22 May Giovanni’s Superfan Sidebar 04/07/2016 – Goo Goo Dolls
A real time blog where Superfan Giovanni does recap and commentary on the show as it happens and opines on all things ACS
Guest – Goo Goo Dolls
Recorded 04-06-2016 – Release Date 04-07-2016
Production Number #1795
Adam opens the show with a funny “Refusing April Showers” intro form Dawson and Lynch, BB has a killer Jo Koy #TopDrop “It Sounds Entertaining!” and Adam teases the arrival of The band.
Adam is now giving examples of bizarre coincidences and trying to explain them to other people and BB is now in the mix as a 3rd party who is not impressed with Adam’s “Joel McHale” you had to be there phone call example.
Adam is talking about his daughter and son both playing flag football and he brings up the idiotic studies and he shares how happy he was to see BB’s wife enjoy a glass of Champagne at Matt’s wedding, BB has an obnoxious “shhhh”, shushing that doesn’t play funny.
Adam is mocking every bullshit piece of advice or rule of parenting and he jokes about his kids being in the same 3rd grade class and that resulting in them leading terrible burnout lives.
Hilarious stripper example and Gina shares her theory about teachers not wanting identical twins in the same classroom.
Adam is saying that a glass of champagne will not make one difference due your pregnancy and BB shares the details of a book titled ‘Expecting Better’ that just addresses pregnancy myths and he shares how the hysteria at play confuses people and isn’t necessarily true.
Adam is talking about how doctors hear things and the “none of that” rule of thumb, they don’t believe what you say regarding moderation, nobody smokes just one cigarette or drinks once a month.
Adam says every parenting book should be blank except for the first page that says if you’re thoughtful enough to buy one, you don’t need one, now write your memoirs in the rest of the book.
Adam jokes about Ray’s mom and the concept of a parenting book, she would use the book for assaulting Ray.
Adam says he’s never seen his wife read a parenting magazine, he says it’s the greatest scam in the world and nothing looks less enticing, it’s purchased to have lying around to impresses others, BB calls it set dressing and Adam says it’s the adult version of Elf on a Shelf.
Adam wraps up the topic and moves onto a live read after telling BB why he and Christie will be good parents.
Adam is doing a Five Four Club Live Read
Adam is bringing up how his daughter approached him to tell him about her flag football team name, he guessed ‘The Bengals’ and Natalia insisted that he had “talked to mommy” and was informed of it in advance.
Adam is now trying to make it clear how much of an obscure pull that was, Adam was trying to get Lynette to understand what he was saying and Natalia overheard him say the team stink.
This was the topic he opened the show with, he was trying to explain how the Bengals area low self-esteem franchise to pick and he explains how unsuccessful the team has been over the past 25 yrs.
Gina asks if Adam is going to chat up the coach and find out why they chose that name, Adam has an obscure Ken Anderson Bengals QB pull from the 1970’s.
Q and Ace
1st Caller Adam mixes up the lines or the booth did, Adam instead gets Daniel from Denmark.
Gary says the lines got mixed up and Jacob is on line 4, Adam is asking Daniel about traveling from Denmark to see the live show in London.
Daniel wants to know about Mangria for the live show, Adam gets his name again and he asks about a joke he was told that was perhaps too offensive for the workplace.
Adam says he feels like Europe is even further ahead of us in the offended/censorship department.
Adam says we have a thing where people get upset about accurate levels of representation and he comments on Native Americans and Asians while he talks about some GAP advertisement with Ellen DeGeneres and makes a point about them being the least like to want to offend anyone.
Daniel now shares his joke and Adam has an “eh” reaction, the worst thing you can say about a comedian is that they’re bland, right down the middle, super safe.
Adam says jokes have to go near or over the edge in order to be funny, Adam contrasts Bob Hope against Chris Rock, Adam is saying his point is that it only maters what the person is trying to convey.
Adam is now ranting up a storm and dropping hilarious quotes, he tells Daniel not to apologize and he says that a prodded apology is no different than a prodded compliment.
Adam says apologies that are sincere come spontaneously from the person, no stick poking in their backs necessary.
2nd Caller Jacob he wants to know Adam’s take on Gennady Golovkin aka Triple G.
Adam is explaining Mexican style boxing to Gina, Adam says he will be looking forward to seeing him fight and Jacob wants to know if Adam will be making it out the fight to see it live.
Adam is riffing about Triple G’s 3 names and they try to pronounce it, he impersonates the announcer messing it up.
Adam says if you remove being seen of the table then you really don’t want to see a fight in person, you get a better experience and really “see” the fight when watching it at home on HBO or Pay Per View.
Mangria Moments
#MangriaMoments
Matt, he saw them live in Denver it was his first live podcast and first podcast experience ever, he shares his impression of the show.
Adam asks why people would want to see a made up show and Adam is now explaining how this is a constant work in progress for him.
Adam talks about standup and honed live show material, he talks about Chris Rock buying jokes and Adam explains how he creates content on the fly.
