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Jim Norton is in studio from the top of the show, and talks with Adam about his gig on ‘Opie and Anthony’. Adam refers to a clip of their radio show where one of the hosts calls Adam a liar and an asshole. Dr. Drew calls in to help offer a different perspective about their meeting.

While Drew is on the line, Jim asks him about a particular sexual fetish. Adam recalls some of his conversations with Jim and wants to know more about where some of his more bizarre sexual addictions come from. Alison asks him about his earliest pervy moments, and Jim stands up for Craig’s List’s former glory.

In the news, Alison lends more details to the Pinkberry founder’s attack on a homeless man. Adam rants about homeless guys with tattoos and piercings, and talks about guys who bring delicious outside food onto airplanes. Later the group discusses the word ‘cunt,’ bizarre fast food mascots, and the woman who offered sexual favors in exchange for McNuggets. The show wraps up with the guys commenting on which occupations Americans trust most.


Show Credits

Producer: Mike Lynch
Producer: Mike Dawson
Audio/Voice Over/Post-Production: Mike Dawson
Newsgirl: Alison Rosen
Sound Effects: Bryan Bishop
Associate Producer: Gary Smith
Technical Director: Chris Laxamana
Show Summary: Matt Fondiler


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  1. The Offender
    The Offender01-20-2012

    Jim Norton. This show is going to get creepy isn’t it? At least it will be a funny creepy.

  2. David
    David01-20-2012

    Absolutely fantastic episode.

    Jim’s candor was great.

    Please invite him back.

    Thanks for making my mornings so enjoyable with the podcast!

  3. Andy09
    Andy0901-20-2012

    Get it on!

  4. Joe Mamma
    Joe Mamma01-20-2012

    Ewwwwwww – Adam is wearing his favorite Prius driving hipster cap!!!

  5. Poochie's Uncle
    Poochie's Uncle01-20-2012

    Frrrrrrunkis!

  6. ac
    ac01-20-2012

    Carolla treated Opie and Anthony like 40 year old women treat him. I never heard the show but Jimmy loves it.

  7. May Kadoodee
    May Kadoodee01-20-2012

    O&A Blow! Adam and Howard rule!

    • May Kadoodee
      May Kadoodee01-20-2012

      More Dr Drew! More Dr Drew! More Dr Drew! More Dr Drew! More Dr Drew! More Dr Drew! More Dr Drew! More Dr Drew!

  8. JessMan
    JessMan01-20-2012

    i would not touch that man

    • Poochie's Uncle
      Poochie's Uncle01-20-2012

      Maybe you could you just rub his nipples.

      • JessMan
        JessMan01-23-2012

        holy crap i checked out that cliti site….awesome!!!

  9. Heather
    Heather01-20-2012

    Does anyone else hear “dont worry- be happy” playing while Jim talks about his numerous turn-ons? Adam and Jim seem to stop talking for a split-second, sound distracted. I’m distracted! Who is playing that music! haha

  10. Vince
    Vince01-20-2012

    We need a video of Alison dancing to her “news” song…that would be awesome…

  11. mitch
    mitch01-20-2012

    These two guys are looking weirder and weirder with age.

  12. rzog
    rzog01-20-2012

    This guy is a total creep! I was praying for the news to get going with my girl Allisyn. Boom Roasted!

    • Poochie's Uncle
      Poochie's Uncle01-20-2012

      Vote Jimmy Tide, 2012.

  13. Tuvan Throat Singer
    Tuvan Throat Singer01-20-2012

    I feel like Alison and Jim Norton are kindred spirits. Under the right circumstances Jim could turn her towards his dark side.

  14. Rob
    Rob01-20-2012

    Opie and who? sound like a couple fruit cakes. no one knows who those fags are. Adam should knuckle that pussy up for talking shit. I dont know who i hate worse them or the guest for taking up for them, hes a weirdo and a little too honest. Go smell opie and anthonys piss and never come back.

  15. Freedom Williams
    Freedom Williams01-20-2012

    Danny Bonaduce’s back on the show?

