26 Feb Giovanni’s Superfan Sidebar 02/16/2016 – Dominic Monaghan and Dr. Spaz
A real time blog where Superfan Giovanni does recap and commentary on the show as it happens and opines on all things ACS
Guest – Dominic Monaghan and Dr. Spaz
Recorded 02-15-2016 – Release Date 02-16-2016
Production Number #1758
Adam opens the show with a solid intro form Dawson and Lynch, Adam is talking about the off air debate about Dominic’s last name pronunciation.
Adam asks how you get to be a Moynihan vs. a Monaghan, Adam doesn’t recall but he actually fucked up Dominic’s name last time he was on the show, but it was his first name and he said a completely different one.
Adam is talking about going to the beach with the kids and his wife yesterday and how great it was to see Phil having fun on the beach.
Adam explains that Natalia was crying about him running out into the ocean afraid he would never come back; BB says he had the pleasure of meeting Philly cheesesteak.
Adam is waxing poetic on being at the ocean and how it compels you as a human being, he says the constant breeze and relaxes him, it melts away all the pain and drama of life.
Adam is now going over the name of Dominic again and be brings up Mike August’s real last name Tamarillo, Adam shares his discussion with Lynette about Mike being Italian and why he changed his name to save time, in the name of brevity.
Matt Fondiler is now on mic and he’s sharing how he told Adam Dominic’s last name pronunciation incorrectly when he was original booked a few weeks back.
Q and Ace
1st Caller Scott, he’s telling them about a Bakersfield muffler shop with a big “No Muff Too Tuff/tough” sign.
He wants to know if Adam would sleep with Lynette in his mom’s decrepit body vs. his mom ins Lynette’s body.
Adam says he would go with his mom and anal, just to play it safe.
Adam doesn’t like the hypothetical question people who refuse to answer when the question comes their way, no matter how disgusting or nightmarish.
Adam is now telling Gina about his hypothetical scenario and how most women react, he says it’s perfect for radio due to the men who work in the profession.
Adam is asking Gina to either sleep with the grossest guy she knows and nobody will ever know it, not even him, or you never sleep with him and everyone knows you did and so does he, even though you never did.
Gina is asking some follow ups and she’s getting a migraine picturing this dude and the situation.
Adam has a killer “Gina’s acting a little strange around me, I’ll bet you she thinks I fucked her…”
Gina is now sharing why she would actually fuck the guy and explains how rumors and labels follow you in radio.
Adam is doing a Life Lock Live Read
Adam even bought it for Philly Cheesesteak edition
2nd Caller Ryan, he’s calling about a CDC press release regarding alcohol consumption.
Adam has Dr. Bruce come in studio and Ryan tells him about the infographic and how women are outraged they don’t expand this to men too.
Adam is explaining how the fetal alcohol syndrome part makes sense, but they “expand” and that part offends and insults someone.
Adam comments on the Meryl Streep comments and controversy.
Ryan is talking about outrage and Adam says he’s never been outraged in his life; Gina says the word is fucked out like literally has become.
Adam thanks him for the call, Dr. Bruce has yet to weigh in, he must still be outside of the studio.
Adam is telling BB and Gina about a tweet sent to all three of them, BB says he’s overwhelmed by the sheer volume of @ replies, Adam has a funny “really?” and now Gary is telling them about his own experience with tweets at his account.
They are now playing a clip of a commercial that was tweeted at Adam and the gang, Adam is providing light commentary over the video.
Adam is sharing how this clearly means “God hates your race” and he talks about the poor parenting element to all of this, BB has a killer reaction to the person falling in a moat.
They are killing this live commentary, you can watch the video and listen along via the show page link above or via this link where I merged the video with the audio.
Adam is telling the gang about attempting to have a dialogue with his daughter about race, more of an idea for material for the show.
Adam is sharing his daughter’s comments and has a funny “No” accent mimicking his daughter.
Adam is making a point about the people offended about this video, Adam comments on the Japanese American internment camps that don’t fit into the weighted narrative.
Adam says the minority women depicted in this video should be pissed.
Adam is talking about his fellow racers in the upcoming Toyota Grand Prix that he can’t name and how he told Lynette that if you told him his stock Scion was just 10hp lower than his competition he wouldn’t go to the race.
Adam is making a grand analogy about the message of the system being rigged.
Adam asks Bruce about his advice this week.
Health Watch with Dr. Bruce
Still doing that thing they do
Adam is doing a True Car Live Read
1st Topic is on the updated risk for heart attack and stroke risk associated with NSAIDs and Bruce is talking about people who take them before workouts.
Adam says he’s never felt anything actually working, Bruce has some different scenarios for how these medications can become liver toxic.
Adam is talking about never having heartburn and he says he never has experienced acid reflex, Adam wants to know how much of it is emotional or just flora and fauna.
Bruce explains it’s all genetic and he says Adam has an amazing GI tract and non-propensity for addiction, Adam literally doesn’t know what heartburn feels like.
