16 Apr Giovanni’s Superfan Sidebar 04/13/2015 – Allie Mac Kay
A real time blog where Superfan Giovanni does recap and commentary on the show as it happens and opines on all things ACS
Guest – Allie Mac Kay
Recorded 04-12-2015 – Release Date 04-13-2015
Production Number #1551
Adam opens the show to a funny Coachella intro from Dawson and Lynch I presume, BB plays the “Young Money, Cash Money” drop from Gary as today’s #TopDrop.
Adam is welcoming Allie back to the show who has recently joined Kevin and Bean’s show and Adam is now explaining how K&B were always seen as the other white meat, the up and comers as it were.
Adam’s making a point about them now being the dominant voices in Los Angeles Morning Radio, Adam is bringing Gina into it and asking them both about their morning schedules for the radio shows they do.
BB plays some cat drops and a choice cut of ‘Don’t Be a One Upper’ courtesy of 2006 KLSX guest Christina Dolce, a woman I almost entirely forgot existed, name too until BB played the drop, thanks dude!
Allie is now telling Adam about her schedule, Adam is mocking the life and schedule of male comedians, basically describing the “Doug Benson effect.”
Adam is asking Allie about her relationship and how she keeps up with the hours of a chef, Gina asks her about her need for sleep and Adam says this is why men die 7 years earlier than women, he hopes women crash through that glass ceiling in addition to the others.
Adam is riffing as a McDonald’s customer who wants to get a burger with a cigarette in it, BB is now playing the drop of Gary who had been trying to get his attention.
Gina tells the gang about her letting herself off the body image hook while she adjusted to this new schedule, Allie concedes that Gina’s schedule is much trickier than hers.
Adam is calling the vending machine in the warehouse a “pox” on the business, Adam brings up the electricity use, the lack of healthy options for him etc.
BB mocks Adam calling the stuff in the vending machine “his shit” and says he should appreciate his staff enough to let them graze on vending machine snacks.
Adam is explaining how he used morning meal to get him motivated to get out of bed, he describes and Egg McMuffin without naming it.
BB jokes about making America laugh being his ambition for showing up to work in morning radio, Adam immediately burns him for not letting that ambition make it to air.
Adam is now trying to get a ratio of men vs. women who purchase sausage egg McMuffins before 6am, Adam recalls the lone ‘Fogo de Chão’ diner they encountered one of the times they went for lunch after a morning show, Adam remembers him being a wee bit husky and BB has forgotten all of his physicality.
Adam is now walking him through the anecdote, Adam is telling them about using food as motivation and shares the 3 guys banned by Jack Silver to his crew on ‘Catch a Contractor’ and brings up the insistence on Adam giving out the time on air.
BB is reading off the list of “Radio Death” as proclaimed by Jack Silver.
BB is asking Gina and Allie about hosting a show with a disembodied voice, they both have a cast member who broadcasts from afar it seems.
Adam is now calling it back to yearbooks and how men looked in the 1950’s and how he’s even further from the era now when he was marveling at the people long before him.
Gina has a ‘Dazed and Confused’ mention to sum up Adam’s point, about freaking yourself out by remembering something as a decade ago when it was much longer away than that, a passage of time freak-out of sorts.
Adam talks about Kevin and Bean some more and BB mentions they’ve bene broadcasting separately since 2001 when he began call screening for the radio stratum.
Adam shares that he put his daughter’s zip line back up after pulling it down to film ‘Road Hard’ he’s telling the gang about searching for the hardware pulled down before filming began.
Adam says he told his daughter the materials would be taped up, she assisted him and helped him set it up.
Adam imitates his daughter’s scream and is now telling them about his son’s feelings about the zip line.
Adam is bringing up the day he taped ‘Catch a Contractor’ while his family were zip lining in Catalina, Adam describes his son hanging on like a cat over a full bathtub.
