Giovanni’s Superfan Sidebar 04/22/2015 – Rod Man

Giovanni’s Superfan Sidebar 04/22/2015 – Rod Man

A real time blog where Superfan Giovanni does recap and commentary on the show as it happens and opines on all things ACS

Guest Rod Man

Recorded 04-21-2015 – Release Date 04-22-2015

Production Number #1559

Show Page

Adam opens the show to a “Nasally Drone of a Generation” intro from Dawson and Lynch, Adam plugs the upcoming live show at the Irvine Improv.

BB plays a Jo Koy #TopDrop from yesterday, Adam is telling them about an interview he did while driving between his place and Riverside.

Adam says that when Greg Proops brings his book he can’t read it in advance but does like to view or read whatever the guests is promoting and brings up a woman he spoke with who didn’t stick around to watch ‘Winning’ despite attending the premier.

 

Gina has a funny “he was a race car driver” joke as the clueless reporter, Gina is now reading an email from the woman sent to Adam.

Adam jokes about the “man I’ve been eating a lot” type excuses he gets from people about not viewing his movies beforehand.

BB brings up the experience he had with reporters while promoting his book, Adam offers up a final “to be fair to her” comment.

 

Adam is now talking about people who refuse to take a breathalyzer and how that means someone is drunk, he’s trying to tune everyone’s rabbit ears towards the truth.

Adam is talking about the crappy carpenter who lied to them and told them about a nonexistent header he claimed was in the ceiling.

Adam is explaining they would never build a house that way and told him there was no header, he knew without poking his head up there a header wasn’t present, Skip knew it too.

 

Gina asks if he suggested it was stolen or missing, Adam brings up the new generation of liars who are intentionally deceptive to get you to go away, BB says isn’t that just a lair and he says he doesn’t want to call his wife a liar.

Adam is now bringing up the Mike Altier miscommunication regarding the Toyota Grand Prix win.

Adam says they’re not liars but are essentially lying, BB has an example of misinformation and getting info first has ruined people’s ability to gather information and details correctly.

BB has an Obamacare news screw-up and Adam is back to these people who are so casual about this kind of lying.

 

BB brings up a driving story and Adam tells him to play the Christina Dolce drop, Adam is now explaining the origin of the drop and how super cunty she was in her reply.

Dawson says she wasn’t that attractive either and is struggling to hold in his laughter.

 

Adam is doing a Stamps.com live read

Assist from Gary edition

 

BB brings up a story as recounted by Hench, not Adam.

Adam is talking about using his mirrors and how important it if for him in racing and how he gives a wide berth for Motorcycles, they used to give you the low heil Hitler move, Adam is now sharing Kevin’s story.

BB is telling his story, BB got a middle finger for making room for a motorcyclist.

 

Adam comments on how that’s 50% less hands on the steering, Adam says there is a mathematical version where this 100% more hands on the bike when you put your hand back down, Gary helps Adam out with another assist.

Adam asks if everyone is now just on their own last nerve at all times now.

Gina thinks it’s the internet and brings up the ESPN reporter’s rant.

 

Adam is talking about the impatience of everyone now.

 

Q and Ace

1st Caller Zach, he’s a rent to own manager and he talks about the types of arguments he gets from tenants.

Adam is talking about dealing with human beings and their sense of entitlement nowadays, Adam brings up the golden rule.

Adam talks about the nice long walk with his kids and dog over the weekend, Adam is sharing his desire to send his son back to the house and double back with his wallet.

 

Adam says there is now better thing than using your kids like mules, BB jokes about the days when his kids can drive him home when he’s drunk.

Adam shares how Sonny loves a running based assignment, how cool!

Adam shares how Natalia suggested they stop and wait for Sonny, saying she would prefer they waited for her and thinks he would feel the same way, he admired her for having the golden rule instilled in her.

 

Adam is making a larger point for striving for that for our kids and future society.

 

2nd Caller Mike he wants to know about the upcoming Indianapolis 500 and if he’s bringing the documentary with them.

