05 May Giovanni’s Superfan Sidebar 05/05/2015 – Michael Jai White and Jo Koy
A real time blog where Superfan Giovanni does recap and commentary on the show as it happens and opines on all things ACS
Guest – Michael Jai White and Jo Koy
Recorded 05-04-2015 – Release Date 05-05-2015
Production Number #1568
Adam opens the show with Gina MIA but on en route and a “Joy” prediction intro from Dawson, Adam plugs an upcoming live show and Jo Joy is already in studio.
Adam is going off on the shitbag neighborhood he was filming ‘Catch a Contractor’ in and his argument about wealth not being a factor in having trash strewn across your front yard.
Someone seems to be entering the studio in the background, probably Gina?
Adam is further ranting against people who call him a prejudiced dick and he comments on how there is different and good and bad, having garbage strewn across your lawn is a different bad.
Gina is now welcomed to the show, Adam explains they started early and she’s not late.
Adam is now talking to Jo about the garage full of shit at the house he bought, Jo tells them about parking the car out front with a sign on it.
BB is now telling Adam they are talking about junk on the curb, Adam is talking about the lawn.
Jo is now busting out a hilarious new character who roles with Javier and scopes out used sofas on people’s lawns.
Adam brings up the sad tableau of broken children’s toys overcome with nature after Gina asks him a pressing question.
Adam is now commenting on the neighbor folks he saw going to the local sparkletts place to get water, while their tap water is perfectly drinkable and he’s making a point about buying water while on a tight budget.
No money to clean up your yard even though it’s free but plenty of money to chase narcissistic pursuits revolving around boutique water for your family you may not be able to fully support as is, he also makes note of the possible other reasons regarding potable water in an immigrant’s native land.
Adam says if you’re looking to save money you should drink the tap water and now everyone chimes in with the facts regarding bottled water.
Adam is commenting on the water store and jokes about an officially licensed sparkletts gourd for immigrants.
BB asks if this is a way for them to not pay a water bill, Adam explains they’re flushing the toilet and showering, the water is on.
Adam says that old habits die hard and explains how he saw Mexicans camped out on their lawns after the 94 earthquake, assuming the buildings were made the same way they’re constructed in their homeland.
Adam has a killer riff about the actual dangers of sleeping on a lawn, including “Chupacabra” and now Jo is riffing about the corn that Mexican people buy from guys carrying carts.
Jo is busting out more of this Hispanic character, is this the same guy who roles with Javier and cases people’s yards?
Adam is now asking Gary about this water thing and Mexican immigrants, Jo is praising Mexican fruit stands and Gina says they’re delicious, Jo asks where the people running the stands take a pee.
Adam asked the camera guy today when the ‘Ice Cream Truck Driver’ became the most depressing profession you could think of.
Adam is now talking about the lack of regulations regarding ice cream salespeople and how he must get his fingerprints taken to coach his kids team but some strange dude can sell food to kids unregulated from the side/rear of old vans.
Adam is now showing them a picture of his kids buying ice cream from a crappy old van.
Adam is now making a larger point about the regulation of doing any of type of business in California, BB makes a note about food trucks and now Adam says that vans with rust in L.A. equals extreme age and brings up how unsafe the vehicle is alone.
Adam and Jo are now making killer points about the situation and Adam takes it back to BB who made the salient point of “more to pay” they police and regulate the wealthy people who run top shelf gourmet food trucks and skip past the guy driving the rust bucket selling shitty old imitation ice cream bars to your kids.
Adam is now connecting this to taxes and saying that they only go after the people they can get money from, enforcing rules based on how they can profit best.
Jo is now busting out his Mexican character and now Adam is arguing against the city trying to police children’s lemonade stands while letting these ice cream trucks roam the streets.
Adam is now on his “Forrest Lawn” chicken shit tickets for tax payers while ignoring illegal flower dealers on the other side of the road.
They’re now looking at a photo Adam took of that exact situation.
Adam is doing a Shari’s Berries live read
Jo Koy as random Hispanic guy edition, complete with Mayo references calling back to the corn dealer riff.
Adam jokes about hiring an illegal immigrant to sell Mangria for him and how he would be shutdown immediately, BB calls this profiling and they wrap up the discussion.
Q and Ace
1st Caller – Tyler, he’s asking how to discipline his hypothetical future kids, he’s a huge fan with an interesting story, very cool.