Adam shares how the one guy who didn’t jump off the trestle bridge is a pussy and the mental part of that, of deciding if you’re going to be that pussy of the group.
Adam describes Rudy who refused to jump off the roof of the Mulholland Club, Adam says we’re now so evolved as a culture his son can just walk away without shaming.
Adam says we need to bring back the chicken sound, Gina brings up ‘Arrested Development’ and Adam is further explaining how he won’t try to make his kids be different people than they are, he uses his kids varying preferences for jump length, Adam tells them about his daughter reminding him of the time he let her “eat carpet” to learn a lesson about insisting on distance length and overestimating your jumping abilities.
Adam is doing a Reverie Bed live read.
Mr. Brightside
1st Caller Scott he tells them about his wife’s grandmother passing away, he tells Adam about the dogs brought by funeral attendees.
Scott describes the inappropriate behavior of the dogs due to the selfish owners who insisted upon bringing them.
Adam is responding to the dog peeing in the casket and asks him about the late “Dana” and now Adam suggest the dog senses some spirit within the casket.
Adam is talking about the people who say “I don’t know anything but I know this can’t be it” and other variants about them going on after death equates to their inherent narcissism.
Adam is joking about the lack of Bluefin tuna and use of Soylent green in the afterlife.
Adam is joking about the dog having great love and affection for Dana as it marked her, he also says you then throw the dog in the same hole after you shoot and kill it.
Adam is citing a conversation with Skip while taping an episode of ‘Catch a Contractor’ probably on break.
Adam is bringing up the people dressed inappropriately for funerals, who don’t simply own a black item of clothing, a shirt or sweater.
Adam wants everyone to have one black sweater, just one.
Adam is begging for people to have one article for clothing for court and funerals, Adam brings up his stepdad sporting a red member’s only jacket to a funeral.
Adam comments on him not thinking about it, Adam says its called respect and you show respect by thinking about the person and sporting special attire to show that you’re in solidarity/mourning.
BB asks if they’ve ever been to a funeral where they open up a mic for comments, Adam brings up the funeral he attended where a guy died from autoerotic asphyxiation.
Gina asks about the unintentional puns that happen in that setting, Adam says everything becomes one.
Adam is now pitching his new idea for sweaters given to the poor by the tax payers who can afford it, Adam is now working a job interview angle and talks about the contractors who show up in gravy stained shirts.
Adam says he would call it ‘Sweaters from Earners’ and they would tie it to one of the 2nd chance groups that gives makeovers and clothes to women to go out on job interviews.
Adam says that as the earner you will get a progress update, like adopting a child in Africa, hilarious idea and one liners from Ace.
2nd Caller Michael, he’s a big fan and Adam is asking him about his proper court date attire, Adam is now pitching a sharing element to his idea, where his unused funeral/job interview/court clothes can be lent to someone who needs them more.
Michael is sharing the story of being caught having an affair, while engaged in “alley sex” and Allie brings up ‘Mad Men’ and Michael calls out spoiler.
Gary says this is a bogus call, the caller does sound like a frequent ADS caller, hmmm.
Does anyone care enough to stop him?
Adam is now talking about the poorly lit alleys where drunken guys convince women to go to a 2nd location, Adam says your tips in if you can get them standing up in an alley chatting.
Adam asks Michael how his lady caught him, BB calls it bogus and he says he’ll try better next time, Gina comments on the “fat chick” element of his story.
Adam is now doing a smart mouth live read
3rd Caller Jeff, he’s telling him about feeling “jerked around” by a woman he’s interested in who is seemingly uninterested in him.
Adam asks about Jeff’s current work, he’s a union laborer and Adam talks about the city’s fucked up pay scale for laborers and carpenters.
Adam asks him how he got into the union, he makes 22.80 and Adam wants to know who the fuck pays for this, this overpaid rate for doing nothing.
Adam says this is grunt work for 11$ an hour, Adam asks him about full journeyman wages.
