14 Sep Giovanni’s Superfan Sidebar 09/12/2014 – Jay Paterno
A real time blog where Superfan Giovanni does recap and commentary on the show as it happens and opines on all things ACS
Guest – Jay Paterno
Recorded 09-11-2014 – Release Date 09-12-2014
Production Number #1409
They open the show with a plug for Ventura and other out of state live shows, Adam plugs the new Mangria formula and BB has a terrific #TopDrop from Adam discovering his “money ball” idea.
Dawson is now sharing his buddies and his rule for “drinking golf” and how they level the playing field, Adam likes it, like adding weight to a horse’s saddle.
Alison is now asking about the analogy, Adam is back to the Rotten Tomatoes rule and what it means, Adam and BB are now joking about Alison making sports analogies.
Adam plugs Jay Paterno’s appearance and brings up the drive with Mike August around Penn Valley and the “Nifty Lions” mix-up, Alison remembers Adam’s young child logic and the idea of him determining who and what is “nifty” and now Adam shares how liked USC, because they had the same uniforms in their pop-warner days.
Adam says they went and watched the Trojans at USC have a practice with Anthony Davis, Adam and BB are now walking down USC memory lane regarding past Heisman trophy winners.
Adam is bringing up the jump rope sting that Matt Fondiler was unafraid of, he was very casual much like Adam’s daughter.
Adam is now joking about Jews being stunt eaters, they eat the craziest shit, the guys who do the extreme sports and stunts on motorcycles only eat corndogs and “yummy phase” stuff.
Adam brings up chicken liver omelets and Alison cites her dad’s chicken liver egg salad and jokes about her dad on training wheels with two helmets.
Adam is sharing the training wheels being removed from his kid’s bikes, they’re 8?
Adam is now sharing how there is no longer a learning curve as an adult like his daughter learning to ice skate for example, how quickly you can learn and master a new skill.
Adam brings up the turn preference for cycling and how he asked his daughter which she favors, citing his own preference for right turns despite being left-handed.
Adam is asking about parking spot preference and turning preference, Adam is now having Alison close her eyes and take her pants off.
Adam now connects all three riffs, the nudity, the turning and the bicycle, Alison jokes about the seating being inside her, and many dude listeners are now repeating that.
Adam is now asking Matt about taking it up the ass in prison, hilarious reply from Matt.
Adam shares his hypothetical foot stomp question to discern what hand women favored for punching if they didn’t know off hand.
Adam is back to the rope anecdote, Adam has a “no, just someone you never met” in place of “worst enemy” when doing the old adage of “I can be your best friend or worst enemy.’
Adam is now doing a live read for Draft Kings, BB is chiming in.
Jay is now on the line, Adam is asking him about his current status and plugging the book, a little bit of initial hiccups while trying to talk.
Adam is asking what Jay would like people to know and learn from the book about his father, Adam is bringing up the wins that were stripped from Joe, Jay’s father and how his legacy was tarnished by another man’s crimes.
Adam is summing up the tragic end for Joe and asking what Jay thinks about the Sandusky Case, Jay is sharing how the prosecutors reported that Joe followed all the state laws, and university protocol, the media made their own narrative.
Adam wants to focus on the guy who committed the crime, not the people who orbited in their vicinity, let’s focus on the criminals and their horrible acts.
Jay is giving his take on Ray Rice and how nobody has proof that the NFL has ever seen that tape, Jay is now giving a fair take on the whole case of his dad and the current situation with the NFL commissioner.
Adam says the media is not done, its wants more story and unless you give it to them they will focus on you, Adam is now asking Jay about growing up in Happy Valley and what it was like for him.
Jay is giving an in depth look at life with a famous father and now Adam is asking if he felt like he had to share his dad with everybody else, citing his dad’s importance to so many people.
Adam and Jay are now bring up his dad’s specific and long maintained look, Adam is asking Jay about his age and how this is all he’s ever known in life.
Jay says that television changed it, he brings up how ESPN gave him Japanese fans that surprised Joe, opening up his legacy to the globe.
Adam is now comparing something like Hollywood and the celebrities found everywhere vs. a smaller celebrity like Joe Paterno in a smaller pond and how much more that must mean.
Funny George Clooney back and forth with Jay and he praises ‘The Man Show’ and now Adam is giving his feelings on the weird turn of events for Joe.
BB is now calling him beyond reproach and Adam is now explaining the iconic legacy of Joe Paterno, Adam is now summing up the turn of events and how his name will always be associated with this nonsense.
