05 May Giovanni’s Superfan Sidebar 05/05/2016 – Dave Coulier and David Wild
A real time blog where Superfan Giovanni does recap and commentary on the show as it happens and opines on all things ACS
Guest – Dave Coulier and David Wild
Recorded 05-04-2016 – Release Date 05-05-2016
Production Number #1815
Adam opens the show to a funny “Star Wars Day” intro and Gina explains it, David is in studio and Adam says a light terrorist attack if probably necessary from time to time to keep us on track as a people.
BB has a solid and explicit David Wild #TopDrop so you know what day of the week it is now, Adam comments on Dawson discarding Mike Lynch’s daily intro joke and having him come up with a new one last minute.
Adam has an interesting reaction to that and comments on the nature of comedy, Adam has a sour grapes tangent and Dawson is using Lynch’s original intro at Adam’s behest.
Gina comments on Adam’s appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live and he riffs about the abundance of games in the season.
Adam is now talking about food and Gary has a picture of a place they drove past on their northwest tour, a 2 for 3-dollar deal at a gas station.
Adam is now talking about how like when choosing a prostitute, the lowest price for the most amount of women is not that appealing, he feels the same way about food.
Adam says his sweet spot for a prostitute is about 800$ and for fast food is the ‘In and Out burger’ menu.
David has a tumbling down the cliff of life hypothetical and BB suggests the people eating at truck stops and gas stations might have corporate gas cards and are trying to load up on extra stuff.
Adam just thinks everyone is stupid and Adam takes it back to the ball park, he mentions the divorce cam idea and goes over the process in extreme detail.
Adam says he purposely didn’t share this part on the show last night as they might have cut it out and gets into the Challenger space shuttle disaster and compares that to the sad kids witnessing the parents divorcing in the stadium.
Adam says if you get married at a baseball game, you must come back to announce your divorce there too, that’s the contract.
Adam is doing a Round Up Live Read
Ada mocks the “Cone Zone” alert on the electronic freeway signs, he brings up the water savings state wide since last year’s drought and how people could be encouraged to do more things like that, but nope it’s just “click it or ticket.”
Mangria Moments
#MangriaMoment
Adam talks about James Babydoll Dixon loving the Endless Rant IPA and Gina interrupts to share her difficulties adjusting the AC for the room, BB gets it on the first try and they joke about being men and getting things done.
Adam is talking about different ethnicities preferring different specialties and shares how he came home to witness the guys playing classic rock on the job site, Adam asked himself why not, it’s good music and he jokes about “A Mexican Star War” and makes a fine point about media and culture.
Winner Ryan, he’s just getting off work, he paints semi-trucks for a living and Adam says it must be nice and nobody cares about it like Lamborghini paint job.
Ryan has some bad news and shares that he is expected to get perfect paint jobs like high end sports cars.
Adam asks about the type of paints and Adam asks why they use metallic black, the hottest and dirtiest color possible.
Adam is always fascinated by dudes sporting flat black motorcycle helmets and Adam suggests freeway orang helmets to avoid accidents.
Adam asks who makes the trucks nowadays, Ryan says it’s all Peterbilt Trucks and Adam has a funny your friend peter joke, then an even funnier “Dawson says I can top it” topper, gold!
Adam is now talking about getting his “Seagull Scout” badge and all of the hilarious things required to earn it, they’re asking him about his Mangria table.
Adam is seeing his wife’s toes in the picture, he’s got a “unless you’re a pretty weird dude!?” joke, wow!
David suggest he might get caught cheating via the painted toes in the photo, perhaps from a mistress and not his wife.
Adam teases the arrival of Dave Coulier, he recalls his earliest appearances on the KLSX Morning Show, he’s got a “why’s she not a cunt” comment about beautiful women form Canada.
Adam is doing an Uber Live Read
Matt drives for Uber, Uber, Uber Edition
Adam talks about humans informing psychology and human behavior and shares how he would brief the guests before every MTV Loveline episode, telling them to just have fun and not worry about their role, it’s up to Adam.
Adam talks about getting iced on the side of stage waiting to get brought on, he talks about the nerves it generates in people and he says he was told that he’s been on Jimmy Kimmel Live 49 times, wow!
If only we had a complete archive of all of his appearances and filmed bits.
Q and Ace
1st Caller Dave, he wants to know why “Cunt” garners such an extreme reaction from people, he brings up the time he was doing Terrestrial radio and would argue about being able to use tits in place of boobs.
David Wild is wise to mention George Carlin and Adam talks about how bizarre this logic is and asks you to explain to an alien why we can’t say tits but we can come up with new ones like “sweater potatoes” and Adam is back to his alien challenge.
