04 May Giovanni’s Superfan Sidebar 04/05/2016 – ‘The People vs. OJ Simpson’ Creators and Jo Koy
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Guest – ‘The People vs. OJ Simpson’ Creators and Jo Koy
Recorded 04-04-2016 – Release Date 04-05-2016
Production Number #1793
Adam opens the show to a “one man dream team” intro and a great “now I want to kick your baby” #TopDrop from Jo Koy who is in studio and is updating them on his home remodeling and the drunken workers who he found strewn about his property.
Adam has a “damn Jews” reply, Jo is impersonating his crew member trying to lie about being sick from anything but drinking, very funny.
Jo has a funny riff asking for a lime as Adam is describing a horrific job for him to accomplish for a single Budweiser Tall Boy can.
Adam talks about them chugging the Budweiser and Adam asks how many of these guys would accept a Gelson’s bag, they’ve never been in a Gelson’s, it’s like a Jon’s/Vons…
Adam is saying these day laborers and construction crews would take 9k in cash in a paper bag to never go back to the same profession, Adam says construction is the default job for the unemployable.
Adam is now describing some very unemployable people, Adam says it’s the one guy who doesn’t even have black V neck sweater, not simple Navy Blue sweater even?
Adam says these guys on the job sites he’s talking about do not have a jacket for court.
Adam is describing the horrific rap sheets of these guys who would not be let back into Honduras.
Jo is sharing a story of catching the guys knocking down Avocados off a tree.
Adam has a great “pitch in or die” and a “pitch in or parish” and cites his old coworker Frank, the born again gangbanger who fed him cactus tacos.
Adam is sharing the story of Frank and his mysterious Chicken. Hilarious cactus pronunciation from Adam mimicking Franks voice.
Adam explains how he sent his wife with a machete to gather up some cactus for the tacos.
Jo calls it a Mexican Tofu; Adam says that Gary has some hold music he wants to share with them.
Adam is doing a Legal Zoom Live Read
Adam says he found himself on hold listening to this music today, Gary plays it for them.
Adam says nothing would be better than bad music and suggests classical music which is calming and assists in thinking unlike this bizarre Casio sound.
Adam wanted to know why he must be annoyed, Adam asks Gary and he says they have to change conference providers as they use that song for every hold, he’s heard it endless times over the past 4yrs.
Adam is riffing about some hot business exchange and Jo mentions the single twang of the guitar that kills it, Adam jokes about using this music to make the guys on the job site sick again.
Jo is doing his “Hector” impression and he’s joking while sick and Adam is highlighting the worst part of the hold music.
BB says this sounds like a MIDI and Adam says he would rather “hear his mom get fucked… by a prison guard…”
Q and Ace
1st Caller Danny, Adam asks if he’s going to show up for the live show in Seattle and he wants to know if he should hold onto his Nissan Z while waiting for the Tesla Model 3.
Adam is praising Tesla and mocks the government and how they would get things done in comparison.
Jo is now riffing as one of the guys from his jobsite trying to come up with a solution to charge a Tesla without a 220 connection.
Jo is on fire and is dropping classic one liner after classic one liner, so funny.
2nd Caller Ramone, he wants to know if Adam has any details on his next TV show with Spike.
Adam says it should be coming up around the end of the year or early next year.
Adam jokes about Phil, his dog.
Adam talks about him doing a move last night where he got up on Adam and took up the space where Adam’s sparse blanket covering was, like a counterweight keeping Adam from extending the comforter over his full body.
Jo busts out some Black Lab, Adam jokes about him using up all of his sheets.
Adam and Black Lab are talking about their “size difference” and now they’re talking about him sleeping on Adam’s head, Adam is telling them about Phil chewing through the insulation, Adam tried to dug tape it back together but Black Lab, who is now Phil it seems decided to eat fiberglass.
Jo has a great “this is how we’re going to end this” and Adam is joking about Phil competing with Sonny for the Nerf Football and his one handed extreme catches ala Odell Beckham Jr. and his highlight reel, BB is in the mix and Adam shares how much he loves watching Sonny try to strip the ball from Phil.
Adam is doing a Castrol Live Read
Gina asks about swapping from traditional oil to full synthetic.
3rd Caller Dave, he doesn’t get on mic but wants to know if Adam is still in contact with any of the Juggies from ‘The Man Show.’
4th Caller Ted has a ‘Rich Man Poor Man’ for them and he says summering and wintering in different locales, Adam says it’s about a 6 and he asks about cold weather hobos, wrapped up like a doobie in a tarp.
Adam says you can avoid seeing the hobo who is much better shape than you are as they are so bundled up you don’t see their frame.
Adam recommends the Rich Man Poor Man eBook on Amazon.
Rich Man, Poor Man Kindle Edition
Adam and the gang are talking about their upcoming guests and their impressive writing careers; Adam is asking the gang what they learned from watching ‘The People vs. OJ Simpson’ on FX.
Gary drops the bomb that Chris Darden will be an upcoming guest on ‘Reasonable Doubt’ and Jo brings some ‘Hector’ back into the show, he’s able to riff in way that’s not offensive and more celebratory as Hector.
