Giovanni’s Superfan Sidebar 05/26/2016 – Randy Couture and David Wild

Giovanni’s Superfan Sidebar 05/26/2016 – Randy Couture and David Wild

A real time blog where Superfan Giovanni does recap and commentary on the show as it happens and opines on all things ACS

Guest Randy Couture and David Wild

Recorded 05-25-2016 – Release Date 05-26-2016

Production Number #1830

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Adam opens the show to another lyrical intro from Lynch, BB has a great drop from Robert from yesterday’s show as today’s #TopDrop and BB says he learns a lot by watching the show, not only kids benefit from it.

Adam is now talking about school and how we don’t prepare kids for life, not even checkbook balancing classes during home economics, they kept the home part and skipped the economics.

Adam wishes leukemia on ‘Caillou’ and shares the some of junk he learned while in school, how to bake Pillsbury crap etc.

 

Adam talks about leaning how to fry and egg on his own and David has a Blue Apron free plug, Adam is talking about his teacher Ms. Commissar and BB plays some Falco opening bars of ‘Der Commissar’ and he makes a point about loser teachers and how they might be uncomfortable with the game of life and therefore don’t teach it.

Adam has a white supremacist and nerds as teachers set of analogies, he thinks that teachers are essentially failures in life and don’t like to work hard so they waste the kids’ lives and further drag down society.

Gina is now correcting Adam’s stats about savings accounts and the average person’s ability to get even just 1k dollars.

 

Adam says he thinks they’ve brought everyone into the tent of teachers who has been shamed by failing at life, David has his own take on feminism and its role in opening up employment opportunities for women therefore seeming very smart and effective women to other fields.

David tells them about a teacher who told them how to establish credit via a bank loan.

Adam is talking about his credit check for his first apartment, he’s trying to remember the name of the credit check, not fico but something.

 

Adam says that when they would type in his name it would just come up with ‘2 Girls 1 Cup’ and Gina tells them about her college credit card that put her in debt for years.

Adam somehow knows that it originated in 2007, he claims he actually created it way earlier with his horrible credit report.

Adam is sharing his fear and uncertainty when he would go pay the 25$ fee for his credit check to get a new apartment, knowing that it would be a scat fetish video at best, he would try and tell them how honest he was and how he was never late with a rent payment, often to no avail.

 

Adam tells them about his first credit card and then his secured card he used, he says he bought a leather sofa to the tune of 41$ per month in payments.

Adam is now ranting about them not pulling at risk youth aside in the school system to protect them from failing.

Adam says that shame is running our world and the male teachers in particular have climbed off of life’s merry go round therefore they don’t want to bring it up, so some loser’s shame now dictates the parameters of your child’s education.

 

Adam finds out that the Bank of Hoven is still around, going by the name Plains Commerce Bank, BB has some H.O.V.A. for a quick joke or someone hit play on something they weren’t supposed to.

Adam says he always felt sad for the kids that were heading toward the wrong direction, hilarious “shooting dreidel” one liner in reply to David who tells him about expectations for more issues with private and public school kids.

Adam jokes about the Sharks and the Jets.

 

Adam is doing a Castrol Live Read

 

Adam warns to sum up his take on luck, he’s sharing how he’s been getting a fair bit of pushback from what he assumes are losers, he says he held on to Kimmel for dear life and road his “luck” and now Adam welcomes Nate to the show.

Adam says that Nate was gutted like a fish and he shows them his scar, Adam tells him to stop showing off his scar and tell him the story.

Nate is very eloquently explaining what happened with a crazed man while he was out having dinner with a woman, he ended up in Cedar’s for a month, he lost the tip of his kidney and was forced to wear a colostomy bag for 6 months, holy shit!

 

Adam jokes about hiring a guy to beat a drum for his slave ship working on the documentaries in reply to Nate joking about Adam gifting them with 45 min of AC.

 

Adam says that someone sent him a page from a book by Don Watkins, Gary is now reading an expert about businesses and the role that luck plays in a regular company vs. a 10x company.

Gary is reading well and only stumbles over a single word, Adam talks about the struggling writers from high school that he offered to fly out and work on ‘The Man Show’ they squandered their luck in knowing him, while he juiced Kimmel’s orange for all he could get.

Adam talks about how he gets rids of his loser friends, he recommends they go home and write down 10 ideas to then have them bring in to refine and try out.

 

Adam says that Ray now does work harder than him and David says he’s been working harder than he’s ever worked in his life over the past 3 weeks.

He named drops his buddy Pat Francis the infamous “Barney comedian” from the movie ‘Heckler’, semi-regular 3rd chair on ‘Never Not Funny’ and EBay feedback/reply artist Pat is watching the show, he met Adam off air before the show started.

For those that know about his comments towards Adam’s comedy, this is quite a surprise, maybe he’s come around though, I hope!

 

Gary is reading the final two paragraphs, Adam comments and sums things up nicely and moves on to a live read.