Adam is now sharing is theory on cunt being a word you keep in your boot for a derringer to inure your wife in a heated argument, he says the people of England have fucked out the word and it has lost its power.
Gina shares the story of being called a cunt and Adam is now saying his favorite argument is the follow up argument where you argue about the semantics, “I didn’t call you a cunt, I was saying you were acting like a cunt” and BB asks what’s worse if her BF called her a cunt or referred to her vagina as one.
David asks if Adam has ever called his wife a cunt and Adam has a killer joke about calling David’s wife one and then Gary alerting them that this is a clean show, gold!
BB shares how much his wife is offended by the word, Adam praises North American men for preserving that word’s power by not over using it.
2nd Caller Frank, he’s asking if he thinks the Safety is the most exciting play in football, he specifics his meaning and BB is now weigh in and says a kickoff return and interception are both far more exciting, Frank has a funny deflated reaction.
Frank cites the loudest reaction ever in college was a Husky Game with a Safety play against USC.
Gary and Adam are talking about Antonio Cromartie and BBV ponders if that phone call was an elaborate long con just to troll him about mid 90’s USC and UW football rivalry, Adam agrees it might have been just that.
3rd Caller Adam, he pitches a cartoon idea and explains the concept ala ‘Gilligan’s Island’ and Adam has a telling “oh boy” when he learns that Adam is trying to be a comedy writer and talks about where he lives and its proximity to his grandparents hold home.
4th Caller Grant, he wants to know if Adam has ever considered taking flight lessons and Dexter Holland’s annual threat/offer and quotes him saying he lost the jet in the divorce.
David has an ‘Offspring’ joke and Adam demands someone play a sound effect to shit on him for it, granted!
Adam is talking about how great of a band they are and Gina comments on their bios when they came into the show and how sparse Noodles was.
Adam is doing a Reverie Bed Live Read
Adam is wrapping up with David and plugs his latest installment of ‘The Eighties’ and Adam is mocking Steve Miller and his rock and roll hall of fame induction.
Adam cites Sheryl Crow as a good example and goes over the other artists and their performances with David, they head to break.
They return from break with a listen voicemail about peeing in your own backyard, Adam says own it homeowner and BB brags about doing it today.
Dave Coulier is making his ACS debut, he was a 3-time guest and legend on the previous incarnation of this show on KLSX.
Dave appeared on 2006/01/30, 2006/02/24 and 2006/03/29 and was full of “clarifying information” along with comedy, weird he never came back on…
Adam plugs his new children’s entertainment album, it’s part eBook part audio experience.
Adam talks about his kids watching ‘Full House’ and he says it’s soothing; he calls it video comfort food.
Dave brings up the hiatus between the original series and the new Netflix revival ‘Fuller House’ and he talks about the way people respond to the show.
Adam asks him about the show coming back after 20yrs and Dave explains why they were all hesitant to come back and do a reunion special ala ‘The Brady Bunch’ after seeing how that worked out.
Adam talks about getting the “Hey Man Show, where’s The Man Show?” from fans and how he should’ve picked a less creative and talented partner than Kimmel, if he was partnered up with Brian Dunkleman the reunion plans would be in full swing already, Jimmy though has too many irons into many brick pizza ovens to care about dredging up old content.
Adam mentions his kids and Dave realizes it’s been 10yrs since they’ve been on air together, Gina has a puzzled look on her face and Adam has that same look in his head and he comments on Dave telling them about flying model airplanes with his son in Van Nuys and how they flew together when his boy was younger.
Adam asks him if he rents the plane or owns it and Adam says he must hook Dave up with Dexter Holland and asks him about his airplane’s top speed.
Adam asks him about flying to Catalina with his son, Adam says it’s an island for romance hence why he won’t take his son there, he doesn’t want to drop a digit on him or be forced to bang him.
Adam references ‘26 Miles to Santa Catalina’ and they’re now all listening to it.
Adam plugs ‘The Adventures of Jimmy Buger’ his new musical storybook.
Dave is sharing his take about modern college campus audiences and how they react to comedy, He cites an example of knowing about Bruce Jenner’s transition 26yrs ago and how by joking about it on stage it led to someone complaining about him on twitter.
Dave is sharing the punchline of the joke about writing your name in the snow.
Adam says he always hears Dave Dameshek in his ear shouting “To What End!?” as he talks about the regressive left and the people demanding apologies and payments for your comments.
Adam says zip it cunt and Dave is talking about how comedy can break down barriers and change minds, why it’s important not to censor it.
