10 Apr Giovanni’s Superfan Sidebar 04/06/2015 – David Alan Grier
A real time blog where Superfan Giovanni does recap and commentary on the show as it happens and opines on all things ACS
Guest – David Alan Grier
Recorded 04-05-2015 – Release Date 04-06-2015
Production Number #1546
Adam opens the show with a clever ‘Brose Again” intro, DAG is in the studio singing about the latest “fake Teresa” and BB has a great #TopDrop from Ian Edwards.
Adam gives out the plugs for DAG.
Adam is now talking to Peanut about her kids, she’s telling him about her capacity for love and she’s messing up Martin Luther King’s name.
Adam is asking Peanut about her kids, Adam is going forward despite DAG asking if Adam is really going to do this to him, and make him say all of the names.
DAG is riffing as Peanut about making audio clips of their various fathers to use to intimidate them when they’re acting up.
Adam is offering to let the kids come so they don’t overheat out in the car, DAG says he’s MacGyver and is continuing to pepper “new fake Teresa” with more questions.
Adam is now asking Peanut about her pre-owned flip flops.
Adam is talking about the “swap meet” and how inappropriate they can be along with how outdated this concept seems.
Adam is now asking what is in the heads of these people who sit for 14hrs to make 81 dollars after a long drive to Pomona.
Adam says he was at a swap meet filming a bit, BB is utterly clueless and DAG is telling them about a midget rodeo he attended.
DAG says that NYC doesn’t have swap meets like they have out here, Adam is now telling them about the Rose Bowl Swap Meet and one of the most devastating mementos of his life.
Adam is telling them about a mahogany diving board he found from the 1920’s.
DAG is demanding more Mangria and suggesting Adam mix white Mangria with Mountain Dew and has a clever name for it, Adam has his own variant on that idea.
Adam is telling DAG to stop snoring and shares the story of “Old Rose Antiques” and how his assistant called but was told they had no such thing, Adam finally called up and was told they just sold it.
Adam shares how he eventually had to build one himself, DAG shares his search for a new Ducati.
DAG asks why Adam went and saw ‘Furious 7’ and cites a superior evening watching a cancer documentary, Adam asks if he means the ‘Vice’ special.
Adam says he’s fresh from Jimmy’s house, where he spent Easter like he does every year and how sad it is to then pass his parents homes on the way home.
Adam compliments Jimmy’s mom Joan and how she makes him a meat pie every year and hides it from him, Adam talks about his ex-partner and how nice it is that his family is so completely different that his family.
Adam jokes about his dead grandma when DAG brings her up two desperate times, he then had a dark comment on her raising his mother.
Adam is doing a live read for Dollar shave Club
Adam is sharing the experiences he had with his grandparents, he only met the two grandmas never either grandfather.
Adam is telling them about his daughter and her letter to the Easter Bunny, thanking it in advance for the baskets she was expecting.
Adam says that his wife doesn’t think his daughter still believes in the Easter Bunny, Dag is telling them about his daughter and how he thinks his ex might be chipping away at the illusion of Santa Clause.
BB says this is a cliché for a reason and now DAG is getting fake mad at him, BB steers into the skid and claims he’s doing it on purpose.
Dag is doing an impromptu “my cock gets longer” commercial for Mangria.
Adam is talking about leaving from the Kimmel’s place early, he shares a conversation with is daughter about the Easter Bunny.
Adam says he believes his daughter, DAG is now sharing his own daughter’s reactions and Adam has a funny “I think the Easter Bunny is real, I think Britney Spears has fake tits” comment to sum up childhood in Los Angeles in 2015.
DAG is now sharing an Easter Bunny story from his brother who hired a friend to show up for DAG’s nephew’s Easter.
Hooray for Baldywood
BB saw ‘Furious 7’
Adam is doing a Legal zoom live read
BB is going over the production team and claims this movie now is about a cast of superheroes, he describes the chicken runs between the cars that happen serval times in the movie.
Adam is commenting on the “chassis reinforcement” observed by Vin Diesel in the movie regarding Jason Statham’s Jaguar.
Adam is mocking the notion of him having his car reinforced in advance in preparation of something like this.
