Giovanni’s Superfan Sidebar 05/12/2016 – John Resig and Bob Phillip

Giovanni’s Superfan Sidebar 05/12/2016 – John Resig and Bob Phillip

A real time blog where Superfan Giovanni does recap and commentary on the show as it happens and opines on all things ACS

Guest John Resig and Bob Phillip

Recorded 05-11-2016 – Release Date 05-12-2016

Production Number #1820

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Adam opens the show to a funny “sperm in the gutter” intro from Dawson and Lynch.

Adam welcomes BB and Gina to the show, BB has a “Drunk, I’m Drunk” #TopDrop and Adam says his life is like that of a caregiver in a home for mentally challenged adults.

Adam is now listing some of the augmentations he must make to help other, he cites the nail polish on the door knob of the French doors, he shares how the nanny can beat you on a technicality by not locking the door to begin with.

 

Adam explains what tech screws are and their purpose and how he modified his toaster oven to prevent the plastic microwave cover from melting on top of it as his family couldn’t stop putting the lid on the top of the toaster oven.

Adam references the compressor being left on at his shop and his “not me!” reply about always knowing when things are left on, he remembers turning it on.

Adam describes his classic Coca Cola cooler that was gifted to him by Jimmy Kimmel and used to look way more vintage before he took it apart and painted it.

 

Adam is talking about the fridge being a “big draw” and Gina asks if that is why she can’t use her microwave and hairdryer simultaneously.

Adam is sharing how Nate asked if he could host a poker night at the warehouse, Adam says he somewhere between generous and apathetic when it comes to lending someone his space or being courteous, but when he returns and has to clean up chips and a mess he is not ok with it.

Adam says that he got the report back from his guys that Nick crashed in the studio and the cooler was left on all night, Adam has no problem with the sleeping part but is not cool with the wasted watts of the cooler running when nobody was there to use it.

 

Adam is asking Nick about the poker night that was hosted at the studio last night, Nick Davis is now on mic and confirms how he kept calling Michael Trucco by Christian Bale’s name and movie titles such as ‘American Psycho’ and he reveals this is a poker game that’s been running 20+ years, same crew of guys.

Adam says that Nate went in and woke Nick up, Adam shares the description Nate gave and they’re now looking at a still of a video recorded of Nate waking Nick up.

Adam is talking about the “it told the/him to…” conversations where he tells people to take responsible for the idiots who fail to accomplish tasks you’ve given to them.

 

Adam is talking about ‘L.A. Beer’ and explains that Nate is sober and he left the sloppy drunken guy behind to batten down the hatches, they’re now watching the video of Nate waking Nick up.

Adam is commenting on Nate singing Kanye West lyrics in his sleep, Adam is now joking about a channel of just footage of drunk people doing stuff like this.

Adam shares the “Captain We Can’t Feed Them Boys Sticky Rice” story of his drunken buddy Chris, Adam asks Gary to search for this commercial, he says they haven’t had a lot of success with this in the past.

 

Gina tries to use his age to dismiss his behavior and Nick says he’s 28 and has no excuse, Adam is now back to the Michael Trucco name confusion, he says that should have been his sign to stop drinking, Adam says he doesn’t blame people for getting drunk, they should just listen to the “dude maintain” when it’s delivered by Nate.

Adam is now sharing how Dr. Drew would reply and Nick tells them about having his room information henna tattooed on himself during spring break.

Adam talks about his own ability to follow direction with a dude maintain, Adam comments on Nate’s wrestling background and says all he does is run bleachers in his mind.

 

Adam is now talking about the rale comedy of Nick and his humiliation, he didn’t want this discussed on air and asked them not to bring it up, he’s humiliated, poor guy.

I vomited at Adam’s Malibu house and so did Mike from ‘Plain White Tees’ about 4yrs later, I totally relate to this, it’s not a big deal, I hope Nick doesn’t feel too badly, good show content at least!

Adam says he watched the video and says it’s him being drunk he’s not doing anything embarrassing, no weird talk offering to suck Adam’s dick.

Adam says he talked to Nate and told him they didn’t need him on the line for the show, Nate then briefed Adam on the “cock talk” and “cock holding” that went on, Adam brings up the irony of just saying there was no humiliating cock talk to only find out there was some cock talk.

 

Adam talks about Nick winning pots and cleaning everyone out while bragging about his math skills, Adam says he may want to contact legal zoom.

 

Adam is doing a Legal Zoom Live Read

 

Candidate Platitude

1st Caller Paul, he’s calling form a bar in Minnesota and wants Adam’s take on traffic roundabouts, Adam jokes about Paul not hearing him and jokes about him knowing Nick and they move on.

 

2nd Caller Adam wants the candidates take on red turn arrows, Adam is now going on about inspiring Japanese car manufactures to open up shop in the states.