Adam says that kids speak the consequence language very well, Adam is now explaining how you tell kids about consequences, and he’s sharing his story with Natalia and her bike left out in the rain.
Adam jokes about his daughter being the type of person who talks about dessert before they even get to the restaurant for dinner, hilarious example and he finishes the “NoYo” story.
Adam explains how the following dinner trip with Skip and Alison Bedell his daughter had learned her lesson and got her beloved FroYo.
Adam talks about having to bust out his dad voice when defending his wife who is being overloaded by the kids, he says he has Jeep like wiring and explains that premise to the gang.
Adam says he can compartmentalize and his wife is more sensitive and wired like a human being unlike him who is wired like something sold at an Army surplus store.
Adam is telling Jo he’s a good dad and he brings up his 10k tickets to the Pacquiáo vs. Mayweather fight when they were bringing up the most recent Super Bowl.
Adam is doing a Pro Flowers live read
Jo busts out some more of his new character.
Jo is now telling them his theory about them overselling the fight and what the scene was like there in Vegas, Adam wants to know what it felt like after the fight was over.
Gina is now quoting Manny’s aunt who went crazy about the outcome, Gina sets up a clip and it sounds like madness.
BB says it didn’t feel fixed, it was more of a fait accompli, Gina asks Jo how Jamie Foxx was doing and now Adam is explaining how by jacking up the prices they turned this into an “industry gig” and removed the element of actual fans and excitement.
Adam jokes about an Asian guy losing and now is giving his take on Mayweather’s style and uses Dez Bryant and his infamous catch to make a solid analogy.
Adam says the happiest guy in Vegas is Dana White and explains how it only raises the excitement for future UFC events.
Adam is now doing a Stamps.com live read
Sending Mayonnaise edition with Jo’s Mexican character.
Adam is now wrapping up with Jo and heading to break.
They’re back form break with Michael Jai White making his return to the ACS, he was on Classic Loveline in 1997 promoting ‘Spawn’ and then he guested on the ACS in 2010 to promote ‘Black Dynamite’.
Classic Loveline – 473 – 07-22-1997 – Tuesday Night Show – John Leguizamo & Michael Jai White
Adam plugs his new movie ‘Skin Trade’ and compliments Michael’s build, he’s telling them about directing a new movie in Thailand with Josh Barnett the UFC legend and Tony Jaa the martial arts master.
Adam mixes up Josh and Frank Mir, Michael corrects him and explains Josh’s evolution in nicknames, they’re now talking about famous nicknames and get into ‘The Huntington Beach bad boy’ and Adam brings up José Isidro “Pipino” Cuevas González and how he learned the “Cucumber” meaning of his nickname from Olga.
Adam is now riffing about that nickname and says he needs to find out the meaning behind the nickname, the last time Adam brought up Pipino was back in April of 2014 on ACS #1297.
Adam is asking Michael about the movie ‘Skin Trade’ that he’s promoting now, he tells them about the amazing cast featuring “Spawn, Robocop and Hellboy” and is now telling them about life in Thailand.
Michael explains how the traffic makes you want to give up and hang yourself, he would just go to sleep while commuting.
Adam asks him how they are with giant black people, he says couldn’t get sneakers nor clothes while overseas, Adam jokes about him bringing a suitcase next time.
Adam is now saying that sending a box or steamer trunk ahead of you is the ultimate power move, Adam is asking him about timing the filming schedule around their weather.
Adam is asking him who wrote the script and they have some knowing comments about the way union writing credits work out, old pros.
They’re all discussing the cuisine options in Thailand, Adam says he was looking for something to make him happy after Michael tells him about fresh coconuts served as drinks.
Adam is now asking him about his time teaching EMD with emotionally disturbed kids, Adam is asking him about his life and how he ended up on his own at 14.
Michael is describing his lifestyle and how she was dealing with a lot, he calls her the black Edith Bunker and now Adam is asking Michael about the idea of abandoning their kids, they’re in agreement and Michael brings up the black element.
Gina has a solid reaction to some of the reality Michael is dropping about growing up without a father and has a killer quote from his late dad, Adam says it’s sad that it’s an accepted norm in society and we should all care more about this issue.
Adam is asking Michael how he was able to change his life and give his kids a different experience with a father who stuck around and now Adam is sharing his take on doing the opposite of what his parents do to find success.
