07 Sep Giovanni’s Superfan Sidebar 09/04/2014 – Trailer Park Boys and Mike Kungl
A real time blog where Superfan Giovanni does recap and commentary on the show as it happens and opines on all things ACS
Guest – Trailer Park Boys and Mike Kungl
Recorded 09-04-2014 – Release Date 09-05-2014
Production Number #1404
Adam is opening the show to a funny Trailer Park intro courtesy of Dawson and Lynch, Adam is thanking everyone for supporting the pirate ship and says “goddamn we need your support” and now plays a classic #TopDrop of Joan Rivers from the morning show.
Adam is plugging the upcoming guests, Alison once again starts the show with a “whatever” and now Adam brings up how Mike Kungl was on season one of “Catch a Contractor” and Adam jokes about going to do his “dentists without boarders” charity work.
Adam is sharing how he favorites tweets that piss him off and explains how the bay area has ruined food by jacking themselves off.
Adam wants to know if there is ever a better version of what you ordered, you like the food you like and Adam brings up oatmeal cookies with bits of green apple in them.
Adam jokes about ‘The Forgotten Sandwich’ and Adam is bringing up egg salad sandwiches and putting it on egg bread, Adam is sharing his the BLT is the only sandwich starring the bacon after telling his kids why BLT’s are so good.
Adam is now setting up a fish and chips variant that was tweeted at him by a fan, Adam is mocking the plate of abortion that shows up and describes it as two seahorses raping each other.
BB is bringing up his personal list for “bring it back” week and they’re now discussing meatloaf and Adam shares his grandpa Lotzi’s method for baking a full hardboiled egg into the middle of the meatloaf and why he’s grandfathered in.
Adam is now talking about chicken pot pie and how the bottom of the pies are the best, BB is now adding Hungarian goulash to the list, he adds Tuna Casserole and Adam says it tastes like the 70’s and explains the concept of feisty cheese.
BB adds sloppy joes and cream soda to the list and now Adam is asking for a sloppy Joe ‘Man Show’ bit and Alison is sharing how much the picture of the Sloppy Joe is making her mouth water.
Adam is now bringing up the carrots in the picture with the Joe and how they always compensate with healthy items in the same frame as the fired foods.
BB adds deviled eggs and chicken fried steak to the list, Adam says he’s always scared of white gravy and Alison cites Fettuccini Alfredo.
Adam is now sharing how people send him the veggie sandwich leftover photos and wants to know if there is any other explanation other than being stupid for ordering extra veggie items.
Adam is explaining this was sent in by firemen and Adam is on a tangent about the lack of vegetarians among cops and firefighters, Adam is riffing on the veggie burrito tray in the picture via the show page link above.
Adam is saying you must announce who the trouble makers (vegetarian) are and only buy enough for them, Adam is now bringing up the concept of vegetarian chili and how sandwiches and chili both require meat to be good.
Adam is now doing a Reverie Bed live read
BB brings up Daniel’s snoring and Alison apologizes for the drop mocking him that BB plays.
Adam is now saying save your money on pizza and cargo shorts, but a bed is different, that’s where you spend.
Flat Screen TV, Bed and your car, spend on those.
Q and Ace
1st Caller Chris from Alabama says that they serve all of Bryan’s items on the menus, Adam is getting an update on the ‘Man Show” bit and says he does love the local fare while eating on the road, Adam is bringing up how Rocco DiSpirito pulled him aside to explain that San Francisco ruined food.
Chris brings up Christy Canyon and her porn career, he’s never heard the classic story and Adam is now trying to explain how Christy is ranked in the porn world, he references Seka and Alison mixes up Seka and Minka.
Adam almost says her real last name, much like on Loveline and now he’s sharing how they all knew Christy and Adam tries to get BB to play the foot running cartoon sound effect.
Adam is giving a less than enthusiastic version of the story and references Christy’s call girl past, Adam now reads her last name off IMDB.
BB and Adam are bringing up her real first name Missy, Adam tells Chris they were excited to say the least.
Alison brings up the little girl who asked for her mom to send her a photo to her iPad while on her honeymoon.
Adam and BB are now riffing about Christy being in the AVN hall of fame, Adam is now once again saying he doesn’t remember his own past and Gary says he’s not implying that it doesn’t exist, Adam says of course he’s not, because he fucking shot it.
Adam is now doing a live read for Pella.com window experts.
Adam is now having Gary play the fake trailer for ‘Ground Justice’ from ‘The Man Show’ and we’re getting live reactions.
Alison is now asking about why Jimmy Kimmel was so uncomfortable inside of the foam rubber costumes and he jokes about Jimmy’s lack of intestinal fortitude and brings up his own history of “two a day” practices and gives a fair reasoning for why 12hrs of filming would get old for anyone.
Adam shares how much he loves an insane bit like that, Alison liked it too.
2nd Caller Dylan wants to know Adam’s heaviest Mangria drinking events and he tells him about football Sunday at Kimmel’s theater and explains it’s because of the lengthy day of football games.
Adam is trying to recall a “guy who lives with a scrotum” bit from ‘The Man Show’ and says he enjoys coming back to his old work and enjoying it again fresh, being so far removed.
3rd Caller Monica, Adam brings up the “How YOU Doin’?” catchphrase that Joey developed on the sitcom ‘Friends’ and Monica wants to know about the ban on plastic bags.
Adam is sharing his thoughts on bringing your own bags and how you end up storing the old plastic bags in your home, unable to throw them out “just in case” and Adam is now explaining how L.A. gets by and rants about the governor taking a stance on real shit before plastic bag bans.