Adam asks him about his plan to get up to that level, Adam is joking about elongated lunch runs and mocks Jeff being paid this much to do so little.
Adam is explaining that it takes a very long time for guys to listen to what women say while watching what they do, he translates what a woman says based on her actions.
Gina shares an opposite angle about being a “placeholder” and Allie gets Michael to share that she sent him a letter about growing and changing together.
Adam says that even a few months can be a lifetime at Jeff’s age, Gina tells Jeff that she will be back and Adam disagrees.
Adam jokes about the only way you can be fired while in a union job in California, he jokes about a woman filming you for “saying good day” and making a viral video about it.
4th Caller Chris, he’s calling about his nearly alcoholic brother who is going down the road of being a different type of joke than he intends.
Adam is asking about the consequences for his drinking, Chris tells them about his brother’s multiple DUI’s.
Adam asks if he’s working, his family commitments etc.
Adam is now using Chris and his proximity to the St. Louis Arch to brighten up his life, he mentions Bob Costas living there and really ends this one on a high note.
“Wear a condom, ride that arch!” –Adam the world’s worst monument consultant of all time.
Adam is now doing an improv bit where BB is pitching him an old timey monument.
Adam is asking about being the “3 arch guy” and jokes about becoming a border town like Tijuana, go through our town and fuck our women.
Adam is now mocking the “arch to nowhere” idea.
Adam names BB “Archie” and suggests some sort of self-serving angle for his persistence with these arch ideas, BB name checks Joel Bridgington a fictional rival at the monument company it seems.
Adam is doing a live read for Blinds Galore
Adam reveals that after 8 years Cinemax is finally showing ‘The Hammer’ and he plugs ‘Winning’ his new Paul Newman documentary.
Adam has a discussion today about having to bring the Newman cars in via crane for the premier event, BB asks if Adam is nervous for the crane to be handling his precious cars.
Adam says it’s rarely the first day for a crane operator, he trusts them way more than the overconfident waitresses who think they can memorize everyone’s order but clearly cannot.
Gina’s News
1st Story is on the EFF ruling regarding the Patent Trolls that sued the network and Adam, Gina has all of the details about the invalidation of several portions of the Personal Audio Patent.
Adam says the only part of this story that steams his bean a little bit is that it’s referenced that he “settled” with the patent trolls.
Gina shares the article she read where it said the settlement was “sealed” and BB is now on Adam’s side agreeing with him about how settlement equates to paying in most people’s minds.
Adam says it makes him seem like he rolled over, Adam jokes about the “favorite podcasts” listed at the top of the Washington Post article, Adam says you shouldn’t be able to use the term settled if the amount of was 0.
Adam says they chose not to research the truth as it helped them paint a very inaccurate picture of reality as it further made him look like a heel who took off with everyone’s money.
Gina thanks Adam for all of that work and moves on, Adam takes it back to the story and asks if this writer is trying to diminish Adam’s work and effort to help defeat these trolls.
BB brings up the “internist” label that Drew had to use on radio, BB says it makes average people think you’re an intern when it’s trying to send the opposite professional message, he’s making a point about language and legalese getting in the way of meaning and understanding, good point.
Chris is arguing as Devil’s advocate saying the guy who wrote the piece was trying to make Personal Audio seem worse and added Adam as one of the valiant yet trampled cases in the history of Personal Audio and their lawsuits.
Adam is now addressing Chris’s argument and he agrees that it tarnishes the victory, Gary is now on mic confirming that the two podcasts he chose up top were specifically chosen, Adam won’t say agenda but both of those shows fans mass spammed the ACS with negative reviews while praising those shows in 2009 when the ACS launched.
Adam talks about the little digs that writers will place in articles, like citing his “failed venture into late night.”
2nd Story is on Hilary Clinton announcing her campaign for president, Gina and Adam are talking about the dropping of Hilary’s maiden name and Adam is sharing his theory.