Michael Jai White brings up the negative weight on the black male psyche and the self-sabotaging element, Adam is telling Michael it’s not solely black even though it might be mostly it’s common among impoverished people.
Michael is now making a great point about impoverished people of all races and how much they share in common and how they should essentially “team up” and Gina has a great question for him about the use of certain language in his home.
Adam is now addressing the “you better screw that guy before he screws you” attitude and Dr. Drew’s cheap father using The Great Depression as a reason to put his son through hell regarding finances.
Michael is full of compelling information and is engaging in a terrific discussion with Adam and the gang, Michael says he loves being wrong and loves learning.
BB jokes about being his smug self then ultimately agrees, Gina gives her take and Adam is now using catastrophic aircraft failure crash reconstructions to make a point about how you improve things on a fundamental level to prevent history repeating itself.
Michael is crushing it, Adam is back to the plane crash analogy and wraps it up.
Adam is doing a Drop Stop Live Read
Dead Dr. McDreamy Edition
Gina’s News
1st Story is on Prince’s new track recorded in response to the civil unrest in Baltimore and the current focus in the media on the murder of black men by police.
Adam is now having BB plays some ‘When Doves Cry’ to really emphasize how bad Prince truly is, Adam says he’s always fucking someone in his songs and Dawson says Adam looks like he’s in pain.
Adam says he will listen to ‘Raspberry Beret’ all day over that track, Michael cannot agree with Adam about Prince, while he might not want to hang out he loves the guy’s body of work.
Adam says this is Michael’s ‘Hall and Oates’ and Michael challenges him to a “rock off” claiming to know about all kinds of music, this is delightful!
Hilarious “String ‘em up!” one liner from Michael, Adam rolls with it and then stops to marvel at how funny it was.
Adam is now having Michael listen to some ‘Witchy Woman’ after he brings up The Eagles, BB defends the opening groove and now Adam is joking about the mandated topics for 1970’s rock songs.
Adam is now asking for The Man Show bit about retro rock.
2nd Story is on the birth of the new royal baby, Adam is now proposing a funny hypothetical, and Gina brings up the tax burden and asks how much the people of the UK really care about the royal family.
Adam has a funny “call your sister a whore” explanation for Gina to make sense of how he thinks they probably feel, funny mention of Michael and they wrap up the story.
3rd Story is on a mother from Columbus Georgia who has the police simulate an arrest of her 10 year old son, BB marvels at how young the boy is and his ‘Avengers’ t-shirt.
Adam is now riffing about the phone call to make this happen and how he would approach it if he was police chief, funny policeman’s ball mention and Chiquita Jr. name guess from Ace.
Gina asks if either of them would do this with their kids, Adam says that in the current climate they shouldn’t be doing this and also just in the name of tax payer funding and limited time, Adam says they should get the cop from ‘The Village People’ and is riffing up a storm about him being the only black guy in the group.
Michael claims he’s the only straight guy in the group and now Adam is breaking down their costumes, Adam jokes about Meshach Taylor infiltrating the picture, funny ‘Zelig’ reference.
Gina is asking them about the guy who works for the electric company, Adam is now riffing about the one straight brother in the group trying to get pussy on the road.
Michael says they have a movie in this, he could play him!
This is a great idea, Adam is fleshing out the idea and Michael calls for people to bring back “ass whooping’s” to solve the need for arrest simulations.
They’re now playing the ‘Pure Retro Rock in Rock’ bit from Classic Loveline, Adam tells Michael he can toss his salad any day.
4th Story is on the fecal matter found in men’s beards, Adam is joking about test swabs coming pre-contaminated with fecal matter.
Adam says the one hero would be the one guy who had nothing but pussy in his beard, Adam is joking about “nothing but pussy for Jerry” and Gina is bringing up the reports on fecal bacteria in bathrooms.
Adam is now riffing about the padded toilet seats and how you must compress them to piss while they rapidly re-inflate and chop your stream like a guillotine.
Gina wraps the news to Michael’s new rad drop.
Adam is doing a live read for ZClip
Adam is giving out the plugs and wrapping up the show, Michael needs to guest way more frequently, he also needs to do record a ‘Take a Knee’ episode ASAP!
BB closes the show with Michael’s drop of him quoting his dad.