BB is now explaining the plot of the movie, Adam is joking about the Rock working alone in an office with his arms buttered up.
They’re now playing a clip of the Rock and Vin Diesel in the hospital.
BB comments on the 2nd villain they tried to pile on for this movie, Adam is commenting on how upping the ante leads a franchise to get lost.
The ‘Alien’ vs ‘Aliens’ effect which BB calls Adam’s best example of this, DAG is now mocking Adam for mixing up his words.
Adam says this movie is where the series kind of upped it and blew it out, Adam is mocking the fucked out premise and how the bother of the dead guy never factors in how the one guy was trying to kill you first.
DAG comments on his perfect buzz going on, Adam is further breaking down the plot.
They’re going very in-depth and DAG suggests they’re overthinking it, Adam says he thinks 5 is the best with 6 after that and Adam comments on the goodwill in the reviews for the late Paul Walker.
Adam comments on them handling the Paul Walker death in real life and the way they handled it in the movie, Adam says the movie was a fun chaotic mess.
Adam is bringing up the plots of 5 and 6 that proved to be more fun, Adam says at the very end they did a very nice thing where they put him in a Supra and had him drive away into the sunset alone without ever killing him off in the film.
DAG asks what genre they would this move in, Dag now wants to know Adam’s gold standard for the action movie and he lists ‘Point Break’ and ‘Armageddon’ for over the top movies, DAG mentions ‘Die Hard’ and Adam says that actually a good movie.
DAG is asking Gina about this as a date movie.
Gina talks about the trailer and Adam is commenting on the opening scene with a mountain road.
Adam is bringing up the various stunts from the previous films vs. what happens in this movie including jumping from building to building in Dubai.
Gina says “the diehards” as in fans and DAG jokes about the “Diehard Family” who made the film series, Adam comments on the trailers and his son putting his hand over his eyes for the ‘Poltergeist’ trailer, full blown puss.
Adam is recommending it along with BB, DAG demands more Mangria and wanders off mic which BB comments on.
Q and Ace
1st Caller Steve he wants DAG to name his favorite pizza place in New Haven, he brings up ‘Peppy’s’ and DAG says that ‘Louie’s Lunch’ makes the best hamburger he’s ever had.
DAG claims that Steve called him an N word.
Steve brings up Classic Loveline and wants Adam to tell the story of ‘The Sneaker Pimps’ and DAG mocks this question like Adam hasn’t talked about it before.
CLL – 428 – 05/20/1997 – Tuesday Night Show – Guests Sneaker Pimps
We’re now at like 99% for people mentioning Classic Loveline but leaving me out, convenient!
I actually transferred this tape after 15 years of searching for any known clips of it.
Here is the infamous ADS #09 where I conjured the name of the band after Adam only said the words “What was that band.”
Adam is now ranting about the ‘Spin’ magazine articles on AIDS and conspiracy theories about addiction etc.
Adam explains how the U.K. bands had the greatest ratio of assholes vs. super nice guys, nothing in between.
Adam is telling the story of Liam walking out on the show, Adam is explaining how people now understand the lay of the land and egos can’t get as inflated like the could in the mid 90’s.
BB praises their hit song ‘Six Underground’ and plays them some of it, DAG is joking about trip hop being his mix back in the day when he would use his sex muscle.
Adam explains that bands are a little more coached up today, he’s now using Lou Bega and his MTV Loveline appearance to make a point about artists not being able to see the forest for the trees.
BB is now playing some of his hit ‘Mambo No.5’ and Adam says the song is terrible.
2nd Caller Brandon, he will be turning 21 in May and is going to be celebrating with a bottle of Mangria, he wants to know if Adam ever found the letter he wrote of all the nasty shit he was going to do to his prom date.
Adam is telling them about finding a photo with a fragment of it in the background, Adam is commenting on the joke letter he was writing about the liquid from her vagine etc.
Adam is telling them about rolling a firecracker inside a lemon into his shop and how the letter was payback.
I know what guy this is now, Adam is telling the story about his buddy who used to fuck a bean bag and how he said the guy’s name on MTV, after Drew demanded his last name.