Adam is saying if his kids every become these types of victims he will hire a drifter to kill them, he says you should want that, you should want to die if you think Dave Coulier knows you and has it in for you.
Adam is saying this new censorship of the left has been building for decades and cites his times on the road he would catch some fat cunt chewing out Drew about something they said on stage and how he would kick them out of the green room and make them leave.
Dave says he’s a glorified birthday clown on stage and teases “Celebrity Wind” his famous people’s fart impressions.
Adam is doing a Drop Stop Live Read
#2 cause of accidents is the “Cone Zone” and the one cop who doesn’t endorse Drop Stop edition
Adam names Burt Bacharach, joking that he knows what his farts sound like so he wants to test him.
Adam is laughing and enjoying this, he’s out, that was the only name he had.
Gina shares the John Goodman loose shorts at the craft service table fart that he Dave di on her morning show and Dave does it for them, she has a Sarah Palin suggestion too.
Adam asks for Gwyneth Paltrow after one of her 200$ smoothies, stepping off a Vespa while dropping her kids off at school.
Dave says Adam’s kids will love Jimmy Buger and Adam gives out another plug and now Adam is asking for Oprah camping with Gayle King after Dinty Moore Beef Stew.
Dave delights Adam, he’s losing his shit, he really likes these fake farts, on Loveline he was always offended by fake farters, he’s a purist.
Gina’s News
1st Story is on an Arizona Student who has been booked for 69 counts of indecent exposure, hilarious laugh from Adam and drop work from BB.
Gina reads the quotes and Adam says this was the Lufthansa heist of genitalia, he hates the society ewe have built where e must say he is disgusted by pulling this off.
Adam comments on his buddy Ray and how they would take pictures of their nutsack and dongs for unsuspecting people who left out cameras.
Adam mentions Ray’s 128 absentee days at school for his Senior Year, Adam talks about Ray sitting in the gown in the first row of the bleachers for Graduation, he took a piss in front of a wall of 1300 parents.
Adam says we shouldn’t ruin some kid’s life for this, they should be able to get a job later in life.
Adam is now reacting to this society and the way we punish ourselves on technicalities of things we made up.
Adam says Ray’s best move was the turtle and he would pull his full ballsack over his dick and walk through the party, Adam has a killer Tucker Automobiles reference that nobody appreciates.
2nd Story is on medical error and preventable mistakes rank of deaths per year, Dave shares his theory that nursing homes are killing people with drugs.
Adam jokes about him hosting a new show about that with Tawny Kitaen.
3rd Story is on Steven Tyler’s new storyteller show; Adam asks could you come up with a funkier white dude than Steven.
A white dude with the funk, Gina has a clip of Steven talking about Janie’s Fund and Adam jokes about 19yr old Liv Tyler and how everyone would have to take a pass at that, what a beautiful woman he says after joking about her dad trying to fuck her, wow!
Adam is doing a SimpliSafe Live Read
Adam talks about how Liv Tyler would have been the greatest girlfriend to have when you’re 23, Dave asks who she wound up with and Adam is now suggesting that she’s lactose intolerant and mixed Pepsi with milk.
Adam likes the finish and they move on.
4th Story is on an Arizona man who blames Jared Fogle for his interest in child porn, Adam is now riffing about Jared Fogle and his realm of show business that is as close to not working as possible and what a fool that guy is for blowing it all by fucking kids.
Adam jokes about him emerging from prison and how it’s not at all like Mike Tyson with sponsorships waiting for him on the outside.
Dave talks about women sleeping with teenage boys and Adam is now sharing his defense attorney argument, he would ask the kid “have you ever beat off to this” and rest his case on that.
Adam is joking about people beating off to memories of other crimes committed against them.
Dave asks what nomenclature he would use, nice “sustained” from Gina, funny.
Adam says the internet is the best and the worst and talks about how you can get anything you want but it’s all traceable and everything has a time and date stamp.
Adam is now suing cops and dash cams to make a point about society getting used to technology, it will take a long time for a brains to catch up.
Dave predicts humans end up like the ones depicted in the movie ‘Wall-E’, Adam sys he predicts that to but 99.9% of the people will be fat slug people and then 0.1% will be elite cage fighters but they’ve now allowed glass, so you can bring in bottles as weapons, holy shit!
This is hilarious, Dave brings up Stephen Hawking’s prediction about the downfall of society.
Gina wraps the news.
Adam and Gina are doing a Life Lock Live Read
Adam plugs Dave’s projects and says the success couldn’t happen to a better guy, Adam plugs the new Endless Rant IPA and the contents for listeners to submit their own rant.
BB plays the “I’m going to do some origami with my sack” line from Dave to close out the show, very funny episode!