BB is asking if Adam would take this deal, Alison brings up the horrors of not being able to enjoy Disneyland and Adam is now saying that the real Matterhorn Mountain gets no love, he mocks Alison’s dad’s omelets.
Q and Ace
1st Caller Kim, she want to gets advice about a crush at work.
Adam is now sharing the difference between a guy and girl and a crush at work, with a guy they ask how the woman acts around him, for the woman they ask for a picture to find out if he is interested.
Alison is now asking if they never think that about guys, Creepy doesn’t enter into the men’s lexicon and now they’re asking Kim for a photo of Sophia Vergara.
Adam says it’s sad but yes, he also suggest sending a picture of the dude and how if he’s a total mess then it’s a deal.
Adam and BB don’t understand probation periods at work, they tell her to arrange her words more carefully, she was right, they have never had such jobs, they don’t get it.
Adam does a stripper DJ bit, she explains she does social work and this guy works in the kitchen and Adam asks about them serving soup.
“This soup’s Dry!” – Adam on cooking for seniors
Adam is now asking her how she knows he is into her, BB is now offering up some advice about waiting and Adam is now asking about the concept of probation for adults.
Adam tells her to bring up a movie, the old standby advice he always gave to young men on Loveline.
The most anti-sexist move ever, Adam is now referencing ‘Dr. Hogly Wogly’s Tyler Texas BBQ’ and he’s explaining how people reply when interested or not interested, the weird asking part follows if interested.
Adam says fuck the man, he’s now asking her if there is some cool new place or thing to think up, and she is lost for an idea.
Hilarious ‘Gwar” reference, BB calls it timely, mocking Adam and not getting the irony that it is due to the death of the singer.
Funny mix-up with Kim, Adam is now telling her to say that her friend dropped out for ‘Linkin Park’ and to offer him the ticket.
2nd Caller Steve wants to know about candy, what does Adam go for?
Adam is now praising the Reece’s Peanut Butter cup, you can’t do much better, Snickers as a backup, after that just mix it up.
Adam has an only one house to trick or treat hypothetical, Alison picks a See’s candy as her favorite and Adam is now bringing up the butter finger shale like texture.
BB praises heath bars, the Skor is vastly superior and Adam brings up the classic ‘Marathon’ bars, Steve is now saying he goes for peanut M&M’s and Alison and BB offer a reaction to the ‘Marathon Bar’ and now Adam says his fish and chips of candy bars is the ‘3 Musketeers’ bar.
Adam is asking for an old Marathon commercial, BB wants most overrated, Adam and BB cite ‘Mounds’ and they’re now reacting to the commercial.
Adam says it was an English commercial, not the right thing he wants.
Adam explains that M&M’s came around the same way, not as a candy initially.
3rd Caller Mike, he want Adam’s advice on how to progress in life, he shares his last 5 years of battling to get custody of his kids, he hasn’t seen them since July 4th 2009.
Adam wants the pre-existing conditions and wants to know why she’s so angry.
Adam is offering super practical advice about him finding a female he respects, to help him craft a letter to his ex-wife, using their brain to help him craft it without including the snark and highlighting that he has truly changed.
Adam says find that woman/person who he trusts and craft that letter, he is telling him that he can’t get past the sewage under the bridge and Adam jokes that his go to gal would be Matt Fondiler.
Adam wants to know if the lady’s name is Shelley, he asks what’s up as he’s usually right, gold!
Adam says this person will be flattered and BB says use scented paper and they’re wrapping up with him, BB says avoid saying bitch and “Worthless Hole” and now they’re playing an actual Marathon bar commercial.
Adam jokes about the simpler time of yellow teeth on actors in TV commercials.
Adam is now doing a live read for Dollar Shave Club.
Adam is doing his “buy 5 of them” advice and BB takes it back to the subscription model to finish up the read and have it make sense.
They’re now heading to break.
They’re back from break.
They cancel “Who the F Sells This S”
Alison’s News
1st Story Is on the official cause of death for Joan Rivers, Alison explains how the biopsy which was done in a doctor’s office instead of in a hospital setting and how that resulted in her condition after her throat seized up.
Adam is now reacting to the cause of death and bringing up the wild parrots around his new house, he shares how they show up overhead around dusk making a ton of noise, and BB has a fancy house too?
Adam is now asking about birds flying and shitting at the same time, he thinks it would be impossible, like running while shitting times 10.