Adam is crushing this and has a killer “Merlin” reference and he reveals he’s also married to a Katie and has been married to her for 133yrs, Adam is against “Gay” he doesn’t like Paris nor Marvin Gaye.

Adam is a patriot not a “gaytriot” and he performed his wife’s tubal ligation, he promises a ligation in every tube when he’s president.

 

Adam the caller brings up the guy who fails to honk at the car in front of both of you, the middle guy.

Adam says that person will be caned and the person in front of him will be drawn and quartered or even cut into eights.

Caller Adam has something going on and BB says it sound like a domestic dispute and they go back to Adam Carolla’s riffing.

 

Adam says he will get the garbage men to pay you, he asks himself how he will get the garbage men to pay you to take out your trash.

Adam says he trained seagulls on garbage barges to drop off nickels to ride on them and snack or whatever, they wrap up the bit as Adam tells the listeners to “google that shit.”

 

Adam is doing a SimpliSafe Live Read

Adam’s dad’s house was never broken into edition

Adam realizes that his father’s home was never burgled and presumes someone must’ve come in over the years and the left empty handed and depressed about people living in such conditions.

Adam’s Favorited Tweets

1st Tweet cost of oatmeal is 13% per day, Adam is now ranting about parents who can’t spend 13 cents on their kid per day, Gary is now on mic to correct BB and tells him the milk and sugar was included in the oatmeal breakfast.

Adam is explaining how he would like people to take care of their children and how the government is not going to properly care for them, it will be the bare minimum to get by and survive.

Adam says he likes Obama as a human being, he thinks, but he hates him as a politician and he hates the victimization mentality he pedals, victim rhetoric.

 

2nd Tweet Obama speaking about luck, Adam asks if this is what we want in a president, Adam comments on luck and the definition of it where everyone born post cholera is lucky.

Adam is talking about his upcoming 24hr War documentary and how Enzo Ferrari had a family member killed by the Flu, two family members, is that white privilege too?

BB is arguing for the angle that Obama is talking about rich kids of privileged background, Adam says those kids often OD on drugs.

Adam is now using Enzo Ferrari and his dead, father, brother and son to ask if he was lucky in life.

 

Adam says that being lucky vs unlucky doesn’t mean anything and he shares what he told his son about buying a lottery ticket.

Gina has a great one liner about winning and buying a new dad, Adam jokes about Michael Trucco adopting his son.

Adam is telling the president to shut the fuck up and mocks his pet peeve.

 

Gina shares what she would feel about 4yrs of education at Howard university to only hear the president explain how lucky she was.

Adam has a killer Ron joke that flies over BB and Gina’s head initially.

Adam has a funny Howard Lepidus reference and they move on.

 

3rd Tweet (list from Drew on ADS 339) ‘The Triple Package: How Three Unlikely Traits Explain the Rise and Fall of Cultural Groups in America’

Gary reads the traits, Adam Gina and BB all weigh in and respond.

Gina explains the movement she saw on encouraging parents to realize their time was over and the only thing they can do is save the next generation of kids they brought into this world.

Adam says we’re going to have some causalities in this war on poverty, we’ll have causalities.

 

Gina asks about the Gavin Newsom interview and if he ever just gave in and asked what Adam wanted from him, Adam is now clarifying for the record why he will never be back on the show and his own personal feelings for the guy, he doesn’t dislike him.

Adam is now getting to his historical arguments he attempted to use during the interview, Adam asks what are we going to do have some kind of “Atrocity Off” and he comments on the micro atrocities vs. macro atrocities, everyone has got them in their families past.

“Can we move the fuck forward Gavin” – Adam, Adam says he has no bad feelings for the man but does think he’s a liar and Adam is now talking to the voting public of Los Angeles and he tells his Latin brothers not to fall for Villaretardo’s fake last name.

Adam is now making a point about Asian people flourishing in Los Angeles despite not having a mayor with their same ethnicity.

 

Adam is doing a True Car Live Read

 

They head to break

 

They’re back from break with John Resig and Bob Phillip, Bob explains his last name to Adam and John chimes in.

John was on Take a Knee episode #19 and immediately jumps into a description of the Chive brand and what it is exactly.

He tells them about their partnership with Bill Murray and he comments on the 30k shirts being sold per minute and Adam asks how they first heard from Bill Murray after selling the pirate shirts with his visage.

 

John tells them about sponsoring Bill Murray’s golf tournament, BB asks if they were trying to get a licensing deal with Bill and they explain how they were socking money away in case he eventually wanted his cut.

 

Bob says it was the 3rd year before he introduced himself to Bill at the golf tournament, Bob says that Bill gets stopped a lot and recommends you don’t “fanboy” on him if you meet him, Gina shares a tidbit about Paul McCartney.

Adam is going over the lack of stomach troubles in his life and how he was tweeted an article about people who purge and how they’re often those without stomach issues.

BB explains how Christie got acute colitis after his diagnosis from the stress.

 

Adam is talking to the Chive guys about his new IPA that they’re enjoying and they move on to the news.