Adam is now giving an “I would hope” about people policing each other and encouraging better actions and behaviors via societal pressure.
Adam is arguing about small too big and says that big too small is the solution, he once again brings up Gavin Newsom and Adam is going insane and threatening to put a bag over his head and kill himself.
Adam is now welcoming Mike Kungl to the program, he’s asking him to brag about his work and asking him about his work in other IP’s and brands and how he got into the world of fine art.
Adam thanks Mike for having an actual career unlike many of the other men on “Catch a Contractor” who manage pizza huts.
Mike is describing the rad art prints he brought in for the gang, Mike explains how he creates new art for Disney and other companies.
Adam is sharing how they are doing a legal defense fund print sales idea, Adam and Mike are both going to sign all of the prints.
Mike explains how he thought up the Darth Vader hood ornament idea that he thought up while having a conversation with Adam in his backyard while taping the show.
Adam threatens to ball punch anyone who doesn’t frame this art if they buy it, Mike shares that the Vader print is glow in the dark.
Adam wraps with Mike.
Adam is heading to break.
They’re back from break.
The Trailer Park Boys are making their ACS debut, Mike, John Paul and Rob.
Adam explains he was working and didn’t make the premier of the movie, Jimmy Kimmel did make it and is a huge fan of the show.
Adam says their work is hugely popular amongst cool people, Adam is now using George Clooney as an example and tells the guys they are the go to comedy for cool people.
They tell Adam about working with Snoop Dogg and asks them how it all got started with a 60min black and white film.
Adam is asking about Canadian television and content.
Adam jokes about ‘piss Christ’ while discussing government funding for the arts, Adam wants to know if they are going to do VOD simultaneous with the theatrical release.
They’re talking about the penis that’s in the movie and how they got an NC-17 rating, Adam wants to know how the ratings work in Canada, the movie didn’t even get an R rating over there.
Adam asks them about the television series and they tell him that season 8 is now available.
Alison’s News
Adam is doing a stamps.com live read
1st Story is on the death of Joan Rivers and Adam says the real tragedy is having to Melissa Rivers explain all of this on air over the next week, Adam jokes about farting while skipping rope.
Alison brings up the Joan Rivers jokes on twitter and Adam explains how its game on once you reach 80 and have a career in mocking people.
Alison adds her dog to the list of “celebrities in threes” along with Robin Williams and Joan Rivers.
Adam is now riffing about the time limit on connecting celebrity deaths and jokes about the lack of Joan’s and Todd’s in the world.
Alison brings up a Brandon/Brendon mix-up Bryan had about her then fiancé Daniel and Adam cites Bryan’s brain tumor as the cause.
2nd Story Is about the new cast for ‘The View’ with Whoopi Goldberg as the only returning cast member, Adam is now commenting on Whoopi and her methadone noises and how she is cast with doing the hefty lifting despite her difficulties.
Adam wants a guy who puts shows out of their misery, citing ‘The View’ and how they were able to squeeze every nickel out of that bar rag of a show.
Adam jokes about the view being on so long he has even been on it back in the day, Alison wants to know what he was promoting and Adam is bringing up the shows that need a bullet in them.
BB and Adam have a dual “that show’s still on” reaction to ‘The Talk’.
3rd Story is on yet another diverted flight caused by passengers fighting over reclining chairs, Adam blames the yoga movement for people sleeping everywhere.
Adam is joking about fat guys who can’t turn everything into a sleeping station, Adam says he would like to say to everyone that sleeping is ok at the airport when snowed in, not while waiting 45min for a southwest flight to Denver.
Alison is sharing one of the theories on why this is happening more and more frequently and how airlines are adding seats to planes without people knowing.
Adam has a great “my fellow dickheads” one liner and now explains that we have turned into a huge pack of self-entitled assholes and Alison reads the cost for diverting planes.
One of the Trailer Park Boys explains how Airbus is testing bicycle seats for passengers on planes, Adam jokes about “hymen and non-hymen” sections on the plane.
Adam is now riffing about how almost always takes up the massage at the airport but can’t allow himself unlike getting a doughnut, he can’t justify the purchase despite wanting it.
Alison reveals she’s never had a professional massage and Adam jokes about his wife getting exhausted from massages and needing more massages.
Adam shares how he prefers a woman masseuse and refuses to show a preference when asked at the Burke Williams, hilarious “keep the Mexicans” away reply to Alison.
Adam jokes about gay by proxy from getting a boner while a dude massages you, he tries to claim it’s an American law to the TPB.
Adam just invented “Salt-Beano” a combination of salt peter and beano, meant to stop farts and boners during massages.
Adam is doing a live read for Draft Kings.
4th Story is on the new requirement for security cameras on all cops in Ferguson Missouri and
Adam is reacting to it, Adam thinks everyone should have a camera on them at all times.
Adam asks them who they beat in Canada, if they have black people. Adam is explaining why he likes the old-school Mountie uniform and mocks the LAPD outfits.
Adam has a killer “super assertive horse” one liner after one of the TPB’s shares a story of a horse mounted cop.
Adam is asking if the horses wear diaper bags like the ones in Central Park, Adam riffs with one of the guys who got pulled over by a horse mounted cop, Adam jokes about having more than one horse power.
Adam is now asking one of the guests about a cop who pulled his keys out of the ignition and threw them into a field while he was driving with a prostitute.
He tells Adam the dickhead broke his key fob and Adam is happy to know America doesn’t have the market cornered on douche cops.
Alison is wrapping up the news.
Adam is doing a live read for Legal Zoom.
With a great cop throws your keys theme and Alison calls back the Donald Sterling rule for those without a will.