  16. JessMan
    JessMan01-20-2012

    jim norton & the news: jimmy kimmel’s 2nd favorite band

  17. McNutsack
    McNutsack01-20-2012

    Norton’s got issues…

    …Also, architects are douches. They can’t build a house and hope they get mistaken for being an engineer.

    • May Kadoodee
      May Kadoodee01-20-2012

      Commercial Architects are also bad. They may have the “vision” but us poor schlubs in the construction industry have to make their “vision” work in the real world, good times. Time to drink some beers and rape an Architect! yeah I will, SNORT!

    • Danger Hole
      Danger Hole01-25-2012

      American Family Life Assurance Company

  18. Lorelei
    Lorelei01-20-2012

    This guy is weird….. I can’t stand guys like this; everything turns into a sex talk and what he’s ‘done’. Just record your voice and listen to it. Dont come on here and do it. Gross.

    • Poochie's Uncle
      Poochie's Uncle01-20-2012

      Lighten up “bad Styx song name”, it sounds like you are in need of a big black Mandinka to loosen you up a bit.

    • Cyrus
      Cyrus01-21-2012

      Get your fucking ears cleaned. Did you not hear Ace ASKING HIM the fucking questions about it? Wow you are stupid.

  19. Ras
    Ras01-20-2012

    Holy shit I love Jim Norton – but the photo of him looks like a younger Don Rickles.

  20. mnoswad1
    mnoswad101-20-2012

    Nobody wants to hear about (or picture) this visually disgusting goblin’s turn ons……..his “Leno” stand up is about as much as I can stand.

    Fast forwarded past most of his nonsense and therefore I’m sure I missed the good stuff from Adam and Alison in doing so, but I cant stand Norton’s aurally offensive new york vocal inflections.

    If you promise never have him back, I’ll promise to buy something from Auto Shepherd.

    • Poochie's Uncle
      Poochie's Uncle01-20-2012

      I hope Adam has him on every day just so you will stop listening, you whiny douche-nozzle.

  21. Samara
    Samara01-20-2012

    I feel special – I met Adam at a film festival a couple of years ago and he shook my hand, looked me in the eye, and was genuinely very kind. Sorry, I can’t back this asshole rep you apparently have.

  22. ChicagoJeff
    ChicagoJeff01-20-2012

    Best episode in a long time. Great work. Jim, O&A and Adam are the greatest audio entertainers on Earth!

    • Poochie's Uncle
      Poochie's Uncle01-20-2012

      Agreed.

    • May Kadoodee
      May Kadoodee01-20-2012

      Wrong! Adam and Howard! Great Pod all week from Ace, A and B who do an extra show during the week so that we get something on Friday. Then, how about an exclusive interview with Roger Waters of pink Floyd, who never does interviews; on Howard. Sorry, you and the O&A Army Blow Ass!

      • Poochie's Uncle
        Poochie's Uncle01-23-2012

        Howard is still the best out there, he has been doing great radio/satellite for 35 years. But you can’t deny Opie and Anthony are very funny and Jimmy Norton is f’ing hilarious on the show.
        Howard and O&A are like the Yankees and Mets. We each have a team we follow but there is no reason you can’t root for both teams.

  23. Adam
    Adam01-20-2012

    Solid pod. Get a sports guy, maybe Dave or Rich once a week. Or even sports guys from other pods, like if there is a UFC coming up, get a MMA podcaster to come on. Kinda like when Atchity from RT comes on and talks movies.

  24. @©€ ?®ê????
    @©€ ?®ê????01-20-2012

    Shame Adam and O&A have some beef… the only two radio/podcasts I listen to and enjoy. Would be phenomenal to have them as guests on ACS or to hear him on the Virus on the XM portion of the show.

  25. Mark
    Mark01-20-2012

    Jim Norton’s on, you’re thinking this is going to be cool. He starts talking weird sex shit, and you’re thinking it’s going to be interesting. Then he says “I liked the smell of piss as a kid” and things get too real too fast.