Adam explains how he got a call the next day from a mutual friend, Snake who was telling Adam that their buddy was so angry he couldn’t call Adam, Adam is explaining how the guy mandated that Adam just never say the name again.
The episode then re-aired on MTV and even more of his students saw the part of the show which led to more students confronting Adam’s old friend.
Adam is explaining how the guy couldn’t conjure that the episode was simply rearing, Adam thanks Brandon for bringing this up.
Gina gets Adam to clarify that they’re still friends now and he was able to convince him of it being a re-run.
Dag is now teasing a story, he’s refusing to tell it on air, this might be his infamous cheating ex from the earl 2000’s who was “banging half of Hollywood” to quote DAG.
WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 25, 2002 – GUEST: DAVID ALAN GRIER • HOST: ADAM, DR. DREW
“David stops by lamenting his recent breakup with his girlfriend of four years. He recently (at the time) found out she had been cheating on him with multiple famous actors, at one point in the show DAG coughs while saying the names to avoid legal troubles. During the show Engineer Anderson slows down the recording and plays it back, and the listeners are able to discern the names Tom Sizemore and Colin Farrell from them. It is still unclear who the third person he named was. It was Cuba Gooding Jr. as revealed by BB on the KLSX Free2HD version of his show ‘The Film Vault’ in 2008.”
3rd Caller Christina, she wants to know where Adam would take the kids if he had a two week vacation this year, Adam is praising the ‘Fast and Furious’ movies cinematography and locations.
DAG is now trying to asking Christina about her dream vacation and she keeps taking it back to Adam, Adam says he needs to do something and cites Pebble Beach.
Adam likes an activity attached to a vacation, he says his wife would like a Springsteen concert over anything else, DAG says he would fuck Olga and a nice impression of what it would sound like it, a classic Loveline bit.
Dag then says Olga is awesome and sings her praises even further, trying to erase that last riff.
DAG is interviewing Christina about her life and mocks her “um…” response to the question about her son’s father, Adam jokes about him being in “a picture” just not hers.
Adam is talking to Dag about getting tickets for the Mayweather vs. Pacquiáo fight and how it might be more fun to get the PPV, Adam suggests watching it as his other warehouse where there is a new big screen.
Adam proposes that Kimmel, all of the guys all Uber it over and watch it the right way.
Dag threatens to take some Molly and Adam has a killer reply giving him permission to fuck his dog, excellent delivery from Ace.
DAG is telling them about flying in for a ringside seat before the days of smart phones and selfies, Dag says you’re going to be fucked with picture requests and Adam says it seems like you’re paying to say you went there.
Adam is doing a Simply Safe Live Read
Adam mentions a conversation with his dad about a poorly installed system from the other guys.
Adam is now having them play a clip of DAG from ‘Road Hard’ of Adam, DAG and Phil in the diner.
DAG is asking about the profits for the film, he wants to know if they’re going to be giving some money back to the fans, Adam says he hasn’t made any money and has about 8,000hrs into the movie.
Adam jokes about his dad being a hedge fund guy and DAG is busting his balls as if he’s broaching some territory Adam doesn’t want to get into.
Gina’s News
1st Story is on the 18yr sentence for the webmaster behind a revenge porn website, DAG is now joking about this guy’s time in prison and Gina enjoys it, BB is apparently staring and DAG commenting on it.
Adam explains his daughter handed him her cellphone to take a picture of her in her Easter dress to send her to her friend.
DAG is now picking on Adam for losing control, criticizing him for his daughter having her own phone and her friend for having one too.
Adam says he doesn’t know, he just pays for everything.
Adam is now saying that we should now schedule a DNA banking program where one afternoon every year every person on earth is filmed wearing a baby bonnet and clown shoes while getting raped with a mop handle after giving DNA samples.
This is some sort of complex way to keep people from being burned by embarrassing footage/recordings from ruining their lives, as the question would be asked is it worse than that other thing Adam described.
Adam shares the details of this procedure, clean mop handles etc.
2nd Story Is on the Wildcats fans recorded causing mayhem, Gina is now playing a clip and Adam asks if everyone is just an out of control narcissist piece of shit now and react this way because of that.