Gina is telling them about her doctor wanting her to shit in a box and Adam is riffing about shitting in a box compared to a decorative popcorn tin.
Gina talks about the patient’s job of refrigerating their own poop, shitting in a French fry tray as she puts it.
Adam ask if it shouldn’t be more like a buoy, Bruce talks about daily use of heartburn medications and the link to dementia and kidney failure.
Bryan is talking about taking prescription strength medicines while undergoing Chemo and wants to know if it can somehow cause more heartburn by weakening your system.
2nd Topic is on the Zika Virus and comments on the movement to abort these kids or prescribe birth control, Adam references his conversation with Mark Geragos and their guest Jason Flom.
Adam is talking about bad ideas and how you’re not dumb for wanting to outlaw drugs, you’re dumb for continuing down the broken path well after it’s made clear it doesn’t work, if you ignore that, now you’re dumb.
Bruce talks about the Sexually transmitted route for the virus and Adam goers on a funny improv riff with BB as husband returning home to his wife trying to lie about his infidelity that led to his infection, funny “fucking a mosquito” one liners from Ace.
Adam wraps up the segment.
Adam asks Gary about Dominic’s name and shares how he refused to pronounce it for them, Adam recalls that he screwed it up the last time he was on the show, my email warning worked, well kinda!
Adam is asking about Dominic traveling the glob for his show ‘Dom’s Wild things’ and Adam gets to a live read.
Adam is doing a SimpliSafe Live Read
Mike Tamarillo has it Edition
They head to break
They’re back from break with Dominic returning the show for his 2nd appearance, he was previously on The Big 3 Podcast when it taped out of the Carolla Digital studios and on Classic Loveline before that.
WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 11, 2004 – GUEST: DOMINIC MONAGHAN • HOST: ADAM, DR. ALTER
Adam responds to a listener email about what deodorant he uses, he talks about the dangers of aluminum yet doesn’t accept the cancer risks of his beloved talcum, someone needs to get him off that stuff.
Adam talks about Dom being booked a couple weeks and back and cites the “confusion” and doesn’t blame him.
Adam is asking about Dominic being on the front lines of the wildlife, he shares how Dominic picks up creepy stuff and he says it freaks him out, picking up bugs and snakes etc.
Dominic thinks a lot of these fears are learned, he is very careful and kind with his language and BB jokes about him being offensive.
Adam and Dominic are talking about fear and phobias; he talks about animal fears in particular.
Adam is citing a Steve Irwin point, Dominic says that’s freakish and now quotes a guy who was working with Steve the day he was fatally injured.
Dominic talks about the accident and how it was like a lighting strike, Dominic is very concise and positive with his comments while acknowledging the freak death of a legend.
Adam is asking about scary animals that will fuck you up, Dominic mentions various predators and establishing safe/comfortable distances.
Dominic talks about establishing a safety zone with a lizard and getting bit after a camera man convinced him to break said perimeter.
Adam is asking him about the wildlife of New Zealand, Dominic talks about the giant crickets that Peter Jackson fears and they would encounter on set.
Dominic is talking about poverty in Madagascar, he’s sharing how environmental concerns often butt heads with developing countries with limited resources.
Adam jokes about getting ‘Master and Commander’ on Blu Ray and comments on the Sea Iguanas that fish off the islands and comments on the otters that would “fuck with” the iguanas and pull them back, making them swim back again.
Gina asks about a pig island, hilarious one liner form Adam and Dominic tells them about a snake island and he’s sharing how predators teach their offspring to hunt.
Dom explains the real meaning of ‘Killer Whales’ (Whale Killers or Killers of Whales)
Gina’s News
Adam is now explaining that his pig one liner was accurate and it was featured on an episode of ‘The Bachelor’ and now Adam says that TMZ had a report on it.
1st Story is on the Academy Awards scroll that will be running while winners give their speeches.
Adam doesn’t like it and Dominic wants to know why they can’t just say both.
Adam is talking about getting distracted by scrolling text under broadcasts.
Adam says he likes it when something like a Sally Field speech happens.
BB is arguing his take on how this could be better and allow for superior speeches and ideas to be shared.
Dominic asks if they aren’t worried the awards are going to turn into a political posturing platform.
Adam jokes about corporate sponsorship and adding mountain dew to the list of people to thank.
Dominic brings up a guy who was cut off for going into a universal health care lecture.
2nd Story is on the leaked TMZ voicemail of Alec Baldwin ranting at his daughter that Adam refused to play on the KLSX morning show.
Gina quotes Alec’s wishes to do in Harvey Levin and Dominic argues how he might have felt to have his daughter and ex-wife throw him under the bus.
Adam talks about his wife recording a conversation about his daughter it would be on his wife for releasing it.
Gina brings up the Mel Gibson tapes and Dominic brings up the Ricky Gervais Emmy’s jokes aimed at Mel, Adam is now saying he would like the speech to be just a list of people who could kiss your ass, like he gave on his first Letterman appearance.