Adam wants to know what is satisfying about the live show with the “seat of your pants” experience and he talks about doing ‘The Man Show’ and how using publicists wouldn’t fly 10 yrs. ago (17 yrs. ago) but now people are more savvy about media than ever.
Adam is talking about the UFC and why people like it, it’s the reality of a live event where anything could happen akin to the podcasts.
Matt mentions how they ran out of Mangria before they even all sat down, Matt is an Iraq war veteran and he tells them about things they might not know.
There is trash everywhere, Adam says it’s 2016 and did anyone think there would be cultures without trash services.
Matt is telling them about his dab rig and he explains why stoners need to get even higher, Gina explains this particular contraption involves a blowtorch and Adam thanks Matt for his service and coming out for the show.
Adam is talking about the movie ‘Flatliners’ and pot potency, he asks if we will start having to kill ourselves to reach the new high, that next level.
Adam brings up Dominic Monaghan’s last appearance and the discussion about his Ayahuasca trips, see ACS #1758.
Adam is saying that if purple pubes and crystal coated nugs aren’t enough for you then it’s gut check time.
Adam is doing a Castrol GTX Live Read
Adam heads to break
They’re back from break with the Goo Goo Dolls making their ACS debut.
The Goo’s were Classic LoveLine semi regulars, with 3 known appearances but they don’t seem to have had any visits to the KLSX morning show.
WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 10, 1996 – GUEST: GOO GOO DOLLS • HOST: RIKI RACHTMAN, ADAM, DR. DREW
THURSDAY, OCTOBER 15, 1998 – GUEST: GOO GOO DOLLS • HOST: ADAM, DR. DREW
WEDNESDAY, APRIL 19, 2000 – GUEST: GOO GOO DOLLS • HOST: ADAM, DR. DREW
They open the second half of the show to some of the Goo Goo Dolls new song, Adam says they sound amazing and mentions it’s their 11th studio album.
Adam is asking them about the song they’re hearing now and Adam plugs their website.
John Rzeznik and Robby Takac comment on how long it’s been, Adam makes sure to get the names right and John says it’s cool to call him Johnny like the old days, has it been 16 yrs. since they last saw each other?
John is telling them about buying an old house with his wife and how they’re remodeling it and he talks about how much he has going on.
Johnny asks Adam when he sleeps and he alternately answers with when he’s dead and then with how he refuses to take any chances and will nap now to play it safe.
Adam talks about shitting out a book while on the phone with Mike Lynch and John says ‘In 50 Years We’ll All Be Chicks’ made him a different person for 2 weeks, he jokes about going on a bender because of it.
John says it’s akin to the movie ‘Idiocracy’ and how quickly it came true, Adam’s book is now reality.
John is talking about racing in the Toyota Grand Prix and how he couldn’t put the shifting together in his mind to properly race.
Adam is talking about Willie Gault and John tells them about Alfonso Ribeiro crashing and how he was advised to avoid the opening crashes to place better in the race.
Adam jokes about hoping that people have heart attacks and die while driving just so he can win, let alone hoping for accidents.
Adam is talking about the Charity Auction winner who won the race, Adam is trying to think of a charity guy, not Dave, the guy form Florida who wore a pinky ring and owned a chain of gentlemen’s clubs.
Adam is mocking the guy’s ugly glasses and how they had to tell him to tone it down and he was so offensive they didn’t want his 100k anymore.
Adam tells John about winning as a pro and as a celebrity and John shares how he freaked out in the Port-o-Potty and says that Tara Lipinski was getting up in his head messing with him.
Adam talks has a great swimmers and time spent in the pool an analogy and John recalls the first time he met Adam when he was remodeling the studio for the KROQ jocks.
Adam is joking about how they had to use carts for drop work, Adam says Jimmy did the Foley work for the vomit sound.
Adam recalls it was the 9th floor of the KROQ commercial building, he explains how he got involved with the morning show and gets back to the entertainment center he was building and transporting when he heard the fight break out on the KROQ morning show between Jimmy Kimmel and Michael the Maintenance Man.
Adam says he wanted to just get in and see the inside of the studio, that was his grandest hope.
John comments on ‘Catch a Contractor’ and Adam says it’s not his ide but he was happy to participate and John tells them about his never-ending expenses with his house being remodeled.
Adam says they never crack open a wall and find a Picasso or gold ingots, it’s never a good thing what’s behind that wall.
Adam talks about finding old names etched in header beams and other accoutrements of bygone eras, John tells them about a can of Vienna sausages left behind, why would he want to see that?
Robby is weighing in and Adam is describing pipe sweating to everyone after John tells them about his remodel and feelings about Pex and fear that it’s leaching chemicals into him, Adam tells him the damage is already done man.
Adam does a Stamps.com Live Read
Gina’s News
1st Story is on the resignation of the Icelandic Prime Minister after the publishing of the “Panama Papers” and Adam talks about rich people liking the feeling of being rich and how obvious it is they would try to obfuscate and hide their income in order to keep more of it.
Adam says it’s in all of us that we want to hold on to our cash, Adam jokes about the concept of “doing the right thing” and there being a moral obligation to pay more money.