 

Adam is doing a True Car Live Read

 

Adam asks David about his new series with Arsenio Hall, he gives the full breakdown of the format and how it’s a nostalgia blast form the past.

David tells them about using the “Bee Girl” to bring out Hanson and he says she hugged him, Adam jokes about a Lane Bryant for Bee outfits, David confirms she’s very fit and looking good these days.

BB has a delayed reaction to the fat joke and Adam jokes about 1986 eventually being the theme for an episode and how he dreads the ‘Hall and Oates’ that will be played.

David gets in one final plug for his new show ‘Greatest Hits’ and the move on to the calls.

 

Q and Ace

1st Caller James, he’s a week behind on the podcast and wants to see some before and after kitchen pictures.

Adam is telling them about the barstools and final touches, Adam says he’s now getting angry and he’s recalling ADS from yesterday where he complained about his guys not unpacking and setting up his barstools.

Adam came home to see the stools still boxed up, his employees earn 25$ per hour regardless of their work, why not assemble the chairs.

 

Adam echoes his sentiment about missing working with Daniel Kellison as he would bullshit and manipulate people into getting things they needed done, Adam talks about his old assistant Jay and how kind he is in comparison.

Adam is telling them about the delay in picking up the stools.

Adam is now breaking down the movie ‘Manhunter’ and why he prefers that movie to ‘The Silence of the Lambs’ and he is quoting Brian Cox convincing a someone to reveal information over the phone.

 

Adam mentions is Pixar table read and how he arrived home to see the boxes stacked up in the front entry way, Adam was pissed that Tom didn’t take the initiative and assemble them himself.

Adam put the stools together in 8-10 min. and says his guys beat him on a technicality.

Adam is now pledging to share some pictures and BB is giving more details on ‘Manhunter’ and nobody is mentioning the superior Director’s Cut.

 

They tease the arrival of Randy Couture and say goodbye to the great David Wild.

 

They’re back from break with Randy making his ACS podcast debut, he was last on the KLSX radio show ACS on Aug. 13th 2008.

Adam asks him about retirement and the hall of fame, he reveals he retired got inducted and then came back to fighting for 4 years after that.

Adam jokes about that being like seeing a guy playing the league wearing his hall of fame jacket and Randy reveals he was given some kind of plaque and Adam tells him to bring It to the Octagon to hit someone over the head with it.

 

Adam is asking him about his day spent wrestling and is plugging his upcoming event, Adam explains that they didn’t have wrestling at his high school or in this area, Randy reveals over the ridiculous number or wrestling programs in Orange County alone.

Adam say North Hollywood had none of that, they got soccer and that’s about it, not even a Lacrosse team.

Adam say they had a cross country track team and Adam says that sport is minus dicks sucking points, they invented a sport that made women’s pussies dry up.

 

Adam is asking Randy about his debut at UFC #13 and he talks about the bygone era of “proving styles” and Adam brings up the Tank Abbot brawling era before Randy even entered the sport.

Adam is asking Randy about Jon Jones and Adam talks about his crazy innate balance that can’t be taught, natural ability.

Randy brings up Conor McGregor and his much hyped possible fight boxing Mayweather and Adam is talking about the elite athlete element coupled with hard work resulting in guys like Floyd, you’re either slick like that or you’re not.

 

Adam is sharing what he heard when Connor was being interviewed about the possible fight, Connor said they’re not going to just “box” and Adam thinks it might be a kickboxing bout.

Adam is talking about “puncher’s gloves” and other items that have to be ironed out in the pre-fight planning and why each fighter will want things in their favor.

Adam says he doesn’t know why Connor should agree to a just hands battle with Floyd, Adam thinks Mayweather might have to work on his kickboxing before making this happen.

 

Adam is asking Randy about fighting Brock Lesnar and compares their different frames, Randy says he feels like he broke him down technically and made him work.

Randy says he thinks Brock never made friends with getting hit and being ok with it being part of the game.

Adam is asking about the purses today compared to Randy’s days in the promotion, Adam has a funny “octagon” correction for Randy who mentions being in the circle.

Randy talks about his first opponent in the organization and his tragic end.

 

Adam and Randy are talking about CTE and head trauma.

Randy shares what he was getting paid and how he was unaware of what other guys were making, Gina asks about win bonuses and Adam jokes about Randy’s manager putting money on Brock to beat him.

 

Adam asks about Wrestling in the Olympics, Randy says it’s no longer on the bubble and he explains how they were able to clean house and get rid of some questionable characters in the industry.

Adam is talking about wrestling not being in the Olympics is like IHOP taking pancakes off the menu.

Randy tells them about wrestling’s history in the Olympic games and Adam mentions MMA in the Olympics and says that MMA is the ultimate “end all” for sporting completion.

 

BB asks about the movie ‘Foxcatcher’ and if he knows the people in the story, he does and gives his take on the film compared to the real story and they go in depth on DuPont.

