24 Aug Giovanni’s Superfan Sidebar 08/21/2014 – Josh Wolf and Matt Atchity
A real time blog where Superfan Giovanni does recap and commentary on the show as it happens and opines on all things ACS
Guest – Josh Wolf and Matt Atchity
Recorded 08-20-2014 – Release Date 08-21-2014
Production Number #1394
Adam welcomes Matt Atchity to the show, BB plays the second most requested drop from the pre-taped week and reveals the most requested.
Adam is now explaining his love for a simple fix and his hatred for dumb stuff, he’s now citing the Long Beach recycling bins and how there is no confusion with the other trash bins.
Adam brings up left turns on red arrows and how he loves driving around pussies who wait for permission, BB chimes in with a point about lawn care bins and Adam is now bringing up the last apartment building he lived in located in Toluca Lake and how difficult it was to recycle as a renter in that county.
Adam is on an epic “why are we punishing them” rant about the rich guys driving out to the races who the CHP were descending upon like jackals.
Adam has a killer Ralph Nader riff about his mom’s VW square back that was unsafe at any speeds, Ace Awards 2014 material.
Adam is bragging about their “fuzz buster” radar detector and Chris Laxamana is now on mic contributing his observations, Alison and BB are both in the mix and adding to this conversation nicely.
Adam is telling them about wrapping up some promos for Spike TV and Adam is bringing up the slate used in front of his face that was bumming him out.
Adam is doing a live read for Reverie Bed, working the 0 gravity position and his wife and kids into the mix.
Adam is now reading the “R.I.P. Sarah Jones, Sarah Jones you are not forgotten” and Alison is telling Adam about that trend on slates and Adam is now giving his take on how it effects a performance.
He’s too empathetic it turns out, Adam is explaining who she was and mocks his own spaghetti colander of a brain when he can’t remember the person being memorialized.
Adam is now back to his cohosts and their call time for 8am and how they are treated being so green in the TV business, Adam is sharing how he learned early and often to get things done right to get out of their as early as possible.
Adam is now setting up the Rotten Tomatoes Game.
Adam is sharing an anecdote of what a true sportsman he is.
Adam is doing a Tommy John Wear Live read and showing off all of his underwear, head to toe it’s all their stuff.
BB is in the mix and adding to it nicely, Adam closes it with a hilarious “I will Slap You in the face” riff.
Rotten or Fresh – Robin Williams Edition.
Matt explains how and why they chose the category and how BB contacted him beforehand to tell him the movies he already knew the scores of, another true sportsman.
1st Movie “Good Morning Vietnam” (1987)
Adam brings up Ty Pennington ripping of the catchphrase and intonation for his show “Extreme Makeover: Home Edition”
2nd Movie “Dead Poets Society” (1989)
BB is laying into the movie and be realistic about its merits.
3rd Movie “The Fisher King” (1991)
This could be Alison’s game.
4th Movie “Hook” (1991)
Alison reaffirms that she’s open to cheating.
5th Movie “Night at the Museum” (2006)
Mat tells Adam that the first and 2nd movie have the same ranking on the tomato-meter and Adam is trying to figure out his guess.
Its Alison’s game!
Adam is doing the math on her score and she’s now riffing about her reality and the death of her dog, nice work Alison.
Adam brings up Mangria and Total Wine, Alison asks him if he feels guilty about changing wineries and Adam says he would but anticipates many lawsuits, so no.
Matt is telling them about a recent movie he just saw, Dawson is now on mic explaining the history of the De La Salle football program, Matt is going even further in depth about the movie ‘When the Game Stands Tall’ and Adam mocks him for not reviewing it but talking about it for over 5min.
Adam is doing a live read for Life lock Ultimate Plus
He’s got a killer Neil Young rust never sleeps riff, Alison is doing her thing and they’re wrapping up the advertisement.
They’re heading to Break
They’re back from break
Josh Wolf is making his ACS debut, but he’s running late.
Adam is sharing some breaking news, the jumbo sack of “Chips Ahoy!” (Famous Amos) cookies is wide open, spread for the world, Adam is mocking he gaping sack and bringing up how air is the enemy of baked goods, Adam is bringing up the dust we only see while sitting in a movie theater beneath the projector.
Adam is now mocking his own life of coaching up other adults on non-adult issues, Adam didn’t assume the entire planet would be his children, he didn’t anticipate teaching adults about the rules of lights and cookie keeping.
Adam explains that is was of course Mike August, he combined his two loves “eating free food and neglecting other people’s shit” and now BB is praising the classy Veggie platter at Flappers last night, nice work BB.
Josh works his way into the studio and Adam is explaining what is going on and now Josh is in agreement “2 seconds of your life!” and Adam is with him, BB plays the “yelling” drop.
Josh brings up the people who are afraid of germs and won’t flush, Adam then says he doesn’t care, that’s your own eccentricity and kills it with his one liner replies, Killer nursing student murdering as an accepted eccentricity analogy.