 

Gina’s News

1st Story is an update on Prince, BB has a joke attempt and Gina declares it “March Sadness” as she describes the practice and doctor who was prescribing drugs to Prince.

Adam doesn’t like the use of “practice” in medicine and wants a doctor who runs a “perfect” and Adam says it’s not really this guy’s fault, funny hummingbird and Vicodin comment from Adam.

Adam jokes about Prince’s bodyweight and how his mascara was most of it, he says that if a doctor can cause John Goodman to OD then we got a problem, blame that doctor.

 

2nd Story is on Gene Simmons comments about Prince’s untimely death, Adam is now describing Gene and how he’s a hardworking blowhard that he can’t abide by.

Adam says Gene is one of the “never tried alcohol or drugs” guys, Adam doesn’t like people who don’t at least try substances.

Gina has the details on Gene’s “apology” and follow up comments, she reads his words about drugs and drug addicts.

 

Adam says that sounds pretty reasonable, BB is now saying that Prince deserves our pity and had an alternate definition of pathetic, Adam jokes about Gene selling pinball machines and coffins with KISS branding and him even having coffins with pinball machines.

Gary is on mic commenting on the experience of sitting in Gene’s merchandise room with Adam while they were waiting to record TAK 003 – Gene Simmons.

Adam jokes about not paying attention and riffs Gene Siskel’s name into their comments.

 

Adam is doing a Stamps.com Live Read

Elvis song ‘Return to Sender’ with BB impression of Elvis edition

 

3rd Story is on the 20min melee brawl at Sylmar High School, Gina has all of the details and clips from a local news story covering it.

Adam has a great “Whaat!?” about the reveal of it being a racial dispute and Adam says their mascot is a teenage boy moustache.

Adam jokes they don’t have enough black students to win the battle there, BB has some great ‘Gangster’s Paradise’ music as they wrap up the story.

 

4th Story is on a new study about men’s Botox treatments being on the rise, Adam interrupts it.

Adam is going off on the unusable school system and why he must live in a different area to avoid the race wars of Sylmar, Adam jokes about this being a sitcom plot.

John asks how Gina deals with this all day, Gina says “hey man that’s cool, he has things to say” and they move on.

 

5th Story is on a new system that allows you to see how man murderers share your first name, she says the most common names for murderers are Juan and Jeremy, Adam now riffs about the huge cock of Juan Jeremy, a new Latin pornstar.

Gina reveals that Juan is the number name for California and Adam has another sarcastic “what!?” about that being the most common criminal name in Ca.

Gina is reading some of the women’s names for criminals and Adam says this must be the most common names, he makes a point about the lack of Moshe’s on the list.

 

Gina tells Adam about Adam being the number one criminal name in Iowa, Gary thinks the bible connection and lots of religious people.

Gina tells Adam just to be careful out there, hilarious!

 

6th Story is on Facebook denying the report that they were filtering conservative political content and Gina reads their official response.

Bob is talking about how they could curate content and John suggests that Adam was running Facebook, what would he do with his machine.

Adam says he doesn’t read and gives his take on every corporation and institution taking on a personality, it’s almost impossible for something to be inert and neutral.

 

Adam brings up the differences in airport security across the country and says it would be almost impossible to franchise an airport.

Adam says that people who disagree start to slough off of these places they don’t fit in, Adam says the assholes end up at LAX and Adam is now riffing with BB as a TSA staffer about making people cry during their shift in order to make the stats required to keep the job.

Hilarious scene! Great sing songy tone and insult closer.

 

7th Story is on the national bison legacy act, Gina has the details about the symbolic gesture and Adam wants a 3rd vote where the people in congress could say “don’t care” and have a smoke outside while they vote on it, he doesn’t like people with energy for or against ideas like this.

Gina asks the longest amount of time someone has spent on Catalina island without leaving, Adam jokes Natalie Wood and Adam riffs about losing 22kids of color while trying to bus them in during the 70’s.

John and Bob are chiming in and BB asks if Bison are vegetarian/herbivores and Adam knows the answer right away.

 

Adam is doing a SimpliSafe Live Read

 

8th Story is on Budweiser’s new collectable America titled beer cans, Adam jokes about collectable items that hobos use as a hand-me-down currency.

Adam predicts the first person who will be outraged by this can, Adam says the word god on the can with the pledge of allegiance, if it’s removed the right will be pissed, if it’s left in then the leftist populace will be offended.

Gina wraps the news and Adam gives out the closing plugs.

Adam plugs PodcastOne

 

Adam plugs the new ‘Get It On’ T-Shirt and they wrap up the show to a drop of Gina making up a Jewish name from the 5th news story.

Dawson plugs the first ever Live the Film Vault Podcast for BB and Anderson, this is rare and pretty huge, TFV was and early Carolla Digital production before moving on, cool to hear them bury any leftover hatchets with this plug.