 

Adam is doing a Stamps.com Live Read

BB almost played the news theme at the wrong time edition

 

Randy tells them about shooting a movie down in Mexico with Chuck Zito, he says that The Expendables 4 is supposed to shoot this fall and Adam says he loves the series so he’ll be priming his pump.

 

Gina’s News

1st Story is on Bill Cosby’s upcoming court date to stand trial for sexual assault and Gina has all of the details, Adam says if you’re going to cheat…

Adam is now saying he needs to sit Lynette down with Camille to go over their husband’s infractions, Adam leaves the garage door open and Bill likes to drug and rape, allegedly.

Adam is now saying when you cheat go against your brain and how if a woman was to report back that you ate her pussy for 2 hrs. while asking about her day.

 

Gina brings up Adam’s “birthmark condoms” and he explains it to Randy, funny reactions from Randy who initially seems less than enthused.

Adam is going over how these similar stories start to add up and create a profile of what you’re into sexually.

Adam asks what kind of agreement Bill must have with his wife Camille, he is now working it out and talking as Bill explaining what she does or does not get out of their relationship.

 

Adam and Gina are asking about the actual conversation element and Adam brings up the Bodhi Elfman dinner to discuss an affair.

Adam talks about how people reflect on guys like Steve McQueen who loved the ladies.

Gina asks if he saying this is full Stockholm syndrome and Adam is now explaining that they’re form an era where famous guys got to fuck young chicks on the road, Adam has a killer Steve McQueen butt fucking Red Buttons on the set of the ‘The Towering Inferno’ joke.

 

Adam asks what she’s observing and Gina predicts she’ll write a book if Bill goes to prison and the money dries up, Adam says it’s tennis bracelet tightening time at the Cosby estate.

 

2nd Story is on the two people claiming toy be heirs to the late Prince, Adam is talking about the time he was pulled over for driving erratically testing out a car while heading home from LoveLine (KLSX Morning Show, while en route to work, it was a Subaru Legacy and not a WRX) and was suspected of a DUI, taking the breathalyzer is akin to the DNA test, if you’re not drunk take the test.

Adam references Rachel Dolezal and says she should work this heir angle and get a piece of the fortune, Adam says you know you’ve arrived when people try to come out of the woodwork to claim to be your loser family member who needs money etc.

Adam says he told a buddy that his 50k a month alimony meant he had arrived.

 

3rd Story is on the Chewbacca mom Facebook video that is the most viewed video in Facebook history, Gina plays the clip and asks if she’s just nuts or if this is just refreshing and fun to watch.

Adam says that shows like Vice are counterprogramming to the fat soccer mom having fun with a mask in her car.

Adam says human beings are always trying to find a balance and are all secretly jealous of this woman, Gina reveals the masks are going for 1k dollars on EBay and Adam is talking shit about ‘Star Wars’ and compliments his family for not caring about it.

 

Adam says shut the fuck up about this fantasy, go see the movie and enjoy it then shut up about it and he comments on people who have money socked away for collectibles and how they usually don’t have a family.

Adam is making some great points and BB brings up ‘Avatar’ in comparison and Adam says he doesn’t give a shit and he says it was a creative story that was well told in some instances, poorly in others now shut up about it.

Gina asks what movie theme moves them the most, Star Wars, Indiana Jones or Superman.

Adam says the Jurassic Park theme is a very underrated one, nice.

 

Randy picks Indiana Jones and Dawson swears by the superman theme.

 

Gina is helping Adam with a Life Lock Live Read

Superman Theme cameo edition

Randy Couture is a member too

 

They are now listening to the themes; Adam says that he heard Dennis Prager say the best new classical music is created for feature films.

 

4th Story is on dormant butt syndrome, Gina explains the definition of the condition and Adam is talking about the soft lives we all lead now in the modern era.

Adam says we are designed to wander and collect, not meant to sprint frantically then nap, then sit etc.

Adam says Jimmy has one of those walking desks and Adam thinks Gina could make her own version of one if she couldn’t swing the cost.

 

Adam asks Randy what he does now that he’s retired, he still trains and avoids sparring for the most part and Adam asks him about the injuries last minute and the cancellations that go on seemingly more often now than in previous years.

 

Adam asks if they will ever regulate training for MMA, Randy doesn’t see that ever happening and talks about the fine line of contact sports and he asks about fighting injured.

They wrap the news

Dam is now sharing his ‘Rings of Honor’ movie idea, he is going over the special skills element and how they team up to beat the terrorists using their specialties and specific sports.

Adam say the sheriff is 26.2 miles away and the marathon runner who needs to best their own record time to save everyone.

Adam has a killer ‘Gymkata’ reference and Adam jokes about Randy being cast in the movie as the coach.

 

Adam plugs the Ranker Podcast

 

Adam is giving out the live dates and gives out he closing plugs as they wrap up the show and BB plays a great “he ate my pussy for two hours and he never stopped asking what went on at work today” drop from Adam from earlier in the show talking about having affairs and changing things up to not get caught.