John asks about the Panama Papers and if these companies are breaking laws.
Adam once again brings up the Shabbos goy and Gina says she loves it when he does this, Adam is now sharing his 2 out of 10 jelly beans theory of universal fairness, Adam wants a flat tax solution.
Adam says it’s weird that we’re so hesitant to make a change.
Gina brings up how it can be illegal to store funds off shore, Adam says the “you’ve got 500 million isn’t that enough?” question and how that doesn’t really apply, he says ask an NBA star about when he’s tired of banging hot blondes.
BB leads Adam into a Life Lock Live Read
Account hacked transition edition
2nd Story is on Charlize Theron claiming she’s been turned down for many roles due to her extreme beauty, Adam jokes about being turned down for many roles because his cock is too wide.
BB thinks She’s right and John explains how he and Robby are heading for the 1st class lounge dressed and looking as they do.
Adam talks about Charlize winning extra bonus points for uglying herself up, Adam talks about the movie Mad Max: Fury Road’ and its insane rotten tomatoes score, he compares it’s plot to that of Terminator and Alien and asks why those films don’t get as high a ranking.
“tack on 30 points for the super smoking hot blonde who made herself an ugly gimp” – Adam
Adam is now asking about some legendary movies, Alien, Terminator and Jaws.
Adam may have shit on his own point and sees that Terminator has a perfect 100% score, Adam is commenting on the story and how great it truly is.
3rd Story is on the ruling in the Porsche lawsuit involving Paul Walker’s family, Gina has the details and Adam is joking about being Mark Geragos “go to” expert for cars and pornography.
Adam talks about a fuel cell for these super car level vehicles that are sold and used as street cars.
Adam says that while he would argue that Porsche wasn’t being intentionally negligent he does make a point about race cars having fuel cells and he learns the car had a fuel cell, Adam keeps burning himself with his own points.
Adam tries to bust out a “Yeah but Still” and he gives up his car expertise and he asks some follow up questions, he wants to know how everyone was covered in fuel if they had a cell.
4th Story is on a Van Nuys Father who has been charged with leaving his 9-month old girl in a car while he attended a strip club, Adam jokes about dads from Van Nuys and tells Gina to say no more before she completes the headline.
Adam is now doing a subdued dead baby Stripper DJ bit, holy shit!
Adam is now overcome by emotion and BB is playing the slow Rich Banks version of ‘Cherry Pie’ and as Adam is going nuts with classic one liner after one liner, luscious in the bathroom with the Mentos.
Adam gets a Jade Stage 5 and parking lot candlelit vigil for the dead El Nino car baby in the parking lot.
Adam has a bottomless crab budget and he tells the gentlemen what sodas they do offer.
Gary has the details and he reads the line about a fuel cell, he says he was incorrect and they were using the wrong nomenclature.
Adam says it would be an extra 1100$ for the fuel cell, why not.
Adam is doing a Draft Kings Live Read
Adam says he was driving through the back end of Van Nuys and camp up on an all nude dancing place, Adam would prefer a topless strip club with a higher grade of gal.
Adam’s “go with the turkey sandwich” theory.
5th Story Is on Amy Schumer’s feelings about being included in the “Plus Size” Glamour issue, Gina reads her response and Adam talks about empowering young women and what being obese really means for a person.
Adam says you will never get men to jack off to fat chicks, try as you might but even Sean Penn the most enlightened man on earth won’t get off Charlize Theron, you can’t get them to quit skinny pussy.
Adam says you can’t talk the most progressive people in the world out of the hot skinny blonde pussy.
Adam talks about guys and their various interests, whether it’s stomping on roaches in heels or nose and cheekbones.
Adam and BB have a funny improve scene.
BB says bleeding edge and Gina has a nice innuendo, Adam say that when Glamour does he whole plus sized issue they’re just jacking off into a ceiling fan.
Gina is talking about women who have a larger physique/shape and are still healthy.
Adam says this would be like someone signing you up for the Special Olympics, hilarious!
6th Story is on new website called ‘Swipe Buster’ and Adam talks about this being a very scary world as the nerds have taken over, they’re the angriest people on earth and its time to get payback on the jocks.
Adam is sharing his feelings about there never being a better time to be poor, he says it’s the worst time to be rich and jokes about how Frank Sinatra was able to live and enjoy this wealth and fame.
Adam says you can bribe anyone, there are no off shore accounts, everyone only complains about you and the 1%.
Adam says rich dudes got rich to have mistresses and he asks what Frank Sinatra would be able to get away with today.
Adam is now riffing about Frank trying to get his wife to tell Ava Gardner they’re getting a divorce so he could fuck her that night.
Adam talks about the leading men of yore that were celebrated ladies’ man, Gina wraps the news to Adam declaring he’s lost a lot of gigs due to this dick width.
Adam is doing a Harry’s Razors Live Read
Adam is now giving out the plugs for the Goo Goo Dolls and it’s nice to hear John sound so enthusiastic about being able to see Adam do his thing again.