Adam is now asking about birds shitting while sitting, BB says that’s the answer, Adam wants to know if they can shit while flying, BB saw it as kid, his teacher got hit in front of his 1st grade class.
Adam says Joan is going to be missed and that’s weird.
Alison is giving more details and how 911 took over 9mins to arrive, Adam cites the kids who drown and die and survive past 25min, when I drowned and died as an infant I was out for over 5, closer to 10.
Adam is now addressing the staff not using the equipment on hand and apologizes for sounding wilding cynically and like a douche, Adam is now asking about Joan and Melissa and their relationship, it could be tons of issues and tons of tears.
Adam is now addressing how Joan had nobody besides her daughter in her life, Adam is now addressing how if you have a mom who you had issues with and how by pulling the plug she could get a windfall payday, Adam brings up his 80 year old parents and how he would choose to take the “somebody screwed up and he gets 10 million” over them going in their sleep.
Alison is now asking Adam what he would do, he cites his muffin talk with his mom and she reacts to his honesty.
Adam is now bringing up Melissa’s possible take on this, all things considered.
Adam is now addressing long drawn out deaths, people losing themselves to senility and now Alison is bringing up the sting of her dying during this procedure.
Adam brings up the facts about birds lightening their loads midflight and BB brings up “blue ice” and Adam brings up planes and drop tanks that used to exist.
2nd Story Is on Donald Trump tweeting about Joan Rivers’ appearances in the upcoming season of ‘The Apprentice’ and Adam praises his kids, his daughter in particular and now Adam is bringing up his rule about your kids hating you, why he can’t respect people whose adult kids hate them.
Adam gives credit to people whose kids, especially daughters love them.
Adam only gets jealous and cites his business guy Andy, who was taking his mom on a cruise.
Adam shares his reaction to this news and how you can tell how horrible your childhood was by the reaction you have to this kind of news.
Adam is riffing about this much like he did a few years back.
Dam is now going in depth about men and women and how they react to their parents, he’s using his own kids and their behaviors and probable future selves in the therapists’ office to paint quite the scene.
BB is in the mix a bit but Alison is really adding to this nicely, interesting comment about the expectation for stoicism in men.
Adam is doing a live read for Zip Recruiter.
3rd Story Is on a study about the rate for melanoma in flight attendants and pilots due to the solar radiation they’re exposed to.
Alison is reading the details about their exposure to UV radiation and how intense it is, Alison wasn’t aware that you were subject to UV inside a plane, she does know that every two to four hours in flight is the equivalent of 2 chest X rays right?
Adam has a breaking bird poop news and is taking it back to the people who refused to lower their window shade, the one dick who ruined the movie for everyone.
“The light is gashing through” –Adam
Adam is now saying you would like the flight attendant to step up their game and enforce the window shade closure during movies.
Adam is now bringing up how planes are one giant flying chemical, nothing on them isn’t man made, alloys. Fuels, resins, cloths, Adam is bringing up the chemicals you can smell when getting on board.
Alison is stunned about this, she wants to know if people who fly all the time should be worried, Adam says no, yes they should if they commute over 100k miles per year.
Alison has a killer sclerosis comment aimed at Adam, wow!
Alison wraps the news.
Adam is now asking Matt about his relationship to his parents and his sister’ and Adam asks who is first on the vanity license plate, Adam says their relationship couldn’t get any better.
I’m so jealous of the description of the paradise he has with his parents.
Adam is now bringing up his girlfriend doing laundry at Matt’s parents’ house and his sister’s younger misbehavior and Alison asks Matt about the one time he was grounded after hanging out at the creek.
Adam brings up how his parents never called the cops when his sister ran away for months, Alison asks about where she went, Adam describes the vague details he knows.
What people did 300 years ago, Alison spits on Adam?
Adam says he was sad because his grandfather Lazlo was wringing his hands and stressed about his sister’s whereabouts, his reaction touched and effected Adam deeply.
Adam says overall his sister has more issues than he does with his parents, Adam just played sports and moved out.
Adam is back to Matt and his sister doing laundry at his parents’ house, who doesn’t do laundry there?
BB references the creek from earlier and now Adam is joking about Matt’s sister saving dozens of dollars per year by doing the laundry at his parents’ house, killer riff with BB mocking her.
Adam says 3 digits over the course of a lifetime of doing this will be saved.
Adam is now doing a live read for Ship Station and explains how it works.
Adam is giving out the plugs and wrapping up the show