03 Sep Giovanni’s Superfan Sidebar 09/03/2014 – Jim Jefferies, Brian Ray, and David Wild
A real time blog where Superfan Giovanni does recap and commentary on the show as it happens and opines on all things ACS
Guest – Jim Jefferies, Brian Ray, and David Wild
Recorded 09-02-2014 – Release Date 09-03-2014
Production Number #1402
Adam is opening the first studio show back with a great and topical intro from Dawson and Lynch, David Wild and Brian Ray are now sitting in for the show and Adam plugs his album with the band ‘The Bayonets’ and they reference his work for Paul McCartney’s band.
Adam says that Brian looks like Macaulay Culkin raped Richard Branson and jokes that David Wild looks like Louie Depalma raped and ottoman.
Adam is now asking Brian about hanging out with Paul McCartney and playing on tour with him, David has a nice Charlie McCarthy joke that Adam rolls with and appreciates.
Adam is asking Brian about the set lists for the shows with Paul, 39 tracks many of which are ‘Beatles’ songs and David reveals that Lynette was outside talking with them.
David is now sharing an anecdote and Adam is riffing about Richard Branson’s “fleshy train” while once again addressing Brian’s looks and Adam brings up speaking to Peter Frampton’s agent the other day and how the man’s talent gets slept on.
Adam reveals that the agent is the same agent for John Hiatt (Peter Griffin Squeal!) and now Brian is giving his take on Jeff Beck and Adam is sharing his recollection of the T-Shirts and wants to know about the most popular band T-Shirt or concert of the various eras’ of the gang.
David is now waxing poetic about the best guitar players around and Alison name drops Dave Hill and now they’re back to the most popular band T-Shirts and David brings up a shirt rivalry among Billy Joel and Bruce Springsteen’s seminal albums.
Adam is doing a live read for Blue apron with BB helping.
Adam is making himself snort while trying to tell the gang about going out to lunch with Lynette and Adam noticed her mug go flying and he brought up how a system would have helped her not have a silver projectile go flying off his back windshield.
Adam says that everybody thinks they’re better than they are and gives an important shit/keys left in the bathroom analogy.
Adam is going of about his lover for soup and everyone is mocking Oldman Carolla, sounding like Larry King, Adam was told about the carrot and ginger soup option and mocked that to Lynette when he was told of the soup of the day.
“Tears and jicama” – Adam’s preferred soup over carrot and ginger.
Adam is bringing up the Lou Reed he heard while driving in, Adam says he doesn’t think he can sing and that his lyrics suck too, David is now responding to the track Adam is playing and mocking.
David is sharing the story of the time Lou Reed kissed him on the mouth, he’s got some great Bob Dylan back and forth with Ace too, this is a dense chunk of show and references.
Adam is doing a live read for Legal zoom
Adam is trying to add a tool tune to the list, he’s trying to discern which songs truly qualify, and Adam thinks of dude related douche music and is now playing a song he heard on the 90’s channel on Sirius.
Adam is playing ‘NIGHT RANGER – WHEN YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES’
David is adding a song by ‘Survivor’ and lists them as his number #1 provider of his “Tool Tunes” and now is adding ‘High on You’ to the list.
They’re now playing the track.
Adam is explaining how he once identified the same guitar lick in a ‘Survivor’ and ‘Ides of March’ song and was told the lineage of the bands in response by a DJ.
They’re now playing some of ‘The Bayonets’ by their guest Brian Ray.
Adam is asking Brian about upcoming gigs and how dialed in it must be when touring with Paul McCartney and Adam is asking him the rules he has for his schedule.
Adam is giving out the plugs and wrapping up the segment, he stops himself to plug David Wild’s ‘Fashion Rocks’ program and Adam is mocking him for his Trollic American looks once again with sarcastic supermodel jokes.
They’re heading to break
They’re back from break
Jim Jefferies is returning to the show for another visit you can find his past appearances on iTunes, Amazon and Google Play in the Adam Carolla Show albums.
They’re using a ‘Definitely not a Jew’ intro.
Adam and Jim are now riffing about 1 vs. 5 stars and says you need to throw out all of the 1 stars, you never listened, watched or read it, and you’re just a hater.
Adam and Jim take 2 ½ and up as painful before 5 stars, Adam is now arguing against the logic in some 2 star reviews and now Jim is telling them about the reviews for the shows meant for his son.
Adam is now referencing ‘Kukla, Fran and Ollie’ ‘Lamb Chop’s Play-Along’ and ‘Davey and Goliath’ and mocks the religious theme of the clay mated garbage.
Jim is objecting to the renamed characters on ‘Thomas the Tank Engine” due to sensitivities for overweight people, Adam has a killer “lazy beaner” joke.
