27 Aug Giovanni’s Superfan Sidebar 08/25/2015 – Allie Mac Kay and Jo Koy
A real time blog where Superfan Giovanni does recap and commentary on the show as it happens and opines on all things ACS
Guest – Allie Mac Kay and Jo Koy
Recorded 08-24-2015 – Release Date 08-25-2015
Production Number #1645
Adam opens the show with the standard intro, BB plays Sonny’s “Would You Stop Talking” as today’s #TopDrop and Allie Mac Kay is making her 2nd appearance as a guest after several fill in spots as New Girl this is her 5th or 6th appearance total.
Adam is now taking it back to his father/son haircut story and explains how he ran into the two guys with one of them doing the “where do I know you from dude” move with the other guy trying to explain that Adam is famous and he knows him from TV.
Adam shared the list of guys he gets mistaken for, including Norm MacDonald.
Adam is interested in letting life play out and Adam hopes that his partner started backhanding him after they left, Adam says even Sonny chimed in.
Adam is now giving out the plug for Allie’s social media and he asks her about the early start for Kevin and Bean each morning.
Adam is recalling the time he went to visit Bean out at his house in 2010 while in Kirkland doing live standup.
Adam describes the “kids” his pet pigs.
BB says that it just occurred to him that Gina and Allie both host morning shows in the same market, Adam is talking about the calories being removed the cheesecake in letting hosts broadcast at 9am.
Adam is doing a Castrol Live Read
Syrup noises from Adam, calories on your Johnny Cakes edition
Q and Ace
1st Caller Josh he’s bringing up how he asked Kevin Nealon about his Billy the Elephant speech while watching something on periscope (the social media app) and now Adam describes it to Allie before playing the clip.
Adam is now dissecting it and mocking his difficulty delivering, funny middle act comment.
Josh is bringing up the ‘Black Lives Matter’ rallies happening around him in St. Paul Minnesota, Adam is talking about protests that block city streets and interrupt the flow of traffic.
Adam is for people being dragged out of the street to stop them from blocking traffic, Adam says several times he’s not talking about the specific protests josh brought up, he means any protests, ever.
Adam wants to know what the movement is about, he’s trying to figure it out and brings up all of the cases of black on black crime and wants to know if those black lives don’t matter, but the ones taken by white people do?
Adam is making a larger point about the broken families that leads to this street violence which leads to the majority of non-wrongful shootings.
Adam is talking about the white guy who was shot and killed despite not posing a threat, Adam is mocking the “one too many” logic.
Adam is now back to the stats on the number of black people who were wrongfully shot by cops, he then contrasts that to the stats on black on black street violence, Adam has some flawless logic.
Adam says cops shoot the wrong people all the time and says we should do both, focus on cops and the black on black crime, Gina and Allie roll with a different topic transition as they’ve been mostly quiet.
Adam does another lap, he’s says that all lives matter and says that most of the cops in L.A. seem to be of mixed race and nonwhite ethnicities.
Adam is doing a live read for Draft Kings
Adam is back to Allie’s early morning schedule and how she has to wake up at 3:45 to prepare for the show, Adam talks about the wasted time, electricity and calories that women must spend on their appearance.
Adam is now reading some statistics from Baltimore regarding shootings, he takes it back to the hair dryer and how it’s a kilowatt killer, BB makes an argument that Asian women have the highest grades due to straight hair and not having to waste time and miss sleep for hair straightening.
2nd Caller Connor, he wants to know about Adam coming to Ireland and Adam jokes about him driving down to England for the upcoming appearances.
Adam is talking about his family’s lineage and rich line of point shitters, Adam thinks there might be some Irish in his blood, Adam says he never thinks of travelling for pleasure and explains why.
Adam is doing a True Car Live Read
Gina’s News
1st Story is on some new stories over the weekend that led to this news clip with a woman arguing Adam’s same point about black on black crime.
Adam says that anyone should be able to comment on any story, you shouldn’t need to be of the same group to have an opinion.
Adam comments on the Asian people excelling in society, Adam is now using his son exclusively talking about black athletes, his heroes.