Adam says that Tony who guested on Carcast invited Adam to the pits.

Adam says it’s going to be Friday May 22nd somewhere in the area, Venue TBD.

 

Adam is doing a Blue Apron live read

Adam is sharing his love for Chili

Olga keeps all of the recipes edition.

“In a world where nothing ever turns out right” – Adam on the fulfilling experience of using this sponsor.

 

3rd Caller Jason, he is calling from Canada and used a fake US IP address to get the movie ‘Road Hard’ on release day.

He has nice compliments for everyone.

He bought an A4, Adam clarifies he’s talking about butt plugs then gets to his question about his Audi and the aftermarket chip.

Adam is telling BB about how they must rework the mapping of the turbo and boost to truly unlock the power of the car, Adam is telling him about the reputable companies and how they don’t go up past the safe numbers.

 

Adam tells him to do it, he says whatever you’re driving ends up being whatever you’re driving and he uses BB driving his wife’s Jaguar as an example.

Gina asks about why they wouldn’t set it to the maximum limits from the dealership, Adam is explaining how and why they’re hesitant to do that, because basically you’re stressing the car to its maximum output.

Adam brings up the boat engine in ‘Jaws’ and Gina asks then why did Adam tell him to do it, he tells her that it won’t hurt the car.

 

4th Caller Justin he wants to share his business idea, he explains it’s a “we bring it to you oil change service” and Adam is now thinking of ‘Take a Knee’ because of his comments about the show.

Adam asks what could be more important than time and uses treks to outlet malls to buy cheaper jeans to makes his point.

Adam is talking about only filling up his gas tank with 2-3 bucks and having to make multiple visits when he was younger and how he now times his gas mileage to show up at the studio empty for Matt Fondiler to then go fill up, rad.

 

Adam is talking about the guy on the lot who washes all of the cars of the staff, BB now asks if they can do this without certification.

Adam is suggesting a waterless carwash service combined with the oil change, Adam is now saying you may be off the work clock but you’re not off of life’s clock, then he sniffs and explains that perhaps the most valuable time you have is that free time.

Adam is now setting up a clip of Paul Feig on ‘Take a Knee’ available via the show page link above.

 

Adam gives out some plugs and heads to break.

 

They’re back from break with Rod Man making his ACS debut, he jokes about them starting a show to such an unusual listener voicemail.

Adam says as a straight guy he doesn’t get a lot of those messages, Rod is following up and Adam says he doesn’t think he’s ever been overtly hit on by a gay man.

Adam is asking about the guys who convert gay men and jokes about being the guy who could do that, he’s now asking Rod Man about his “here and there” career.

 

Adam asks him about the audition process for the show, he explains how it all happened and BB describes the feeling of being asked when you’re already relatively well know, citing Doug Benson on the auditions during an earlier season.

Adam asks if there were any doubters he was able to quiet with that win, he says that people have always been aware of his talents and didn’t try to deter him nor overtly support him.

Adam asks him about his early days playing sports, Adam turns the conversation back on himself and the inordinate amount of time he spent on sports and how he should have been learning theater early on for his later career’s benefit.

 

Adam is having Rod Man walk them through his time after high school, he tells them about working at Cracker Barrel, he says he was fired for drinking orange juice off the clock.

He is praising the delicious orange juice of the company, Adam is telling him about working at McDonalds and how you couldn’t punch in until you were clad in your “yellow Gi” and he asks Rod about his pay at Cracker Barrel, he says he was making about 8$ an hour.

Rod quotes Maurice and the message he was try to send by axing him.

 

Adam is now talking about the misery index that’s needed to get people to move on with their ambitions and career, Adam is using 33$ an hour at McDonalds and how it’s not doing anyone a favor, it only cuts them off at the knees.

Rod Man is explaining how he started comedy and they talk about the Punchline that was like a ski chalet, Rod says “you gonna die back there” and Adam doesn’t share the Jim Bruer story.

 

Gina’s News

1st Story is on William Shatner’s efforts to create a pipeline between Seattle to California, to resolve the drought problems in California.

