Giovanni’s Superfan Sidebar 04/23/2015 – Slim Jim Phantom and Matt Atchity

Giovanni’s Superfan Sidebar 04/23/2015 – Slim Jim Phantom and Matt Atchity

A real time blog where Superfan Giovanni does recap and commentary on the show as it happens and opines on all things ACS

Guest Slim Jim Phantom and Matt Atchity

Recorded 04-22-2015 – Release Date 04-23-2015

Production Number #1560

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Dam opens the show to a funny “Slim Jim is also the nickname for his dick” intro from Lynch and Dawson, BB plays the drop from Rod as today’s #TopDrop.

Adam teases the game today with Matt already in studio, Adam theorizes he coached Gina up too much and now she’s too formidable.

Adam is now asking Gary his opinion, he’s talking about the time spent alone in his car and his logic about trying to use the carpool lane to get places quicker.

 

Adam is saying that while everyone else is not working and enjoying the things his tax dollars pay for he would like to use that lane to go make more money.

Adam is doing the stopped cars a favor, Adam is sharing how his wife got the Tesla and explains that it’/s a beautiful sculpture and amazing engineering and the horrible HOV stickers all over it.

Adam is explaining it ruins the excellent design, Gina says it’s basically been vandalized and now Adam describes how the stickers are put on the vehicle.

 

Adam says the giant chrome T on the back of the car means it’s certified to use the lane, better than a sticker.

Adam is explaining how he didn’t want to desecrate his wife’s beautiful Tesla and is getting to what he did instead.

Matt is now explaining how the 4 door Maserati looks like the Tesla, Adam is now explaining his point.

 

Gary shares the origins of this program and Adam is now explaining how we don’t need to grandfather in retarded ideas, solid grandfather who stuck his work in his eye reply, nice reaction from Gina.

Gary says that you must have two stickers, Adam says he’s going to use the stickers and put them on his Jaguar, they don’t know what’s going on with the new 2016 Jag.

Adam is going to dress his car up like a Christmas tree and burn the city with their own lame sticker game.

 

Adam is getting an “eco tag” emblem put on the car too.

 

Adam talks about the switch from green to blue in the car movement and how the opposite happened in motion capture with green and blue screen technology.

BB is pointing out some circular logic and now riffing with BB playing a cop asking him about the smell of gas coming from the car.

Adam is now telling them to order him a coexist bumper sticker, Adam is talking about the ‘Real Sports’ episode he was watching.

 

Dawson is aware of this episode covering the last play of the Super Bowl, Adam is now arguing that more credit should be given to the dB than we should be kicking anyone on Seattle for that play.

Adam gets to the millisecond earlier delivery would have resulted in a different outcome, Adam says he noticed something while watching the game footage.

Adam is now describing how guys need an extra half second  to get the ball back up to their head, he’s basically saying they could train enough to make that ball show up at his right ear every time, it’s a waist high snap.

 

Adam is now arguing his take as a semi pro qualified long snapper, Adam is now asking Gary to show them the footage of his long snaps.

Adam is sharing his impassioned belief that as better long snap would have changed that outcome, BB suggests Adam as a snapping consultant and Adam thinks that’s a part of that game never discussed.

Adam has some poetic word weaving and goes into a live read.

 

Adam is doing a Stamps.com live read

 

Q and Ace

1st Caller Rick, he is thanking Adam for how great he was treated at the premier of the ‘Newman’ doc and notes he spent time speaking with Matt Atchity.

Adam praises the good group of people around the studio, Adam says he didn’t get to see Patrick Dempsey.

He wants to know the next documentary they’ll be covering and shares the book that it will be based on, a very interesting story that Adam has talked about in depth many times on Carcast.

Adam is going in depth on the Ferrari vs. Ford era of racing and the life of Enzo Ferrari, citing the deaths for their racing team.

 

Adam jokes about the super dressing signs at their factory about the days since the last accident, BB jokes about Adam playing Enzo, hilarious accent work from Adam in reply.

Adam is now quoting Ferrari talking about the love a man has for a woman vs. his son, how one is real and one only based in lust.

Adam is talking about Ferrari’s heartbreak after the death of his son which he then followed up with sending men in their 20’s to their grave and Adam asks about the psychodynamic angle of that.

 

Adam is talking about the possible title ‘The 24hr War’ and Matt brings up the live action Enzo biopic that Robert De Niro is attached to, Gina praises Adam for having an answer ready and not being vague.