3rd Story is on a guy reunited with his family after 40yrs, Gina explains how this app connects homeless people with those they’ve lost.
They are watching the clip where Chico thanks the people for reconnecting him to his family, Adam has a killer “he’s going to die?” in response to the news anchor saying his days on the streets are numbered, hilarious.
Adam is now talking about how excited his sister will be to be reunited with him 6 months down the road, hilarious riffs about the clichéd way that addicts fuck up and ruin living situations among family.
4th Story is on Peyton Manning, Adam is now riffing about Vinnie Tortorich calling Peyton the kid, Adam is sharing how you can’t call everyone the kid and he comments on the news media narrative about him being the oldest QB in the league.
Gina has some accusations from a physician’s assistant who complained about him supposedly putting his ass/balls on her face during an exam.
Adam says there is always a history of this kind of behavior, if there weren’t multiple stories, doesn’t mean it didn’t happen.
Gina says she’s not sure if this is sexual assault and they riff about Tea bagging, Adam says that 92% of stuff that was a prank is now considered assault.
Adam talks about the amount of times he’s been urinated on, Gina says she would punch him in the dick for doing that to her.
Adam is suggesting how this could be a prank and Gina is hating that she has to say the woman’s nickname ‘Cunt Bumper’ and Gina explains how this came to be.
BB has a great new drop, Dawson is giving Gina some signals from the booth, he must love this too.
Adam is talking about young male hazing and the alpha level shit going on at these types of football camps.
Adam is talking about 19 vs. 40 and how it’s insane we’re not all dead and Dominic agrees.
Adam is talking about his pickup truck bed surf tours of Baha, throwing M-80’s at the car driving behind you.
BB says he saw a guy from when he was younger that he drove down the sidewalk with, he told his wife about it after saying hello to the guy.
Adam is talking about driving with a buddy and how he threw his car in reverse and punched it, cursing and swerving backwards with Adam in the backseat.
Adam talks about Ray riding on the back of his motorcycle barefoot.
Dominic is telling them about taking a moped in Bali and breaking his foot, he explains how they staff hospitals there and how long the lines were going to be, instead they went to the bar and got drunk.
Adam talks about hanging out with buddies who try to talk you out of going to the hospital.
Adam is talking about how the stats show that more people are injured on horseback than on motorcycles.
Adam talks about how his wife was eager to get his daughter near the horses but would never let them get into street bikes.
Adam is doing a Live Read for ‘Not Safe with Nikki Glaser’
5th Story is on the 3 Sports illustrated covers this year, Gina talks about Lane Bryan model Ashely Graham and BB is punishing her with the “Cunt Bumper” drop.
Gina is describing the cover shot and calls one of the pictures undeniable.
Adam is talking about most plus sized models and how they have thin faces, their faces never represent the rest of their body.
Gina says that’s a requirement and Adam says you’re cheating and that’s not a real plus size woman, Adam Carolla 2016 feminist.
Adam is asking why we are patting ourselves on the back for putting a super gorgeous woman on the cover, he says if you want to be a hero put some average gals on the covers.
Adam says he thinks society should be able to understand that your beauty earns you the spot on the cover or in the calendar.
Adam says it would not serve him well to think he could follow Tom Selleck down the calendar model route, Adam brings up Ted McGinley and comments on how the world tells his daughter how beautiful she is.
Dominic and Adam both bond over an appreciation for some older women, Dominic explains why he can’t say Helen Mirren and Adam has his own theory.
6th Story is on some pedestrians who were darted while walking over the Golden Gate Bridge and Dominic is now quoting the movie ‘The Bridge’ and bringing up the very guy Adam has talked about many times, that knew he could solve all of his problems if he just stayed alive.
Adam is talking about the possible endorphin rush that causes that feeling, he would hope it’s more biological than an actual realization that it was the wrong choice.
Dom is now telling them about his handful of brushes with death and how a few times with Ayahuasca, he thought he might die.
Gina’s curiosity is piqued and she’s asking him about it, Gina shares some details while Dominic explains it, Adam mixes it up with Absinthe.
Dominic says that you puke and cry, Adam asks if you shit in a box, Adam is asking if this would help her do that.
Dom is telling them about a guy he was tripping with who poured his bucket of puke over his dick and balls while shitting himself.
Adam is saying he would install monkey cages and would refuse to mop up any round eye’s buttholes.
Dominic is telling them about taking it 17 days in a row and how you can break through various walls over time.
He explains how it’s like therapy and calls it one of the most important things he’s done in his life, he comments on various hallucinogens and BB jokes about doing an Ayahuasca show at the El Portal.
Gina wraps the news to a drop of her describing the scuttlebutt that would be said about her if she was were to sleep with a coworker.
Adam is doing a PodcastOne Live Read
Adam is now giving out the plugs and wrapping up the show as Dom tells them about his projects, BB gets a killer “Cunt Bumper” in to close the show, then another.
Dawson giggles and loses his shit and can’t give out the legalese, edition, gold!
Great Ending!