They’re riffing about ‘Gumby’ and Jim brings up the Pluto vs. Goofy “they’re both dogs” debate and now they’re all thinking up the most famous dogs in media, Jim cites ‘Lassie’ and ‘Frasier’ and now Adam is bringing up ‘Run Joe Run’ and how Stephen J. Canell and now they’re riffing about ‘The A Team’ and Adam is calling them out for ripping of RJR.
They discuss ‘Kung Fu’ vs. ‘The Incredible Hulk’ and are now discussing Adam’s theory about the “Red white and Blue” Gi and now they’re just discussing AEA and Adam touches on the funeral he attended related to the subject matter.
Jim is sharing an anecdote of injuring himself while in dancing underwear and Jim is confirming Adam’s theory about young men signing up for dancing classes to get laid, Jim brings up his time in home economics and Alison gets him to reveal the song that got him accepted.
Adam is doing a live read for Stamps.com
BB is playing the musical accompaniment to his song, he’s refusing to take part and explains the nodules that were scraped off his vocal chords, and he brings up his famous doctor.
Alison’s News
1st Story is about the 2nd beheading video that’s been released by ISIS and she addresses the similar wardrobe used by the executioner and Jim asks about the legality as Adam brings up the duality of looks for Arab males.
Adam would like to study the psyche of people who like watching these snuff tapes, Adam brings up the “World’s craziest videos” that were put out by Joe Francis and the freaky commercials they played for them.
Adam is bringing up how he used to bring this up on Loveline and is going in depth about the devastated husband of the woman in the commuter train video.
Adam is telling them about Joe Francis and his call into Loveline explaining how he put those videos together and Jim brings up ‘Bum fights’ and Alison says that she feels like ‘Tosh.0’ has an element of this and it keeps her from enjoying the show.
Jim is sharing his level of enjoyment for “The Fappening” and Alison is able to define the difference between nude pics and a body count.
Adam is giving his take on how a body changes the argument, Alison is now asking if they can sum up why people pursue this stuff and Alison cites an episode of her podcast with Kevin Pereira and Adam says we are in the “restrictor plate” part of life.
Adam says he started out eager for everything but now can’t endure things like ‘2 Girls 1 Cup’ and Jim cites internet bullying and anonymity and now Adam is asking about story two.
2nd Story is about “The Fappening” and now Alison is sharing how it happened and Adam is explaining he’s not that into Jennifer Lawrence and how Kate Upton changed his answer from being above it to wanting to see them titties.
Jim is now sharing his tweeted recreated photos he did of the Jennifer Lawrence poses, Jim is now adding some of the women from the list.
Adam is bringing up how most everyone he knows that are celebrities have their real names as their email addresses, BB calls back Kevin Pereira.
Jim Jefferies is now sharing about his 3-4 sex tapes that are floating around out there, Adam is joking about the inability to mark sex tapes which then leads to them vanishing among other tapes.
Adam is saying he’s now hearing “big cock” when Jim reveals how ok he with his sex tapes leaking, Jim doesn’t deny it.
Adam is now bringing up the self-selecting guys who take their shirts off in public are the same as the guys who choose to film themselves balls deep in their partner.
Adam is stopping on the shirt pull of move from the back, Adam is telling everyone to punch the next guy they see doing it and teach him to not do it again via a prison beating.
Jim is bringing up the Gordon Ramsey vanity evidences in his show ‘Hotel Hell’ and BB brings up Jim’s use of “boss” for cool.
Adam is doing a Draft Kings live read.
Alison shares how she was invited to a woman’s only football fantasy draft and Adam jokes about the Subaru owners holding the meeting and Alison replies back about her hot straight female friend, quite snappy response too.
Adam is bringing up the guys who are trying to get their wives into golf, Jim cites men bringing women into men’s only hang out activities and Adam tells Jim how everyone basically sucks at golf.
Alison just realized it’s a gambling pool and Jim asks about the Subaru’s and how women want to sit height while driving while men like sitting low.
Adam blames the high heel shoes and brings up Jo Koy’s car and is now explaining how women stepping out of a corvette are giving a “front row to the beav show” and Adam is now explaining how women aren’t looking for better handling in cars.
Adam is doing a live read for Dollar Shave club
3rd Story Is on Joan Rivers move to life support, Adam wants people to stick around even if they won’t ever cross his path.
Alison asks Adam about his dad and if he was on life support during his battle and now Jim is sharing an anecdote of rushing across the country for his mother, Adam asks about her obesity and how she is living now.
Jim is sharing what it was like living with her growing up and shares her heaviest weight.
Alison is now wrapping up the news and Adam is wrapping up the show.