Giovanni’s Superfan Sidebar 12/11/2012 – Eddie Pepitone Live from the Irvine Improv

A real time blog where Superfan Giovanni does recap and commentary on the show as it happens and opines on all things ACS

Recorded 12-10-2012 – Release Date 12-11-2012


Adam is opening the show with Eddie on stage; Bald Bryan has a nice Dag drop. Adam is sharing an anecdote from yesterday.

Adam had a long day that only gets longer once he gets home and has to take Natalia for a late night pee; Adam describing his efforts to find new clean clothes in his kid’s room in the middle of the night is hilarious.

Adam and Eddie are riffing about home intruders, Adam is describing the only reason he wears underwear to bed and Eddie has some hilarious one liners.

Alison wants to know if any guys aren’t wearing underwear and is explaining many guys she knows claim to simply not wear it, Adam reveals he’s not wearing any and has some funny observations why.

Adam is now riffing about being past the age where he cares how he appears to his partner; he’s describing the point at which all men should know they no longer care.

Alison wants to know if Adam can remember the last time he rattled of some pushups for that reason, Adam can’t recall but does remember doing it as a teen while in the doctor’s office in order to get rid of an unruly erection.

Adam is now on a hilarious riff about his penis and the lengths he went to in order to think of non-sexual things, the audience actually gasps, hilarious!

Amazing quotes in this riff do not miss it!


Adam is now doing some plugs for Eddie’s documentary “The Bitter Buddha” and his excellent “The Longshot Podcast” now in its 6th season.


What Can’t Adam Complain About

1st Mangria, Adam is now riffing about how they decided to a special signed holiday edition and now he’s being forced to sign stick on slips much like his book plates.

2nd Finding money in the street, Adam is explaining that he never finds money and the only time he did was at the Cherry Hill mall in New Jersey, he’s now telling the audience what his mom did with it, hilarious quote!

Adam is now riffing on guys who use the metal detectors on the beach; he’s got a very funny original angle on this one about lost priceless engagement rings.

Adam is now recalling an old Man Show bit he’s not discussed in years; he’s describing the bit where they planted 20 dollar bills in public toilets.

He’s describing the part they didn’t plan for that involves up close video of strangers using the toilet.

Lynch is now playing the Man Show bit for the crowd and Adam is doing live commentary.

3rd Howard Stern, Adam says he loves Howard and refuses to complain about him, has some funny reasoning too, this might be the only or one of the very few times Adam has ever refused a WCACA.

Adam has a funny Casey Kasem joke which has now made him the subject of number 3.

Adam is now doing the Mangrate giveaway, he’s got a hilarious reaction to the women who won, and he’s now joking about her nationality and her boyfriend asking for permission to grill.


Alison’s News, Her top story is on the most recent Kevin Clash accusation; Adam has a hilarious one liner about the accusers.

Adam is now on a new idea about society and how it deals with the sexuality of people who are deemed unattractive; he’s got some amazing quotes.


Alison’s 2nd story is about a monkey that was found in an IKEA parking lot in Toronto; Adam has some questions about working monkeys in America. Adam has a hilarious one liner about people who choose exotic pets over human interaction.

Alison is filing in more details from the story; Adam is now riffing on monkey crates vs. human crates. Adam and Alison are now riffing on the old “do you know where you children are” public service TV commercials.

Alison just brought up Adam’s service Pelican Gilligan.


Alison’s 3rd story is about a Doctor who has come up with “poker-tox” a type of Botox designed to help people with their poker faces. Adam is now joking about poker on TV, hilarious!

Adam has some great points about watching other people play poker, he’s got a great example of being at a Casino with friends after crapping out and blowing your wad.

Adam hates the oversized sunglasses and hats at the poker table, he has a hilarious riff about where the trend might go next.

Adam is now on a riff about extreme competitive cooking shows, he’s dropping hilarious quotes about fictional shows and premises.

Alison’s 4th story is on fruit rankings. Adam is giving an explanation of fruit popularity by citing fruit salad contents and what you eat first, Adam is now riffing on Dameshek stating that Apple is the number 1 fruit and how he needs a functional MRI.

Adam is now proclaiming recording artist Seal the Kiwi of the fruit world, hilarious riff with an amazing quote about what Seal looks like, gold!

Adam is comparing pomegranates to geodes and is on a killer riff about what geodes looks like.

Alison is reading off the remaining rankings and Adam is jumping in to give his take, they’re riffing on limes now. Adam has a killer one liner about the watermelon.

Eddie is jumping in and joking with Adam, Adam is now weighing in about Bananas and their sexual application that the other fruits lack. Adam has a hilarious quote about the possible sexual applications for pineapple and cantaloupe.

Adam and Eddie have a great riff about the cost of Rainier cherries, Eddie is joking about targeting someone for robbery who has them.

Adam and Eddie are now riffing on Mangos, Adam has a hilarious idea that he can only consume one while standing shirtless in a kiddie pool.

Alison reveals the number one fruit and Adam disagrees, Eddie has a point about whip cream enhancing the taste, Adam is now countering that cool whip could improve the taste of spit out chewing tobacco.

Adam is doing a Sherries Berries live read, he’s referencing The Incredible Hulk, and he gets the TV name of his alter ego correct and Bryan steps in with the comic book name.


Alison’s 5th story is on a new study that says women spend less than half the time doing housework as they did in the 1960’s. Adam’s reaction is priceless; Eddie is backing him up and jumps in on the funny.

Adam is now blaming the inventor of the Dyson vacuum, Adam is now joking about how he doesn’t trust the Roomba and how if he buys one what he might walk in on and be forced to do.

Adam and Eddie are now riffing about the Roomba extorting money from Adam, hilarious!