Giovanni’s Superfan Sidebar 04/17/2014 – Jo Koy, 7 Horse, and Matt Atchity
A real time blog where Superfan Giovanni does recap and commentary on the show as it happens and opines on all things ACS
Guest – Jo Koy, 7 Horse, and Matt Atchity
Recorded 04-16-2014 – Release Date 04-17-2014
Production Number #1305
Jo Koy is opening the show as the first guest host for Adam Carolla in 4 years, he’s saying that Adam’s seat feels a little better and the guest mic “socks” smell like foot and mouth.
BB and Jo have an exchange about his mic being used the least, nice cricket drop from BB communicating to the audience.
Alison calls it a clusterfuck and now BB is trying get his #TopDrop in thanks to her reminder/opening.
Jo is telling the gang about comedians who have stinky breath, he says he opened for a guy who put the whole mic in his mouth.
Alison is joking that she would put the sock of her mic on her penis head if she had one, Jo jokes about his penis sock being the one on Bob Barker’s microphone.
They’re now looking at a photo of Bob holding the mic.
They’re discussing Diane Parkinson who sued Bob Barker, Alison is citing the Hunter Tylo suit against Aaron Spelling, Matt is mixing things up.
Alison is now bringing up the felt ear bud cover and saying that Jo could use it for his penis, he says they are friends and now he’s bringing up why she would say something like that.
Alison says she would not have guessed that he had a small penis, Jo says his confidence and good credit out rank a big dick.
Jo is telling Matt how he uses Rotten Tomatoes for reviews, he’s praising Matt and the organizing, and he’s explaining how it works.
They’re talking about Superman and how it’s difficult to use him in movies due to his omnipotence.
Jo is telling them about a movie he wrote called “Trailers” and has a great “who gives a shit!?” reply to Matt asking how they would cut a trailer out of it.
They’re now discussing Brad Pitt, Alison bringing up his work on “Growing Pains” and Matt is bringing up the pringles ad he did.
Alison is citing the Law and Order cast recycling to make a point about Brad Pitt playing two different characters on “Growing Pains.”
Jo Koy says that Brad Pitt on crazy drugs he would devolve to Mike Dawson, Jo is “just saying” and he wants to know if he’s a heartthrob.
Matt is explaining the game and Jo says it’s the first time he’s ever played.
Rotten or Fresh Johnny Depp Edition
1st Movie Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Alison went way too high, as per usual, she should just cut 20 points off every guess and is now realizing that and Matt agrees.
2nd Movie Donnie Brasco
Alison just got burned using her new technique, Jo is asking her about gambling in Vegas and she says she’s not that bad.
She’s telling them about learning to gamble and the system that helped her improve.
3rd Movie Once Upon a Time in Mexico
Jo and Alison don’t even seem to know it exists, and BB is off by a single point.
Alison is sharing her take on El Mariachi, she didn’t care for it.
4th Movie Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl
Alison finally got one.
5th Movie Lone Ranger
Jo says he walked out on the trailer, BB calls it a bad movie but says the opening and closing action beats are great.
6th Movie Edward Scissor hands
Alison finally got with the winners take all stakes, Jo is now asking Alison what strategy she used to come up with the 89%, funny thank you to the man upstairs from her.
Jo is now riffing as Jon Lovitz, mocking his love of Hawaiian shirts and he’s telling them about tanning with Jon, he’s telling them about Jon and Bruce Willis having a conversation at a tanning salon.
Jo does an ok Bruce Willis impression, they’re now heading to break.
They’re back from break with Jo doing some more of his Bruce impression, he’s plugging their guests 7 horse and their music used in The Wolf of Wall Street.
They’re telling Alison about the premise of the song, Jo is asking them how Scorsese found them for the movie.
They’re telling them about the mysterious email that resulted in them getting their music in the movie and now they’re all praising Martin Scorsese and Jo is riffing as if he knows the man.
7 Horse is now going to play live in studio, it sounds pretty solid.
Jo is asking the drummer about singing while playing, Alison is asking Joey from the band about his guitar and how he brought the wrong one.
They’re now telling the audience about the website where you can get a free download of their song they will play later in the show.
1st Story Is on the 2nd season order for Adam’s TV show “Catch a Contractor” and they’re all celebrating for him, she’s very concise and informative and they’re referencing Natalia’s newfound love for her dad now that “he has the heat back.”
2nd Story is on the US Airways tweet showing a woman committing a lewd act with a model plane, she’s reading the tweet and explaining what happened.
BB is explaining the more likely scenario and Alison says they have decided not to fire anyone, BB is incredulous and Jo is joking about flight attendants and vaginal luggage smuggling.
Alison is wondering if they benefit from this, she’s asking for everyone’s take.
3rd Story Is on the bomb threat tweeted at the airline, Alison is bringing that up and asking if that was a brilliant method to change the discussion, Alison has a nice Alex Jones reference, very Deathsquad of her.
Alison is asking the band about the drum sticks they’re using.
4th Story is on a Boston art student who showed up to the Boston Marathon location with a rice cooker in a backpack.
Jo has a nice racial joke and he’s riffing about how this could be a misunderstanding.
Alison is bringing up the yellow sauce included with Chinese food, she’s unsure what it is and wants to know if anyone uses that sauce.
Jo is now joking about playing T-Ball and the day his mom would bring snacks, upsetting his team mates because she didn’t bring sweets.
Jo is bringing up how his mom gave out rice on Halloween, Alison is asking if everyone remembers the apples and razorblade hoax, she says one year at the height of the madness people only gave out change instead of candy.
5th Story Is on the new reality show “Unusually Thicke” about Alan Thicke and his family, she’s reading the plot synopsis and wants everyone’s take on the man.
So far even BB is not mentioning the info we learned about him on Loveline from the 2002 Kristy Swanson Loveline episode, unfortunate.
Alison is now wrapping up the news.
Jo is giving another plug for 7 Horse and they’re now paying live in studio once again.
Jo is giving out the plugs and wrapping up the show, BB has a funny “I disagree” in response to Jo saying that was fun, hahahaha.
Alison gets in to let BB get out a plug for his book signing and the lead singer of 7 Horse gets a nice plug in for Dawson’s podcast “Front of House.”