17 May Giovanni’s Superfan Sidebar 05/11/2015 – Tim Conway Jr.
A real time blog where Superfan Giovanni does recap and commentary on the show as it happens and opines on all things ACS
Guest – Tim Conway Jr.
Recorded 05-10-2015 – Release Date 05-11-2015
Production Number #1572
Adam opens the show to a “Milf Porn” intro and he thanks the fans for supporting them, BB plays the “Bill Simmons” typing sound effect as today’s #TopDrop and explains he’s been in the news, trying to bait Adam into talking about it.
Adam says he’s aware and hints that Maybe Bill will return to the show, he thanks the fans for supporting him with ‘Winning’ and explains they will be screening it in Imax while he’s at the Indy 500 with Sonny.
Adam is sharing his mother’s day explanation to his wife, he’s commenting on how easy it is to travel with Sonny, the equivalent of a pine scented air freshener, hilarious comments from Gina and Ace!
Adam is explain that Nate Adams is the soberest and sanest guy he knows, he will be returning with Sonny and cites Nate’s experience wrestling.
Adam says that Lynette has not stopped worrying about this since it was decided, Adam says this worrying is useless and we’re not going to change the plans.
Adam is sharing that “she just wishes” and she’s the greatest mom in the world, he doesn’t want her fretting over this anymore.
Adam says the most dangerous part of this expedition is the trip from the speedway to the airport, he cites the possible drunk driving.
Adam says that Nate drinks nonalcoholic beer and doesn’t get drunk.
Adam is talking about his kids interests, he’s bringing up how Natalia rode on of the electric bikes over at his other shop, and BB plays a nice Transformers drop.
Adam is now explaining the purposes of these folding electric bikes and how you can avoid paying to park on some rich guy’s property.
Adam says park far away and buzz to the front gate, BB says he used to do that with Christie with their bikes.
Adam says they have some surveillance footage of his daughter falling, he’s explaining how he noticed her turning the key back and forth and he could tell she “wasn’t in control of that horse” and Adam cites the quote “Brevity is the soul of wit” and references the time his wife hesitated on their Mulholland run in the Lamborghini.
Adam says they should have a class action lawsuit for how the handles on motorcycles and motorized scooters, they accelerate based on the natural way your body is falling in an accident.
Adam is explaining how he yelled for her to remove her right hand, she had not reason for why she didn’t listen.
Adam explains how she was freaked out but not banged up and he didn’t indulge in making her feel it was a real accident, Adam says Lynette is out of town working for Mangria.
Adam is now telling the gang about his time at home with the kids, he was building a new tire swing and staircase for her treehouse with Natalia assisting him the whole time, his dream!
Adam brings up confusion with Mike August regarding a booking, BB and Adam are talking about instructions to let the lawns go in Los Angeles, Adam says he saw the municipal sprinklers going full blast all day spraying onto dirt, tires and hobos.
Adam wrote down the time he saw the sprinklers at 6pm and wants to know they can’t be turned off when rain is approaching, the technology exists.
Adam says that even in the “salad days of agua” back when they were first doing the KLSX morning show in 2006 he was complaining about this.
Adam explains his hatred of waste, Gina brings up the story of the most recent burst water main in Los Angeles.
Adam is now doing an Arctic Ease Live Read
Adam is now playing a local TV news clip complaining about what he was bringing up not only 10 years ago but as far back as 20 years ago on Loveline, this is an old gripe of his.
Adam is now having them play more of the story.
Adam is mocking the super bullshit answer, Adam says this is why he doesn’t like giving the government money, and he says he would gladly give 65% if they could engineer a better living situation.
Mr. Brightside
Adam asks BB and Gina what they did for Mother’s Day and goes back to the caller then explains what he did with the kids for Lynette today.
1st Caller McClure, for the 3rd time. He tells them about getting his wife a massage for Mother’s Day and says she was disappointed they didn’t get her handmade craft.
Adam is now asking for adopted starving children sponsored in foreign lands to supply one practical homemade gift you can then pass off on your loved ones.
BB jokes about McClure trying to take this as his advice.
Adam is now sharing how he needs reminders for loved ones birthdays and they move on.
2nd Caller Robert, he brings up the fact that he was called “Sir” for the first time recently, his baby makes some baby sounds and Adam tells him to put her face down in a terrarium while they talk.