  26. Tyrone Washington
    Tyrone Washington01-20-2012

    It must be a West Coast vs. East Coast thing, but, listening to Jim Norton and his disgusting sexual interests and the gravelly voiced Opie getting all bent out of shape because Adam didn’t pay him the respect he thinks he deserves is tedious beyond description. “Lovelines”? What an idiot. I’ve never heard the Opie & Anthony program, and I’m sure I’m not missing anything. That New York/East Coast accent is grating and the “tough guy” act is pretty tiresome. I’m confident, if Adam cared, which he doesn’t, both Opie and Anthony would be turned to dust in both a physical confrontation and a verbal one. Also, Jim Norton is gross.

  27. GuyDudeBro
    GuyDudeBro01-20-2012

    finally something worth listening to. @May Kadoodee you are a fucking turncoat, don’t let me catch you posting here again or I’m gonna let the internet crows loose on you, get lost birch!

    • Hugh Gashol
      Hugh Gashol01-22-2012

      May knows that Adam and Howard are the best on the mic in any form and that makes her a turncoat, you deserve a blast from Ray’s pool water engorged ass.

  28. DES
    DES01-20-2012

    Norton is a tad creepy.. kind of funny but I dont want this guy as a neighbor.

    good show

  29. a
    a01-20-2012

    Wow, you can really tell when they tape two podcasts in a row. All the energy was gone.

  30. donewithidiots
    donewithidiots01-20-2012

    Good stuff. Norton is a good guest, VERY open.lol Dr. Drew will be a great asset to the show. At least it will give Allyson less time to bash our military.

  31. volkan
    volkan01-20-2012

    cool.. that was me who tweeted that youtube clip to adam.. ahh my life is sad but that was cool

  32. Bubba
    Bubba01-20-2012

    What’s the name of the porn site Jim mentioned on the show?

    • Poochie's Uncle
      Poochie's Uncle01-23-2012

      cliti

  33. Katie
    Katie01-20-2012

    Yikes. Jim Norton is proof that some people are just born perverted. And yessss more Dr. Drew!!! More Dr. Drew!!!!

    • Sig
      Sig01-20-2012

      ‘born perverted’? I’m sure he’s leaving out all the child abuse.

      • Joe
        Joe01-23-2012

        You beat me to it. This guy is damaged in a not so natural way.

  34. dickda1
    dickda101-20-2012

    This was a good show (not as great as DAG of course).

    It would have been much better with a video feed – hint, hint. Bring back the full show videos!!!!!

  35. Ellis In Culver
    Ellis In Culver01-20-2012

    Norton wears you down a bit. It is good to know retail for Adult services.

  36. Joker
    Joker01-20-2012

    Not enough time spent on the sleezyness of salespeople. Please pick up this topic in future podcasts.

  37. Sig
    Sig01-21-2012

    At least the next time Drew comes on the show, it won’t include Adam yelling at Donny for 30 mins. Adam and Drew Time is sacred.

  38. Mr. Honkington
    Mr. Honkington01-21-2012

    NOt a good show. Perversion is not funny or entertaining. Jim Norton is not talented. Too much of a Howard stern vibe from the show. Ace is better than that. Over all the show is still batting .950 though.

  39. ScottBaio
    ScottBaio01-21-2012

    Jim Norton: Creepy and NOT entertaining. Not sure who scores lower on IQ tests, Norton or a Kardashian???

  40. donuts
    donuts01-21-2012

    Adam comes off as a coward arguing for like 10 minutes with Norton over an issue which was really between him and O&A. Jeez, it started to get awkward and I could tell Norton wanted him to move on already to a new topic since Norton wasn’t there at the time of the incident to really add another perspective.

    If adam is really so worked up over the incident then he should go on O&A and resolve it directly, instead of putting Norton in an awkward position where he has to defend both point of views

  41. TheMidsizeLebowski
    TheMidsizeLebowski01-21-2012

    Great episode, Jim Norton’s the man. Please book this man whenever he makes his way to the west coast.

  42. El Gordo Loco
    El Gordo Loco01-21-2012

    Whenever Guitar Center salesmen wont get off my back I have them run my credit. It gets rid of them for about 10 minutes and after they see my credit score I never hear from them the rest of the visit.