Adam is asking if the protests have solved the problem, Adam says family and education can’t be held back by racism nor abuse, he’s now back to the ‘Black Lives Matter’ movement.
Adam is talking about how cops factor in every element of someone’s appearance into their threat assessment.
Adam is now sharing how L.A. cops would hassle a white male over a black female based on the statistics of crimes committed, Adam says elderly Asian women are the least likely and makes a point about them posing the least threat.
2nd Story is on Mel Gibson’s assault charges against a photographer snapping photos of him at an Israeli film festival.
Adam says that chicks who ride horses are hot, he explains all of his reasoning for the presumption.
3rd Story is on human development differences between girls and boys, Adam says his daughter was ahead of his son, not more independent but eager for the fray.
Gina asks if Adam is surprised by the gender traits exhibited in his children, Gina describes how fast Sonny is and Adam explains how his son plays catch with himself and tries to catch his own football.
Adam says he’s going to school in Switzerland while his kids are at college.
4th Story is breaking news on a burglary at a local shopping complex, Adam is talking about the value of Rolex watches and Gary is on mic but hasn’t yet found him the statistics on black on black crime death rates.
Adam is talking about the ease in moving these stolen watches, Adam is talking about the Paul Newman Daytona.
Adam is doing a Live Read for Seat Geek
They’re now looking at some fancy watches, they head to break.
They’re back from break with Jo Koy making what must nearly be his 100th visit, they return to a great moment in local news.
Jo is telling them about his Tesla, Adam is taking it back to his classic Lamborghini and the manual override it has.
They’re now looking at some more fancy watches, Jo is busting out an Armenian watch salesman, and Adam is joking with him and riffing about stereotypes as he shouts to some club like music courtesy of BB.
Adam is doing another lap with Jo’s character ‘Amir’ and brings up crystal deodorant and brings Gina into the mix.
Adam is giving out the plugs for Jo Koy and his restaurant in Vegas.
Jo is saying that his sister is the person who uses the hand sanitizer and Gina asks if Jo’s nephew is a bubble boy.
Jo says his son never gets sick and is constantly exposed to germs, he says he smells like a fart always, haha!
Adam is now asking why we think that in the last short bit of recorded history we’ve answered all of the questions of Mother Nature.
Gina is now reading the results of a study on fruit and veggie wash.
Adam says he wishes he just lived with a crazy roommate who bought this shit, he hates having to underwrite it, Adam says let’s not let data get in the way of emotions or feelings.
Adam brings up the dishwasher and how it all ends with the question to him asking why he’s being a dick, BB has a nice point and now Adam is back to the variety of life wasting things he wants to avoid.
BB asks Jo about having two showers, as if he doesn’t.
Adam is talking about the finite time we have on this planet and asks what you would like to be doing, he uses properly inflating car tires and how nobody spends time taking care of that.
Adam talks about tire PSI safety and how nobody cares about that but people do care about veggie wash and other meaningless things that might be more harm than good.
Adam predicts an Uber Genie future for his kids when it comes to transportation.
Adam is doing a Mazda Live Read
Adam is now asking Bung Lu Su about Jon Bon Jovi, and they’re doing a couple laps.
Gary is now playing his Mandarin Chinese song, Bung is making up English lyrics for it.
Bung is singing along and they’re doing a couple laps on name misunderstandings, Adam is now setting up another song and Jo is riffing the intro while they wait for some ‘Livin’ on a Prayer’ and Bung is now singing along with it.
Adam is doing another name misunderstanding lap.
Adam is giving a plug for the upcoming live show with Howie Mandel, Adam explains how Howie explained his insane behavior by explaining he’s insane.
Gina asks how you greet Howie, hilarious reply from Adam telling Gina how to greet him, gold!
“Pussy on the forehead!” – Adam
Adam is now playing a clip from a recent Take a Knee with Kai Ryssdal, recent ACS guest.
Adam is now responding to the clip selection.
Adam is doing a Blinds Galore Live Read
Adam is giving out the plugs and wrapping up the show.