Adam says that the moment we added cameras everyone’s behavior became worse, he’s describing the pre-camera age where people weren’t doing this, DAG asks about the cameras in the studio and has a funny extreme reaction that resembles Jo Koy’s “What the Fuck.”
Gina, BB and DAG are all weighing in with Adam and then Gina moves on.
3rd Story is on the relocation of the ‘Hustler’ Store as the property was sold to Gwyneth Paltrow, Gina has all of the details of the new establishment that will take the store’s place.
Adam and Dag have some questions, DAG is going on about The SoHo House.
Adam is doing a Smart Mouth Live Read
“How about if you like to eat shit?” – DAG
Adam’s reply is priceless
Gina tells Adam the place is now just known as ‘The Arts Club’ and BB tells them about the office spaces above the store and how she could lease that out and make a fortune, Adam thinks that chunk of land itself is worth 10 million.
4th Story is on Walmart refusing to carry Ronda Rousey’s book due to her being “too violent” and BB brings up her work in ‘Furious 7’ both Adam and BB offer some praise for cameo role.
You can hear Gina’s disdain for the hypocrisy in Walmart’s decision, she’s right.
Adam is talking about the “Sport Violence” warning before a movie, Adam is now asking what we’re worrying about in today’s world when everyone is just a click away from a beheading or bukake video.
Adam is reading the “War” and “Sports Action” labels before a film.
DAG once again mocks Adam’s parenting style.
5th Story Is on Chris Rock’s recent traffic stops he’s been documenting online, DAG is telling them about the last time he was pulled over.
Gina shares some real world statistics about the rates at which black people are pulled over, Adam says it’s not like all cops are Joe Don Baker as there is great diversity among the LAPD.
DAG says he’s never been pulled over by a nonwhite Highway Patrol Officer, Adam says that’s different than LAPD.
Adam says that cops pull people over based first and foremost on what kind of car they’re driving and they pull over the most statistically likely people to be criminals and shares his theory about the rate in which women are pulled over vs. men
Gina has a funny “pipeline” one liner to sum up Adam’s thoughts on the possible arguments about this.
Adam is sharing the story of the time his bike was towed and he begged the cop for some simple kindness, DAG is having Gina read how many times Chris was pulled over and Adam says this is called profiling.
DAG is accusing BB of calling him the N word and tells him he beat cancer but he won’t beat him too, holy shit.
DAG is telling Adam what he’s saying is racist and ridiculous, Adam is now arguing about Ferguson with DAG and Adam says he doesn’t like the cops and he says they’re simply profiling.
DAG is offended and now giving out a plug.
6th Story comes from a website that doesn’t care for Adam much, it’s about very thin models being banned by French Parliament.
Adam is asking why it’s ok for boys to see unrealistic depictions of male physiques but not women and part of growing up is accepting you don’t get everything you want nor the physique you want.
Adam is saying his son’s favorite guy in ‘Furious 7’ is The Rock and by banning this we won’t be making a better word for women, Gina has a wise point about steroids and Adam tells Gina he gets that everyone “sees all the shit” and they need parents to guide them.
Adam is essentially not in favor of censorship to protect/infantilize women and Gina wants to know what Adam would do if his daughter came home and refused to eat dinner.
Adam says he would do the same thing he does to get the goose to eat more when fattening up its liver, BB’s reaction is priceless.
Adam asks what are we to do, he cites Disney princes, comic books and Gina is commenting on how the ideal body shape has reduced over time, Adam is telling Gina that this is what chicks and gay guys think looks good not dudes.
Adam says that boobs, ass and curves never went out of style, DAG is backing him up and riffing on and off mic.
Gina asks DAG about his areola color preference and then wraps the news.
Adam is doing an Arctic Ease live read
DAG is unknowingly doing an imitation of the “Alan Drillin’ show” drop form Evander Holyfield as played on the old KLSX ACS, a clip I’m still searching for.
Adam and DAG talk out the ending of the show and Adam gives some plugs while DAG mocks him further, DAG then burns Gina for not being in the movie.
Adam even plugs Chocolate Glutton DAG’s food blog, I have a parody version “White Chocolate Glutton.”
Dag has some closing madness as they wrap.