  43. Jim Norton's Penis
    Jim Norton's Penis01-21-2012

    What was that website Norton mentioned?

  44. Cyrus
    Cyrus01-21-2012

    Nice to hear Drew wants to do some podcasts.

  45. DUKELACROSSE
    DUKELACROSSE01-21-2012

    Adam Carolla is the only person worth listening to. Howards smart, not funny…….. or entertaining. “O&A” are obscure at best. Jim Nortans great, I love him on CK’s shows. I listen to Adam all day at work. thats about 8 or 9 hrs of “Lovelines” and either the days podcast or an ep. from 08 TACS. my favorite year of Ace is 08. Im also a fan of Giovani. If your out there buddy, lets do an ace trivia. On the show or just for fun. either way contact me.

  46. donewithidiots
    donewithidiots01-21-2012

    I won’t go to guitar center anymore. They made me wait forever to make my purchase because the management trains them to wait on 3-4 people at the same time. Not a big fan of salesmen anyway. Now I go to a local small shop for better service, and used guitars/supplies.

  47. Hyperbole Asshole
    Hyperbole Asshole01-22-2012

    that all seems like an act. Its the Stern thing of when you arent funny and arent creative just keep talking about sex. It shows who is a truely mediocre comic and not that talented. I doubt George Carlin would talk about that shit for an hour and a half. I expect more out the Aceman than bottom feeding with this hack. Alison is sexy, smart and I just want to watch a nice sunset with a bottle of wine, snuggle and maybe have her put her thumb in my anus…….no biggie

  48. Juiceman3013
    Juiceman301301-22-2012

    Beams were crossed for me on this freaky Friday. My ACE podcast featured disturbing puerile jizz comedy that left me feeling grossed-out and kinda sickened. Then, in some upside-down way, O&A w/Ron Bennington was pure solid high-quality interviews and laughs. (Okay, Opie did try to get a teen jizz-comedy bit going, briefly). Anyways, everything was backwards and it made me sad!
    *BTW: I’m sure there is no actual problem with Opie and Ace but a classic case of really bad-timing, confusion, taking a tone of voice wrong etc, unintended slights etc.

  49. Scott
    Scott01-22-2012

    Yea, I get it. Everybody is stupid, everything sucks. Great stuff.

  50. Gina
    Gina01-23-2012

    I’ll skip next time this guy’s on. I felt like the guest had nothing more to talk about than sex, which in people older than teenagers is kind of sad.

  51. Marshall Artz
    Marshall Artz01-23-2012

    Wonderful improvisation about marketing strategies like Geico/Gecko and Lil’ Jimmy and his cuckolding fetish. Adam is a supreme conversationalist in the league with Dick Cavett.

  52. Chief Bullshagger
    Chief Bullshagger01-23-2012

    You’re a dirty little bald-headed filthy fucking bastard, Norton, you disgusting horrible fucker. Great stuff. Love it.

  53. Yakov
    Yakov01-23-2012

    Glad to know that Don Rickles loves the smell of piss. What a fucking creep this dude is. Not in a funny way as many have noted.

  54. beelzebub
    beelzebub01-24-2012

    What a piece of shit episode, with a fittingly piece of shit guest.

  55. Danger Hole
    Danger Hole01-25-2012

    Please bring Jim Norton back as often as possible! He is the only redeeming quality of Opie’s and Anthony’s show. Seriously, their show sucks out loud.

  56. Mike
    Mike01-27-2012

    Yikes, more Jim Norton that I needed to know.

  57. racingracist
    racingracist01-28-2012

    Lil Yimmy!

  58. CHIP
    CHIP02-05-2012

    I sensed the sexual tension between Alison and Jim Norton.

  59. Joe
    Joe02-16-2012

    I love reading these comments. Half of the people hate Jimmy, the other half love him.

    Also, the O & A clip is like 4 years old, they never talked about Adam before or after so it was never a fight or feud, Opie is just a bitch sometimes and back then he was fucking non stop yelling about something. Anyway, Howard Stern sucks.

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