Gina is now playing a clip after Adam jokes about William’s brief amount of time left that could be better spent chilling out.

Gina explains the details of the idea, Adam praises him and says he’s a funny guy and very lucid.

 

Adam is now saying they should eliminate lawns and put down fake turf, Gina brings up an AstroTurf service and BB has the details.

Adam says that when you’re famous for playing the role of a brave captain it starts to blur the line between the character and reality.

Adam uses an example of meeting Michael Chiklis while he was ‘The Commish’ but he might mean ‘The Shield’ and Dawson brings up Richard Dean Anderson and his famous character ‘MacGyver’.

 

2nd Story is an update on the “poor door” apartments previously reported on in the show, she says that they had over 90k applicants for the 55 units.

Adam says this is going to be his ‘Boyhood’ he wants to make a ‘7 Up’ style documentary about these people who will never move out nor own anything after getting one of these apartments.

Adam says he had to coach up Sarah Silverman that she has a condo not an apartment, she’s an owner and an earner.

 

Adam says that these people who get these “poor door” units will never move on to buy their own place, he says the plan should be to one day own something.

Adam is now going off on an extended riff about the dream of this country and how rent controlled living will ultimately trap someone in mediocrity, citing a friend of his who won’t give up his very inexpensive place.

Adam brings up Mr. Drummond and jokes about the actor keeping up that character off-screen, trying to pick up young black kids and take them home.

 

Adam is now riffing about Chiklis again.

 

3rd Story is on the extreme 3005 increase in Tinder use in the area around Coachella, Adam is asking about the sleeping situations and the general bivouac scene.

Adam jokes about the generations of kids who will have been conceived at a music festival, Gina notes how less romantic it seems than the original Woodstock.

Gina explains how she had to explain the nature of the festival to other people when she first moved there, before it went nuts and became so popular.

 

Adam jokes about a terrorist attack on the day Madonna and Kanye were on stage together and the ego void it would create, Dawson tells Adam about the performers.

Adam asks about Drake, Gain tells Adam that Steely Dan was performing.

 

Adam is doing a Draft Kings live read

 

4th Story is on Spirit ranking below United Airlines for the worst carrier according to a recent survey, Adam asks how that works for United now knocked out of the basement, and Adam says it must be fucked to be 2nd to last.

Hilarious riff about United being an underachiever, Gina informs Adam of the 3! Ranked carrier Jet Blue and Adam shares his efforts to fly on them.

Adam is now explaining how he finally got his opportunity to fly on them after they added their Burbank routes.

 

Adam is now explaining this is the “what kind of light beer” flight, BB recalls the story, Adam is now going off on his rant about this woman trying to put it on him for not memorizing the menu.

Adam then checked the menu, it was bud light.

Adam is now explaining how she offered him a snack but wouldn’t tilt the basket for him to point at something, but insisted he look at the menu in the back of the seat pocket.

 

Adam jokes about Rod flying ‘Jet Black’ and shares how flummoxed he was by this woman refusing to be courteous, insisting he follow some insane protocol.

Gina reports that Southwest is ranked the #2 airline, Rod shares his appreciation for them.

Adam is now describing southwest as a fair, mid-level honest prostitute who gives a blowjob and never tires to steal your wallet.

 

Adam talks about how Alaskan Airlines won’t start their own lounge at LAX, BB brings up Continental which doesn’t exist anymore and is mixing up a past merger rumor between Alaska and another carrier.

 

Adam is now sharing his “Rosa Parks of First class lounges” story of gaining access after breaking down the mileage.

Adam is now sharing his lamentations about not having access to the lounge for just 4 minutes, how much damage could he do.

Adam wants to a get a flying start to kick the shit out of the guy who invented the governor for the booze bottles, thanks pussy.

 

Adam is killing it, Gina wraps up the news and Gina reacts to the ‘Low Ceilings’ drop.

 

Adam is doing a Drop Stop live read

 

Adam is giving out the plugs and wrapping up the show.