understand. Poor Sonny, someone call CPS!
Bitter man in a wheelchair and a loud drunk. Is it Thanksgiving?
as a matter of fact, today is Canadian Thanksgiving.
Just an idea for the next eBay thing: Auction phone calls from Alison and Bryan. Since most people who listen are (i guess) from outside the LA area. You can record the conversation for podcast comedy (or not). I’d bid on that for sure!
Adam’s shoulder out-of-socket story cracked me up.
I missed a BMX high ramp landing when I was 16 and landed shoulder first. This was the day before my junior year began. Even though I could not move my arm I didn’t go to the hospital/doctor because I was too scared to tell my parents.
Anyway, I think I can equal Adam’s “record” of a four day dislocated shoulder except, in my case, I didn’t go to specialists a few times to reset it as he did. I just went around school for days with a sore dangling arm until the swelling went down and the joint moved back into place.
Oh well. None of you care but I thought I would challenge the record. Thanks.
‘State of Shock’ was originally performed with Michael Jackson and Freddie Mercury. Freddie was doing some…er…booger sugar and MJ didn’t dig that. You can find the original version on Youtube.
Wow these live shows are awful.
I would rather listen to Alison plugging her boyfriend’s toilet than these two fucks again. Warburton was completely wasted, for a minute I thought they were replaying Jacko with Dr. Murray. And the other “joke writer” is exactly the type of guy Ace complains about, a no-talent douchebag hack. Said nothing funny the entire show. It was like Leno was his ex-husband and all he could do is bitch about getting fired. Fuck that guy.
I wish Alison would zip it a little. Now that she’s comfortable on the show she is making too much noise. Carolla is a seasoned entertainer, he does fine on his own without a newsgirl chiming in with “Yeah!” or “I know!” to his every other thought.
That Jim guy was a total waste. He only bitched about being fire from Leno…TWO YEARS AGO. Not funny at all. Probably why he was fired. And I love Warburton as an actor/voice guy, but for the the second time on the podcast the guy contributed jack shit…
I think we all need to show some support for Allison so she lands a real gig somewhere. This way she’s no longer stepping on jokes and she’s working on a career where we don’t have to hear her punchy jokes. That’s how the real world works folks. You are stuck with people until they’re promoted or find a more lucrative position elsewhere.
This episode was uncomfortable to listen to. Jim is a curmudgeon. Listen to the DAG episode two times instead. DAG is the funniest guest ever.
I agree, this live show sucked. I don’t like the live shows as much as the other shows but this one really sucked. I also don’t really care for Alison. She is never funny!!! I hope she finds a real job.
disappointing. pat was an anoying retard this time
Paddywarbucks didn’t want to be there. He shat on many Carolla rants.
The MD guy was an asshole, Warburton is a surly drunk
Amanda Knox is now a hostess at a local Olive Garden.