Adam is talking about the upcoming live show in London that also serves as a way to film some of this documentary.

Adam is talking about the now old timers they’re talking to about these classic races and the legendary Le Mans battle.

 

Adam is now talking about the shitty breaks on the race cars of the day, with drivers doing 240mph in the dark and Matt brings up the Mercedes that ended up killing some spectators and Adam brings up the kids that died while spectating.

Adam is now just referencing these amazing details and stories of the macabre details of these races and that era of racing.

Matt praises the Steve McQueen movie ‘Le Mans’ and now Adam is praising the opening of the film.

 

2nd Caller Jamal, he’s bringing up the cocksucking for 100k Adam agreed to, Adam jokes that Cousin Sal and Jimmy Kimmel are both trying to raise the cash.

He has an “Ever Brown” question and his line drops off just in time, BB says he’s going to have to require more cash and taking a load in the mouth is too intimate for him.

Adam says he doesn’t seek his dad’s council on many issues but might talk things out with about this, Adam is now riffing with BB’s drops of his dad from the old KLSX radio show.

 

Adam is asking his dad about his quote for taking it up the ass, hilarious.

Adam is telling Gary they want the footage from the movie.

 

They’re now watching the opening scene from the movie, with the insanely loud engine noises and Adam is peppering in some light commentary.

Gina says the sound is scary and Adam seems to agree.

 

3rd Caller Aaron he’s getting Adam to go off on Ranchero music vs. Classical music and BB plays some ‘Salt-N-Pepa’.

 

Rotten or Fresh – the Rotten Tomatoes Game

Harrison Ford movies edition

Matt address BB’s attack about Gina and her numbers being written down with a bit of a delay to cheat the game.

 

1st Movie ‘Raiders of the Lost Ark’ (1981)

BB is very close and very boastful with this one.

 

2nd Movie ‘Presumed Innocent’ (1990)

Adam sings the praises of Greta Scacchi in her prime, Adam and the gang all guess too low.

Adam adds a new rule, 1 point deduction if your score matches the people’s score, everyone objects to his augmentation and he explains his logic, Matt seemed to object, and did he make up the game?

 

3rd Movie ‘Patriot Games’ (1992)

Adam goes really low with this one trying to get back in the game, Matt explains the plot.

 

4th Movie ‘What Lies Beneath’ (2000)

BB asks if this was the only movie where Harrison played a bad guy, Adam is now pitching a new rule about automatic wins by winning the last question.

 

5th Movie ‘Cowboys and Aliens’ (2011)

Adam thought this was a total tankeroo, Gina calls it a “spoof” and Adam reads the scores.

BB is back, Adam needs to get recalibrated and Matt explains the movies they used in previous games.

Adam is now bragging about his long snapping abilities.

 

Adam is doing a True Car live read

Adam wraps up with Matt and gives out the plugs and they head to break.

 

They’re back from break with Slim making his ACS debut, Adam asks about Fred Armisen playing in their band, Adam talks about Fred being quietly one of the most talented guys around.

Slim is now telling them about the rest of his band and how cool their gigs end up with the various friends and people they know.

Adam is asking him about how they came to meet Fred and get involved with him.

 

Adam talks about Fred Armisen’s work on ‘Crank Yankers’ and Adam is asking him about the Stray Cats and the rockabilly genre it revived/recreated along with some other bands of their ilk and era.

Adam asks about what they’re doing with that band, he says every now and again they get together and tour again.

 

Adam is now playing a Crank Yankers call with Fred Armisen calling a Mexican Restaurant.

Adam is praising his straight character work without going over the top of stereotypical, Adam is commenting on the states that you can and cannot legally prank call and how you can only do it form Vegas.

Adam talks about calling Alaska vs. NYC.

 
Adam is bringing up the Kevin Nealon “Compass Buddy” call to Alaska, Adam is breaking down the call and describing what happened.

Adam is now plugging Slim’s band’s new album.

They’re now playing the call with Kevin Nealon.

 

The internet is crapping out and Adam explains that drop of “I don’t know what you’re talking about” that BB keeps playing comes from that episode.

 

Gina’s News

1st Story is on Dr. Oz who says he will not be silenced after being asked to step down after criticism about his various recommendations over the years.

Gina is now playing a clip of an impassioned Dr. Oz standing up for free speech, Gina is now explaining how he is purposely smoke screening the real reasons he’s being criticized.