Adam is doing a Drop Stop Live Read
Adam and the inventors on ‘Beyond The Tank’ Edition
They head to break and Jo shares his love for the gang before he exits.
They’re back from break with a funny ‘Definitely Not a Jew’ and he asks them about this project and the buzz surrounding it.
Adam asks them about the artistic license they lend themselves for these types of project, very funny 16% on liner from Scott.
Scott explains how they write this stuff and Adam brings up the Bruno Magli shoes, they explain how Adam is misunderstanding the show, the evidence buries OJ, they explore why they got off.
Scott quotes Marcia Clark saying 100% of the people she prosecutes in court are guilty.
Adam has a killer ‘Cleopatra Jones’ one liner as they talk about the art being swapped out in OJ’s house.
Gina asks about Robert Kardashian, Scott and Larry talk about the backpedaling they had to do, to remind people that OJ was beloved and Kardashians were unknown.
Scott and Larry talk about including the Kardashian family and why they thought it was important and they make a good point about the news media and fame and how that could have effected them all.
Adam brings up the burned down SLA house from the Patty Heart case, that’s their next project and Adam tells them about visiting the house, they want to know why.
Adam is telling them about the field trip form his elementary school, picking up spent shell casings, Adam jokes you could still smell the flesh and BB suggests they write a scene with a young Carolla visiting the SLA house into the next series, great idea!
Adam is riffing about the TV rolling into the classroom and how it was always the best day of class, regardless of what you were watching, it was a break.
Adam asks them about the rise of Television and places like FX to create content, Larry talks about how they let them choose their own running lengths and Scott reaffirms how different it truly is.
Adam asks them how deep into the Patty Hearst case they are and Scott tells them about just getting the as of yet unpublished manuscript about the case.
Scott talks about the imaginary SLA, it was just 7 people in total.
Adam asks how they got ahold of Patty Hearst, Scott explains what the Symbionese Liberation Army was and how it was created by Donald DeFreeze along with murder of Marcus Foster.
BB asks about the tone of the show and Adam is sharing his feelings about OJ trying to send himself back to jail, he shares his thinking that OJ should have played things safe and avoid all nefarious activities.
Larry tells them about the deal that sent OJ to prison in Vegas, stealing back his own stuff.
Adam quotes Nicole Brown Simpson’s dad and the weird comment he made that eluded to OJ getting laid after getting freed from custody after the trial.
They’re now all riffing about Irwin Allen productions and Adam goes into a live read
Adam is doing a Tommy John Live Read
BB worse his Tommy John undershirt to Matt’s wedding as he was going to dancing edition.
Gina’s News
1st Story is on the 15$ per hour minimum wage pact between CA and NY, Adam says that the problem is businesses are smarter than anyone in government, whatever you try to implement, it doesn’t matter.
Adam says good intention and being dumb leads to business and their money based intentions beating you.
Adam is talking about Mayor Garcetti and runaway productions and he mocks former Mayor Villaraigosa trying to deal with Hollywood and people far more intelligent than he is.
Adam is making a point about incentive and why you’re not supposed to be making the minimum wage in your 30’s.
Adam is bringing up the Dream Team and asks if they’re evil for defending OJ, no, the same way business isn’t evil for trying to earn.
2nd Story is on a new Smithsonian exhibit featuring Bill Cosby, Gina explains how they will be updating and including the information about his alleged sexual assaults.
The guests bring up Fatty Arbuckle and Adam jokes about his kid making that reference all of the time, Gina brings up the fact that he was framed.
Adam shares how his son hates boring sports, a funny David Beckham/Odell Beckham Jr. anecdote.
3rd Story is on China banning the ‘April Fools’ concept, she reads the elaborate statement which almost sounds like an April fool’s joke.
Adam is now asking when people are going to smarten up and will be able to see the relics surrounding us, ala Cuba being struck in the 1950’s and China and North Korea’s human rights violations.
Adam says Cuba are what Mike August calls an empty bag and Gary reads them the reason why Japanese cars don’t make their way to Cuba, Adam has a killer mash it all together car riff.
Adam is doing a Draft Kings Live Read
4th Story is on the new target of Trump’s ire, John Kasich.
Adam says he thinks maybe the happy side of Trump is that everyone is getting involved an engaged, like the OJ Simpson Trial did for courtrooms is akin to what Top Gun did for fighter pilots.
Adam doesn’t think Trump is a positive direction but the outcome might be positive overall for the system as a whole.
They’re now all talking about the ‘Twilight Zone’ case and the McMartin Preschool Trial that were among the courtroom whiffs they had leading up to OJ.
Adam says he was at the Courtroom live on the day of the verdict for the KROQ morning show.
The guests bring up ‘The Cotton Club’ murder and now Adam is riffing about ‘Sanford and Son’ thanks to a mention of the guy who played Lamont.
They reference the movie ‘Hardcore’ and BB has a killer one liner, they’re now watching the mashup of ‘Hardcore’ and the Adam Sandler movie trailer for ‘Jack and Jill.’
Adam plugs the finale of ‘The People Vs. OJ Simpson’ and they close out the show.