Adam says that the sir probably means the person was ex-military and says it was a good thing.
Adam says they can’t call people Mr. nor “Bob” do it becomes Mr. Bob.
Adam brings up the ongoing feud he had with the guy at the 76 station on Beachwood and Franklin, Gary knows it well and it was discussed on Classic Loveline many, many times.
Gary says that when you live in that neighborhood it’s your only connection to the world, Gary is well versed.
Adam is now bringing up the campaign they ran with a red-haired guy named Murph who never stopped helping, who was traded with a hilarious named Middle Eastern fellow.
Adam is forgetting the time(S) he broke down on the way to Loveline and screamed “what about Murph” to the attendant.
They’re watching the 76 commercial with Murph, BB brings up the story of the time Adam screamed for the guy in the commercial regarding Alaska Airlines, and Adam tells that story in full.
Adam is back to his war with the crappy attendant and the psychological warfare they engaged in, Adam says he can’t stand it when people treat regular customer like shit.
Adam is not being a cultural relativist and says even if people are from other lands they should embrace courtesy to customers if they’re running a business.
Adam is now doing a live read for Onnit.com
Adam talks about Drew and his love for the MCT oil.
Adam is teasing the arrival of Tim Conway Jr.
They’re back from break with Tim Conway Jr. making his 1st appearance on the show, there was an episode with Conway and Steckler if memory serves, and perhaps it was an episode of Tim’s show taped at Adam’s place back in 2009 or 2010.
They come back to a ‘Definitely Not a Jew’ involving hand sanitizer consumption related psychosis.
Adam says that Carol Alt thought she was coming in next week, Adam is now blaming Mike August and his use of “next” and “this” when it comes to upcoming dates.
Adam is praising Tim’s show and one of his favorite bits, Tim explains the origin and how it was inspired by Jessie Jackson.
Adam is bringing up how unfair closed captioning is for deaf people, he says it’s condensing and his only joy would be reading swear words, why can’t they type out expletives for adult deaf viewers.
Tim talks about how screwed up the closed captions can be, Adam says he could never do that job.
Adam is talking about the old building KLSX used to be in and their lack of carpeting, BB is busting out some of his classic Fake Jack Silver and Adam jokes about the “sap stains” pretty funny.
Tim talks about the two anti-rape posters that were in the men’s room when he started at the station, Adam jokes about Jack Silver ear raping his newsgirls.
Tim brings up his favorite Loveline calls and wants to know if the delay impacted certain caller’s behaviors and he references the classic 2002 “Holocaust Call” with Tom Arnold.
Adam is now explaining the premise for the call and how they started the reenactment with her.
WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 21, 2002 – GUEST: TOM ARNOLD • HOST: ADAM, DR. DREW
Gina loses it to some of the lines from Adam and they listen to the whole call, wow.
They all react to the call and Adam talks about the type of laughter there at the end, Adam is telling them about going out to dinner with his family and the distance between their home and this specific place.
Tim and Adam are now joking about “fooling your ass” and Adam is now comparing the logic of trying to trick your ass about your route home to make it longer while actually taking the shorter route, bizarre.
Adam is explaining that trying to hold in poo is like trying to stop sweating or shaking, Adam says that losing the belt is like ringing the bell for the chuck-wagon in the commercial.
Adam is explaining the one move you have to avoid regarding pooping after holding it, he’s explaining how you can get splash back after the first blast.
Tim is now acting out his diarrhea spams, Adam is asking if the universal shit dance can’t unite all cultures.
Adam is asking Tim about gambling and playing the ponies, he wants to know how much he’s down over the years, and Tim gives him a hint.
Adam is now doing a Draft Kings live read
Adam asks Tim if his dad couldn’t have gotten him hooked on something less destructive than horse racing, Adam is joking about it with Tim and Tim asks him if he’s ever been single with money.
BB wants to know Tim’s number and he says that there aren’t that many wins, he explains that he owed the IRS 128k and gambled and was able to pay them off.
Adam asks Tim how his dad is doing, he explains that the book was very successful and he was asked to write another one, it was all the same material from his first book.
Tim is telling them about his mother dying on his birthday and the birth of his first child, Adam is making note that it’s crazy that Tim’s dad would marry someone like the nutty mom he describes.
Tim says we all marry our moms and Adam says he uses his parents as templates to avoid at all costs, Tim keeps saying he’ll eventually boomerang around and they change subjects.