Adam is joking about Turkey, the country and riffing about the name.

 

Adam and BB are now riffing and Gina is telling them about Oz, Adam is riffing about the shit he had to take while growing up.

Slim brings up ‘Midnight Express’ and BB is working out this multilevel improv scene with him some more, they keep picking it up and dropping it.

Slim says he trusts Dr. Oz over Dr. Phil and Gina is now explaining the actual criticism about his claims and recommendations.

 

2nd Story is on the owner’s health photo of a woman using the restroom while feeding her baby, Gina is sharing the outrage and science about the actual risk.

Adam comments on how women can pretend they’re peeing and men cannot when they’re seated on the toilet, Adam is talking about not needing photographic evidence of a mom dropping a deuce while feeding a kid.

Adam jokes about the dad sitting there with a baby suckling on him.

 

3rd Story is on a woman who has been arrested for cheering her daughter on and encouraging her to fight a peer, Gina asks if Adam would do this for his kids.

Adam is commenting on the girl who had to do this, he says the girl who pushed through the fear and went to confront her bully she will be a better person for doing it.

Adam is getting to personal growth and standing up for your rights against bullies, Adam disagrees with the knife part but is totally fine with a fight.

 

Adam says there should be a “girl named Stu” for girls growing up without dads, hilarious!

Adam is joking about Dade county some more and Gina asks them about fighting bullies, BB says he used passive aggressive posts on fb to get revenge 25yrs later.

Adam says his friends bullied him, Gina brings up the time Adam squared off with a dog in the middle of the street and Adam brings up the time he got random telephone threats and waited for someone to show up and assault him.

 

Adam says it was two guys and he beat them both up, they left.

Slim comments on boxing knowledge and how a little training will put you ahead in almost all scenarios, Adam says you don’t worry about amateur’s front hand like you do with pros.

Adam is talking about how he would always fight people throughout his 20’s and how he would fight anyone who wanted to get into it.

 

Slim asks about “White Caller fighting’ and tells them about this show, Adam comments on Jimmy predicting the need for a man themed TV network and now there are several.

 

Adam does a Draft Kings live read

 

4th Story is on a South Dakota campaign to lure residents which brings up the volunteers for a possible Mars mission.

Adam is commenting no how you cannot make a statement with any sort of edge to it and the “hey man not cool” reaction you’ll be met with.

Adam says that he thinks more atheists are volunteering for this mission than religious people, Adam is commenting on the mission asking if people go there and then stab themselves, Gina has some really dark predictions about this mission.

 

Adam is guessing this is the atheist version of a shot at heaven, Gina is now saying that it must not be a group of people who are terrible happy with life on earth.

 

5th Story is on the stricter Beverly Hills water restrictions, Adam says fuck you to the poor people and says they pay for everything and need to fill up their new pools.

Adam says the people who pay for everything need to be left alone, Adam is explaining that the rich always get more than poor people.

Adam jokes about rich folk dying in pyramids but not being responsible for bullying them, hilarious “Monkey Pus” one liner from Ace.

 

Gina brings up the trucked in water for the likes of Oprah and other super wealthy people, Adam is commenting on the nature of capitalism and says we need to lay off those who earn more than we have earned.

Adam brings up the Frank Sinatra documentary and uses that for an example for coming from nothing and achieving something.

Adam is mocking the president with his sleeves rolled up like he’s going to put in some work on the farm while doing a press tour.

 

Adam is on his blending in riff, without mentioning Mark Cuban’s cargo shorts and everyman attires.

Adam is sharing his lack of understanding and appreciation for Golf and especially the guys how golf with their wives.

 

6th Story is on a man who ruptured his tendon in his left thumb for gaming too much on his smart phone, Adam is now having BB play the doctor and they recreate a scene.

Adam is denying it’s not connected to masturbation.

Adam is now telling him not to ask him what game, this scene is fantastic and BB is nailing his straight man doctor.

 

BB says there is an athlete in the 90’s who did this playing Gameboy, Gina brings up the Asian teenage boy who ruptured something in his eye with similar activity.

Gina wraps the news.

 

Adam is doing an All Equip live read

 

Adam is giving out the plugs and wrapping up the show, BB plays the “Hero, Lover, Snapper, Genius” drop of Adam describing himself not to dissimilar from his previous “Philosopher, Warrior, Genius!” and the other variant he tried to float as well.