Adam says the way she could become president is based off the “on a role” a progressive role” where we can all then claim we were on the watch when we elected a woman and someone of a different skin color than white.
Adam is now addressing the inherent racism and sexism in removing someone’s identity/ex/ethnicity due to their different political beliefs, mostly right wing people being removed from their ethnic groups or even gender based on their ideology alone.
Gina is now showing Adam Hilary’s campaign launch video, Adam is doing some light commentary mocking her words.
Adam says she’s such an unlikable individual and Gina brings up the “thumb move” that Bill clearly taught her, Adam jokes about him telling her not to smell it, gold!
Adam is bringing up the “feeling” that humans pick up on, Adam says that women aren’t down with Hilary and run more off pheromones and scent, Gina says there will be no love lost if she was elected or not.
Adam asks if she gets the heebie-jeebies off her, Allie says yes and gives her more enthusiastic distrust for the woman.
Adam is talking about how you can see people who haven’t been told to shut up in 30 years when they have a shorter fuse, he’s citing the Benghazi stuff.
Adam is doing a Dollar shave Club live read
Adam chokes himself out with the strap, making them all very uncomfortable at his funeral, hilarious!
3rd Story is on Mary Kay Letourneau’s Child Rape of Vili Fualaau, Adam says this one of those feel old moments, the kid is now in his 30s and they have two teenage daughters.
Gina is reading the quotes from them, she’s now playing a clip of Mary talking about the media’s version of their story.
Adam says the guy has always looked like a crazy gangbanger to him, Gina reads the details of the arrests and Allie brings up the details and how if reversed it would be viewed very differently.
Adam jokes about the possibly job outcomes for Vili if this hadn’t of happened to him, Adam is now commenting on consent and the guys he knew growing up who boned their teenage babysitters, he’s commenting Ray doing that, wow!
Gina asks about the differences between what Ray did and what Mary did to/with Vili and Adam is commenting on achieving an erection and the long history of 12 ½ guys fucking throughout time.
Adam does think there is a difference for men and women, he asks about being Mary’s child from her first marriage and Gina talks about Mary’s now teenage daughters with Vili attending the school she used to teach at.
Adam is now riffing at Mary’s first husband living in Alaska and doing a one man improv saying he’s not the guy he is.
Adam is now commenting on Barbara Walters ending her career with these interviews after her long career interviewing presidents and other officials.
4th Story is on Argentina issuing an arrest warrant for Justin Bieber and Adam comments on how sad it is when a country attempts a publicity stunt like this.
5th Story Gina is commenting on an ant vaccination movement head who is now giving up her convictions after all of her kids became ill.
Adam is now ranting about how these are all survivors or incest and abuse taking it out on their kids and society, he’s mocking their invalid opinions and their needs for therapy.
Adam is now sharing the good news and bad news of nobody listening to her crazy ass the first time while she was preaching the ant vaccination stuff nor during her mea culpa.
Gina brings up the lack of male ant vaccine personalities, Adam is commenting on men taking their abuse into things like MMA and quotes Patrick Swayze in ‘Road House’.
6th Story is on the tour bus search of Nelly, Adam is commenting on how all tour buses come with a glock, crack and other criminal accoutrement straight out of the factory.
Adam says he doesn’t give a fuck if it’s “up with people” or “the von trap family” and is now suggesting that a tour bus is your home while you’re on the road and police shouldn’t be able to search it without a warrant.
Gina is commenting on the lawyer’s argument about the people who had access to the bus, Adam is commenting on people never losing their bags of drugs.
“That’s Nelly’s Soil” – Adam inadvertently making up new porn titles.
Gina wraps the news, funny bit with Allie and Adam.
Adam is doing an Arctic Ease live read
Adam is giving out the plugs and wrapping up the show with a ‘Take a Knee” plug.
Adam tells Allie to give Kevin or Bean a kiss, he still loves those guys.