Adam says he thinks Tim has Conway Sr. has done his show, he has not, Adam must have heard him on Tim Jr’s show.
Tim is telling them about his dad’s method for smuggling things back from Hawaii, mostly fruit.
Adam is describing a conversation from the most recent Take a Knee with Joe Mantegna, Adam is talking about the kids who went to Hawaii on vacation and how the have not’s reacted to them in the past when Adam was a kid vs. what Adam assumes are the reactions today.
Adam is saying its super simple and that the politicians don’t care about the 1%, but he mistakenly is describing more like the top 20% but still is accurate, he says that politicians cater to the masses to get votes, which is accurate too.
Adam is now telling politicians to start focusing on the 99% that need to get their shit together, Adam is now setting up the clip with Joe from the most recent TAK.
BB says something that sounds like criticizing the similarity between the precursor conversation and the clip.
Gina asks if people really did dress up for flying and Tim confirms it, he’s complaining about the modern flying experience.
Adam says there should be a rule prohibiting people eating outside food on flights, he explains how he would approach in flight fast food, limited supply with inflated bidding for the passengers.
Adam is now describing the cashless cabins and how he thinks it’s legally actionable that they refuse legal tender and you would win in court.
Gina’s News
Adam is doing a Castrol Live Read
Your engine is millions of little explosions – Adam
Adam is doing an extended live read and explains how their new oil works, calling it the next generation.
Tim brings up how Gina told him about never changing her oil after over 30k miles on her car, Adam is explaining how the oil pickup works and how when you get the light to come on by cornering it means your 5 quarts down, not just 1.
1st Story is a series of clips of women from the Bunny Ranch who support Hilary Clinton for President, this seems to be from TMZ.
Tim talks about getting his penis inspected with a black light, Adam references his wart exam from 2000, Gina asks how he did.
WEDNESDAY, JULY 19, 2000 – GUEST: MOLLY SIMS • HOST: ADAM, DR. MARCEL, DR. DREW
Adam talks about the things that would feel good for everyone else that he wouldn’t like to endure, he feels like he wouldn’t enjoy a whore-house much like he wouldn’t have enjoyed the private jet and Pacquiáo fight.
Adam says he’s now at the point where he’s excited when he cancels on himself, at the point where nothing trumps everything and has a hilarious quote.
Adam is joking about keeping Tim’s cremated cock in a matchbox.
2nd Story is on Prince’s new song ‘Baltimore’ and Adam asks if this is the only song he’s ever recorded about something other than fucking or sliding his dick into someone.
Gina now plays a clip of the hook.
Adam is joking about getting Prince and Elton John in an elevator to talk about their two city songs, citing the Philadelphia Freedom.
Adam says it must be great being gay and talks about how he saw Jim Brown and Tommy Davidson hugging it out and how it was cool they had a connection due to their ethnicity.
Tim is sharing his theory on gay men and how they must feel doubt even through their 50’s, double checking they’re really still into being with dudes.
Adam is now talking about Tim’s obviously violently heterosexual brain, killer line, and nice reaction from Gina.
Adam is saying you can’t take rational brain and understand school shooting and jokes about Tim bending Steckler, his old radio partner over a desk and fucking him, Gina loves that one too.
Adam says he thinks that gay guys are more into cocks and balls more than he’s into pussy and tits.
Tim is struggling with Adam’s insistence that Gina is right, Tim is now saying he thinks it would be humiliating to have a conversation with a dude like one would have with a heterosexual partner.
Gina wraps the news.
Adam is now talking about Tim’s idea about gay men, this is gold.
Gina says the “hey you” was a “slight jab” at her for some reference they don’t have time to explain without disrupting the show.
Adam is now sharing how his wife doesn’t appreciate his vast skills including building and many things outside of his profession.
Adam is saying he often doesn’t appreciate what his wife does nor fully internalizes and appreciates what she does being the opposite gender.
Adam suggests that a dude would be a different experience and possibly a more appreciative relationship overall.
Adam is doing a BlackTux.com live read
Adam wants to know why they need to check inseam still, Gina asks if Adam is asked what side he dresses to, he jokes about it being like a physical exam.
Gina wraps the news again, what?
Adam is now giving out the plugs and wrapping up the show, what a bizarre ending.