Josh is giving his take on the fear driven society we live in, Adam is saying that we need to work on the big fears and the realistic ones before the fruit spray, citing his wife and the pool gate concern that paled in comparison to tap water and dirty veggies.
Adam is sharing his theory on moisturizers and chapstick and the “anti-nature cycle” that people get roped into, Adam brings up the Purell concerns and his own experience in the sun and compares it to his childhood where nobody cared about his hydration nor skin condition.
Adam wonders if we have become weaker and dependent on Sunscreen, Alison proposes the sun is hotter and BB has the most realistic idea about what is going on.
Adam brings up Quaaludes and throwback Jordan sneakers and is sharing his idea for a throwback drug store where you can get the drugs of a bygone era.
Adam is now using men dying their hair as the ultimate example for messing with nature, he’s on a killer riff and asking why old dudes all select the “old guy apricot” shade of hair old dudes go with.
Alison is now explaining how dark hair might be seen as to stark on an aging face and why and how most women go blonde as they age.
Adam brings up the newly balding guy where you can see through the layers of his scarce hair cover and now Adam is getting to pube coloring, Adam is asking why his armpit hair is black as Africa and his beard is grey, why not switch that.
Josh congratulates Adam on his pitch black armpit hair.
Alison is now sharing her story of battling toilet ants and how she peed all over the seat and needed to change a tampon in her damp toilet seat pee.
Josh has a tale of fire ants, buttholes and cooch and now Adam is killing it in a riff, Ace Awards 2014 candidate.
Adam is sharing the anecdote of a gal he knew who got popped for cheating after her boyfriend found part of a condom inside of her.
Adam, Alison and josh are all now riffing about her possible explanations, hilarious “raped while jogging/trashcan liner” joke answer for Adam and a more realistic yeast infection with a vibrator lie.
Alison brings up the vaginal ultrasounds that use a condom, Alison now tells people to use that lie instead.
Adam is doing a Draft Kings Live Read with BB.
Alison’s News
1st Story is on the beheading of an American journalist by terrorist group ISIS, Adam is praising the photo of the deceased man enjoying his cigarette.
Alison explains how she warned the staff to be careful in the google searches, nobody wants to see that and now Adam is explaining how in our haste to never judge that things are spinning out globally.
Josh has some firsthand accounting for performing overseas for the troops and how they give the prisoners PlayStation to discourage them from throwing their fecal matter.
Adam is now giving his take on how the people around these monsters need to rise up and put their foot down, somebody has to grab these young Muslim men by the arm and tell them no.
Josh has a sound reasoning for why people don’t rise up and Adam talks about the lunatics taking over the asylum and how America keeps organized crime and gangs at bay, they don’t get to take over.
Adam is sharing how this will never work, we can’t intervene and change things, they need to rise up and change their own countries.
Adam says we shouldn’t watch or play the tape, Adam says that we can’t be sane enough for all of the insane people globally.
Alison is in the mix, she gets a ‘Homeland’ reference in and asks about the importance of journalists trapped overseas, Adam is bringing up arguing with his wife and … other people with chipmunk brains, it’s not the same way of thinking.
You’re not talking to a brain that mirrors yours, it’s an insane brain and they are honored by killing themselves.
Josh is riffing about family values among terrorists and Adam is calling for people to start passing judgment, yes!
Cultural relativism leads to unhealthy human behaviors and Adam is now listing the Branch Davidians and has a “till the soil” line that BB picks up on, Adam does a heavy Self Satisfied Sniff.
Adam is doing a Go to Meeting Live Read
2nd Story Is on Craig Ferguson’s post late night work, a game show and a new talk show, Alison plugs ‘The List’ and is trying to conjure the name “Scripps” and BB chimes in with the wrong production company, nice plug for Teresa Strasser from Alison Rosen.
Adam is mocking his methodology for viewing ‘Jeopardy’ and how he silently sits through all of the questions until they hit some trivia he knows and he then mocks them for being idiots.
Josh is now asking BB about his ‘Who Wants To Be a Millionaire’ winnings and Josh asks Adam about his money, he explains he treats it like a Shark who has to continuously swim forward, he can’t stop due to his monthly nut and ecosystem supporting all of the staff he employs.
Adam is bringing ups his weekends to Monterey and how he offsets his vacation costs by doing a live show during the same weekend, Adam brings up the live Carcast episode they just taped.
CarCast Live! Plus Paul Newman’s 300zx On The Dyno
Josh is waxing poetic on a “Comic’s mentality” about income and how he tries to fit shows in whenever he can, Adam is now bringing up his bottle signings and why he adds those to his comedy show trips, Adam doesn’t get the people who need to rest upon arriving for work, if he’s in town it’s time to do work.
Adam brings up his last book and how he wrote it in traffic with Mike Lynch
“The Asshole is a one way street while the vagina is more of a roundabout” – Adam
They’re now addressing Alison’s very specific ant in the butthole fears and she wraps up the news.
Adam is doing a live read for Prosper.com
Adam is plugins the upcoming live shows, BB’s brain tumor walk and Josh Wolf’s podcast.